You beat a magical gnome in chess and he makes you an offer as

>>29670123
I'd hate to take her away from her farm

>>29670123
Nah, that would be a pretty shitty thing to do to a little pone.

>>29670123
>rip a pony away from her home to get dissected and kept prisoner by scientists/military
I don't hate Pinkie that much, dude

>>29670129
>>29670141
>>29670146
>Alright, fine, she would exist in both universes, as if nothing happened in equestria

...decrees the gnome.

>>29670160
But at the same time what is essentially the clone is still miserable.

Sorry senpai, just take your wish and go home.

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>>29670123
Fuck off you little shit

>>29670176
DAVID, NO, HE AIN'T WORTH IT, BRUH

>>29670176
I"LL SMURF YOU INTO NEXT YEAR

>>29670123
Yes. And I would keep Rara locked in my basement as a sex slave. Hope she likes rimming unwashed assholes.

>>29670123
>>29670160
That would still be mean
She has a job with the wonderbolts and the clone would be miserable that she now can't fulfill her life goal.

>>29670176

FUCK YOU YOU MADE ME CRY SO HARD AS KID

>>29670123
Fuck you, gnome, you're in no position to bargain. Give me exactly what I want with no catches.