>"We won't tolerate your hate speech in our school,

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29622545
"Wrong anon, Glipster. I'm a misanthropic grouchy left winger, not a nazifuck."
>keep minding my own business

>>29622545
Conform to everything she says and do whatever she demands of me, 'cause she's hot.

>>29622545
>What do you do next?
Start chanting "USA" and watch her lose her shit.

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"Fuck off tumblr. You killed the revolution and destroyed the left. WORKER POWER WORLDWIDE!"

>>29622545
"Just because one had a german accent does not make them a nazi, fraulein."

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>>29622545
We won't tolerate your hate speech. we are racist enough.

>>29622585
Thank you based Stick Man!
May your swing always be true.

>>29622545
tell OP to go back to /pol/

>>29622545
Utilize my 2nd ammendment rights to protect my 1st ammendment rights

Something that needs to happen far more often to these wastes of oxygen participating these riots.

>>29622545
join her and bash nazis together, develop several close friendships and raise a family with fluttershy after meeting her at an animal rights protest

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>>29622545
>glim is a milquetoast liberal
Yeah, I can see that. I bet she would call the police if she saw a fash getting based.

>>29622585
>spraying mace into the wind
He's gonna regret that in a couple seconds.

>>29622714
>implying that skinny bitch has the strength to lift 415 lbs off the floor and then hold it still upright long enough to pose dramatically

>>29622736
Both sides were macing one another.
If you are going to do it do it right and get bear mace with some reach.

>>29622545

Invite Milo. Or clear the area with a protein fart.

>>29622714
glim would be a frickin tankie. go black bloc with maud, twi, and dashie

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>>29622714

>>29622545
Take off your clothes, you hot piece of ass.

>>29622545
I'd wait till she's asleep then sneak into her room and jerk off into her beanie.

>>29622545
I'm late for class as it is, get the fuck out of my way.

>>29622585
Thank you Based Stick Man!

>>29622545

I tell her to come at me, bro, and if she actually has the balls to do so then I strike her about the head and face with my Freedom Stick.

The Freedom Stick is my penis.

>>29622545
She has a sleeveless vest.
My waifu has a leather jacket.
I'd just let my waifu take care of her.

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>>29622545

Call the Alt-Knight and tell him his work is not yet done.

>>29622545
"Excuse me? I was talking german, I'm an exchange student from austria. My grandfather died in a concentration camp!"
>watch her either getting abandoned by her tumblr friends or drown in shame

I won't mention that my old pa back then got drunk and fell from the camp's watchtower

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>>29623189

>>29623189
My grandfather died in a concentration camp too. He fell out of his guard tower.

>>29623223
That joke is an incredibly well ice-breaker when visiting other countries, I tell ya

>>29623253
You must be the guy who makes youtube comments by simply quoting stuff from the video

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>>29622714

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>>29623253
There is only one offensive joke I find funny, and that's because it crams so much into so little.

>>29622545
Can I just go to my classes? I'm not in the mood for arguing about the crusades and the election right now.

>>29622545
Submit to the unreasonable Feminist/member of the superior sex, as a male should. Do whatever she says, and support her even at the cost of destroying myself.

>>29622570
This, but without judging her appearance. That's probably 'misogynist' somehow.

>>29623189
>>29623253
>the same joke

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>>29623343

Oy vey! Its anudduh shoah.

>>29622545
Summon Trump and Filthy Rich

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>>29623433

>>29623223
Holy fuck. I needed that laugh. Thanks Anon

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>>29623442

>>29623480
Is it too late summon Hitler?

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>>29623484

Soon.

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>>29622545
>

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>>29623223

>>29622545
Implying that Celestia got shit done and not worried about moral high ground.

>>29623292
How dare you make this comic accurate!

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>>29622545
Inform her I've actually infiltrated the right-wing groups on campus to take them down from the inside, and my truth beliefs are pic related.
And then ask what I can do to make it up to her anyway. And if there's anything she'd like to do on top of that.

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>>29623292
Virtually any "satire" comic ever is nonrepresentational, reductionist, and dismissive. I know to ignore posts using such images in response to any argument.

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>>29623543

You couldn't infiltrate them, bucko. First time you said "African-Americans" or "POCs" you'd be outed and you would be on your way to a free sticking.

>>29622545
Pretend I care about her stupid politics so I can get close to her

>>29623592
Yeah, the trick is to not talk that way.
It's not that difficult.

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>>29623543
my hands are shaking like a blade of grass in a hurricane because my blood sugar is low, but I had to do it

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boop her nose

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>>29623641
kek saved
In the folder of falsehoods

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>>29622545
Holy fuck, she does look like the average slut who is in gender studies