>"...Arrested for filly fooling. Mmm. It was reported at the time of the incident that the suspect was caught engaging in unlawfully sexual conduct with the unnamed filly in the spa restroom. He was described as fully erect and dripping pre while fondling the little filly's private areas and urging her to fellate him. Hnnng. I better stop reading. At this rate I won't be able to wait for Lyra to come home from work tonight!"
ITT: ponies and their deviant fetishes.
>>29629636
>Bon Bon I know you are trying to steal writing from Anonpones online to publish your smutty book, but please be more subtle about it. If you want dick so bad we can find a stallion if my minty ass ain't good enough for you anymore.
t. Lyra
>"Ah like havin' muh shitter licked"
>>29629715
>>29629715
god. I would tonguepunch applejack's shitbox until the sun came up
>>29629715
She likes watching ponies clean out her literal outhouse with their tongue.
>"Just like Daddy used to make us doo when we were young"!
>>29629636
>"He was described as fully erect and dripping pre while fondling the little filly's private areas and urging her to fellate him"
Is this a reputable news outlet? What kind of publication would write that in their column!
>>29629820The Foal Free Pressof course.
>>29629820
There's one male to every ten females in Equestria.
A little smut in your column is appreciated by your readers.
>>29629636
:^(
>>29629820
Probably a horny mare with some fetish. She probably want to be touched inappropriately by a stallion when she was a little filly in her first estrus
>>29629863
Oh fuck I remember that thread.
>>29629776
But anon Wouldn't that be gross?
>imagine Applejack coming back to the barnhouse after a 14hr day in the field, cantering around bucking trees all day
>shed be covered in sweat
>bits of foliage in her mane and tail
>muscles tight from overwork
>the heat from her inner thighs mixed with sweat and her pungent scent would oppress the very air around her.
How do you feel about her now?
>>29629917
This may backfire on you
>>29629960
>>29629917
Saddle upYEEEEEEEEHAAAA
>>29629917
>lists all the pros
>no cons
>>29629917
>>29629636
I bet she asks Lyra call her Onechan or mama.
>>29629999
Dammit Carlos!
>>29629636
>"Um, I like...d-diapers..."
>>29630714
Eh thats more rainbows thing probably, floots has femdom written all over her
>>29630769
Dash and Shy both seem like they could be switches. Obviously the defaults being sub-Shy and dom-Dash, but in private Shy may like being "assertive" at times, or Dash letting someone have their way. Would be an interesting pair.And I guess they could both like diapers too.
>>29630794
Im on board with Dash and Flutters switching between Sub/Dom but I'm gonna leave out diapers thanks.
>>29629636
>forced oral
>>29629999
Fucking carlos hijo de puta build the wall!!!
>>29629894
link?
>>29631419
That's okay
She only has sex while high. She doesn't care what she's on, just so long as it makes her feel something.
>>29631965
I don't think that's deviant for a clubslut like vinyl.
Probably just her average monday.I bet she's into hoof holding and eye contact
>>29629917
>what is a shower
really anon it's like you've never eaten ass before
>>29631911
they look like they're in love this is so cute
>>29631982
for her, yeah, but compared to general population I think it counts as a kink
>>29629999
And so are the digits.In this case, the digits are probably two in the pink, one in the stink.
>>29631965
Nah. Vinyl's into sensory deprivation. She spends the rest of her life immersed in sound, sight, etc that cutting it all off has become a fetish.