>"Anon, I had a nightmare and it made me pee in

>>29709781
"If this is gonna become a regular thing, you're gonna need to either sleep in your own damn bed or wear diapers."

>>29709781
Give Dashie some diapers

>>29709781
Yeah, right, nightmare, not your watersports fetish at all.

>>29709781
Ask the Nightmare to stop doing Dashie on my bed.

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>>29709781
Whack her on the butt with a rolled up newspaper and rub her nose in it.

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>>29709781
>CVS Clerk's face when I ask if they have diapers for ponies at 3am.

>>29709781

>Sigh
"All right, help me change the sheets then."
>She blushes, embarrassed.
>"Thanks Anon. You're the best."
"So what was it about?"

>>29709781
ITT: MLP Diaper Fetishists

>>29709868
>"...You want WHAT?"
"You heard me."

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>>29709898
You mean...you aren't a diaper fetishist?

>>29709781
>Oh thank fuck she doesn't realize I was wasted and peed in the bed.

>>29709781
hold her closer and go back to bed

>>29709923
Rest In Piss Anon

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>>29709930
CARLOS!

>>29709781
I keep making her pee in my bed because she hasn't woken up from the nightmare yet and that is my fetish

>>29709781
You aren't awake yet.

>>29709781
I change the sheets and flip the matress. Then I go into the laundry room to sniff the sheets and suck the pee our of them.

>>29709781
Well, what are you waiting for, clean it!

>>29709781
>Anon, I had a nightmare and it made me pee in your bed!
Let me get this straight. You had a nightmare, left your OWN house, flew five minutes to MY house, broke in and proceeded to pee in my bed while I was sleeping in it. Does that about cover the whole interaction up 'til now?
>...
Thought so, I'm gonna go toss these sheets in the hamper and if you're still here when I get back, I'm gonna go down to the pool hall, get a cue ball and use it to plug your urethra, deal? Deal.

>>29709781

1) make her replace the sheets
2) ground her for sleeping in a place where she's not allowed to sleep; no cuddling ad no dessert for a month
3) Her allowance is now going to buy a new mattress for my bed
4) give her a stern look that says "I am really disappointed in you" for a week.

Bad poners need to be punished.

>>29709781
Wonder what literal worst pony was doing on my bed in the first place

>>29709781
>"Well that's funny, because I burned your house down.

>>29710100
>burning clouds

>>29709781
Aren't you a little old to still be wetting the bed? Then again, you DO have the mind of a 12 year old...

>>29709781
Drink off the bed

>>29710123
I found a way.
I hired some grey pegasis.

>>29709825
It's hypocrisy that fat ponies and vore are allowed but diapers are not.

>>29709781
>rape

>>29709781
>"Anon, I had a nightmare and it made me pee in your bed"

"....You gotta be fucking kidding me. Are you serious Dashie!?"

>She tries to hide herself.

Goes and checks my bed.

SheActuallyDidIt.exe

"....Clean this shit up right now or no cummy yummies for a month!"

>FastAsFuckBoi.exe cleans my bed

"Damn right..."

>>29710243

You're right; none of those things should be allowed.

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>>29709781
You disgusting bitch, GTFO OF MY HOUSE

Make Fluttershy clean it up, of course.