"God dang it, Bobby! There is no love in this world for true hard american working ponies like Applejack anymore? I will no longe tolerate such low language abuse about her, this is not what the internet is for! I will give all this damn cloppers a piece of my mind, i tell you what!"
"But dad! Rainbow Dash is the collest, these guys told me so! Applejack is just a background pony!"
>>29679025
MORE LIKE ASSHOLEJACK LOL!
>>29679025
>"Yeahman,tellyouwhathank, dang ol' twnnypercentcoolerclearskies10secondsflat."
>"...yo."
>>29680104
>>29680190
>"Hmmm, an aerial combatant with stealth capabilities. I like how you think, Boomhauer."
>"HOWEVER!...shi-sha!"
>[pocket sand]
>Boomhauer looks down, seeing sand get in his beer
>'dang ol..immature,man..yo.'
>"HA! Now if the pony you selected had been Pinkie Pie, her innate, Jack Ruby-ish, Pinkie senses would have alerted you to that."
Hasn't this same exact thread been made dozens of times?I'm not complaining, mind you.
>>29680217
Dale has good taste in pone
>>29679025
>"M-mr. Hill?"
>'Huh-,bwah!'
>"AHHH!~"
>Hank sighs, regaining his composure
>'I'm sorry, ehh..Fluttershy, I'm still not uh..used to having talking ponies on Spooner street.'
>"O-oh, that's ok. Um, I was wondering if um, perhaps, you could possibly maybe h-hide me, please?"
>'Hide you? What for?'
>"W-well, it's just that um, your friend, Mr. Dauterive is trying to dress in me in his wifes clothes and calling me Lenore.."
>'...Got dangit, Bill.'
>>29680548
Moar king of the ville please
>>29680605
>>29680620
>"Hey you dumb hillbilly rednecks!"
>"What you know about dumb yankee doodle horse in my yard, kicking tree and keeping me up singing Tom Petty!"
>>29679025
>roleplaying
Delete this
>>29681366
BROTHER NOFUNALLOWED, I KNEW YOU'D COME
>>29681366
>thinking this is rp
>>29682248
Is this real life?
>>29680548
>Spooner street
Wrong show there, anon.