>"Come now Anon we can be reasonable." >"The

Fuck off Celestia.

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>29658439
>Such vague and shitty promises this benevolent deceiver gave to you.
>Enough to spoil the taste of wine your belly.
>But every lie contains but a single morsel of truth
>You are getting old, and you have nothing to offer your sons but a lowly dukedom in a frozen wasteland.
>You swish the wine in your cup as the nervous would be queen fidgets at the other end of the table.
>A meager "feast" prepared for you and her for some carousing
"What you're suggesting treason Celestia, though I may have my differences with my liege, that does not make me a scoundrel."
>"I-I, I never called you one!"
"But you did by even suggesting that I'd betray my lord for something so esoteric as power."
>You place your cup onto the table and stand at your end of the table.
"And what do you stand to gain from an open rebellion of the Human Empire?"
>"P-powerful allies and-"
>You raise your hand to her
"Let me run the scenario for you. My house, house Vailfun rebels with some fabricated claim to the empire's throne."
"A claim that would be as half-assed as you're power play here."
>She stomps her hoof and attempts to rebuttal.
>You wave your hand at her
"Hear me out, as I heard you, though my house may have the poorest land we have the mightiest warriors in all the empire."
"Open rebellion would weaken his highnesses armies significantly."
"The other houses sensing weakness and with true claims to the throne rebel and attempt their hand at a power grab."
>You slam your fist on the table and then point at her frothing with rage
"During this time Equestria will swoop in like a vulture picking off the noble houses one by one under some false notion that they have claims to land by some misbegotten seniority clause. A clause only recognized by their misbegotten ilk."
"You'd leave me for last and use both the human and equestrian powers to stomp my house out of existence. Claiming the human empire for yourself!"
>You take breath and regain composure
"Why would I ever want to do that?"

>>29658439
Fuck off sunbutt.
If I'm going to betray my people is going to be for Insect-like semi-humanoid alien waifus or great AI robotic overlords.

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>>29658684
Feel free to call me a cucklord because I'm just gonna keep fucking around until this gets pruned or I finally decide to study for my midterms.

Or come up with better greens.

>>29658439
"By the way there are two little colts that want to see you."
>"Aw that's sweet what are their names?"
"Mustang and Sally."

>>29658730
Are they your wives son's lord Anon?

>>29658729
Actually, it sounds like it would be pretty good. I'm curious as to what Celestia's true motive is, if Duke didn't already lay it all out in the open.

>>29658753
Welp, will have to see won't we?
Don't hold your breath on this being quick. I am slow typer and I might just fuck off to do HW for my components class.

>>29658439
What are you even talking about? I'm a senator for the human republic.

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>>29658684
>>29658753
>>29658767
My bet is that Celestia is secretly in love with Duke Anon, and wants him to be her king in the new empire they would form together.

Or, ya know, I could be totally wrong.

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>>29658684
>She pauses and then scowls at you.
>"Is it so hard to believe that there are kind-hearted creatures in this world?"
>You lock eyes with her
"A benevolent ruler wouldn't ask a Duke to murder his own people for vague promises."
>You replied
>An awkward silence fills the air
>Even her servants who had been serving the wine are watching now.
>"Fine!"
>She yells and then shakes her hoove at you.
>"Abandon your people, continue serving a cruel emperor who allows the noble houses to war for power and rape and pillage as though they were not united!"
>"But when you return home tonight and see your kind preying upon each other like hungry jackals, you'll wish you had chosen the lesser evil this day!"
>A still silence fills the air as she uttered those last words.
>You sigh
"I never said that I wouldn't help you. I simply doubted your intentions."
>You stand and gesture to a servant carrying a wine vase
>The mare approaches and you take the vase then gesture for her to leave.
>You shakily walk over to Celestia's side of the table.
>The wine was beginning to take effect and you were tippsy.
>She watches you every step of the way, eyes unblinking and with scorn in her pupils.
>And you pull a free seat directly beside her and sit.
"I can see you're passionate, about what remains to be seen."
>You say as you begin to fill her cup.
"All I want is for there to be some kind of insurance..."

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>>29659586
>"Is not my word as a Princess enough."
>You laugh loudly forgoing any manners you've learned in your long life.
"Oh if that were all men needed to stand together I'd never have become become a duke."
>You grab her glass and drink from it.
"It was a promise that I made to my former Duke..."
>You say as you pause to take a drink from her cup.
"That I'd serve him for life, honor him, protect him, and smite his enemies."
"A promise I broke when I plunged my sword...the very same I swore to him into his heart and usurped him."
"It was a promise that the current Emperor made to his king when he was but a Duke like myself, before he too after too long killed his king and stole the throne."
"Oh Celestia my dear, it was a promise I made to my poor lovely barren wife, that she'd be my wine when I thirsted and I'd be her bread when she hungered, even in times of doubt...
>You say as you stare into the wine cup.
"that I broke to her to a whore...so that I could have my sons and preserve my dynasty."
>You finish her cup and refill it
"Men do not keep their promises, Celestia, it is because we are nothing more but men. Filled with sin and hate."
"Masquerading as benevolent creatures."
"Day in and day as we pray and beg our Gods for forgiveness."
"Swearing that this will be the last offense. No more shall break our holy tenants, no more shall we lust, shall we envy, shall we make poor choices..."
>You put the cup down, unable bear its weight any longer
"It is for that reason I cannot trust you on just your word....just as you cannot trust me on mine."
>You finished
>She no longer maintains eye contact with you instead simply looking away.
>The anger she felt was no longer there, at least not visibly.
>The tension in the room can be cut with a knife.
>And yet you sit silently staring into her cup
>She grabs the cup, and you turn to face her
>"Well, let's try to find some common ground then."
>She says as she drinks deeply from it.
>Finishing it and then smiles.

>>29659645
War. War never changes.

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>>29658439
But Princess, my Emperor is more than just an average man.

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>>29659719
Waring for muh waifu intensifies!!!!
URRRRRRRR!!!!
Was Jim Raynor the ultimate waifu fag?
I think so

>>29659645
And then this music starts playing and the fugg right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw

Please continue I'm liking this.

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>>29659720
Heretic, that isn't the emperor. This is.

>>29659645
I find this amusing. Another.

>Celestia sows the seeds of rebellion for human nation

>Either the duke wins a somewhat uphill struggle with her aid when her forces come at the final hour, solidifying their alliance

>Or she wins the favor of the current Emperor, having struck a deal in helping unveil the rebellion plot and aiding in rooting it out behind the scenes

>One way or another, an alliance will be made between Man and Equine, but the only question is how much blood will be shed to fuel the fires that forge it.

>We still know not what she is to gain from this, be it the love of the rebel Duke and compassion for Man in seeing their suffering, or more bodies on the her battlefields in whatever conquests she chases after in the days ahead

>>29660398
Bump for this.

>>29661344

>>29661344
Maybe you should write it then.

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>>29658439


i want to put shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, minced hamburger meat, salsa, sour cream, shredded cheese and a tortilla shell into Celestia's ass and see how long it takes for her to shit out a taco.

>>29658439
I read enough song of ice and fire to know that sunbut is going to betray me

>>29663219
>it was at that point celestia realized.
>perhaps she was talking to the wrong human....

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>>29658439
>ctrl+f ">rape"
>No results
shame on you /mlp/
shame

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>>29658439
Anon's face when

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>>29658439
>Finishing her statement, the princess takes a sip from her tea
"No"
>Somewhat shocked at your reply, she hurriedly gulps the tea that remained in her mouth
>"Pardon?"
"For the good of the human nation, I have no choice but to stand by my Emperor."
>"How can you bear to stand by someone that keeps you under their hoof to divide and lord over your noble houses?"
"Our Emperor is a unifier, bringing lord and peasant alike under the banner national coherence, in part by weeding out the weak links.
>It was now your turn to nonchalantly take a sip of tea.
"Was your rise any different?"
>"I didn't behead those that disagreed with me."
"Those fools were products of the ancien regime and clung to its outdated views; they lacked foresight and would have only severed to beleaguer the Empire. Their deaths were necessary losses."
>The princess was visibly shaken
>you had her on the ropes, and she knew it
>"I don't see them as such, and I can't stand by as beings are suffering."
>She visibly stiffens, but you can see that she is sincere
>"My offer still stands, both to you and to any nobles wish to join."
"Well, I can see you are sincere in your concerns, and for that I thank you, but I will gladly serve the Empire from my position. Additionally, you will find it difficult to recruit, well, anyone to your cause. It may have worked under the old king, but not now."
>"I-I see." she says.
"Well, I believe we are done here. I doubt the Emperor will take this news lightly. I hope that our nations do not come to blows."
>"As do I. Farewell, your grace."
"Farewell, your majesty.
>With that, you leave the princess's office and head to your airship outside.

>>29663615
Trump really changed the human empire.

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>>29663727
/pol/ pls.

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>>29663219

I want to put watermelon, cantaloupe, strawberries, cherries, peaches and honeydew into Celestia's vagina and see if she can queef out a fruit salad!

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"Though I agree that our lords and dukes are nothing more than just puppets too the emporer I will not let the human race be divided for a equines bidding"
>"bidding? I assure you this is all for the greater good of both of out races.."
>she looks at you with an smile that clearly was forced
>"Besides this deal could bring human and pony kind together and relations would be at an all time high! Just link of the culture sharin-"
"WHY WOULD SOME LOWLY PEASANT OR SHOPKEEP CARE ABOUT AN EQUESTRIANS FAVORITE DISH! AND OF THE SOLDIER FIGHTING FOR THE EMPIRE THAT ONLY GETS PAID IN BREAD WHY WOULD HE CARE ABOUT PEGASI CLOUD KICKING WAYS?"
>She is clearly takin aback by the tone shift
>"Well If you are going to act that way about it...ahem GUARDS!"
"You may not like me but let me warn you princess a man will eventually stop fighting for dukes and kings. A real man fights for his own race and country, not others...
>Guards storm in
>"Yes princess!"
>Take sir Mosley back to the human Empire please... I think we're done here"
>They grab you and start taking you away
"The blackshirt legion will rise Celestia it's the only way to stop the emporer"
>they take you away
___________________
Please be gentle first green

>>29664185
It was shit, go back to England.

>>29664185
I mean it was something.
I don't know where you're going with it.

>>29664153
You need to go to a hospital Carlos.

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>>29664332


I want to put ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and a sesame seed bun up Celestia's asshole and see if she can shit out a Big Mac! She's magic! I'm sure she can do it!

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I love this prompt and need to sleep, but I'm watching with interest and will probably start a nice political thriller.

anyone in this thread member the story that came out of a young anon x Celestia thread that tied their two houses together through political marriage? I member, it was amazing

>>29666561
That was Loki in the marriage problems thread. Yeah, it was some good green. To my knowledge, got abandoned and unfinished.

>>29666728
marital problems thread was good once.

What a time to be alive desu

>>29658439
Rip off my shirt and get into wrasslin postion.
>We wrasslin or what?

>>29658439
>rape

>>29666811
Gonna be hard with all those guards around.
And the fact that she has magic.

>>29666728
He came back recently and hit us with an update, then faded back into the void.

>>29658439
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>29658439
"Human Empire"? "Emperor"? "Viceroys"? You really don't know much about the human world, do you? Not to mention that I don't actually have any title or power. Maybe I could direct you to some historians and sociologists to teach you what we're all about or some frustrated government officials who might be more capable of helping you conquer our world?

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>>29664185
Good post

>>29663737
>Napoleon
That faggot that attacked Europe and would be considered Hitler and Stalin tier had he done this in modern times?

>>29667116
Traitor

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>>29658439
>>29658684
>it's one of these threads again

>>29668168
You first

>>29668168
Why or how is this prompt reddit-tier?

>>29669719
Anything is reddit if I hate it enough.

>>29669758
This.

>>29669719
Even if it was the most perfect prompt. Someone will still call it reddit

>>29658439

I want to rape Celestia until Spike coughs out a scroll from her demanding that I stop under penalty of death.

>>29664185
you should consider not writing again

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>>29658439
I told you CKII was just a game. You need to stop with this nonsense.

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>>29672506
>>29672506

>>29672506
>ponies have no concept of fiction and reality
>Celestia genuinely believes Anon is a duke.

>>29663449
fuck off newfag

>>29672506
>>29672515
kek