How do ponies feel about stallions having erections in public?

>>29690936
Given that only 4% of them are actually stallions, it's safe to say they've accepted that they're a dying species.

>>29690936
I hear Rainbow Dash gets pretty wet when she sees Soarin pop a boner, and she can see his huge cock. She's also the same with Big Mac, Braeburn, and Thunderlane.

>>29690936

How can a stallion NOT get an erection, with all those vaginas just lewdly visible everywhere?

Big Mac has probably had so much sex in PonyVille there are mares walking around with a cutie mark in the shape of his dick.

>>29690963
That would imply that he made fillies realize their special talent was his dick... How did he make them realize?

>>29691814
With his dick.

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>>29690955
She gets even more excited when Rarity pops a boner in public, since her magnificent mare cock bring every stallion to shame :^)

>>29690936
Stallions having boners is considered a wardrobe malfunction there. Its also frowned upon as, when a stallion is raped by a mare, they're said to have been "Asking for it" if they had a boner.

>>29690963

>"Darling I've seen QUITE a few well known stallions around town and what you're saying is just ridiculous."
>"I'm tellin' y'all, his snake is so big the fella can't even so much as move a bale of hay without trippin' over it!"
>"HAHAHAHA, are we really talking about Big Mac? Now THIS I got to see!"
>"W-WHAT?! Now listen here he has work to do on the farm and-"
>"You heard her girls! Time for a visit to the Apple Farm!"
>"NO! He's really sh- Pinkie watch where your goin'!"
>"Sorry Applejack, last one there's a rotten egg!"

I would certainly hope applejack talks about big mac in front of the girls.

He hardly gets out much.

>>29691998
And the twist is: He was oogling some other stallion walk past

>>29690936
since theyre a bunch of nudists id say they dont care since its something normal

Nudity as a taboo is old meme in pony society. Sure, they probably gossip, but it's not a big deal.

>>29692868
IRL nudists are really prissy about erections. Having one is a big taboo and they'll at that point cover up with a towel or go hide from the other nudists.

They also hate being called nudists, prefering the term naturalists. So be sure to call them nudists at all times.

>>29693315
they also werent born into a society where everyone is and always has been naked since birth up until they die with clothes only being worn for fashion rather than modesty.

How do real horses react?
We gotta know this first.

>>29693340
most of the time they dont, but sometimes another horse will sniff their dick.

>>29690936
They don't have much erections, for with nudity as a norm, they are used to it. With so much hot mares around every stallion must have developed titan willpower and full control over his delicate body parts by the mature age.

I'd totally be down for a green with this premise.
Humiliation and attempted self control is amazing.

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>>29693567

>>29691903
I want to agree with you and laugh my fucking ass off at the same time.

but I can't bring myself to do either at the moment

>>29691998

>Applejack accidentally pimping out her honest hardworking brother
>he just wanted a nice quiet life

I like where this is going.

>>29690936

Stallions generally don't, since pony genitals are sheathed and hidden behind furry layers of skin. Popping a boner would take serious arousal or a baby's lack of control. Equestrian children learn to keep it decent as part of potty training.

This does mean really having to pee might mean "peeking", or being unexpectedly molested. Thus Rarity covering herself after the Smooze goop groped her.

>>29694028
>Equestrian children learn to keep it decent as part of potty training.

>CMC judging the erections of their embarrassed colt classmates
>Miss Cheerilee scolds them while stealthily noticing which colts have a surprisingly decent size

WEW

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>>29693932

Look at her face. She was so confident in showing Starlight to him.

>Oh, I'll make you two best friends alright

>>29694334

>tfw his cock is too big

big mac is suffering

>>29693567

where the writefags at?

>>29694205

So Equestrian schools actually have a penis inspection day?

>>29691903
But everybody knows Fluttershy has the biggest cock in the land.

>>29695087
I know right? We seriously need them now.

>>29695316
Cheerilee has voyeur anon as a guest speaker for sex-ed day. Genital inspections and endless rutting abound.

>>29690936
Implying there's no potion that prevent erections.

>>29696584
>tfw you take the wrong potion in the morning
>tfw you have to last throughout the day without being caught with your permanent southern salami

>>29690936
You get desensitized to nudity pretty quickly. In a place where nakedness is the norm for several millennia,,,yeah, stallions aren't walking around with erections all the time, colts maybe but they'd get used to things pretty quick. They just have to think about seeing Grandma from behind and bam!, they're fine.

>>29691939
Back to your shithole general

>>29696584
>Due to the lack of stallions, mares have to make this potion. Odds are that the one they would make is really an aphrodisiac which increased a stallions sperm production 4 fold in the vague hope they will mate with them.

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>>29695316

Miss Cheerilee likes to do surprise bimonthly penis inspections and record the growth rates of her maturing students.

The students that grow the most earn a gold star!


She just makes it clear for them not to tell their parents. Wouldn't want any misunderstandings.

>>29697083
Is it because she sucks off those who have the biggest cocks after school?

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>>29694334
Than have her join the Apple clan,
mission complete!
"You live in my house now and I make the rules around here. Rule one, no Magic!" says the Apple mud horse.

>>29697083
>Be background colt #270.
>Grey coat, grey mane, grey eyes.
>Shy and quiet blank flank Earth Pony.
>No fillyfriend to speak of.
>You approach the one-room schoolhouse just like any other day.
>The green alien is peering through the window again.
>Oh shit...you forgot. It's Measurement Day.
>You nervously take your seat and wait for the bell to ring.
>The other foals trickle in as well, but your best friend is absent.
>Cheerilee's overly-cheerful voice fills the room once again.
>"Good morning, fillies and gentlecolts! Do you know what day it is?"
>This won't win you any friends, but you need some participation points.
>So you raise your trembling hoof into the air.
"M-measurement Day?"
>Snips and Snails vanish.
>A colour of nervousness splashes every colt.
>Well, not Tender Taps and Button Mash, who exchange smug glances.
>"Why yes, it is Measurement Day! Excellent memory!"
>"You know the routine. Come up front where everypony can see you."
>The fillies giggle as the colts reluctantly file to the front of the class.
>"You're big colts now, so we won't need the rub, right?"
>Taps and Mash were at full mast as they lined up.
>The other colts are getting there, but not you.
>God damn, why can you never get hard?
>C'mon, think of that grey filly. She's cute, right?
>Cheerilee approaches your flustered form.
>"Uh-oh, do we need the rub?
"..."
>"Ruby Pinch, it's your turn this time!"
>A magenta Unicorn filly looks a little too excited as she approaches you.
>Her horn glows as she focuses on the rub.
>You feel the magic stimulating your lower belly.
>It's certainly not a bad feeling, but it's embarrasing as all hell.
>No colt wants to be rubbed down by a filly.
>But rules are rules, and here you are now.
>After an eternal moment, the filly lets up and goes back to her seat.
>"Looks like you're all good to go now. Diamond Tiara, you're today's Measurer!"
>That mean pink filly comes to the front of the class with a ruler in her mouth.
I'm sorry.

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>>29697589
Keep going.

>>29697589
the most questionable erection I've had in a while

>>29697589
Top kek

>>29697589
cock tease

>>29697805
I hope these sizes are okay.

>She starts at Taps, who seems quite pleased with himself.
>She takes the ruler between her hooves and holds it up to Taps.
>The ruler accidentally brushes him, causing a throb.
>"13 cm exactly, Miss Cheerilee."
>The fillies clap at this record-breaking number.
>"That's it? I was 12.8 cm last time!"
>"Don't worry, Tender Taps. Better to grow a little than to not grow at all."
>He absentmindedly nods at Cheerilee's words of reassurance.
>Tiara, as you now know her, moves along to Button Mash.
>You can't tell if Taps or Mash is bigger.
>Not that you're watching or anything.
>"12.9 cm."
>"I'll be bigger than you next time, Taps!"
>Some fillies giggle, doubtful of his ability to surpass Taps.
>The next contestant is a light yellow colt with a short green mane.
>His cutie mark is three carrots.
>"12.7 cm on Carrot Crunch."
>Well, there's another name to not care about.
>After him comes a green colt with a slightly effeminate blue mane.
>He's a blank flank too, but he's smaller than Mash at 12.5 cm.
>Then comes a light blue colt with the same mane style, 12.6 cm.
>A beige colt with a brown mane is also 12.6 cm.
>And now it's your turn.
>Tiara looks at you with that smug "I know you're tiny" grin.
>She holds the ruler to your exposed member.
>Please don't throb or do something embarrassing.
>"Hmph. That can't be."
>She looks at your colthood, confused about something.
>She takes another measurement.
>"12.5? Really?"
>You look at a confused Tiara, then a smiling Cheerilee.
>"That's an improvement of half a centimetre. Best in the class!"
>A couple fillies put on the sympathy-clap.
"Please. It's about the biggest, not the most improved."
>"There are awards in both categories. Tender Taps won biggest."
>Cheerilee gestures to the board of gold stars.
>She slaps another star onto Taps' chart, and one onto yours.
>"There. Excellent job, colts. You can sit down now."

That's all I've got.

Someone write a green where Big Mac or Thunderlane pop a boner in public, and the mares all see it and think lustful thoughts.

>>29694334
>Tfw you're around working class people.

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>>29695559
This

>>29690936
how do ponies feel about mares winking in public and dripping their nasty sticky juices everywhere

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>>29691998
>>29697083

>"Gosh Miss Cheerilee, he don't like us starin' at it so I cain't say for sure."
>"Apple Bloom, you know how important inspection day is so this will be a great help for me. Surely you must have SOME idea of his size."
>"I-I reckon' I do."
>"Well then can you please give me a visual demonstration on how big it is?"
>"A visual what now?"
>"Is it as big as this book? This ruler? Perhaps this desk over here?"
>"Ummmm, m-maybe from that there bookcase to the chalk board? He's awfully shy about it and it gets in the way of his chores."
>"........"
>"M-Miss Cheerilee? Everythin' alright? Your mouth is just hangin' there all open like."
>"*cough* Y-YES Apple Bloom, I'm fine! Now perhaps you can invite your brother over to the school for an inspection? These colts need somepony to look up to and your brother sounds like the PERFECT candidate."
>"Gee, I dunno. I guess he might be up for helpin' but he don't like talkin' about his body. Sometimes he mopes about an' we just feel sorry for him."
>"Oh my, that sounds dreadful! Don't worry, an inspection is just the thing a stallion like Big Mac needs."
>"*gasp* That's right! We ain't never thought of that before. Thanks Miss Cheerilee, I'll tell him to come see you right away!"

>>29691814
>That would imply that he made fillies realize their special talent was his dick... How did he make them realize?

Rape, of course.

>>29697083
What kind of inspection do the fillies get?

>>29699174
They don't get one because feminism.

>>29698108
I liked that it was short just a nice self contained kek.

>>29698108
Wtf man? My boner's just dropped faster than twin towers.

Min. size of the horsecock starts with 40cm.

>>29699754
Even for colts? Their dick would scrape against the ground if they were that big.
Also keep in mind that cartoon horses are smaller than real ones, so all dicks must shrink to compensate.

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>>29699771
depends of how smaller are cartoon horses

>>29699783
There was a guy who went into amazing detail about this. Foals were alleged to be around 64 cm tall, and fully-grown ponies around 108 cm. Let's assume that cartoon horse dicks are bigger than humans but smaller than real horses.

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>>29699643
>tfw no clit inspection

>>29699771
Maybe it goes inside of them and pops out when aroused.

>>29700756
Even though it does do that, a colt's penis would still touch the ground if it were 40cm long. That's like half his height.

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>>29691903

>>29694334
>"told ya"

>>29693455
This. There ARE underdeveloped places in the world where nudity is the norm. The dudes get along just fine.

If you were to grow up someplace where everyone was always naked, you wouldn't have trouble controlling yourself. You could just contain it with willpower easily. Exception being young colts who only just discovered this stuff and do not have the ability to control it.

>>29694542
There is such a thing as too big, yah. If you can't fit, what use are you? You'd be a prize of physical attraction but you wouldn't actually be able to do the do.

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>>29702722

>tfw when she hears a stallion is too big

some mares like a challenge

>>29699643
But the clit is technically like a penis. See, all fetuses start out as female, until about 50 days or so after fertilization. I guess with the testosterone and other things, a penis grows where the clit is. So a futa without balls would technically require a clit inspection. Futashy is involved here