After a long night of wishing for it, you finally end up at long

why does /v/ invade this place every time a good new game comes out?

if i have car keys at hand, could i try to run this thing down? or at least use the car to deal a good first shot.

>>29618321
Well, if you have it on hand when you end up beginning the fight, technically it counts. But just know that it can easily cut through wood and even light metals with its blade.

I get a stick. If it breaks the stick I now have two sticks.

Checkmate atheists.

A makeshift bow and a single Guardian Arrow.

>>29618300
Bruh this is too easy.
>Grab my guns
>Grab the torch and some hairspray
>Grab my bayonet
>Get in my truck
>Ram the thing down
>Pin it against a tree and fill it with lead
>Burn it when I'm out of ammo
>Spike its head just to be sure
Equestria here I come.

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>fill my shoulder-mounted spraying apparatus with all the chemicals at my disposal, mostly bleach
>if this does not outright kill the beast, it will disorient it and possibly blind it

>I have lots of broken down computer equipment
>use torn, jagged scraps of computer towers and innards tied together as makeshift bolas to trip up the beast as it's stumbling around in a fit of burning blindness

>bolt action .22 rifle
>it's not much, but a blind, tangled up beast with a few small bullet holes is better than nothing

>grab one of room mate's katanas
>go for the neck

If I can dodge the first charge after spraying its face, I should be golden.

>>29618819
I really want to stab it with my lee Enfield. I love the sword bayonet.

>Rape
>Implying it won't lay down it's weapons and let you dominate that horsepussy.

Wonder why did I waste ~400 bucks on a console I'm not interested into.

>>29618309
Because they're in love with pone, even tho they hate to admit it.

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>>29618945
who did this to celestia?
has this image a story behind it?

>>29620011
Image search isn't bringing anything up for me, so I don't know if my internet's still shit or what.

>>29618309
Butthurt because they wasted money on a switch, the worst fucking """"console""" since the Jaguar CD.

>>29620011
Well she looks pretty smug so I imagine she was in a battle and her opponent didn't know she was immortal. Now she's casually strolling up to him like "what now bitch nigga?" and he's pissing himself.

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>>29618300
>Only a .22 rifle and a bitchin' hand axe to hand
>check other closet
>eight pounds of blackpowder

I'm sure I could rig up a cannon. Wooden staves I can cut and form, ditto iron bands to bind it, and I have enough tools to be able to carve stone into cannonballs.

19th century coming at you hard and fast.

>>29620472
I agree you could do it, but could you do it in 6 hours? There is a time limit here.

>>29618300
Well I have a 6.5 creedmoor that will put just about anything down in one shot.

>>29618300
I have an ak47 with 240 rounds in 2 mag pouches less than 15 feet away from me..... I think I'm good.

>>29618300
Fuck those Lynel, I had to abandon my horse and warp away the first time I ran into one.

>>29618300
Maybe Macgyver together some kind of blade trap so that it shoots knives into the soft underbelly of the beast and hopefully cause it to bleed out. If that doesn't work, poison all the nearby water with drain cleaner or something. It'll have to drink sometime.

>>29618300