As a horse doctor i recommend that you give your pony waifu at

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>>29621102
Thanks, doc.
What about Ear Scratches? What's the correct dosage?

>>29621118
scratching those fluffy ears to much will make them itch and will irritate the pone. Just once and awhile anon.

>>29621102
What about boops? What is the daily recommended value of boops per average sized pone?

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>>29621102
How about raspberries? Are they recommended?

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Guys, I have a problem: my pone farts every time I boop her.

>>29621428
booping the snoot can be usefull when the pony need to sneeze, In that case she will be thankfull and will boop your snoot aswell. Though in other cases this may not be usefull, i see no harm by booping the snoot as often as you are allowed. Try not to boop to hard though, it will hurt the pony and it will cry.

>>29621466
two times a day anon, in the morning and evening before you go to bed. it will keep the skin of the pone soft. however. it may cause some itching and can lead to a infection on your lips when you raspberry the pone to much.

>>29621487
not to worry, that means she unconsciously loves it. some tests have shown that farting outloud with someone in the room the pone in question is comfortable with your presence.

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Ok, but...don't get me wrong, I know it's her way to express love, and I'm kinda flattered, but isn't there a way to teach her not to do it? I don't mean every time, just to restrain herself a bit. Dunno, aren't there tutoring lessons I can take her to?

Even now, she's sitting on my lap, nuzzling me and pratically BEGGING for a boop. SEND HELP (or a gas mask).

>>29621649
on her own it's very unlikely, however. you can train her rectum by using your fingers and a massage technique. in a week or 2 the muscles around the anus will be stronger and she will be able to restrain it.

>>29621487
WAT??? DELET THIS FARTFAG!!!

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>>29621715
>you can train her rectum by using your fingers and a massage technique
...where exactly did you get your diploma, again?

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>>29621771
you don't need to be a docter to know what love is

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>>29621790
>Two weeks later
>'In the news, a young man from the Clopsville country has been arrested after posing as Pony Doctor without a legit diploma for 2 years'
>'Detectives said his course of action was very bizarre: he used to suggest his clients to do all kinds of deviant sexual acts on their ponies'
>"To be quite fair, we weren't worried about the acts" said agent Redd, who investigated the case "A lot of mares even seemed to enjoy the procedure quite a lot, from what the clients said. Problem was, he was asking for pics and videos, as payment. Not to mention it's illegal to pose as a Pony Doctor without a proper diploma released from a certificated Royal School"
>'The man, who called himself Dr Thundering Enema, has been taken in custody and is now awaiting judgement in the county jail.'

>>29621864
i cry everytime

>>29621864
kek

>>29621102

This whole thread reminds me of this:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/257563/1/the-definitive-guide-to-pony-anatomy---starring-princess-celestia-and-princess-luna/princess-celestias-rubby-raspberry-tubby

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>>29621864
>Dr Thundering Enema

>>29621790
https://youtu.be/raNGeq3_DtM