>"Welcome to McPone's what can I get you today?"

>>29615207
"I want to fuck her underage ass like there's no tomorrow."
>"That'll be $4.95 at the second window."
Never forget.

>>29615215
While I definitely agree with the sentiment, I've either already forgotten or never knew about it to begin with.

>>29615226
It was in the last one we had, IIRC. http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27912062

WHOPPER, WHOPPER NO ONIONS

>>29615207
Funny thing is that I was about make the same thread later today.

>>29615246
Kek, guess I beat you to it.
>>29615241
>"Yes sir, would you like that with or without haybacon?"

somebody post the big smoke story

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

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>>29615701
We serve food here, sir

Well, see y'all on the next pts

Your sweet little ass

>>29615207
I want to fuck Diamond Tiara in the bathroom during her break.

Why wait? Do it while she's still working.

>>29615875
Not only that, have a 3 way with the hotttest of her co workers.

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>>29615207
>McPone
Why? McDonald's isn't fucking McHuman's, you daft cunts.

>>29616026
>"Human equivalent must match or fail"
nah mate, McPones is a reference to MAS.

Listen I'll just tell you one thing: I HATE everything in the MENU, now can I take your order?

>>29615207
4 HOT DOGS AND A CHEESE BURRITO SHAKE
>uhh what
I'M SPEAKING AS LOUD AS I CAN
>Yeah, no, I heard you, but, we don't serve that stuff here
IT'S FROM THE SECRET MENU
>Sir you don't need to yell, I can hear you just fine, and there's no secret menu
BUT I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET YOU CAN DO IT JUST DO IT
>*sigh* sir we don't serve any of what you just asked for, and we're only serving breakfast right now
THEN GIVE ME A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK WITH CHOW MEIN
>Where do you think you are?
ISN'T THIS FIVE PONES?
>Sir this is a McPone's
OH SORRY MY BAD, IN THAT CASE, CAN I GET A SHAMROCK SHAKE
>We don't serve that until later, it's breakfast only until 10:30 sir
USELESS CUNT
>I don't control the hours sir please leave if you're not going to order anything from the breakfast menu
I CAN'T LEAVE
>What? Why not?
THERE'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BEHIND ME NOW
>oh my god how can you be this retarded
OH WAIT I CAN GO FORWARD THE GUY IN FRONT JUST LEFT
>jeezus crist

>>29616124
>Sorry about the wait, can I take your order?
CAN I GET FIVE ORDERS OF TEN MCNUGGETS
>you gotta be shitting me.
>Sir, it's breakfast only until 10:30
THEN CAN I GET A SHAMROCK SHAKE?
AND PLEASE HURRY MY BROTHER JUST DROVE OUT OF THE DRIVE THROUGH AND IF I DON'T FOLLOW HIM I'LL GET LOST ON THE WAY HOME
>no shamrock shakes until 10:30 sir
THEN CAN I GET 4 HOT DOGS AND A CHEESE BURRITO SHAKE
>how many generations of inbreeding cause this level of retardation fuck
>sir we don't make that here and there's no secret menu maybe you should go to five pones, they'll totally help you there, just drive forward and follow your brother there.
THANK YOUU
Tiara leans out the window and shouts
>IF ANY OF YOU ARE RELATED TO THE GUY WHO JUST DRIVE AWAY, FOLLOW HIM NOW AND YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU NEED
Ten cars proceed to drive straight through the drive through
>Damn, they're probably all each other's parents and brothers

>>29615207
"Hi, yeah, can I get a thick chubber to increase my asshole size?"

>"Excuse me?"

"I said can I get a McDouble with no cheese and an Apple Slice?"

>>29616216
Gonna remember this for the next time I go to mcdubs.

>>29615207