Would you still love your wife if she was a true southern woman? Opinionated, won't ever let you be in charge, dips, drinks, does drugs, won't date you unless you're a proper southern gentleman, picky eater, bad temper, Knows that Hellmanns is superior to Duke's? What southern behavior would you not tolerate? Can you handle a true southerner?
>>29643440
>dating treason sympathists
no thanks goy
>>29643440
Would you still love her if she has fucked up teeth from dipping?
Would you look a gift horse in the mouth?
>>29643440
I wouldn't love any of them if they were real women
>>29643440
Nope!! By the way I'm talking about my lovely wife. Twilight!!
>>29643468
/thread
>>29643440
Sounds like a woman only a redneck/hillbilly could love.
>>29643440
She isn't any of that.
Only if I see this flying above her home
>>29643440
But my waifu isn't a filthy hick, you silly goose.
>>29643440
>Would you still love your wife if she was a true southern woman?
Would I be spending time dicking around here if I had a wife?
>>29643440
I'd rather keep my sweet yellow away from your kind honestly
Also
> would you love your wife is she wasn't your wife
Fucking heresy
t.non in-bred texan
>>29645079
This. Glory to the South.
>>29643456
Carlos, I know that's you, get the fuck out.
>>29643440
But then she wouldn't even be the mare I fell in love with at that point.
I'm attracted to Sunset Shimmer. The brilliant unicorn who would never drink or chew tobacco or do drugs. She doesn't know what Hellman's or Dukes is and is classy And from living with Celestia in Canterlot.
>>29646323
>And
That wasn't supposed to be there.
>>29643440
You mean if I'd date a shitty person
No
>>29643440
"True Southerner".
What? Like a true Scotsman?
Face it OP. There are lots of southerners but only a few are white trash like you described.
>>29643440
yee-haw
>>29643440
t. someone who has never actually lived in the south