>You look out over the crowd, all of them staring you down with hatred in their eyes.
>From the elevated platform you're on, you can even see the Princesses.
>"Anonymous, for your crimes against Equestria and all of pony kind, you have sentenced to hang by the neck until dead."
>You recall a group of guards mentioning that yours was the first execution in six decades.
"I appreciate the honor, Princess, and I gladly accept. However, before I go, I'd like to sing one last song to this beautiful audience."
>Celestia grimaces, clearly seeing that there is no way out of such a simple request.
What do you sing to the crowd before your execution, /mlp/?
>>29651517
Some...
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>29651517
200 Billions Bottles beer on the wall
>>29651529
Who are you, Skwisgar Skwigelf?
>>29651517
Welcome back to 2015 /mlp/
It was a fun thread at the time.
>>29651517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1JawSJJggE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk
>>29651517
>Hey everypony have you seen my balls- they're big and salty and brown
>If you ever need a quick pick-me-up just stick my balls in your mouuuuth
>>29651517
When I was...
A young boy...
My father...
Took me into the city...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYb9sRLUDyM
>The crowd goes ballistic
>The magic of Equestria causes them to join in
>A riot breaks out and Anon is freed
>Goes forward with his plan to lead a revolution and bring democracy and freedom to Equestria
>Vive la Revolution!
>>29651517
This is literally the only situation that this song applies to because: immortal princesses.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEnQogAd8U
>>29651517
For the love of Talos, shut up, and let's get this over with.
everybody
rock your body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrEMgJbu14
>>29652009
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfCTZB6Nrk
>You begin to sing, and the magic of the land kicks in, the simplest of tunes following your words as the faces of every pony in the audience fill with dread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgELpBYCv60 If I'm being executed for starting a revolution this will be the war cry
Simply put, there's pretty much nothing in Equestria that I would do to get myself executed unless some dark corner of my mind decided to try and take the whole damn kingdom over.
That being said, this song is the only one that I can think of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q_-VR3SF5E
>>29651527
>>29651529
These two are perfectly acceptable answers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-0b0_SqyM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLzn5-Vxj0
>>29651517
"I want to shove shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, minced hamburger meat, salsa, shredded cheese, sour cream and a soft tortilla shell up Princess Celestia's ass and see how long it takes for her to shit out a taco."
>>29651517
>post your death song
>nobody has posted jewtube related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>29651517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
https://youtu.be/fA4mVS0u_uo
>>29652227
THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE
YOU'RE MY SLAVE
BURN THE EARTH
FOR MINIMUM WAGE
BURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI
>>29652853
Remove friendship kebabs
>>29652061
>>29651517
https://youtu.be/KOQ4pkUAFbA
>>29651517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76NHlglnQ5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
>>29652009
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Celestia. Can you say the same?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icBU0IpO46k
We've already been over this. The best choice is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66QcIlblI1U
>>29651932
>Anon ends up getting decapitated instead of hanged during The Reign of Terror