What's your plan to infiltrate your waifu's home to

>EQG
>waifu

Kill yourself

>>29616186
I'll just break the door down with a sledgehammer and threaten anyone who tries to stop me with a gun.
It's not that hard once you actually go through with it.

>>29616196
/thread

>>29616186
>Talk to her
>Form a connection with her over time
>Ask her out on a date
>go mini golfing
>Date her for a while
>Take her to Disneyland
>After a while, we get comfortable with each other's quirks
>One day while we are at her house, just ask if I can sniff a pair of her panties
Not that hard, guys

>>29616209
>without being discovered
Nigger anyone can just break into a house and do what they want, the fun is in the planning

>>29616225
is that really a thing?
Just ask and do it? Sounds awkward to me.

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>>29616246
I'm sure she has her weird quirks too.
It's not that weird if you've been together for a long time.

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>>29616196
fpbp

>>29616225
That sounds like a remarkably bad plan, it doesn't even involve a lockpick or a ski-mask.

What if your cover gets blown?

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>>29616369
Fine.
Just knock on her door and offer her 20$ for a pair of her panties. Chances are, she will agree.
You can wear a ski mask if you want

>>29616383
But then you have been discovered by default.

You guys are really bad at heists. Where's my criminal masterminds at?

>>29616410
Can't you just live an honest life?
It will feel much more rewarding if you procured them in an honest way rather than stealing them.

>>29616186
>Twilight took a bus for a five minute walk.

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>>29616433
No, secretly sniffing your waifu's panties to familiarize yourself with her smell to save her when you're prompted by the Riddler to find out which box contains your waifu based on the smell and the ones you don't choose explode is much more romantic and fulfilling.

>>29616186
What city does Canterlot(?) resemble the most? I'd say either LA/Seattle/Toronto.

Also I don't because she probably lives in a mansion with great security measures.

>>29616196
this

>>29616515
>probably
Who's your waifu?

>panty raid your waifu's house
>next night you catch your waifu in mid act of raiding your boxers
What do?

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>>29616186
Have you tried to disguise?

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>>29616898
>buy a dog collar and green hairspray
>twilight will never notice the difference
Fucking perfect.

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ask nicely

>>29616929
>replace Spike as Twilight's pet just for a chance to sniff her panties
>it was supposed to be a one night thing, but hey
>being Twilight's pet is kind of nice
>you decide to stay a little longer

>so far it's been 6 months and she hasn't noticed a thing

>>29616515
Celestia? Luna?

>>29616186
"Hi Sugar! i just came here because i want to smell your underwear"
>"you know, that is kind of pervert and you are a weirdo that will never have any relationship with a single girl because your fetish"
"Yeah, i know that and i don't give a fuck any opinion about my person."
>"you are.."
"i said: i don't give a fuck any opinion"
>"ok, you win"

>Being honest with a blunt
>Don't showing any emotional weakness
That's all my plan

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>>29617432
forgot the pic

>>29617432
Y...you're retarded.

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>>29616186
"Hey Applejack here I am, sorry your washing machine broke of natural means but I'll gladly help you, just hand me your dirty laundry and I'll bring it back in a few hours"
>"Ya'll a real gem, sugarcube"

We'll have to fight them ship to ship

>Send letters to all of the girls saying a monster from Equestria has been discovered on the other side of town.
>Again.
>Now have 30 minutes to hit each house before they catch wise that something is wrong.
>Start humming the Mission Impossible theme as you make you way from house to house, stuffing your backpack with used panties.

>>29617501
>used panties
now we're talking

>>29617501
Hey wait a second. That's actually a good idea.

>>29617576
I always have a plan.

>>29616186
Skip school then go raid the house simple as that

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>Anon, we've been over this. Now please put them back before we have to get into some gangster shit.

>>29616186
>https://youtu.be/NNajKRgPniM?list=PL5BA8B6B660D38040
>The crisp wind whistles softly through the town.
>You are currently hiding in the tree next to Sunset's apartment in all your stealth gear.
>The branch you are standing on lines up just below her bedroom window.
>You check your watch
>9:30
>Sunset is just finishing off work, and from you calculations that gives you twenty minutes to complete your mission in.
>It's now or never.
>You set your watch's timer for eighteen minutes.
>Phase one has commenced.
>You walk slowly out to the end of the branch.
>The branch gets you within two feet of the window.
>You get your pry bar out to jimmy open the window.
>When you begin to pry it open, you realize the window is unlocked.
>Well this makes things easier.
>You lift up the window, and pull yourself in.
>You fall onto the floor.
>When you get up you take a gander at Sunset's room.
>It's surprisingly clean.
>Realizing that you're wasting time, you quickly move over to the dresser. You open the first few drawers finding shirts and pants.
>On the third drawer you hit the jackpot.
>The drawer is full of panties.
>You take your backpack off, and begin loading up on your treasures.
>Deciding to be a massive dick, you empty the entire contents of the drawer into you pack.
>You check your timer.
>8 minutes left
>Still more than enough time.
>You load up all the panties, and then make your way towards the hamper in the room.
>In it lays more treasure.
>You load up the dirty panties.
>This was easy.
>You check the timer
>4 minutes.
>It's time to get the fuck out of her.
>As you sling your backpack on, you hear the sound of the front door being unlocked.
>Shit
>She's early.
>You quietly make your way to the window.
>As you are about to reach the window, your back bumps something off a shelf.
>A loud shatter is heard throughout the apartment.
>https://youtu.be/Mdt4Nf42l04?list=PL5BA8B6B660D38040
>Oh fuck oh fuck you're fucked.
>You hear footsteps quickly approaching.

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>>29618813
>You quickly leap out the window, and onto the branch.
>You see the lights turn on in the apartment.
>Deciding to risk it you leap out of the tree
>You land on your feet, and begin to run.
>"Hey! Stop!"
>You hear as you run like hell.
>The sound of fuck, shit, damn, and other curse run through your head as you run.
>You round a corner, and hurry down the darkened street.
>You don't look back as you run.
>The fear of getting caught gives you an adrenaline boost that keeps you running nonstop until you make it to your home.
>You get inside, and lock the door.
>Your heart slowly begins to calm.
>You rest for a couple of minutes before going up to your room.
>It doesn't take long for you to get up to your room, and take a look at your bounty.
>Nice job m8 you pulled this one off.
>You think to yourself as you think of the rest of your mission.
>Phase one is complete.
>Six more to go.
>You take a pair of Sunset's panties out of your backpack,and set it by your bed.
>You change out of your sneaking gear, and get into bed.
>Now another operation must be completed:
>Operation Snake Beater.
>You shut the lights out, and grab the panties.
>You commence the mission.

Phase One complete
Rank:A
Sneaking Ability: +10
Stamina:+5
Loading next level....

That's all for tonight. Continuing soon.

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>>29616186
Sunset doesn't wear panties, what do I do then?

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>>29616186

>>29618813
>>29618871

NaOH?

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>>29616186
Easy, slip her some pills to knock her out first.

>>29616186
Where did you find that pic?

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>>29616186
>ponies
>wearing pansu

>>29616196
>>29616212
>>29616261
>>29616525
>>29618896
>t. edgy newshitters trying desperately to fit in

>>29616186
who is ?x3

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>>29618813
>>29618871
>Operation Snake Beater.
Holy fucking kek more

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>>29619500

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My waifu never wears panties.

>>29620068
slut

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>>29616225

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>>29616186
And they'll never see it coming.

>>29619516
>confused newfag who thinks eqg is acceptable.

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>>29618871

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>>29616186

>Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life?
>I did.
>Our goal that night was simple.
>Seven houses.
>Seven panties.
>From the Sweet Apple to the Semen Demon.
>But that night, we never made it...
>We took my car into town.
>I called it the beast, because she was preetty hairy.
>And so our journey into manhood began.
>We were off, we didn't waste any time.
>We hit house one and we hit it hard.
>There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy, there were ladies. there were close calls, there was drama and of course.
>There were panties.
>By house three we were feeling invincible and decided to purchase some "herbal" refreshment from a man we call: the Reverend Green...
>Four panties in and it was us against the world.
>Things got mental in the Beehive so we tailed it to the Bowls Club, or as we like to call it: the smokehouse.
>Which is when it all went fuck up...
>In the end we blew the last two houses and headed for the hills.
>I remember sitting up there, used panties on my head, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes...
>Seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break...
>And knowing in my heart that life would never feel this good again...

>>29618871
Yes more!

>>29620152
why is her period blood all over her ID card?

>>29620060
unf

>>29617432
was getting sugarcoat to give you the undies using nothing but brute honesty part of your plan?

>>29621601
Of coursh!

>>29620414
>t. delusional reddit kiddo who thinks he'll change anything

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>>29616196
>his waifu is not as equally good looking in EQG as in FiM

>>29616186
>eqg
Fuck you, dude, ok?

>>29621628
Stay mad

>>29621640
>gyehehe xD salt af y u salt tho
As expected

>>29621643
>gyeheheheh only talk about what I like or else I'll spam my epik "lel shift+click xDDDD" meme
AntiEqGfags, everyone

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>>29616186
>sniff her panties without being discovered?
Does she still have to wear them during the sniffing?

>>29621648
>da ebil anti-_____fags!!
>m-muh persecution complex

>>29621660
>"REEEEEEEEEEE EQGFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>I-I'm n-not against EqG guise stop being triggered

>>29621674
>tee hee anudder eqg thread
>heheh deres anudder
>lol hab 1 more tho
>u mad ponyfags?

>>29621688
>It's different when we do it
lol

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>>29621674
Just stop replying to him.

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>>29618871
oh yes

>>29618871
SnakeAnon goes nuclear and wild on Sunset's panties.

>>29622412
Standing, on the edge of orgasm, like the prophets once said.

>>29616186
I honestly think maud wouldnt give a shit
Would probably just give em to me

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>>29618871
Loading complete...
Canterlot High School
Monday
8:00 am
>The familiar hallways are chock-full of students coming back from the weekend.
>You weave through the crowd to your locker
>Setting your backpack in your locker you think back to last night.
>It was so fucking close.
>You barely made it out by the hair of your neck
>It'll only get riskier from here on out
>And there's still six more houses to go.
>Well, if you get caught, you might as well try to go big or go home.
>You grab several textbooks and notebooks out of your locker before closing it, and heading to first period.
>It's a studyhall in the library, so it's a nice way to start the day.
>It's also a good time to think of ways to finish your plans.
>As you walk past a section of lockers, you hear a tidbit of interesting information.
"...took all of them night. I saw them leap out of my window..."
>You turn your head just enough to see Sunset talking about last night to her friends.
>For a brief second Sunset makes eye contact with you.
>Shit
>Abort abort abort.
>You quickly turn your head back in front of you.
>"Walk calmly like nothing happened" repeats in your head.
>You turn down a hallway, and once out of her sight, you aggressively speed walk to the library.
>You enter the library, and let out a sigh of relief.
>That felt really awkward.
>At least it's over
>For now.
>You find a little nook in the library where you won't be bothered.
>You begin thinking of the next phase of your operation.
>Who is next?
>You begin to ponder which will be the easiest.
>That easily brings it down to Applejack or Fluttershy as the next target.
>You open a notebook, and make two quick drawings of each of their houses along with lists of possible threats.
>For Fluttershy's it would probably be dealing with animals or parents.
>Applejack's would be her dog, and her brother.
>If you were to get caught by Big Mac, you're dead.

Here's a quick bump to keep the thread alive until I'm able to write more.

>>29623127
i'll bump this for you m8

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>>29623127
Oh yes time for Appul panties, I bet they smell of apples

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>>29623127
>Well, maybe it's for the best to get the difficult raid done first.
>You add a bit more detail into your apple house drawing.
>Once you are satisfied with your drawing, you begin to make a game plan.
>If you climb up onto the front porch you'll gain access to the second floor of the house, and if you were to guess, Applejack's room is up there.
>You continue to plan out possible tactics and entry/exit points.
>You get the basic idea idea down.
>Now all you have to do is get more detailed information before you fully plot this out.
>A stakeout is in order.
>You'll figure out the day for that later because right now your homework needs to be done.
>The rest of the study hall is mostly normal
>Except for a familiar girl with purple hair that has too much hairspray in it that occasionally glances at you while she looks for books.
>You don't pay much attention to Rarity as she seems to slightly snoop from a distance.
>You kinda wonder what her problem is though.
>Oh well
>You'll probably find out sooner or later.
>The bell rings, and you head off to your next class.

>You watch as Anon leaves the room.
>Something feels off about him.
>Which is why you've been snooping on him during first period.
>Nothing looks off about him, but there's a feeling in your gut.
>He might be some ruffian that is planning some kind of dubious act against the school and the students
>Or he's just a normal person, and your gut could be lying to you as it's done before.
>Just to be on the safe side you and the girls will monitor his actions for awhile.
>You send a group text to your friends before going to your next class.

That's all i got for tonight. I'll try to post a lot more tomorrow.

>>29624566
When anon goes to pinkies is he gonna try to complete the bonus objective of grabing her sisters panties?

>wait until 1am
>plunger middle of basement window
>blow torch edges of window
>easily remove glass pane without making noise
>sneak in and find furnace
>torch hole in supply duct
>put on gas mask
>duct tape sleeping gas canister to duct and insert end of hose in hole, tape shut, then release valve
>wait a few minutes for gas to circulate the place and for everyone to get sedated
>find twilight's room
>block/seal vent so no sleeping gas gets in, open window and remove mask
>inject her with an incapacitating agent
>search her room
>find her panties
>stuff all of them in back pack for now
>watch her sleep
>passionately kiss her
>take off her covers
>ease off her nightwear
>put her pajamas in backpack because they smell like her
>deeply smell and taste every square inch of her body, head to toe
>take pictures of her nude body
>stuff and remove panties one by one in her pussy, so they smell like her
>lube up her asshole
>rape
>hold her legs apart missionary, and lick her feet and suck her toes until i cum in her rectum
>kiss her goodbye and smell her hair
>steal money, small valuables, etc.
>shit on carpet and smear it around
>piss on her
>collect gas canister in basement, which is nearly out by now, and other tools
>go home
>type a greentext about it on /mlp/

>>29625108
why steal from your waifu dude?
you're just being an asshole by stealing her shit

>>29625108
lel

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>>29624566
>Rarity can sense lewd thoughts
I'm not surprised

>>29625108
top kek

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>>29625108
>shit on carpet and smear it around

>>29621651
That's the fun part ^:)

>>29624566
Oh no Liquid Rarity is on our trail.

>>29616186
Pay some jew a 50 to pay a mexican a 20 to pay a black guy a 5 to break in and steal them.

Then pay the jew 30 more to get them from him.
And 10 a month to shut him up.

>>29616186
>Implying ponies wear underclothes
>Forgetting they have fur and tails

You so funny!

>>29625108
ebin

>>29626897
Rarity as Liquid... that would explain everything!

>>29616186
Drink bleach you EQG faggot.

>>29626897
>Anon gets caught by Rara.
>"Well you perverted ruffian, do you have anything to say?"
"AH.. LLLLLIIIIQQQQQUUUUAAAADDD!!!"

>>29616186
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI-D0R-Tj68

>>29629851
>"Do you have anything to say?"
"The aristocrats"

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>>29629851
>Anon manages to infiltrate 6 houses and extract the objectives.
>Only one left.
>The stress throughout the week has weakened his mental state.
>Anon didn't yet realize Rarity was on to him since the second mission.
>She has prepared accordingly.
>Anon infiltrates her house.
>The place has become Home Alone levels of torture contraptions.
>Just getting through the base floor is absolute madness.
>Anon tries going to the second floor, falls from the stairs two times and almost dies.
>Already exhausted, stressed out, aching, bruised and beaten, Anon manages to reach the top of the stairs.
>It's one long hallway walk to her bedroom.
>But there's hot irons everywhere.
>Not only is it a waste of electricity but it's unbearably hot!
>The irons hiss as they let out burning hot steam...
>...
>After crawling through hell, a smoking Anon manages to stumble around and enter Rarity's room.
>He can barely stand anymore.
>He falls on his knee once as he makes his way to the dresser.
>He reaches out to pull the knob but gets shocked into unconsciousness.

>"Rise and shine, Anonymous. Look, the raiding's over."
>"Why? ...You could have stopped me..."
>"Stopped you? Why would I want to do that? This is just as I'd hoped things would end. Back before Calvin Klein's time... before Hanro gave birth to women's unmentionables... the B.V.D, Pringle and Fruit of the Loom formed a secret pact..."
>What the fuck is going on?
>"Free from FOXERS... free from the system... free from Brand control. Our nethers free from their prisons. That is the haven I've yearned for..."
>Anon manages to turn himself over, arm still numb.
>"This is it, darling... the final moment. Your "mission" is over... but WE are not yet free... the raiding has ended - But - we still have a score to settle~"
>Anon manages to get to his knees and sees Rarity wearing a trenchcoat, removing her aviators with a flourish.
>He gets onto his weary feet...
>https://youtu.be/uhRw3nE67aw
>"Show me what you've got, Anon!"

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>>29631035

>Anon has no idea what's happening but his snake his completely solid by this point.
>This girl...
>A woman after his own heart!
>Though what is he supposed to do? Fission's already Mailed, is he supposed to subdue the crap out of her with his fists or his dick?
>Damn these mixed signals!
>"Siiiiis, stop roleplaying with your boyfriend and come help me clean this mess!"
>Rarity falters.
>Ah, saved by the bell! Sweetie Belle that is.
>"He IS not my boyfriend! And just where did you learn that term, young lady?"
>Taking this opportunity he grab Rarity by the neck and pussy, as if he were a judge presenting "best in show" at a dog show and throws her towards her large bed before dashing through the door, past the little girl, falling down the stairs and exiting through the front door into the night.

>>29631063
What a thrill.

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>>29627883

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>>29620471
>The Girls' Ends (2013)
>Directed by Anonymous

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>>29631035
>>29631063
I like this alternate ending. It might've given me some possible ideas

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>>29632652
>It might've given me some possible ideas
Use it, by all means senpai. If you got something brewing, I want to read it.

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>>29616186
1. She's a pony who doesn't wear clothes or live in Eqgland
2. See above

Hahaha, fucking end yourself, dawg

>>29633859
burp

>>29631063
More.

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>>29624566
>The sound of the dismissal bell is a welcome friend signaling the end of the school.
>You get up out of your desk, grab your things, and head to your locker.
>You go through the usual routine of weaving through the crowd of your fellow students for several minutes before you reach your locker.
>Today you were lucky
>No homework tonight.
>You throw your books into the bottom of your locker, and go to grab your backpack when you notice something.
>The zippers have been messed with
>Strange
>You open each one to check if anything inside has been stolen.
>Luckily nothing was taken, but things have been moved around, and there is a folded sheet of paper that wasn't there before.
>You open it up to find a picture of an eye with several different colors on it.
>Ok
>This is getting weird now
>You ponder for a few moments, before you feel slightly uncomfortable.
>Throughout the school day you kept getting the feel that you were being watched by someone.
>During those times you just shrugged it off as nothing serious, but now you feel as if somebody is monitoring your movements
>You'll have watch yourself from now on
>This might have an affect on your mission, so you'll have to play it safe.
>You grab your backpack out of you locker, and hastily make your way to the exit of the school.
>Unbeknown to you, several figures follow you from a far distance to not cause suspicion.
>You go to the parking lot, and get into your Subaru Impreza.
>You shift into gear, and leave the school.
>it's not too long after before a Mercedes SUV follows.
>You need to calm yourself down, so you decide to head up one of the mountains nearby Canterlot to get a breath of fresh air.
>You head up the mountain pass of the tallest mountain.
>You press the accelerator down farther than you legally should and run the uphill of the pass.
>It takes only a couple of minutes for you to reach the top of the mountain.
>You pull off onto the side of the road, and shut off your car before getting out

>>29635451
I'm liking the looks of this.

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>>29635451
>You know of a small clearing on the other side of the road that gives the perfect overview of the city, and the outlying suburbs.
>You have to wait for an SUV to pass before you walk across the road.
>There is a trail that leads to the clearing.
>You follow it.
>The trail is short, so you reach your destination quickly.
>You find a comfy place to sit down, and look over the town.
>The view is amazing
>You let out a sigh
>Coming up here is a common thing you do when you get stressed out.
>It naturally calms you down quickly
>It's almost as if there is something magical about this spot that is so soothing to you for some reason.
>Sometimes you wish you had someone to show this to
>But you remember that you're one of the people that doesn't have that many friends in school.
>You lay down for a few minutes, and close your eyes.
>It only takes a few minutes to feel a calm.
>You sit up to take another glance at the busy city below before getting up, and heading back to your car.
>You get back into your car.
>The quick turn of the key brings the Impreza to life.
>You do a U-turn, and begin to head down the mountain.
>The downhill is uneventful at first.
>You take a CD, and put it into the CD player.
>As you focus back onto the mountain pass, you check your rear-view mirror
>And get startled by the fact the SUV that had went by you earlier is riding your ass.
>You push the gas pedal down a bit more to put some space between your car, and the SUV.
>The SUV speeds up in response, and continues to ride your ass.
>https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
"So you're going to be like that? Fine asshole."
>You press the gas pedal down even further until you reach the right RPMs, and shift into higher gear.
>The SUV speeds up to try and catch up
>A corner is coming up though, so it seems the SUV slows down some as you continue to accelerate.
>You press your brake pedal down hard before releasing it, and clutch-kick your car into a drift.

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>>29635647
>The familiar squeals of the tires trying to grip puts you into the zone.
>You fineness your Impreza through the corner with skill, and grace.
>You smoothly exit the corner, and check behind you.
>The SUV slowly barrels around the corner like a person would normally drive it around curves, but it still is pretty close.
>The time to lose them will come:
>In the five consecutive hairpin turns.

This is all I got for tonight. Sorry about not frequently posting. I've had a busy couple of days.

>>29619516
Nothing they said in their posts was edgy, Retard.

>>29620152
I'm guessing you posted that because I mentioned Disneyland.
Sunset is actually my waifu so odd coincidence.

>>29635717
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

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>>29616410
I kind of hung up my criminal mastermind hat after the whole incident with Mr. Car.

beep beep

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The only correct way to do this is to throw all subtlety to the wind

>put the back end of car through her living room
>storm her bedroom
>empty underwear drawer into a sack
>throw sack in trunk of car
>drive away
>skip town and start a new life
>live under an assumed name
>Bobpants Spongesquare?
>Yeah that sounds good.

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But my waifu is a pony you massive fucking faggot

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>>29616186
You can't say Discovered without spelling DISCORD!

Is that their city? It's tiny. Yet their school is goddamned rich beyond the reach of any public system? Where do these stupid kids live? Aspen? Each of those petty, suburban houses must cost $6 million, and the low-wage service workers live in the projects in the city block at $800 per month.

>>29635717
>>29635647
>>29635451
We Gran Turismo now?

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>>29638084
More like Gran Autismo

>>29635647
bump

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>>29635717

>>29616186
>Get in
>Find drawer
>Sniff the good goods
>She wakes up
>Calls her bf
>Chases me and beats me up

Can't take any chances

>>29640438
>Not killing waifu in sleep then raping body
Step up your game anon

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>>29640438
>his waifu has a bf

>>29638496

>>29616369
Weren't you looking to get blown in the first place?

>>29616186
turn into twilight
walk into raritys
sniff her panties the ones she's wearing
tell her it's fine, we're both girls
>rape

>>29635717
Liquid Rarity maybe on our trail but she doesn't have /o/ skills.

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>>29643164
>turn into twilight
Oh the things I would do.

>>29643207
>You will never turn into Twilight.
>You will never be turned on by your own body.
>You will never cum by squeezing your sensitive tits and nips.

>>29643277
i'd rather just go seduce all my friends if i turned into twilight. mostly dress cunt but i'd get around to all of them eventually

you will never be twilight

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>>29643207
I would do the most fucked up shit if I'd turn into twilight

>>29638995

>>29635717
calling it now
writefag is NaOH

>>29644557
One can only pray

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>>29644557
Actually, you're wrong entirely. I'm not NaOH. I'm just a random writefag.

>Not waiting in the school locker-room for them to undress and shower, then raiding the still warm panties
It's like you don't even know what you're doing.

>>29645958
But they won't be wearing their daring ones at school.

>>29643488
It'll be awkward when Timber tries to shove his log up your butt.

>>29646225
If you keep taking them, they'll eventually have to.

>>29646451
That's actually a good plan

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>>29646451

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>>29646451
Wouldn't they just take precautions?
I mean get fooled once shame on they, get fooled twice shame on them.
Have someone looking after the panties or barring that just taking them to where they can keep a constant watch of them.
They wouldn't just keep doing the same thing every time they have P.E while their supply of panties dwindles.

>>29648365
Isn't that the Adventure behind it?

>>29648371
>Scitwi comes up with a plan.
>She enlists the help of Rarity and they sew a small GPS tracker re-purposed from one of those child tracking devices into the most irresistible pair of panties amongst the girls.
>No way would the perpetuator be able to resist something right out of a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
>The allure of possibly figuring out what Victoria has to be so secretive about is too great.
>They manage to track Anon's panty bunker, one of many, filled with years and years supply of their panties.
>All those times their panties seemed to just disappear, it was him all along.
>Anon becomes Naked Anon: A panty thief operating without cover or backup

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>>29648479
>Anon becomes Naked Anon: A panty thief operating without cover or backup

>>29649592

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>>29616186
>I want a pair of Gloriosa's panties.
>Make reservations to Camp Everfree and go.
>Campfire time.
>Wait until it's Gloriosa's turn to tell a story.
>Sneak off to her cabin.
>Rifle through her underwear drawer.
>Find plain white Hanes panties.
>Jackpot.
>Score a pair of my waifu's panties.

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>>29616186
Walk right up and bury my face in them while she's still wearing them. No muss no fuss.

>>29641953
>Necrophilia

>>29641975
He's wealthy in the show so at least it wouldn't end up as a "my wife's son" situation for me.

>>29621621
That pony isn't little enough.

>>29621621
That's a big pony.

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>>29650355
>that picture

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>>29650594
4 u

>>29635717
so will there be more or?

>>29650355
>The next day you find out that wasn't her cabin
>It was Timber's

>>29652313
I'm pretty sure they live in the same cabin, and Gloriosa's room would be adorned with flowers, making it unmistakably hers.

Also, there's no way I would touch another man's underwear, let alone put it near my face, so unless Timber wears women's undergarments, I should be fine.

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>>29635717
>All of you watch in awe as the blue Impreza elegantly exits the turn.
>Who knew someone could cause a car to do that, and control it at the same time
>You barely can drive the speed you're going safely
>While he seems to effortlessly do something crazy at an even faster speed than you are going.
>You knew something was off about Anon
>He's got a screw loose!
>This boy is terrifying
>Yet this exhilarates you as if there was electricity flowing through you.
>You have to try as much as you can to keep up with him.
>This is the greatest thrill you've ever experienced
>And you don't want this experience to end just yet!
>You press the gas pedal down farther than before.
"Hang on girls, it's about to get bumpy."
>You see Sunset grab the handle above the passenger-side door.

>You grab hold of the handle, and watch in terror as Rarity floors it.
>Why is she doing this? you think to yourself.
>You regret the decision to follow Rarity, and monitor one of your classmates.
>She always goes too far.
>You look back at the rest of your group, and see the fear in each of their eyes.
>There's nothing either you can do now beside hold on for dear life, and hope that you all manage to survive this.
>You face back towards the front, and watch the car in front of you.
>You are curious about the driver of it.
>Maybe you'll get to know him in the future.

>The SUV manages to speed up some in an attempt to close the gap.
>You know you can easily win this.
>There is a straightaway just before the first hairpin.
>You can use it to pull far ahead of this SUV
>Just a few more corners, and you'll be there.
>You approach one, and repeat the steps you did for the last drift.
>You're definitely going to need to replace the tires, and possibly the brakes too after this.
>It's been awhile since you did that, and your tires were already somewhat worn.
>You'll worry about that later because you need to focus entirely on the race.

>>29652276
Does this answer your question?

>>29652691
>unless Timber wears women's undergarments
That's what I was implying. That he was a softcore crossdresser.

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>>29653073
>You exit the the corner, and watch behind you.
>The SUV power slides some from the driver applying to much throttle input around the corner.
>Something has changed with the driver's driving.
>It is a lot more reckless.
>You have a good idea why
>The driver isn't experienced enough to be trying to tackle the downhill at these speeds
>For it's very deadly for novice drivers.
>Realizing that the life of the other driver matters more than this race, you begin slowing down considerably.
>You don't need the death of someone partially caused by you on your conscience.
>It seems the SUV has also begun to slow down.
>You drive the speed limit the rest of the way down the pass as the other driver follows suit.
>There is a parking lot at the base of the pass, and you decide that you need to talk some sense into this SUV driver.
>You roll your window down, and stick your arm out to signal them to follow you into the parking lot.
>You turn your turn signal on, and turn into the parking lot.
>The SUV driver seems to have understood your signaling and also pulls into the lot.
>You pull into a parking space before shutting your car off, and getting out as the SUV parks on the right side of your car.
>You wait to see what this driver looks like as the driver's door opens up, and reveals:
"Rarity?!"

A quick update for the night

>>29653224
noise

>>29653348

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>What's your plan to infiltrate your waifu's home to sniff her sandals without being discovered?

FTFY
T
F
Y

This is unprecedented
It appears that mlp will go against the flow of homosexuals and transgender acceptance and instead show the EQG's chasing them out of town.

https://youtu.be/PTOJCCuP9T4

>>29617473
>implying she doesn't know how to fix the family washing machine

Farm girls know how to fix fucking anything.

>>29616186
If you weren't a pleb EQG faggot you would love a horsey waifu who doesn't wear panties and invites you into her home to plow her magical horse puss.
Instead all you get is a disgustingly proportioned human covered in menstrual fluids and foot smell.

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>>29653073
>>29653224
fuck yeah

>>29653073
>read this part of the green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=renKkl7th5c

>>29650315

>>29653224
Cant wait for more

>>29616186
Set fire to the rest of town.
That'll keep the house empty.

>>29616186
Hmm...RD let's try this
>wait till she alone
>order pizzer to her house
>lots of pizzer
>enough to cause a fuss when she doesn't want to pay
>sneak into her room and steal panties
>but that's not enough
>masturbate into said panties
>hear the door slam shut
>cheeki into an adjacent room as she come up the stairs
>breeki into the next as I call her landline
>hear her groan and go downstairs
>slither downstairs after her and slide into laundry room
>since I didn't answer her she hangs up and goes back upstairs
>open washing machine and pick out only her dirty laundry
>drop it all in the machine and leave the cum stained panties on top
>start the cycle, add no detergent, close the lid
>smile to myself as I imagine her wearing my cum on her clothes
>frown when I remember I was suppose to steal her panties for my whiffing pleasure
>oh well, maybe next time
>walk out the front door
End

>>29654894

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Panties?

>>29653224
Not that Anon

>You have a bag in the backseat.
>Rarity has Applejack and Rainbow to get it while the other girls blocked you.
>You start to say get worried.
"Hey, stop going through my shit!"
>"Well you wouldn't be panicking if you don't have anything to hide." Snapped Rarity.
>"Hold on Rarity why are we chasing him down in the first place?" Asked Sunset
>"The answer is in this ruffian's bag, Rainbow can you be a dear and give me it?"
>Rainbow does exactly she was asked.
>"Now all of you will bare witness that it was this pervert that stole Sunset's unment-.."
>"What is it Rarity?"
>"Uh Sugarcube that ain't panties, that's a teddy bear."
>"Why would he have this?"
"It's for my little cousin who is in the hospital. I was on my way to give it to her."
>You say trying to hold back tears.
>All the girls except Rarity winced who is sputtering like a broken record.
>"Wh- Th- yo-"
>Sunset went up and hugged you.
>"Anon, I am so sorry that we chased you down. I can't imagine what you are going through with your cousin. If you need to talk to anyone feel free to call me."
>She gives you her number.
"Thanks, Sunset I really appreciate it."
>Applejack gives Rarity a stern look.
>"Well missy, don't you have anything to say to the poor boy."
>".... Orry"
"What was that Rarity? I couldn't hear you."
>"I'm sorry.."
>"Can we get going now?" Asked a impatient Rainbow.
>They all leave and head to the car.
>As they drive off you can see Sunset and Applejack giving Rarity shit.
>What they don't know is that the real bag is on your bed.
>The cousin thing was false and only for backup.

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>>29658119
fucking brilliant

>>29635647
>>29635717
>>29653073
>>29653224

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw

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>>29653224
Damn this was about to get fuckin radical why does Rarity have to be such a durifto scrub... honestly I would have liked to see Rarity keep up with the Impreza in a fuckin SUV, shit sounds catastrophic

>>29659534
Then after the chase all the girls' hair is messed up.

>>29660567
And there's girlcum on the seats

>>29658119
not that anon or the other

>...after they go away, you open your teddy bear and take one of sunset panties.
"yeah, my cousin would definitely love this...stupid marshmallow"

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>>29659534
>why does Rarity have to be such a durifto scrub
not everyone had that feeling of deja-vu inside

>>29661205
I went to /gif/ and i saw at least five WEBMs with that shitty music.

>>29661217
well, that's common
memes from the 2000 are boring now
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>29661892
>>29662846
.

>>29663954

>>29663995

>>29616186
>8:00 am Saturday
>Walk into Twilight's house
>Throat punch Shining Armor
>Walk into her parent's room
>Kill her mom, rape her dad.
>Walk into Twilight's room
>Punt Spike
>Take panties directly of off her
>*WHIFF*
>gUDSHIT

3 weeks ago I had this dream. Nice thread.

>>29665623
>rape her dad
why?

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>>29665623
>Go to SciTwi's house's
"Hey Twi! do you remember the other Twilight from that "other" world?"
>"oh..sure i remember her..it was so weird to find a moving mirror he he..."
"yeah, i'm pretty sure it was...well..you know..she is researching the magic in this world and sent me for "something"...i know she could tell to Sunset Shimmer about this but by some reason she trusted me this work"
>"and what work is that? i'm getting curious ;D"
"well, you made contact with equestrian magic and now you have some of it in you and Princess Twilight says that she wants to take a look at it...her research says that magic in humans leave a trace in the pubic zone"
>"oh!..umm..*blushes a little*...you are telling me that you need to...you know..this is..a little embarrassing..."*blushes a lot*
"OH NONONONO! it's not what you are thinking..all i need is some of your dirty panties"
>"ohh..haha! that's all huh? anyway it still embarrassing..but if the other "me" is asking for it, then i'll give you some of my...you know what...just wait a sec, i'll go for them"
>you are trembling because the excitement, you even have a little erection..it's actually working.
>she comes back with a plastic bag
>"well..here they are. I put them in a bag...sure you are not lyeing to me!
>she looks at you with an inquisitive look
"no way! in fact, this is weird even for me..but i'm following Twilight's orders"
>"ok silly, here you have your prize"
>she smiles at you in a really cute way..she is really happy to being helpfull
"i'll take them back to you as soon as possible"
>"ok, don't worry...i have a lot of clean panties"
>you are going away when suddenly you think about something.
"hey twi! please don't say a word about this to Sunset or the other girls...i don't wanna have any problem with the other Twilight"
>"got it green package...have a nice day!"
>she just called you "green package"?...nevemind, you have what you wanted..now prepare you nose.

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>>29616186
Haha, I don't know, dude

My waifu isn't a barbie! She's a pony!

>>29666779
broken English aside that's a nice idea
>anon comes back in a few days because Princess Twilight now needs TWO dirty panties
>and next week it will be five

>>29665544

>>29667405

>>29667861

>Anon wants a whiff of Moondancer's dirty underwear
>It'll be a dangerous mission, so he's going to need help
>So he enlists the help of one of his fellow students
>Moondancer
>At first she was just excited that a boy was talking to her
>Soon enough, she's stammering, blushing, and covering her face in embarrassment as she helps him break into her own bedroom to, quote, "whack off into those deliciously fragrant panties."

>>29668469
this is what i need in life

>>29668469
Moondancer is so awesome.

>>29668469
put panties in my butt anon
also nice idea

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>>29668469
god Moonie probably one ups even r9klight in the gross department, the thought makes me diamonds

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>>29666095
as a part of the rite of passage.
1) beat up dad (or in this case beat up her dad)
2) you already killed the mom so take the next best thing
3) fuck dad
4) steal panties
5) ???
6) profit

>>29670567

>>29670567
>Skid marks
>spot of blood
>pussy streaks like starch
>Cumshrooms

Fuck me I'm in heaven

>>29670815
why not kill the dad and fuck the mom?

>>29670567
this

>>29672021
Have you smelt a nasty pussy before?
I dont see how its physically possible to have that fetish.

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>>29672648
Because you're gay.

I'd do anything to take a nice big swig of Sci-Twi's pissbottles.

>>29668491
this

>>29672676
>Sci-Twi's pissbottles
their shade is only the darkest yellow

>>29616186

>she actually wears panties

Luna always thought they ruined the lines of her clothing to begin with.

how did this thread turned into a moondancer thread?

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>>29672031
why not?