Presumably everypony's vagina, anus, and crotchtits are

>>29709008
I think they're obscured by a flap of skin and only exposed when aroused.

Maybe they never went through that whole sexually-repressed, Victorian-era, Judeo-Christian bullshit that we did. Ponies are not likely to have the same hang-ups about sex and visible anatomy that we do.

>>29709029
But what about the anus and crotchboobs?

>>29709051
Anus is exposed when they need to shit, and crotchtits are just nipples on their belly. No lumps of fat like in humans or obese cats.

>>29709045
Aside from the occasional cheap joke, of course...

https://derpibooru.org/899818

>>29709029
Some fanfiction that I can't find now solved the problem by saying that it's custom made skin-tight underwear that still somehow let their fur through. I think that's much more plausible than sheath-like skinflaps.

>>29709008
>their private parts
This isn't even a human conceit; it's just a Puritan one. I don't think poners have that particular problem in Magical Horse Land.

>>29709008
>vagina
Vulva.

>>29709116
Well vaginas are for sex aren't they? Some ponies might feel uncomfortable having others see their vaginas similar to how women don't like people looking at their boobs, sexualizing them

>>29709143
That's an awkward combination of consonants and vowels. Well, both of them are, but your correction more so.

>>29709116
How did the taboo of nudity become a thing in the first place? I've assumed it was a thing of
>Hide cloths used in hunting and gathering stages around private parts
>It eventually became a culture thing; i.e less about necessity and more about showing wealth
>All cultures wore cloths over privates
>Eventually society evolved to find them as 'private' parts because of not usually being able to see them, also because they plainly show fertility.

>>29709116
>just Puritan
Yeah. Guess that's why the whole world walks around with clothes on right?

>>29709008
It is a kids show stop over analyzing things.

>>29709219
You're on the internet, we over analyze everything.

>>29709176
Because humans are highly sexual creatures.

>>29709229
>we over analyze everything
what did he mean by that?

If it moves, fuck it.
If it doesn't, why not?

>>29709242
What about monkeys?

Anyone think there's accessories or jewelry?

>>29709008

Actually, Equestrian ponies have genitals that are sheathed/hidden under folds of furry skin. That is, they're all "innies", unless the pony in question is deliberately letting them out to be seen.

Only very small foals lack the control, and keeping your marevag or stallion stick inside where it belongs is considered both hygienic and taught as part of proper potty training. .

The teats are barely visible except on pregnant mothers, and even then they're small and blend in with the belly. On athletic mares, you'd barely even notice they're there.

Unsheathing/winking in public is considered infantile behavior, unless the pony in question is so ill as to be losing control of their bodily functions/has been denied a bathroom so long it's to the point of exploding. It can also happen if the pony is suddenly stimulated sexually/molested, like Rarity getting fondled/having her dress torn off by the Smooze.

Fluttershy is so shy in part because she occasionally winks in her sleep.

>>29709493
Where did you get this, or is this a headcanon?

>>29709493

And then Estrus Season hits...

>>29709512
I wanna be near Fluttershy when that happens

>>29709493
>Unsheathing/winking in public is considered infantile behavior
>Pinkie will never flash you

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>>29709506

Headcanon, but given real horse anatomy has some rather amazing stuff in the butt department...and something's gotta explain the no visible genitals bit if you go beyond "cartoon characters don't have genitals".

>>29709512

Pic related. If the majority of the kingdom had to either get pregnant or be effectively useless for months at a time, it'd have been destroyed centuries ago.

>>29709493
This guy gets it.

>>29709566

That's why ponies have panties and such, Anon. A covered, winking marevag is technically decent but generally perverted, to the point where the equivalent of a strip club is mares in lingerie showing off some very kinky muscle control.

>you will never see Pinkie's pink pony panties pulse perverted ponytoe your way

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>>29709609

Second pic for the "but muh estrus" folks.

>>29709658
>have panties and such
We've been talking about sheaths, not panties

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>>29709679

Equestrian pony cock dries out if it's left out too long without being inside something moist (say, a mare), leaving the sensitive skin cracked, sore, or worse. Thus, it normally remain sheathed when not being used for pissing/sex.

Stallions have been tortured simply by forcibly keeping their dick out for days at a time in the hot summer sun, unable to so much as apply a drop of lotion to the length.

While less common, Equestrian males have literal "cock socks" for erotic purposes- usually a velvety sheath that is both technically protective and stimulating. For more sensitive stallions, these usually disposable sheathes are lined with lotions or oils, and unroll as the stallion's penis unsheathes from inside the pony. Re-usable ones are often enchanted with contraceptive charms, but are usually designed to slide back and expose the stallion's head and shaft when penetrating a mare. They're frequently quite decorative once a stallion actually whips it out.

When not in use, the "cock sock" is often an almost indistinuguishable lump of cloth on a stallion's belly, and Canterlot stallions often wear one under their clothing, the better to scandalize any mares that they might get a bit of private time with in the drawing room.

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>>29709803
What.

>>29709849
Had nothing to do with the post they were responding to. I'm guessing they're fucking around

>>29709849

Some random dude explaining his sexual fetishes.
Just another day around here, tbqhfam.

Unicorns have cast a spell on the whole land that makes genitals invisible until you are married, then spouses can see each other's bits.

>>29709907
Premarital sex?
And do they freak out when piss and shit come out of nothing?

>>29709922

That's private, they don't see that happening. Married couples can also see their children's bits or something also.

hey guys

what

what if

its just magic

>>29709972
But pony genitals though, and public nudity

>>29709972
Yeah, but how is the magic applied? Is it applied in the form of perfect-fitting panties? In the form of an illusion? Maybe mares can just magically will their privates away?

Magic seems like too easy of an answer

>>29709989
im guessing illusion, the simplest and most passive form of magic

>>29709998
that is the nature of magic

>Be Starswirl the Soulpatched
>Apprentice in wizard school, prodigy, future archmage of Celestia
>and completely incapable of talking to mares
>the dumb earth ponies with their massive junk get all the girls
>but you have a plan
>you know that's the only thing about them, they aren't interesting at all
>so you worked on a spell, a magical spell to hide all the genitals in the world, forcing ponies to focus on each other as ponies
>with time, energy, and some larceny you've acquired the crystals to cast your illusion
>you fire it up and a wave of energy engulfs the town but falls quite short of the whole world
>next day there is panic, but nopony suspects a thing
>it worked, all the genitals are hidden! now you can talk to girls!
>but they already know, your dong is miniscule
>strange side effect, with all the bits hidden, people are able to focus more
>your town's efficiency increases dramatically
>enough so that celestia notices
>Celestia visits and with some of her own magic tracks you down
>offers you a job instead of banishent and whisks you away to her school for gifted unicorns
>your spell evolves and soon your dream is reality, all the genitals are hidden and Equestria enters a new golden age of prosperity
>all because you were insecure about your dick

>>29709008
>visible

DYEWTS??? get out horsefucker scum.

Surprised this thread has been how the anatomy of the ponies work. Expected it to go into casual nudity shit

>>29710562
Nope, show discussion.

>>29712464
Delete your bump after you post it

>>29709045
>Maybe they never went through that whole sexually-repressed, Victorian-era, Judeo-Christian bullshit that we did.
How do you explain places like the Middle East, India, Asia and Japan?

Aside from parts of Africa, the Amazon and some Pacific islands.
All other nations are like that

>>29709008
>who shows them off
>who's willing to let any stallion put it inside
Pinkie
She's Equestria's bicycle.

>>29714441

Actually, if there's anybody who flashes ponies, it's Rainbow Dash.

She's moving so fast that you barely register a hint of pink under her tail before she's half a mile away, leaving only the faintest trail of sweat and mare behind her.

Pinkie Pie is a clothes horse. She likes to wink in public, but only while wearing outfits that hide what's going on. Pinkie's in a chicken suit, or a saloon dress? Under it all, she's wide open and loving it, that's why she's even goofier than usual.

Rarity does the pony equivalent of Kegel exercises to insure she never has a faux pas in public. Well, that and when she finally has her special somepony, the flower of her marehood will blossom like the spring jewel it is, darling.

Applejack just is decent about things. What belongs in the outhouse, stays in the outhouse. She doesn't think much about what she'd do in bed.

Fluttershy sleep-winks. It's embarrassing as heck, Rainbow Dash knows it but doesn't care. Luna knows, she certainly DREAMS pink enough to make a sailor blush, but that's inside her head if it's all right with you, she'd NEVER do something like that for real.

Maybe if you were wearing the right cosplay.

Twilight could describe her anatomy in mind-numbing detail, but has most of her sexuality rewired to bibliophobia, and she learned early as a filly not to drool on the books. Even if it's a really good book. She's almost OCD for bathroom hygiene and you could use Twilight Sparkle's post-potty time as a textbook example of antiseptic perfection.

>>29709008
>Who do you think is nervous about it
Of course, Fluttershy. Rarity too perhaps
>who doesn't care
Applejack and Twilight
Twilight would probably use herself as a biology presentation subject

>>29714760

*bibliophilia, not phobia, yay autocorrect

>>29714781
she would spread her pussy for her class for purely academic purposes

>>29714822
Would love to read a green of this
Twilight presenting her genitals in a biology class, oblivious to everyone glaring at her with lust.

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Some of this shit is like the dumbest, most ridiculous crap I have ever read. Skin flaps and magic panties. The fuck is wrong with you niggers?

You see this horse? Do you see it's junk? It's not like pony genitals are gonna jump out at you and shove themselves in your face. There is no taboo. Nopony cares unless maybe they are in a super formal situation, but even then no one ever wears pants, so they probably just don't give a damn. And why would they? They've all got big asses and tails and fur to obscure their junk anyway.

Now would they be upset about having to look at your little dong hanging out all day at just about face level? Maybe. It's kind of obscene and in the way at that point.

Flashing ponies a winking vulva or showing off an erect dick is obviously sexual, so that's probably the domain of whorses and parties, not the kind of thing ponies usually do in public or around others. But they wouldn't even thing twice about nudity. Magical skin flaps just sound so unattractive to. I hope you don't really headcanon that, because gross.

>>29715399
>Skin flaps and magic panties. The fuck is wrong with you niggers?
This, really though

>>29715247
Or perhaps volunteering to teach sex ed and using her magic to fuck herself to show how to properly have intercourse.

>>29709204
Humans don't have fur and can't control the weather. In the real world, humans freeze to death.

>>29715472
Some people are so conditioned with the nudity taboo that they literally can't conceive of an alternative. Also some people just like to think of funny ways to explain cartoon logic.

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>>29709176
Oooh, I actually know this one! A lot of African cultures and poorer social classes in Europe didn't have a taboo around nudity. The only people who cared were people rich enough to afford an outfit for any weather. Over time, nudity became associated with being poor and uncultured, so to try and make themselves look like more enlightened, many nations started banning public nudity. After all, you don’t want to be a dirty savage, right? It went on for so long that it's just become a part of the culture.

>>29709029
>>29709066
Then why isn't there a line for the flap(s) between the buttcheeks?

>>29709155
>similar to how women don't like people looking at their boobs, sexualizing them
Feel like they're okay with going around, their genitals and crotchboobs visible, as long as things aren't explicitly sexual, like staring, touching or trying to initiate unwanted sex. Imagine ponies like Fluttershy are shy about their privates and would cover them with their tails because they're nervous about stuff like that.

>>29715247
>Twilight presenting her genitals in a biology class, oblivious to everyone glaring at her with lust.
>>29715482
>Or perhaps volunteering to teach sex ed and using her magic to fuck herself to show how to properly have intercourse.
Why not both?

>>29716587

There's actually a Cadence one that works out like this. A lot. Often.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/297000/sex-ed-pony-style

>>29717531
Oh, thank you!

>>29715247
That's what I was thinking too. Twilight nonchalantly bending over the desk and spreading her pussy wide open with magic while she explains the anatomy of a mare. Then she conjures a transparent arcane cock and shoves it up her cunt to show everyone the cervix while failing to contain her moans

>>29717842

Seriously, >>29717531

Cadence does just about everything demonstrating with the Ponyville schoolhouse class you just mentioned. Including using the class for participants.

>>29717842
Bunch of students ask her if they can get a closeup, to see it in better detail
Twilight thinks they are eager to learn and is proud
She takes the magic penis out of her and spreads her pussy open so they can get a good look into the interior of a mare's pussy.
"It's amazing," a student utters. She assumes they mean the intricacies and design of it.
And then Twilight asks for a volunteer to show the male anatomy...

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Why do people make up these ridiculous headcanons rather than simply accept that ponies are perfectly comfortable being nude because they have no shame about their bodies?

>>29717934
The fur panties and flaps were stupid. Now we can go on to discussing casual nudity, hopefully

>>29717934

It's more a matter of explaining the fact that they're really cartoon horses and children's show, so it's not like they're going to show horse pussy.

Yet being mammals, they almost certainly have them. Thus, attempting headcanons to fit the "we can't see the horse pussy" bit.

>>29717928
but it's cadence. not that i hate her or anything, but twilight would fit this much better and make it 100x hotter

>>29717972
Also the obliviousness makes it better in my opinion as well

>>29717959
>Thus, attempting headcanons to fit the "we can't see the horse pussy" bit.
But they don't need to, so it's obnoxious

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>>29718055
With the aesthetically minimalistic flash animation, omitting the vaginal lines seems natural anyway.

>>29718100
That too

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I can understand why people make up ridiculous headcanons to get around their nudity, but it all arises from just that we have body shame and the thought of ponies being nude in public makes us uncomfortable, even though they always have been and we've scarcely noticed. Pony culture has none of what we have around nudity; they aren't ashamed of their bodies, and because everyone has always been nude their whole lives, they aren't visually aroused by nonsexual nudity either. It's a different world. They might find us equally bizarre for wearing clothes all the time.

It might be hard to wrap our heads around, but they're just actually, completely comfortable with it.

>>29718372

Eh, I don't have problems with nude ponies. They have fur, they don't need as much clothing (given Equestria's nice climate, usually none).

Speaking of headcanons, Silver Glow's Journal on FanFiction brushes over it more than once, including the protagonist realizing that one of her friends is hewing to the human nudity taboo and it's kinda weird.

>>29717933
"Ah, he's already erect!" Twilight says as a student she calls on gets up,"I like a subject that's ready!"

>>29718530
it writes itself

>>29718542
Really does

>>29718530
He could cum after various groping and prodding from Twilight examining and demonstrating his penis.
Twilight would say this is natural and she should of thought of this. And then starts pleasuring him to get his erection back, excusing that it's a time efficient method
Everyone's shocked but Twilight is too busy pleasuring her stallion subject.
Perhaps she could try to talk, but be muffled by the cock in her mouth, take it out and tell her female students to watch carefully and take notes on how to give a proper blowjob, seeing this as a good opportunity while she's doing it.

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>>29719063

>>29719077
Sadly I'm not really a good writer, so I'll leave it to whoever would want to write it

>>29719063
I was with you all the way up to the part where she accidentally made him cum. After that it's just every bad porno ever.

>>29709008
Posts keep saying fur when ponies have coats of hair.

Gas the furries.

>>29719229
Sorry you didn't like that one, just threw out ideas for any writefag who's interested.

>>29719294
Aww, come on now, don't be sorry. It's just that it all fit into the general theme of Porch Light showing anatomy for educational purposes right up until the point where she decided to suck his dick in front of the class. Then it was just regular old porn, instead of quirky Twalot porn. I still ain't writing shit.

>>29719366
>up until the point where she decided to suck his dick in front of the class. Then it was just regular old porn, instead of quirky Twalot porn
Can see what you mean
>I still ain't writing shit.
Didn't encourage you to write, I meant anyone

>>29719413
Keep this thread alive. Also read the birds and the bees, the clop fic one not the troll fic.

If dubs please God let there be a talented write fag see it

>>29719527
>Also read the birds and the bees
By Flutterwhy4?

>>29719077
What even was the source of this? One of those frames in the middle of an animation?

>>29719527
>Keep this thread alive
This. I want some Twilight demonstrating female biology using herself as a model

>>29709008
>this thread again

>>29720784
And you bumped this thread, so you contributed to its continued existence

>>29709008
It bothers my autism that you used the word vagina. That's "the muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which extends from the vulva to the cervix." Their genitals are hanging out and their vulvas are on display, not their vaginas.

>>29720433
This