Would you still be able to love your waifu if you git to Equestria

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>>29713725
That would certainly be a disappointment.

You can also have a threesome though.

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>>29713725
>preferring faggot shit to glorious horse pussy

>>29713751
Marecock is love, marecock is life. Also,

>not wanting both

The only faggot here is you.

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>>29713757
Sure, not wanting horsecock rammed up my ass makes me a faggot

Keep telling yourself that

>>29713725
...How do they reproduce at that point?

>>29713725
I would love my waifu even if she didn't have a cock.

>>29713763
>not wanting horsecock rammed up my ass makes me a faggot
yes it does

>>29713763
>not wanting horsecock rammed up my ass makes me a faggot

Well, yeah.

>>29713766
futa means cock on a regular female, they still have vajayjays and female reproduction organs

>>29713725
>futa
DELET THIS THREAD FAGGOT!! IT'S SHIT!!

>>29713766
Their urethras double as a vagina. They have to dock their dicks together to breed.

>>29713784
Is it just cock or testicles as well? Because pregnancy might cause severe pain to the testicles seeing as how they'll be sitting right above the birth canal. You ever had gas in your lower intestines that put undue pressure on the back of your testicles and caused a sharp pain? Multiply that x1000 when it's a fucking baby instead of gas.

>>29713784
Pregnancy is extremely rare in hermaphrodites, though. Like 99%+ of the population would be infertile.

>>29713813
You know there are still male ponies though

>>29713763
There's nothing more masculine and straight than being secure enough in your heterosexuality to be comfortable with the idea of your waifu pounding your prostate with her feminine penis.

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>>29713822
This.

>>29713819
Male ponies aren't the ones getting pregnant, now are they?

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>>29713725
What if my waifu is a man
>pic related

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>>29713830
We could make it work

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>>29713822

>>29713766
Yeah I was gonna say, there seems to be a catch. If your waifu is the only one who has a pussy...then she probably serves a specific function in a society where everyone else has cocks.

>>29713725
Of course. Futa is disgusting. It's literally more gay than an actual dude.

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>>29713819
You want butt babies, Anon? Because that's how you get butt babies.

>>29713798
it depends, there's no fixed rules, remember that futa is basically like magically adding a dick(and possibly balls) to an existing female, think of Twilight casting a spell wrong and suddenly she has a dick in addition to the rest.

>>29713813
see above, they may or may not produce fertile semen/ovulate, let your fetish decide

>>29713843
>futa and traps are the same thing

Reminder that futa is gay and horsepussy is superior in every way.

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>>29713725
I think that would only make loving her easier.

On the flipside, if I was in a world of marecock, and one happened to really be into me. I'd settle for it, provided she was a power bottom.

It would make cuckqueaning pinkie pie so much less fun though.

Reminder that /mlp/ is 21% gay.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12497236/r

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>>29713887
That was rigged, just like the banner voting

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>>29713848
>implying she doesn't hide her dicklessness
even applehorse is smart enough to not be caught and locked up for breeding

>>29713725
That would be incredibly easy dude

>>29713725
>image
>futa
>all these autistic mental gymnastics
right up there with the 'just fuck a guy already' threads on retard9k

>>29713725
If you mean ever mare except waifu had a horsecock and she didn't? Then yes, yes I would love her, I would fuck her in the street explaining why the rest of them mares cant get this dick for being fucking disgusting monsters. Plain ol horsepuss is best, and the rest can go an hang till their necks break..

>>29713725

>all her friends have massive futa cocks
>she would be around them all day and can't help but compare them to mine

I would tell her to stop hanging out with them or it's over between us.