>You find Vinyl Scratch in your kitchen eating your donuts.

>>29653596
Inform her that I came on all of the donuts.

>>29653596
If that's how she got that flank, encourage her.

Eat her donut.

>>29653596
When did I get doughnuts?

>>29653596
>What do?
I leave the fandom. It's clearly affecting my sanity.

>>29653604
Beat me to it

>>29653596
rub her ears

>>29653596
Eat her donut, what else?

>rape

CREAMY PONUTS

>>29653596
I eat her horn while fingering her horse pussy

>>29653596
Cool, she brought me donuts!

>>29655017
NINE REPLIES TO GET TO THIS. Come the fuck on, /mlp/, you can do better than this.

>>29653596
>"Hey- HEY! GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUNTER!"
>Knowing she's been caught red-hooved, she tries to wolf down as many donuts as she can before she's apprehended.
>She doesn't know about your new secret weapon.
>You reach for a tall squirt bottle with a crude label that reads "stupid horse water" on the side.
>Just two spritz of water aimed directly at her face is enough to send her into a frenzy.
>She falls off the counter, bringing every utensil and appliance, as well as the remaining donuts, down with her.
>She quickly recovers and furiously gallops with her mouthful of donuts into the hallway and out of sight.
>Fucking ponies, man.

>>29655276
>>She falls off the counter, bringing every utensil and appliance, as well as the remaining donuts, down with her.
kek

>>29653596
you take my donut
i take your ponut

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>>29655276
>Slowly back out of kitchen
>Sneak around to other doorway
>Stealth-crawl to countertop where she's perched
>Pop head up in front of her
>Perform Heimlich on choking waifu pone

>>29653596
That depends, is it the last donut?

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>>29656457
Holy shit they're both nude

>>29653596
Stick my hand in her mouth and proceed to take then eat what is thankfully mine

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>>29653596
Subscribe to a service that sends me donuts daily.

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>>29653604
Ponut *

COCA-COLA

>>29656849
should have posted that pic of Fluttershy with a donut stuck to her butt, I can't find it atm

>>29656839
God I love this image.

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catch her off guard tie her up
force-feed her doughnuts and similar confections till she understands not to eat my food without asking. if she isn't terribly mad after then probably cuddle on the loveseat and watch Netflix.
if she is mad then give her space.

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>>29653596
"How did you get into my house you fat cunt?"

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>>29653596
Shove the donut in her ponut and send her to bed.

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>>29658796
>Windows

>>29658861
go eat shit from a shoe, Linux Santa

>>29653596
eat her ponut

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>>29658883
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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Did someone say GNU/Linux?

>>29653596
>rape

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>>29653596
I immediately ask her if she uses GNU/Linux.
If she says yes, I let her have my donuts.
If she says no, she uses MacOS, I take away the donuts.
If she says no, she uses Windows, I take away the donuts and then rape her ponut.

>>29653596
>rape
>enjoy remaining donuts
>ask her what she's doing the rest of the morning

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>>29658941
She's a spoiled rich teenaged "art" musician. Obviously she uses a Mac.

>>29658957
I'm sure she'd like to use Big Mac

>>29653596

>Your lips pout almost turning inside out with dismay.
>Your eyes carefully trace the plump equine from head to buttock. It seems the dough and flour are working as intended. Her fur is scruffy with her tongue occasionally moisturizing her lips covered in sugary goodness and icing.
>the light crimson blush crosses over her face as she stares dumbfounded at you.
>"A-anon! What a surprise! I was making sure.. uh.. these... doughnuts..! They could be poisonous, ah, yeah!"
>your index finger starts rubbing your chin aggressively. More so than an anime fan rubbing his triple chin to the girl he was just friendzoned with.
>"Heh.. they were goood... very good.. I mean, you know."
"On one hand, I should kick you out of my house."
>You raise your other hand to express and weigh your alternative option.
"...However, I could let you stay. Hm.. decisions, decisions."

>inb4 I want a piece of dat ass.

punish her by making her listen to that one music she hates, or keep her from playing any music at all, she'll be sorry

hopefully those donuts will make her butt even bigger

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>>29657094

>>29659785
I'd eat that donut right off her rump

"...I bought donuts?"
>grab a blueberry bagel
"Next time, please ask."
>turn 360 degrees, slap her on the ass, and walk away

>>29659905
imagine how that plump rump would jiggle after you smacked it

>>29659955

some say it's still jiggilng, to this day

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>>29659905
>>29659955
>>29661065
>other people hc that vinyl has a killer ass for a unicorn

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>>29657094
What hath God wrought.

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>>29653596

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>>29661078
This is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while.

>>29653596

Demand a SHRUBBERY!
Ni!

Get the fuck out of my house i'm a fucking brony!
I'll rape dat ass if you don't go :D

>>29661118
Simply epic reference my dude, only us cool kids understand that one haha ;)

>>29661157
Hahahaha!

>>29653596
Rape.

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>>29653596
Just ignore her, and let her keep thieving my donuts daily.

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we need greentext, now

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>>29653596
Give her my pizza instead.

>>29662734
STOP

>>29658861
why didn't she use the door?

>>29662514
This. Just sit back and watch her ass grow. Prepare a chart to keep track of ass growth.

>>29662670
>You are Anonymous, and today has been an absolutely fan-fuckingtastic day!
>It was warm and sunny,
>You got home excited as always, ready for another night of relentless masturbation!
>But wait! someone is inside your house!
>You open the door quickly to confront the housebreaker
>It's not a fucking someone, it's a fucking horse!
>"I-h-Hi?"
"Holy fuck! A talking horse!"
>You notice she has a large strawberry glazed donut hanging out of her mouth, pried from your delicious box of delicious donuts that you had hidden on top of you refrigerator for a very special occasion
"Holy fuck! My Donut collection!'
>"Look, I'm r-really sorybla ablaot blah blah blah"
>Shit! You have become distracted by this thing's enormous, gargantuan, positively-is-a-surgery-type-deal ass!
>It's just fucking enormous!
>"I-s there any way I can make it up to you?"
>Your focus snaps back to her
"Leemee see dat bootey grille!"
>The 1/64th of Average Black Man in you has taken over! you want to see some phat ASS!
>She slowly raises her Texan-tier Tooshy up from the ground, presenting it to you
>You feel an extreme hunger within you, so you pick a donut out of you special collection
>Fucking Original Glaze!
>Your brain has however begun some exceptionally advanced thinkery and an idea begins to form in your head
>You place the donut hole over her ponut hole, and you hypothesis is confirmed
>They're both fucking circles!
"Ignore me Horse! I am performing Science!"
>She stares at you in confusion but is still has a look of guilt and shame for eating your donuts
>"I-I'm serious, i-if there's any way I can make it up to you..."
>You remember learning in High school about how cylinders were basically circles but a lot longer! Now if only you had a cylinder around to test!
>Aha! You've found one! And it's attached to your fucking body!

>>29662983
>By Newton's Beard, there is only one logical path forward, Science must be performed at all costs!
"Does the Pope's dick fit through a donuthole?"
>"What does that have to do with-"
"Who cares because mine does!"
>You ram your Rod straight into her Velvety Vagina
>En exclamation of pure joy and surprise plus a little bit of regret erupts from her mouth
>GOD_DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN.jpeg
>all your nights of relentless masturbation have damaged every nerve to the point of acute desensitization!
>You knew it would be of benefit some day! It has all come down to this!
>In and out you ram and thrust and bone!
>Her pussy clenches so tight you think your dick might explode!
>Tighter than any death grip you ever used, but still, you feel nothing and last ages!
>Who cares about decency or foreplay or having fucking laws and shit!
>You last for hours, eventually spraying unnatural loads of jizz inside and outside of her!
>And because you're a true gentleman sir of High Intelligence and Exceptional Manners, you finish her off by eating the last few donut crumbs from her pussy and licking the last of the Glaze off!
>Although you don't think that last bit was entirely donut glaze...

>And so ends a fan-fuckingtastic Day!

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>>29662734
Nice 'o 'a

>>29662514
how big can that butt get?

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>>29663356

>>29663405
lel

>>29663405

Now make that donut bigger

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>>29663452

>>29662920
Fuck off, Carlos.

>>29663013
Had hysterics, my good Anon. You got a name?

>>29662514
https://youtu.be/49eRrsDIXAQ

>>29653596
Punt her.

>>29656839
>>29657138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BOUH-S96U

>>29663536
ungh thicker

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>>29666541

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>>29663013
Kek, just What I wanted

>>29653596
"You know, if you wanted one, you could've just asked. BTW, do you happen to have any tickets for your show? They're sold everywhere and I really wanted to come and see it this time since I have some free time"

>>29653596
>Having donuts in your house

Fat fucks plz go.

The only time you have a donut should be one on it's own occasionally as a treat. There is never a reason to have multiple of them in your possession, especially not in your house you unhealthy fucker.

>>29668757
what if I'm trying to fatten up a pony's rump?

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>>29668757
Shut up faggot

>>29668757
>my pantry and fridge are only chock full of vitamin rich nigger cum!