>"Why are you sweating, Nonny? Do you like what

>>29693698
>>29693684
>see stupid image
>make shitty thread
why are you such a cancerous pile of shit?

>>29693698
>>>/trash/

>>29693698
Yeah that's cute, but could you please show me instead how equestrian weather works around here?

>>29693698
There's already a thread for these pics. put it there, not here.

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>>29693698
I know we pretend to be cool around here but I legit would just turn into a sweating stuttering bumbling mess if Pinkie was in front of me like this.

Homina-homina-homina...

>>29693698
>*Unzips dick*
>Walks behind her
>Grab her hair
>Put penis into vagina
>Proceed to fuck roughly in front of everyone

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>>29693930
Let's salvage the thread and have a think about Ponk for a moment.
Just how LEWD is she? Does she have any idea of what sex is, or is she totally innocent in that regard? If she's lewd, is she the one taking charge, or submissive?

My answers to the above: yes, she can be lewd as fuck if she wants. But she never gets any action because everything thinks she's too sweet to fuck. In bed, she takes charge, but if anyone else wanted to she'd let them.

>>29693949
Pinkie Pie is innocent but accidentally lewd. She'll do anything so long as it's with her special somepony and that nobody gets hurt in the process.

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>>29693949

That's the best sort, where you can swap roles. You be in charge, then let her be in charge, and so on, back and forth. You get to improvise some really wild stuff that way.

>>29693698
Tell her
"So I heard you're a cuckquean."

>>29693698

"Well, duh! When they said you were hot, they weren't kidding!"

>>29693949
She's a literal semen demon

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>>29693949
It's difficult, I feel like it could be a variety of things when it comes to pink.
She could not be lewd and innocent.
She could be lewd and innocent
She could be accidentally lewd and innocent
She could pretend to be accidentally lewd and innocent
She could be intentionally lewd and pretend to be innocent.
She could be intentionally lewd and use thinly veiled innocence as a catalyst.
She could be lewd and a slut.
She could not be lewd but still a slut because she loves making people happy.
I could go on almost forever, but I wont, the point is Pinkie can be anything on the spectrum from innocent party mare to turbo-slut semen demon.
And she could easily be either M or S.

And that's what's great about her, you can assign all these different shades of lewd to her and it still fits.

>>29694041
50 shades of pink

>>29693707
why are you such an giant faggot?

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>>29694041
>She could be intentionally lewd and pretend to be innocent.
I like this one.

>>29693949
Pinkie will fuck you until your dick is shriveled into nothing

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>>29694164
I'm with you there.

>>29693698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0f0PCUzL7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip0n8SbL_Fg

What are you guys talking about my post proves pinkie pie is not lewd.....

>>29693949
She knows about romance enough to see Cadance/Shining as cute and she also hit on stone gryphon. She's sexual enough to date stallions but not perversive to try any kind of fetish or orgy or whatever people think she does.

>>29695264
worst opinion itt so far

Her ecchi power is over 9000.

inb4 "FUCK OFF TO /a/ WEABOO SCUM!

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>>29693698
>"Do you like what you see?"
Yes, I certainly do.

>>29695264
>fetish or orgy
>perverse
The only reason you think fetishes or orgies are "perverse" is because you grew up in a land that was founded by Puritans and hasn't gotten its collective shit together yet.

For some reason, I don't think Equestria would have that problem.

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pink makes me happy

>>29695537
>inb4s his own post
Fuck off back to /b/, newfag. Come back once you've graduated.

>>29693698
Rape

>>29693698
"A bad edit, Ponk. A bad edit."

>>29693698

Goddammit OP, I just repaired these pants!

>>29695869
No, it's perverse and ponies that are the literal embodiment of virtues would not be sex obsessed nymphomaniacs.

>>29695830
She has to go now

>>29693949
These magical ponies have no genitals and regard sex as foreign.

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>>29698672
>>29698224

>>29693970
Agreed.

>rape

>>29699735
That took way too long, but better late than never.

>>29694983
I know that image. That straw's in a dude's urethra.
That's my fetish.
And Ponk is my waifu.
It's a good picture.

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Have a random Ponk.

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>>29699842
have a bunny ponk

>>29694041
I like this thought the best.
Pinkie can be any wide range of things, as we dont really have a solid idea of her romantic and sexual behavior. Theres major fun in individualy projecting our personal take or desirable sexual personality on her. I've learned about some things that I want in a partner by hugging the plush at night, kissing her goodbye before work, talking to her in bed at the end of a hard day, [s] having excellent faps and touching her lovely pone bodi everywhere[/s]
But I've also learned what I don't want, as I've never portrayed her party planning in my personal fantasies.

>>29695264
This, and Pinkie's care and joy for Matilda, Cranky and the Cakes show she has a light-and-aware attitude towards romantic relationships. She's for certain all for ending up in a meaningful relationship someday.

1/2

>>29699964

I'm going to throw in some knowledge about irl romance and relationships and make guesses about Pinkie,
People who are bored with their lives, and dont busy themselves with stuff day-to-day are the most horny and grow the strongest desire for a partner, and if they don't have enough social contact or take opportunity to regularly pour out their feelings to someone who listens, they get lonely.
Pinkie is someone who is constantly busy, either with work, planning parties, throwing the parties, practicing sik jokes or building/maintaining her party props/bedroom. And plus, she is an element that has to step up and deal with danger in Equestria. Now she doesnt seem to stress out too much, but all that work can leave one pooped. Pinkie may literally not even be that focused on sex. She's too productive to pay attention.
But at her age, I can imagine she does think about it at certain periods in time, but to a much less extreme extent as someone who thirsts for it daily. I'm gonna go ahead and assume the same for the other mane 6. Fluttershy is probably the most horny being in her house all day.

A person who is horny or sexually interested in someone is going to gradually flirt, or talk to more often, look at for longer, find an excuse to sneak a touch on an arm or somewhere on their body, and make vague-to-more specific sexual jokes and see if the person is interested back or not, to keep going or stop. It's how they respectfully and cautiously get closer to each other. Pinkie, and the other main six are likely to do the exact same to the right pony, except maybe Rarity, who will get bored for it taking too long, or Fluttershy for her not knowing what shes doing.

2/2

>>29699969

I'm gonna conclude with Pinkie not being lewd at all on accident or on purpose, but certainly able to. She just doesnt have lots of experience or thought put into it, but with the right pony, she'll be open to learn, and become lewd, & probably crazy in bed (provided her partner helps with her depression) and you wont see a difference outside her bedroom or away from the one shes romantic with.

Right now, Pinkie has enough love from Gummy, her friends, her sisters, several ponies of ponyville who love parties. She naturally doesnt long for a partner as much, but is more focused on her life, and maybe her issue with depression, or the toughness of planning the next party.

2/2

>>29693949
Pinkie has boned every pony in town because she just likes making people happy. She's a switch.

>>29693698
>image
>eqg
nothing

>>29693949
Out of mane6, Pinkie, Dash and Rarity would be the one who initiate flirting on a stallion. Twilight, Fluttershy and Applejack would be the one reacting to stallions flirting with them.

>ITT: "Every pony is a slut except my waifu. My waifu is pure."

>>29700473
What, did you even read the thread you fucking autist?

>>29694041
Honestly if I really had to guess her naivety is only on the surface, but she's otherwise aware of the world she's in and how it works, so something like sex and being sexy isn't illusive to her. I'd say she can be a real tease when she wants to, especially with someone she especially likes. But otherwise she's just really friendly with pure intentions. The better you get to know her, the more of the other side you get to experience.

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pink

I want to bonk the Ponk

>rape

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>>29703078
I want the Ponk to bonk me

>>29703373
I'm not sure what's going on in that picture but I like it.

>>29703415
Something something parasprites...

>rape

>>29703107
>>29703736
Copycats

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>>29703373

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>>29700473
If my waifu is a slut, how can she be pure?

Checkmate atheists

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>>29704607
They're all sluts.
Checkmate, cucks.

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>>29693698
Refrain from sexualizing the ponks.
Hooves or not hooves.

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>>29704857
Ponk is for sexual.

>>29704890
Indeed. Ponk is for hot loving sexual. Ponk was made for sexual, both hooves and nohooves.

>>29693698

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Ponka pig is a fat cunt.

>>29699842

iPhones are for brain-dead, latte-sipping liberal cucks who follow herds and are too stupid to learn how to use a real computer. Please consider suicide.

>>29706225
I wish I could see the comments to this. Pretty sure not being sexually attracted to someone is a little better than rape.

>>29693698
Ponk has the best badonk

>>29701650
I remember that thread, everyone freaked out when they finally showed the tiddies, but the nipples were weird to me

>>29707558
>but the nipples were weird to me
not all nipples are like the ones you see in your erotic adult films

>>29693698
You're literally too stupid to have any appeal whatsoever

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>>29701650
did pinkie chat OP return?

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>>29707744
Nah, but who knows, maybe Pinkie Chat 2 could be tonight!

>>29693698
Yes. Yes I do. I would tap that ass.

>>29708733

That would be a very, very popular ponk.

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>>29706225
This man is tired of this shit....

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>>29707441
>>29709941
Reminder.

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>>29708733
If we just believe in it hard enough, maybe it will be!

>>29710063
But if you HAVE to have sex with them even if you don't want to then isn't that rape?

>you should be fucking honored as shit to have the opportunity to have sex with a big beautiful goddess
>goddess
kek

>>29693698
Remind OP that God hates him.

>>29710063
Let me rape you or I'll scream you raped me

If only their brains were more than 0.5% of their total weight, they'd at least be tolerable

>>29693698
Sweat even more

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>>29711040
"No reason to be nervous Nonny!"

>>29693698
don't get it and only do so years later when I get a sudden realization

Tangentially related...

That "Pinkie is a cuckquean" guy, whoever he is, needs to be fed alive to fire ants.

>>29711348
ntr is an intellectual's fethish

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>>29708733
i want to belive

A bacon salad

>>29693698
>Do you like what you see?"
She would literally never say that. Odds are she'd assume you were sweating because of some terrible fever, run up to your side and stick her tits in your face, completely unmindful of the actual reason for your sweating over her hyperactive concern for any reason but.

>Be Anon
>always wanted Fluttershy to be your girlfriend
>But you get nervousness attacks worse than her
>However, there's one girl you know who's just as sweet as Flutters, and is always someone to talk to about this
>And yet........
>Your libido can't take much more it
>You wanted to save yourself for Fluttershy's purity and kindness, but this other girl would be much more open to sex
>Your dick says one thing and your heart says another.

"Pinkie Pie, I need your advice about facing a crisis I'm having."

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>>29711386
>intellectual's fethish
How do you know that, you can't spell for 'shith'.

Hold still Ponka, I've got something I wanna put up in ya.

>>29711348

Canonically, Pinkie (at least her EqG version) is hot for Shining Armor.

This indicates she's more into fucking other women's men than watching what she's got be fucked by someone else.

Also,

>29711997

Pinkie Chat #2 live and in progress as of this post.

>>29711386
>not procreating
>intellectual
You got something backward.

"Pinkie, I had no idea you wanted to study while Sugarcube Corner was baking...in an industrial-strength oven room...and that you did it in your underwear."

"But I'm not complaining, those ARE some nice cupcakes you got there."

>>29710063
I already had sex with a fat chick, it was fun but she turned into a bitch afterwards. Wouldn't mind a sane fat chick....
If that's a thing.

>>29693698

>>29693698
>Long day at work.
>You undress and fall into bed.
>You're just about to fall asleep.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>Without so much as a word to you she walks into your bedroom, closing the door behind her.
>Then, still without a word, she begins undressing herself at the foot of your bed.
>Shecarefully folds her clothes and places them on your dresser.
"Pinkie, what are you doing?"
>She pauses in the midst of removing her knickers.
>"I'm coming to bed with you, silly."
"Why are you even in my apartment?"
>"I was waiting for you to come home. I made you dinner, but I guess you're too tired to eat anything."
>Pinkie reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra.
>Now fully naked, she crawls under the covers and snuggles up to your side.
>"Night, Nonny!" She sing-songs cheerfully, reaching across you to turn off your bedside light.
>Plunged into darkness, you decide you are either dreaming or hallucinating.
>Either way, you're too tired to deal with this shit.
>Paying no heed to the imaginary naked girl wrapping her arms around you and nestling into your side, you fall into blissful slumber snide of twenty seconds.

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>>29716872

>>29693698
I want to squonk the Ponk.

>>29716872
ha! and muh dick

>>29693975
This