>"Like what you see, Princess Sparkle?" >"Bet

>lifts cloak
>reveals D&d 5Rd edition
>twolot nerd gasms and dies
>he dies
>all the ponies die
>life carries on
>care bears evolve to be dominant species on planet

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>>29654552
>D&D 5E
>nerdgasm
More like vomit.

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>>29654572
>he doesn't like the fifth edition of the World's Greatest Roleplaying Game™
Psssh... nothin personnel... kid

>>29654483
>Twilight rapes him, holding him down
>he's screaming and trying to get her off
>she taunts him
"What's the matter Shadowlock, I thought you liked reading books?

>>29654552
>>29654669
Shadowlock playing O&O with Spike and the guys when?

>>29654572
Speaking as a longtime 3aboo who grew up with AD&D and just recently started playing 5e, it is not bad. Like a casualized version of 3.5, if anything. Nowhere near the dumpster-fire that 4e was, anyway.

>>29655263
>Twilight rapes Shadowlock
I need this

>>29654572
This
Fuck advantage and fuck so many other things about 5e.

>>29656572
So do I. Her teasing him about being so edgy is ultra unf

>>29656572
bump for this

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>>29655263
>>29656572
>>29656978
>>29658798
>"Like what you see, Princess Sparkle?" Shadowlock purrs suggestively
>Twilight's lip curls down in hunger and lust
>"Oh, I do indeed."
>She darts forward on top of him
>He gasps in shock as she grinds along his body, his only protection his all-too-thin cloak
>With a coy smile, she slides a hoof back and forth across his rapidly hardening sheath.
>A blush overtakes his expression.
>"I see somepony's inexperienced? Don't worry, I've read a book on this. Good thing you didn't erase my /secret/ library!"
>A mix of fear, confusion, and perhaps arousal dances across Shadowlock's face.
>"W-what's in your secret library?"
>Twilight leans in beside his ear. "I'll have plenty of time to show you," she whispers.

Continue? I'll keep writing in the morning if there's interest

>>29658939
I am interested

>>29658939
Bump for this

>>29659820
I'm unexpectedly unavailable now, but I WILL continue.

>>29654483
Pshh... nothing personnel, kid

>>29661138
Back, getting started on part 2 right now.

>>29658939
>Shadowlock whinnies weakly
>Twilight holds him down firmly, a counterspell ready on her horn
>with a shimmer of magic, his cloak unbuckles, and he flinches away
>"Hope you're not getting second thoughs, Locky. We're just getting started~"
>"U-uuuhh," Shadowlock says uncertainly, his eyes darting to and fro
>In a bright burst of light, he vanishes, and reappears at the room's door
>Twilight smirks, and teleports just past him. She tackles him to the ground
>He struggles, but her superior mare strength keeps him down
>Twilight says slyly, "Let's make sure that doesn't happen again." Her horn sizzles once more, and then goes dry
>A weird emptiness fills the room
>"Antimagic field," Twilight says with a wink. "Now we won't have to deal with any more interruptions."
>Her gaze shifts down lustfully
>Shadowlock's cloak lays on the floor several feet away, and his sheath is now exposed
>"And I'm sure you want to get down to business."

>>29662978
Another bump for this

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>>29662978
Continue