Hello fellow bronies, I too am brony. I own many beautiful pony.

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>>29645509
Mongolians will always be cool here in my book.

>>29645509
S t e p p e W a I f u

>invaded russia
>removed kebab
>loved his horse
>employed cavalry more effectively than any army before
Was he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

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>>29645509
Can I get a quick rundown on these steppe hordes?

>>29645584
thank you, mongol only want good trade system, but many people do not like mongol so we must fight

>>29645610
yes, borte is very good wife, we marry when i am eight year old, but suddenly my father die and i must leave. i return 10 year later and she wait for me and become my wife.

later, merkin bastard kidnap her. i talk to spirit king of sky who say "temujin, you must take your wife back." i go and find my father's friend and he help me to kill merkin bastards who stole my wife. when borte return to me, she is pregnant, we never know who father is. this cause many problem for my family for many year.

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>>29645657
oh i forgot to show picture of borte. she very beautiful no?

I've always wanted to fuck a horse in each country of the world.

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>>29645509
Nobody knows their ponies better than mongols.

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>>29645627
I like to image he is who >rape looks up too.

>>29645627
yes, my good friend subedai, he is also brony. he go to kalka river and rus' give him many problem. rus are not brony, rus have very few pony. rus principalities do not cooperate with each other at all. their weapons very weak. their strategy worse than dark ages. we easily destroy them.

kwarizman shah also not brony. have very few pony. mongol see their goods and mongols want to trade. we send envoy. they kill envoy and insult us. i pray to sky king. sky king say i must not let mongol blood be shed without repayment. i obey sky kind and destroy kwarizman shah. he flee to caspian see and die like beggar

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>>29645641
you must talk to my grandson kubilai. he want to teach china the brony life. china at that time is ruled by sung dynasty. sung dynasty do not like brony. kubilai fight very hard and eventually win some battle. kubilai forms great nation in china. people leave sung dynasty because kubilai yuan dynasty much better. eventually kubilai unify china and whole country is brony country

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>>29645696
yes, like you we love horse very much. horse is our life. every day we drink horse milk. we even drink horse blood sometime

>>29645695
sometimes you lonely on long ride and wife is not near. horse has long beautiful hair and muscular body between your legs....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re644qgnCtw

>>29645791
What if horse is stallion? It's ok to use it like a wife still right? It still has a place to put your dick only a little smelly.

>>29645805
most mongol horse for battle are mare. mare give milk we use for food.

if horse is stallion then close your eyes and think of wife. stallion love hole is not too smelly. nothing in mongolia or in war smell good

>>29645820
I think horse likes it too much. It won't budge until I shoot my man cream into his bum.

>>29645833
you must not treat horse like baby. you must show horse who is master.

mongolian horses are very stoic, they do not even make noise, always obey their master. horse will do anything i want.

>>29645851
He loyal, just want bum love. I whip his butt hard but he likes even that. Won't let me ride until squirt. Then he good for rest of week. What do I do?

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>>29645509
Oh, herro, Mongorian!


Goddamn Mongorians in my /mrp/

>>29645877
You can't not read that in his voice.

>>29645851
if this stallion so want cock, maybe you let friends also pretend he is wife. he can be slut horse for battalion

>>29645966
how do you teach him how to make blow on dick?

>>29645999
do not joke brother. do you seriously not know how to make horse make blow on dick?!

>>29646027
I do not know wife usually do now away from home need to get blow on dick

>>29646041
first you must pet horse really nice and talk sweetly. then begin to rub horse with your little arrow. then when little arrow is hard, this is the tricky part. horse does not know about blow on little arrow, so you must think like horse. horse like to eat grass, so lie in grass and make little arrow like blade of grass. call the horse and bring his head near little arrow. if he use teeth give him little smack.

>>29646086
I call mine Wall Destroyer.

Does help put honey on Wall Destroyer?

>>29646109
horse will definitely bite

>>29646153
What about salt?

>>29646187
now you are thinking like horse

>>29646198
How make horse suck?

>>29646208
you must stop thinking about gay slut horse and start thinking about expanding mongol empire.

>>29646223
I want good suck after furious battle.

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>>29645509
We're gonna build a wall, and make the Mongols pay for it!

>>29645509
Go to /vg/,look for a "warband"-thread and ask for khergit

>>29646263
great wall built long before mongol empire. mongol took over sung dynasty in time of kubilai khan.

>>29646373
who is khergit. is he brony too?