>I'm going to pour ice-cold refreshing Coca-Cola™ down

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>>29656721
>tee hee i posteded this in other threads but now i med it its own thread lol gimme dem upboats

>>29656721
Probably healthier than drinking that crap.

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>>29656721

I know this is meant to be a commercialized shitpost, but i just want to point out that it is entirely possible to hydrate yourself through your colon and live.

>>29656721
Well alright but it better be diet this time like I asked

fucking shills

who knew hiro was this jew

On the topic of shitposts, anyone know when desuarchive will be back up?

>>29656721
If it was my waifu doing it, I honestly wouldn't mind.
It would feel nice on a hot day.

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>>29656721
Cool. Maybe now we'll find out if cola dissolves an ass in 24 hours.

>>29656804

it should work now again, microsoft fucked up the search function according to the desu admin

>>29656811
But then it would get sticky after being heated by your body for more than a few minutes

>>29656764
It's also easier to get drunk faster this way. I tried it once after hearing about this on some sciency-show. Used jack Daniels because putting beer that was created through fermentation doesn't seems as sanitary.

>>29656834
I'm sure your body has ways of dealing with that.

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>>29656721
Fuck you Cucka-Cola shill.

>>29656828
slow as fuck but it's working

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>>29656848
>Pepsi

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>>29656848
>>29656721

Can I get a warm, crunchy cheese crust Pizza™ with that please?

>>29656882
damn, I miss PH old logo

i feel old

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>>29656882
Only after you get your Doritos™ Locos Taco: only from Taco Bell™!

>>29656721
fuck off Coke shill Pepsi is where it's at

>>29656836
That can literally kill you.

>>29656848
>>29657583
Pepsi is literally shit. If you drink that stuff, kill yourself. Especially if it's diet. Diet anything is cancerous.

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>>29656721
SIMPSONS DID IT!

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Master race cola coming through

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>>29656721
>>29656848
There will only ever be one sof drink of champions!

>>29657795
>Cola diéte
Fucking spics, get your shit together

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>this thread

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>>29658091
>this board

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>>29658141

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>>29658091

>>29657924
Probably some other language

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>>29658164

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German-Austria must return to the great German mother country, and not because of any
economic considerations. No, and again no: even if such a union were unimportant from an
economic point of view; yes, even if it were harmful, it must nevertheless take place. One blood
demands one Reich. Never will the German nation possess the moral right to engage in colonial
politics until, at least, it embraces its own sons within a single state. Only when the Reich
borders include the very last German, but can no longer guarantee his daily bread, will the moral
right to acquire foreign soil arise from the distress of our own people. Their sword will become
our plow, and from the tears of war the daily bread of future generations will grow. And so this
little city on the border seems to me the symbol of a great mission. And in another respect as
well, it looms as an admonition to the present day. More than a hundred years ago, this
insignificant place had the distinction of being immortalized in the annals at least of German
history, for it was the scene of a tragic catastrophe which gripped the entire German nation. At
the time of our fatherland's deepest humiliation, Johannes Palm of Nuremberg, burgher,
bookseller, uncompromising nationalist and French hater, died there for the Germany which he
loved so passionately even in her misfortune. He had stubbornly refused to denounce his
accomplices who were in fact his superiors. In thus he resembled Leo Schlageter. And like him,
he was denounced to the French by a representative of his government An Augsburg police
chief won this unenviable fame, thus furnishing an example for our modern German officials in
Herr Severing's Reich.

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>>29658126
>this life

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>>29658230

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>>29656721
You know what, these targeted ads are actually getting pretty good. I can appreciate the effort they put into research to find out that some of us have a fetish for Twilight Sparkle giving us enemas. Props to Coke for the solid marketing.