>"Phew! Your pee-pee really stinks, Anon! I hope you've

This is the reason why the only mate you can attract is your mother

>>29677215
Wash your shit you smelly neet faggot

>>29677215
Fuck off, you unfunny faggot.

>>29677215
>pee pee

What the fuck is wrong with you?

This isn't /s4s/ faggot

>>29677215
Fuck off. We can tell you're a weaboo.

stop talking shit about my penis

>>29678210
If a pony can tell it smells imagine what midgets and children must think about standing near you in the checkout aisle. Wash your smelly dick, Anon, for their sake.

>>29679140
Life pro tip.
If you can smell yourself, EVERYONE can smell you a FUCKTON

Why isn't Anon circumcised?

>>29679161
>cutting off part of your dick
This isn't some third world hellhole nor is it Jewrusalem. Dick cutting has no place in modern 'Murika.

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>>29679651
>This isn't some third world hellhole

>>29679651
Actually it tends to be a strong practice in the United states, which is the country who brought circumcision to North America during the 1900's has a way of stopping masturbation. John Harvey Kellogg, A.K.A. the man behind the Kelloggs brand who brought you corn flakes.

I need green PLS

>>29681547
You really don't.
>Ponies trying to get Anon to wash his gross cock
Actually....

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>>29677215

I wash my genitals everyday at least 4 times.

>tfw so much dick cheese it leaks out

>>29681572
It begins.

>"I say, darling, what IS that powerful odor?"
"..."
>"Anon? ANON! Darling! Have you not washed your unmentionables today?!"
"Rarity, please..."
>"How vulgar! How barbaric! You march yourself right into that shower and lather yourself clean right now!"
"Who the fuck are you telling me how to live my life?"
>"That's IT! I will NOT stand by idle-hooved while you allow yourself to accumulate layers of grime on your most sensitive regions, let alone offending every living creature downwind of your repugnant vapors! Into that shower! Now! I will lather you up myself!"
"Hmph! Fine."

>>29683804
Continue.