She has clothes on so often that seeing Spitfire without clothes

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>>29651613
I want to undress Spitfire.

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>>29651613
Spitfire in or out of clothes is pretty intimate.

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>>29651680
She is definitely a cute horse.

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>>29651699
You can say that again.

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>>29651708
She is definitely a cute horse.

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>>29651613
Best mature mare.

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>>29651738
I wouldn't necessarily call her a mature mare. Sure, she's older than the M6, but I don't think she's supposed to be the as old as say, Twilight Velvet or Mayor Mare.

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For every post you make in this thread, you must submit one (1) cute Spitfire pic along with it. Comprende?

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>>29651619
I want to dress her

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>>29651767
Lets see how long that lasts.

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>>29651781
It works both ways, I guess.

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>>29651790
yeah, that's fair

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>>29651752
Spitfire's in that gray (hue) area because of her career. Professional athletes have, at best, fifteen good years, and maybe twenty-five solid ones. Because she's captain of the team, she's at least at the start of her peak athleticism (about six to eight years in), but the episode with Wind Rider suggests that she might be closer to the end of the peak and the start of the decline (twelve to fifteen in) because of how winded she is compared to Rainbow.

30+/-3 is a safe bet.

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>>29651752
Based on her military rank & position she'd have to be mid-30's to early 40's. You don't rise to be Wonderbolt team captain overnight.

So yeah, younger that Velvet and the Mayor but still not a kid like the M6. I'd still group her with the 'mature' herd.

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>>29651818
35-40 sounds like a safe range. I don't think M6 are kids, but rather early-mid 20s.

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suddenly stormy flare

>>29651752
Mayor mare is not even that old I think she dyes her mane remember.

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>>29651945
RUINED IT.

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>>29651945
You forgot your image.

>>29651781
the thumbnail looked like she was on a motorcycle
I want to play card games on motorcycles with her

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>>29651977
>not posting cute spitfire pics

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>>29651843
>I don't think M6 are kids, but rather early-mid 20s.

It's just a matter of perspective. When you're in your 40's (as we're guessing Spitfire is) early 20's IS a kid.
I try not to, but I catch myself doing that all the time.
Yeah, I'm old...kiss my dusty nutsack.

>>29651945
>Mayor mare is not even that old
Mayors, especially female ones, tend to be at least in their 50's. That seems reasonable for her, dyed mane or not.

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>>29651977
>>29651945
Welp

I want to impregnate Spitfire

>>29651818
I don't think it's a wise decision to presume the equestrian military is a 1:1 translation of real word militaries.

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>>29651767
no comprendo

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What do you think of Spitfire's voices in different languages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XwdTA-xfrQ
That Italian one is on point.
She had a male voice in the Polish and Hungarian dubs of S1: https://youtu.be/QtRWWmHNsvw?t=62

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>>29652045
She looks great in socks.

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>>29652016
Get out of here notgator.

>>29652041
What makes you think that? The crappy training? The talking back to superiors? The complete lack of military training? The fact that they are pretty much government sponsored acrobats?

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>>29652052
>mfw number 2 is hungary again for the exact same reason

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>>29652114
Little did conservatives know that the gender-bender phenomenon originated in an unsuspecting central European country.

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>>29652089
All of the above.

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>>29652139
At least the female soldiers still take lewd photos of themselves like ours do. That's the most important commonality anyway.

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>>29652041
Well, it's all we've got to go on since we'll never get specifics from Hasbro/DHX.

Plus, putting a young 20-something in command of a high profile military unit would be stupid.
Almost as stupid as promoting one to Princess when she's barely out of school.

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>Friends make fun of me for loving Spitfire but one unironically likes Luna
Hmmm

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>>29652139
>clover

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>>29651816
>>29651818
>>29651843
Sounds about right to me.

>>29651957
I want Spitfire to abuse me in the locker room.

>>29652269
Most real pilots start flying at around 25, but it seems that the ponies start earlier than that because RD doesn't seem that old. I'd put Sptifire 5-7 years younger than a human in her same position.

I'm going with about 30, she seems only a little bit older than Soarin and Soarin can't be that much older than rainbow cunt.


Either way spitfire is best pon

>>29653288
Keep in mind that most pilots start flying a bit later because they have to teach them how, y'know, fly. Not just how an airplane moves, but (for large commercial or military aircraft) all the secondary controls and systems.

Most pegasi can skip large parts of that on account of flight being a much more instinctual thing, less dependent on external equipment and more on personal talent and skill. Those who seek to go into the Wonderbolts are already above-average, and the Academy seems more like a place that mostly locates and selects the truly outstanding flyers than an actual instructional facility like real pilot academies are.

So yes, it wouldn't surprise me if top-tier pegasus fliers begin their careers much earlier. Then again, they may end earlier as well - for the same reasons.

If I kill myself maybe I can figure out how to blast one

>>29653288
>>29653424
The VA's of Spitfire range from 30-50yrs old. I'd say she's around 30 in the show.

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So is Spitfire a spitter-quitter or does she swallow?

>>29651613
Spitfire's design is top notch, one of the most aesthetically pleasant ponies to looks at. Especially without clothes.

>>29651613
You know we need more Spitfire threads. Best horse spent get nearly enough love.

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There is not nearly enough good art of this qt, all the stuff on Derpibooru is shit.

>>29652549
Are your friends in middle school?

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>>29653992
Problem is there's not enough content. A fair few anons seem to like her, but green? New art? Running discussions?

I'll kick this shit off - or at least give it a shot:

I've always liked the idea that while Twilight and co manage the world-ending types issues - mad night goddesses, lovecraftian chaos spirits, centaurs with serious anger issues and so on - the guard is dealing with the more mundane threats on a regular basis. On a similar note, while the Wonderbolts do a lot of stunt and publicity stuff they're stilll a military organization at their core, and many of their members are actual service veterans of Equestria's guard.

So, has Spitfire seen combat? Against what? Does it influence how she manages her team?

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>>29651613
I have refused to clop in all my time as a brony, but damn, if somepony ever breaks me, it will be Spitfire.

I like 'em feisty.

>>29651613

BUT YOU DON'T SEE HER VAGINA OR HER NIPPLES SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM YOU PERVERT?

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>>29651945

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>>29656110
>I like 'em feisty
Enjoy a little bit of back and forth, or prefer to be the one who tames the wild and fierce?

Agreed, though - Spitfire is a very lewd pony.

>>29656110
>being a brony

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>>29656387
A bit of both, to be honest. The playful banter and wit is entertaining, but when enough is enough, I like to tame them and show them a damn good time.

I want to be Spitfire's pet

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>>29656482
I want Spitfire to be my pet.

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Bumping for best pony's mom

>>29651613
same with Celly and her regalia.

So Stormy Flare is wearing clothes all the time to try to seduce stallions?

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>>29651613
she is do fucking hot her tail burns while flying

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>>29657376
yes

>>29658490
Imagine Spitfire trying to keep the male Wonderbolt members away from her.

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I want to cuddle with Spitfire.

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>>29659446
This might be for you:
>http://pastebin.com/L5xS9Bdy

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>>29659446
That's cute

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>>29653905

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>>29651613
She's also a pretty good human too

>>29659838
Truth

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>>29659838
>>29660028
>Come on rookie, let's hit the showers, you beat me there - I wash you, I beat you there - you wash me
How quickly do you run?

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>>29660049
You don't. You walk away and look for ponies.

>>29660056
>Not wanting to be the pony
>Not wanting Spitfire to soap and stroke your horse cock
Faggot

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>>29660059
>Wanting to have sex with a human.
>Wanting to have sex with a human as a pony.

Is there no end to the EQG fag's retardedness?

>>29660069
>Being a pony is eqg
Anon I

>>29660071
Wanting to fuck a human as a pony sounds about as backwards as EQG. >>29660069 Sounds about right to me

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>>29659578
That was a fun read. Thanks for sharing.

>>29661829
That is giving me a boner.

Why is their a) barely any porn of Spitfire and b)99% of it is ms-paint tier garbage?

>>29653212
>forward facing poner eyes
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29662322
It's called anthro

>>29662336
>it's called anthro
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>29662196
Mixed-popularity pone at best, not helped by writers that seemed determined to have her act in the most retarded fashion possible.

I'm not sure there's 'barely any' porn of her, although it's certainly slowed to a trickle in recent times.

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>>29662322
your point?

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I need to hug this pony

>>29651613
Quick save

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>>29665771
And image

>>29665873
That is mean, and so are you. Best pony has a hard life and needs cuddles and nuzzles.

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>Tfw I'll have to wait for 6 months for another thread when the Amerifats let this one die.
>Tfw with the decrease in fandom content spitfire is being left behind.
>Tfw your background waifu's thread gets less content then a background-fu who has no speaking role in any episode

>>29666424
rude

>>29653233
I want Spitfire to constantly physically and mentally abuse me, then cuddle me after to mold me into her bitch

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>>29666424
Amerifat here. Tell me about it.

>>29666424
>blames Americans
Tell me do you eurocucks make a hobby of bitching about Americans. Because that's all you fucks seem to talk about.

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>>29667236
If it weren't for you meddling Americans we would be happily living in a based and white Third Reich ^:)

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>>29652052

>>29667509
>TFW no more SexySpitfire
Truly one of the best things to come out of the golden era of tumblrpone.

>>29667551
>no sexyspitfire
>no spittfire
I miss that era of tumblr blogs, in all honesty.

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>>29667569
I'm with you. I don't know if tumblr was genuinely less cancerous then or it just wasn't as obvious, but it was a fun time.

Sure, 90% of it was MSpaint-tier crap with hilariously (or awfully) OOC characters. But that last 10% was some pretty awesome stuff.

>>29667236
>Says we shouldn't insult Americans about being lazy
>forces me to save the thread from death every morning

Fuck you Amerifat, keep the thread alive and we don't have an issue

>>29660108
Truth

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>>29668218
I'm pretty sure most of us here would happily ground Spitfire with a belly full of foal.

>>29667636
Okay...
That shit is cute.

>>29667509
>Broken Swedish kills the boner

>>29659446
I want a large Spitfire to spoon me

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>>29668162
>>forces me to save the thread from death every morning
yeah, sleep is a fucking thing
quit whining, the thread isnt about you

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The heroes are dead. Never to return.

>you will never spit in her fire

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>>29670563
Why live?

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>>29670563
These innuendos are getting worse and worse

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>>29668827
That artist is definitely one of the better ones.

>>29670818
>tfw you will never spitroast her over a fire
Hurts to live

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>>29651613
Why are her eyelids so shiny?

>>29671544
Because even ponies wear makeup.

>>29671544
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>29671730

>>29671544
Because she is a pretty, sparkly pony

>>29671544
Stallion cum turns shiny when dry

>>29651984
Spitfire has very feminine eyes

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I don't get why these two are matched together so often. Is there some kind of logic? One is a beautiful wingpone that is important and the other is a dirty mud farmer. Is doubt qtfire would want to spend her time at a farm anyway.

>>29670519
>You can't just bump before you sleep

Here let me demonstrate

>>29651991
Go home grandpa

>>29672169
I'll never understand old people in this fandom. I guess they stay cause they'll die before it.
In a few years...

>>29658503
Spitfire wants her all for herself

>>29651991
I've long suspected that Mayor's mane dye and glasses are deliberate moves on her part so she'll be seen as older and more qualified.

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>>29672138
It's a little something called crack shipping.

>>29660049
>anonpone sexcapades with Wonderbolts thread
I remember those.
Did anyone save the greens from those threads?

>>29672692
Fucking peanut butter

Anyone got links to any good stories on fimfic or pastebin?

we need more greentext about her.

>>29672758
>peanut butter blow jobs
>shower rub downs and jerk offs
>straight up shenanigans in bed
>eating Sorin's pie knowing he can't do anything about it
What I would give to be anonpone mascot for the human Wonderbolts.

>>29676989
Be the change you wish for...or however the fuck it's supposed to go.

>>29676989
This is truth, I may try something but I'm not very good

>>29677169
>constantly and aggressively fugging all the new recruits when they have PT in the morning

Team mascot is a horny li'l shit

>>29678582
>Spitfire is a slut meme
No

>>29678620
It's no meme that army girls are sluts, dude

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>>29678620
>>29678626
yeah, well that's what all the other pones in the team are for
we already established that she's a bit older than the other mares, so i doubt she'd be just whoring herself out there like that. this is the time where she's looking out for that one guy to settle down and start a family with

>>29678620
Look who the reply is to. The implication is that Anonpone, the team mascot from the last Spitfire thread, is the slut.

You fucking dingaling

>>29678620
You didn't even read the post you're replying to did you

>>29678582
And lucky, most army units don't fuck their mascot

>>29651680
That is easily the cutest picture ever

>>29679466
Good thing Wonderbolts are quasi Chair Force

>>29684018
Doesn't she have pyrokinesis?

Quick bump

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she must feel bad having Soarin stolen. She needs someone to comfort her.

>>29685321
She needs someone to impregnate her

>>29685344
hopefully it'll happen this season

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>>29685321
>Soarin stolen
it was just for PR purposes
shes secretly glad she doesnt have to pretend and go to anymore pie-related festivals

>>29685344
>>29685370
You realise that would mark the end of her career right. A mare of her age would already be struggling to keep up, a 9 months break would put her too far behind to recover.

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>>29685781
>9 months
Anon pls, she's a pony.

>>29685781
I want to use Spitfire as a breeding mare and impregnate her over and over

>>29685371
Yeah, now all she does is wrestle with Fleetfoot

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>>29685781
Get your facts straight, normalfag. It's eleven months.

>>29685929
This.

With her superior pegasus genes, she'll make a perfect baby factory. Her offspring will be genetically superior to other pegasi if she's paired with the best male.

>>29686012
>if she's paired with the best male
The fuck are you on about? I'm the one fucking her, not some random stallion. I'm not a cuck.

>>29686016
You're genetically incompatible, you flaming homo sapien

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>>29685963
Gotta go fast

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>>29686184
>mfw when I'm desperately trying to avoid all gay thoughts
>mfw when I was thinking about horsecocks while fapping then purposely averted the thoughts
>mfw when I routinely make fun of gay people and half of my posts are just insulting gays
>mfw when I can see all of them except 5
oh no

>>29686198
It's ok, being gay is the future. This thread's purpose is nearly to appreciate a background character in non-sexual ways

>>29686198
Funny thing is this is a real test on England's central medical site or whatever it's called. It's not a joke anon, you're gay

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>>29686184
I have no time to be gay, I have to marry Spitfire.

>>29686350
Fug that pic is adorable, I felt some heart palpitations. She's so snugglable

>>29686198
>Being this gullible
If you delete System32 your computer with run 1000x faster, it restricts the amount of pixels you can open at once.

>>29654993
I agree, the Wonderbolts always struck me as a Blue Angels type thing. They're proper military officers that also do public exhibitions and airshows

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>>29686184
>Being color-blind makes you a debauched and aggressive mentally retarded homo, with a sprinkle of violence and schizophrenia

>>29684991

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why is she so perfect?

>>29689007
Because writers in a board room decided to make her like this

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>>29689007
It's the bounce. I know that it broke me.

>>29664213
The Grecian look is underrated for pones.

>>29685937
I refuse to believe Spitfire has such pleb taste in liquor.

>>29652052
The French, German, and Brazilian Portuguese ones sound good on her too.

>>29652549
Is it bad that I like both, and probably would ship them together?

>>29686394
I'm pretty sure that was entirely intended. Equestria isn't actively involved with war anymore (so far as I know, I kinda stopped watching after the debacle with Tirek), and likely hasn't been for years. I don't think that Spitfire has been out waging war in Saddle Arabia or something, but the fact that she's still part of a military organization tells me that she would be battle-ready at a moment's notice.

>>29689819
She strikes me as an Elijah Craig kinda mare.

>>29689685
Confirming the little bounce is so cute. Combine it with that little grin, headtilt, and peeking out of the sides of her eyes... topcute.

>>29690425
I thought she was more scotch than bourbon, though.

>>29690382
>shipping

Oh no, we lost you

>>29690382
>Is it bad that I like both, and probably would ship them together?
Yes. Very bad.

>>29689819
>>29691190
I'd figure her for a Chivas or Wild Turkey girl

>>29692309
>bourbon
>whiskey
We are talking about Spitfire right? How does she remotely seem like she'd go for anything fancy.

She hits me as a $5-a-bottle vodka girl, or really anything that'll fuck her up quick.

>>29692423
Nah, a bit more sophisticated hen that. I reckon she's just the average booze drinker normally, but once she's at a proper bar she's got some exquisite taste

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>>29692423
Nah, she drinks the "cool" expensive stuff simply because she can afford it. She's the type that orders a Rémy Martin because fuck you, she got the money

>>29692696
I don't think she'd be that 'rich girl', she's be more conservative. Plus even in a high ranking military position you don't get payed a super amount.

>>29692696
>>29692747
That's why I reckon Wild Turkey would be a good choice for her

>>29692747
She's the leader of the most prestigious flying team doing shows around Equestria. I'd say she's pretty well off. When blowing off steam after a show, she wants to drink whatever, but gets the expensive stuff because she can.

>>29692764
>most prestigious flying team
And if it's a military position (likely) she probably only receives the standard salary for an OF-5 plus flight pay reminder: for breaking the sound barrier, Chuck Yeager only received his standard $30 salary (and a steak dinner from Pancho Barnes)

>>29692773
I wouldn't compare it to the US military that much. Equestria doesn't have a real military, and it's more of an utopia anyway. Wonderbolts have their own shows, sponsored events, merch, and I'd imagine they get some commission from all of those.

>>29692781
They were formed as a 'special forces' by Celestia and Id say that's where their pay checks come from. I kinda thought their shows were like propaganda, like if our special forces did fancy shows, or, like the people they're based on, like the blue Angels doing their air shows. Now Blue Angels get payed $12 million a year, but the wonder bolts are a much more inclusive group, so due to larger unit size they don't get payed nearly as much, probably only slightly above average. And on the note of sponsors, I don't think it looks good that the military is taking corporations money, corruption and all that.

>>29692855
Yeah, formed as special forces a thousand years ago. They're paid by the government no doubt, but they're more ceremonial than royal guards around the world, that are there just to look pretty more than to act like any kind of military. You don't have to undergo any kind of military training to get into the Bolts. They're performance fliers parading their military origins, but not military itself. Not anymore.

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>>29692309
>>29692761

I had the same idea. Also birb bourbon for the birbhorse.

>>29693006
God that webm is cute

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>>29685937
>>29689819
>>29690425
>>29691190
>>29692309
>>29692423
>>29692655
>>29692696
>>29692747
>>29692761
>>29692764
>>29692773
>>29693006
Not picking the sensible choice

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>>29693208
>tapshit

She's far more sophisticated then that

>>29693220
For whatever reason some beers seem to taste better on tap. Like Shiner Bock.

>>29693553
I've just never liked drinking beer on the whole (although I do like to cook with it), so I wouldn't really know.

>>29693861
>drinking beer
>start baking chicken
>realize I have nothing to flavor the chicken
>pour the rest of my bottle on it
It truly is a magical substance.

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>>29693220
>Not correctly recognising a pump
Underaged confirmed

>>29694067
Alcohol on the whole is underappreciated for cooking with at home, if you ask me. I've turned chuck roast into steaks that melt in your mouth with a couple shots of tequila, some lime juice, and some spices for the marinade.

>>29694346
Yeah, a nice cooking beer is an essential utensils for the best recipes

>>29694346
That sounds fucking delicious. Gonna have to experiment

>>29694525
Lessee... if I'm remembering right, it was about three quarters of a cup of lime juice, a half a cup of clear tequila, and a quarter cup of soy sauce, for about two pounds of steaks. I forget the spices exactly, but I went for Mexican flavors. Marinate in the fridge for two hours, then another half an hour at room temperature before grilling it.

>>29694616
I admit that I didn't use as much stuff as the recipe calls for because I wasn't making two pounds of steak (just me and a friend), so I didn't need more than a few shots.

>>29678145
I want Spitfire to yell at me.

>>29694696
I want to yell at Spitfire

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>>29694696
>>29694745
i want to yell at spitfire for yelling at me
then we can laugh about it and go out to dinner somewhere

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>>29694745
>>29694696
>>29695566
I want Spitfire to yell at me because I was yelling at Spitfire because she wants to teach our children to fly by pushing them off a cliff.

>>29695991
>"it's how birds do it, and it's how i did it! how do you expect our kids to become great flyers if you hold their hooves all the time?!"
"how do you expect them to LIVE to be great flyers if you're pushing them off of goddamn cliffs?! these are our KIDS you're talking about, not actual birds!"
>"so what, you're just going to keep them grounded all the time? standing on the ground like their father?!"
"AT LEAST THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE ME IF THEY DID!"
>you storm out of the room
>your two kids are waiting outside in the living room
>they're scared, crying and waiting to know why you're both yelling at each other
>and you also stormed out into the bathroom

are you sure its what you want, anon?

>>29694616
Came for the birdhorse, stayed for the steak recipes

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>>29694696

>>29696120
I'm very sure.

>>29689007
it's because she hasn't been touched by the new shit writers

>>29654083
>Artist referencing a 1942 cartoon "A Tale of Two Kitties"

Guess I'm not the only fossil who like MLP

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>>29694696
Wonderbolts adventure episode when? Even something like the Soarin/Dash comic would be good.

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>>29697411
>TFW the SoarinDash comic was genuinely good characterization for the Wonderbolts in general and an actual decent read, but got tagged with the general umbrella of utter shit the comics are and sold virtually nothing

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>>29697607
I bought one; my first.

>>29696120
I'd want my kids to fly where I could not, because I do not have wings. Someone please help me, I just want to fly but not in a deathtrap.

>>29697750
>Lightning Dust
It really sucks that they ended her episode on a bad note, she had a lot of potential as a side character. They even had lines written out for her in the script, but they got edited out of the final cut of the episode because of time constraints or something, and so all we know of what happened is that she got her ass kicked out of the academy instead of merely getting disciplined.

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>>29698671
>your house will never be cleaned by sexy Spitfire

Why live

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>>29697780
>tfw wasn't born with wings

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>>29698045
Fingers crossed for her coming back in s7/8

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>>29698789
>Why live
Because maybe some day in the distant future there'll be fully sentient personality-programmable androids, and you might be able to order your very own Spitfire.

It's a small hope, but it's a hope.

>>29698861
It won't be real Anon. Plus you'd seem fucking wierd creating an android of a series that was canceled 20 years ago

>>29698905
Honestly, by that time we get to having reasonably intelligent androids cheap enough for individuals to own, computers are probably going to be able to design and 3d-print a custom model based on your wishes anyhow.

She still won't be real, though.

>>29699038
She'll be more real than those pics of her you've been fapping to.

>>29698828
Me too. I really think that they should give her a slice of life episode to start if they want her to become a recurring character. Something like, after being denied the opportunity to become a Wonderbolt, she moved to Manehattan to get a job as a mailmare. The episode revolves around what would be, for her, 'just another day' (but is in fact loaded with a bunch of wacky hijinks, everything from delivering an ancient letter to a hermit philosopher in the middle of nowhere to convincing a dragon to sign the delivery papers to hauling packages that wriggle when they think she isn't looking). The end of the day, she gets one letter herself, and it's from Rainbow Dash...

>>29699099
She already is a wonderbolt. She is the freaking captain of the wonderbolts. Do you even watch MLP anon?

>>29699105
Do you even check who that is replying to before you post, anon?

>>29699105
Maybe you should look at what is being replied to Anon

>>29699137
>>29699163
Woah, fucking hivemind, whoops

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You will never wake up next to her

>>29699137
>>29699163
Anon, it was 2:30 A.M. where I am. I am not aware of what is happening. All I see is Spitfire thread and "not a wonderbolt."

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>>29699402
sh-shut up you faggot

>>29699427
It's ok anon, we understand not everyone can read

>>29699402
>Implying

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>>29699402
I want to help her through the stress of running the wonderbolts with a mid-night massage as she lets her worries wash away

>>29651613
You're out of uniform, soldier.

>>29667236
You're the ones who voted for Trump. So we figure that's what all of you aspire to be.

>>29699763
It's not who we aspire to be, but it's who we believe is best to run our country. And indeed, Trump was the landslide winner in that case. He knows exactly what our issues are and how to correct them, and all he asks is that we support him. I don't know why the liberals are trying to destroy America because Trump won. Not only did conservatives not do that when Obama won, but it's contradictory to the growth and prosperity of America. It is every American's job to support their country regardless of who is running it.

>>29698828
She's not coming back.

>>29699843
But anon, conservatives dragged their feet during the budget. And Trump's personality is that of a liar and a Jew (minus the globalism schtick) before politics came into play.

If his actions align with your beliefs (nationalistic cutting off trade and immigration, lowering taxes on corps for a few more trickle down pennies), I might respect that even if that is not what I agree with, but don't expect me to keep quiet when you clearly don't know and are just sprewing rhetoric.

>>29699843
>It is every American's job to support their country regardless of who is running it.
Actually I'd say it's the exact opposite - it's the duty of every American to question those in power, that's what that whole second amendment thing is talking about - providing citizens with the necessary capability to take on an unjust ruler should they disagree with them

>>29694070
She'd drink Jeremiah Weed

>>29700891
She's coming back, and so is Suri Polomare.

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>>29651613
>I want Spitfire to strut up to me, sashaying her hips slowly and only when she's in hooves reach, rush forward and pin me to the bed, wall, floor, whatever is there, tear off my clothing while her eyes twinkle with lewd, animalistic hunger, and a smug, predatory grin crawls across her face to reveal only a small glimmer of her shiny teeth. I'd already be rock hard of course, but she'd tease me regardless despite the fact that she wanted it as bad as me if not more so, her wanton cunt leaking thick fem slime onto my leg. The facade doesn't last long, and before I know it she's impaled herself on my turgid length, riding me with a well-practiced form that blurs the line between fluid grace and primal fury. I may have come after five seconds or five minutes, probably multiple times, but I'm lost in a haze as I stare with blank awe into her eyes which are locked on my own. Eventually she slows down if only to draw in close and begin making out with me, even this tender moment made savage by her aggressive tongue work. Time and space become more relative to me then than I've ever known and probably will ever know. We move from room to room in a wet, carnal phantasmagoria of solar-hued urges. Is it afternoon when I regain my senses, or has a day come and gone with so many liters of water from my desiccated husk of a body. She walks into the room with a bottle of water, throwing it to me with a triumphant smile on her face - not because she overpowered and fucked me into submission but more as though we'd both finished a relay race scores ahead of the competition. She licks her lips.

Despite my name, I never spit. Try and remember that, Anon.

>>29701488
Dang

>>29701488
Slow down dude, don't hurt yourself

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>>29701488
Heiled

>>29651619
>Unzips vagina

>>29702339
That sure would be one interesting chastity belt.

>>29701488
Fucking unf

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>>29701488

>>29697750
>sibsy
I doubt she can even walk nowadays unless you offer to buy mcdonalds, let alone fly

>>29704694
>Sibsy
someone post it

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>>29705240
Here you go.

So far in this thread we've had a discussion on alcohol, steak recipes, decent fap material and a discussion on American politics.

Spitfire threads truly are the greatest

>>29700891
She will, they'll run out of ideas at some point

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>>29701488
Do think of her as a Dom or a sub. I imagine she'd be an instigator, but after being in command for so long she enjoys losing control for a bit

Also why are all the most upvoted pics on derpibooru anthro, you have to scrolls like three pages to find actual ponies

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>>29706030
>implying the new writers have watched more than a few chapters of the last season of the show
>implying the new writers know anything about the series' plot beside some generic summary Hasbro gave to them
>implying they know who Lightning Dust is

Anon...

>>29651613
I want Spitfire to sexually dominate me while wearing her Wonderbolts flight suit

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>>29706165
I personally see her as a switch. She's all about competition, so if her partner were to overpower her, she'd be okay with that but still be looking for opportunities to turn the tables again. Then again she's also got her own desires, and nopony is 100% the same in all situations, so if she were particularly horny one day and just needed to blow off some steam I could easily see her pick up a stallion and ride herself to satisfaction.

TL;DR Spitfire gets what Spitfire wants.

Concerning anthros, no clue Anon. Just by instinct I'll start with a google search but only get anthros upon when I go to derpibooru but still get fingerbangs and satyrs.

>>29706987
Subfags need to die

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>>29706165
>why are all the most upvoted pics on derpibooru anthro
Because furfags are among us and they can't appreciate things unless they turn them into disgusting abominations with grossly enlarged dicks.

>you have to scrolls like three pages to find actual ponies
Use filters. I never browse derpibooru without having set the "no human and anthro" filter. Also fuck them because they reset it everytime even if I leave cookies on.

>>29707052
>Spitfire gets what Spitfire wants.
I am OK with this.

>>29707278
No u

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>>29707278
That's an oddly dominant attitude to have! See what I did there, Anon?

>>29706987
I want to take advantage of her while she's in her Wonderbolts flight suit

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bump

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We've managed to determine that she's an early 30's (or pone equivalent), but what does that say about a possible taste in music? My figure would be something like late 80's and early 90's 'Billboard-esque' hits and soft rock in an attempt to cling to her younger years.

>>29709980
Womderbolts overall would use dadrock and like 80s glam/heavy metal for their shows, and I'd imagine she shares those tastes because the music is energetic. I don't see her as really sophisticated in music, just whatever's on the radio aside from the super mainstream poppy stuff.

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>>29709980
For some reason I imagine her being a fan of this kind of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGV-rUItoI

>>29710923
You do realise that the original pic is actually a No Man's Sky wallpaper right?

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>>29706985

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>>29710959

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COME ON EILEEN

>>29711848
Everyone I watch that animation I feel incredibly happy. I just wish it didn't have so many fandom references in it, and the guy who made it is a fucking retard out of character (seriously it's like a 30 year old dude pretending he's a fiction female horse)

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>>29711246
Oh.

>>29686386
>being this oblivious
I doubt you're just pretending.

>>29697780
It's not a deathtrap if you don't die, though, anon!

>>29699402
I might if a drink the magical blea- err... potion.

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I always thought she'd be pretty friendly with the other bolts behind closed doors, but in public she'd treat them like subordinates. A relaxed personality was always my head cannon

>>29713278
Oh for sure, but it shows while in public as well. Like the Gala episode way back when, she reacted to Soarin in a manner that was more on par with equals than otherwise expected by her rank and the structure inherent therein.

>>29712601
Dude bleach is a bitch way to go. It's shit for you and it's shit for the people that find your corpse, cause if its you family its scaring, and if its a social worker cause nobody cares a bout you its an effort to clean up. I plan to go into the Muslim area of my town and break into one of the radical churches (I don't mind normal Muslims) and go down guns blazing. That's a death to make you waifu proud and earn your place in Equestria.

>>29712601
Get a good gauge shotgun instead. If you can't pass the background checks, steal one from someone's house. If they're illegal in your country, go to another country.

>>29713291
I always figured they were the same rank...

>>29713437
They never con firmed or denied his rank as far as I'm aware, but they stated she was captain and if Air Force rank structure is to be the equivalent here, I'd peg him as more of a 1LT in the XO slot.

>>29713437
I can't remember what ranks the bars on their ties mean but I know that at the academy Spitfire has two (which I think is Captain in the US Air Force) and at the Wedding Soarin only has one (don't know what rank that is). She is cannonicly higher rank.

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>>29713418
>normal Muslims

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IWTCIS

>>29713423
>>29713418
The guns aren't magical, though.

>>29713505
Yeah, but it also seems like they have entire units under the command of a captain, which implies a more Navy-like rank structure. That being said captain could be the position, I'd think of her more as a Major or even a Lt. Colonel, Air Force wise.