How long do you think War Dash has gone without mating? Probably

>>29653311
Her cunt must be extra crusty too

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>>29653311
>Rut him
Are you saying she has a penis, OP?

>>29653311
You're really so much of a faggot you can't imagine your waifu screwing you without her being driven to absolute desperation?

>>29653385
some people are realists.

>>29653385
You can only suspend disbelief so much.

>>29653385
Worse: in this scenario she's a broken amputee, which of course saves time with the Misery references

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>>29653390
>>29653391
Then do something to change that, you little shit

>>29653311
>guy
>he doesn't know

This board isn't for kids, fuck off

>>29653438
SO DONT TELL SCOTTY

>>29653311
Oh, and this a parallel universe. So its even sadder. You're so sad you don't even think your waifu would screw you in her fictional universe

Edgy-Dash wouldn't care about getting laid.

She'll eventually become some kind of Big Boss-analog where her whole existence is defined by combat. Having her wing cut off was the point of no return for her.

>>29653311
>implying that King sombra didn't bite off dash ears while he was violently rutting her
Wew. ..

>>29653311
War dash plans on raping Sombra violently and then killing him after she's had her way.

>>29654518
You know all those hot evil babes the heroes lust for? That's how Equestrian foot soldiers feel about Sombra.

>>29654531
>half the army enlisted just to get a look at his metal sheathkini

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>>29654399
>implying big boss didn't have time for butt stuff

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>>29654518
GREEN. NOW.

>>29654479
>>29654518
>killing him after having her way
>not b4
>inb4 necro

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1/2
>You are an Equestrian soldier in Alternate Universe
>War Dash is your Commanding Officer
>She's always on your case
>Jumping your shit for minor things
>Criticizing every little mistake
>She doesn't harass the other troops like this
>Why does she hate you so much?
>You fucking despise her

>One day...
"Damn it, Private Anon!
"That's your fifth fuck-up this week!"
>She's exaggerating...it's only like, the third
"I've had enough of your shit!
"In my office...
>She means her tent
"...NOW, Private Anon!"
>The other troopers snicker at you
>Private Anon's in trouble
>Commander Dash smacks your ass like a naughty foal as you walk past

>Inside the tent she points at her desk
"Get up there, Private!
"I'm gonna give you a good reason not to fuck up."
>You bend over her desk
>Rump in the air, hooves hooked on the opposite edge
>You hear Dash take something out of a box
>You hear the clink of metal buckles
>"Is that a belt?
>"Is this bitch actually gonna whip me?"
>You turn your head, try to see what she's doing
"Eyes front, Private!"
>You snap your head around
>You hate her, but you don't want to get in more trouble

continued...

>>29656064
2/2
>Suddenly, something cold slaps your ponut
>Wet...slimy
>It's lube
>You feel pressure against your butthole
>It wasn't a belt Dash took out of that box
>It was a strap-on
>Oh shit...
"Private Anon, I recommend you try to relax.
"Or don't...either way this is happening."
>Dash mounts you
>Her warm weight pressing down on her back
>Wraps her hooves around your sides tightly
>She thrusts
>No taking it slow...no easing it in
>This is a hard punishment fuck
>It hurts...it hurts so good
>Commander Dash is pounding your tight hole
>You moan and bang your hoof on the desk
"Watch it, Private!
"You scratch my desk and you're getting round two with hot ginger lube!"
>She's smashing it
>Slamming the thick rubber shaft in balls deep
>Tears run down your muzzle
>But you don't want her to stop
>You try to relax so it hurts less
>But your asshole clenches in spite of your efforts
>The friction...it's burning your ass

>You can't take it anymore
>You blow your load all over Commander Dash's desk
>She seems satisfied
>Grins as she pulls the rubber shaft out slowly
>The tip finally exits with a 'pop'
>Leaving you feeling empty...relaxed...satisfied
>She lets you lay there for a minute
>But only a minute
"Alright, Private, I want that desk cleaned up on the double!"
>She unbuckles the strap-on
>Tosses it down next to you on the desk
"That too! I want this tent spic & span, inspection ready in 10 minutes or you'll be peeling potatoes for a month, Private!"
>She marches out
>She never hated you
>She just wanted dat ass

>You plan to screw up a lot more in the future.

END

>>29653311

i want to stick my cock so far up rainbow dash's vagina that her cervix is pushed into her throat

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>>29653390
This.

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>>29656133
Jesus Christ, Ponko's got a serious case of Lyoko-head goin' on there.

>>29656074
acceptable
needs a scene of anon cleaning his cum with his tongue though.

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>>29656064
>>29656074
This is relevant to my interests.

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>>29653311

Couple of hours, at most.

>>29653316
Good

>>29656212
>tfw too intelligent for Xana

>>29653421
Asking someone under 6 foot to attract a girl is like asking a paraplegic guy to walk.

>>29656074
yuck

>>29658225
I do it all the time.

>>29658301
There all fat aren't they?

>>29658403
Nope

>>29658425
>Nope
>Just fucking "Nope"

Jesus Christo, Anon, it's people like you that are making this whole site go to shit
Anon called you out with some banter, pretty weak shit at that, and the best comeback you can come up with is "Nope"?
The BARE MINIMUM acceptable response here would be "Well, I guess your mom was"
And that's the Barest of Bare Minimums!

Christ. Anons these days.

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>>29658499
I don't need to justify myself to some rando /r9k/ faggot on /mlp/.

I mean maybe he should ask a legit question next time. One that isn't a yes or no question.

It's shit like this that might be the reason that he's a virgin.
But that's just my 2 cents on the matter.

>>29656536
But that would kill me

>>29656145
>vagina
>not her tight ponut

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>>29656074

>>29658225
What standards are using to define "girl"? You're not likely to get a model teir girl without being exceptionally outgoing and self maintaining with a solid life direction that is compatible with her's but you can pull at least a 6 or 7 by doing basic hygiene and going out regularly. Granted, most people who browse 4chan are insecure as fuck in the first place but there isn't much to help that since women have come to expect that men take all the risks and put themselves out there for their judgment. Unless you are literally built like "god's gift to women" you're not going to "attract" them until you approach them and convince them you're worth their time. The social games aren't fair. hell, the gender roles aren't fair. They call it pussy because they're lazy as house cats and yet still expect you to take care of them. Even when they try to be "independent" or "strong" they try to pick and choose what things should be admired and expect the same rewards as a job twice as difficult or will make up jobs for themselves which will then make them expect to be praised on not just the job but their initiative for making up what is usually a superficial or overly complicated way of doing things.

Remember to play nice and compliment them for all their "hard work" and "good looks" and they might wander home with you because you pretended they are equal or better than you.

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>>29654479
That's kinda hot.

>>29658225
It's all right to be little bitty. Little home town on a big ol' city. Might as well share, might as well smile. Life goes on for a little bitty while.

>>29660971

>>29656074
Wew lad. This is good stuff.

>>29656074
More pegging when?