"Anon, just go do your 'business' on the street

>>29611315
Pastel coloured talking horses have a superior moral compass compared to their primitive brethren.

BUT THATS UNSANITARY YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

>>29611315
>you will never teach the pones to take the poo to the loo

>>29611315
Listen, bitch. Don't use that tone with me. This is a professional operation. If you want to be taken serious, you need a place to conduct your business where everyone knows to reach you. Your fucking rube friend selling apples on a cart in the street isn't gonna cut it anymore. Nobody fucking respects that. What they respect, is someone who takes their work serious enough to create a space of business and luxury away from the outside world.

>>29611315
There's a reason why your people die in their early 30s and i will live to 90.

>>29611315
>"I call bullshit, even Applejack is civilized enough to use a goddamn toilet when she has to go! Pinkie Pie too! They know better than to-you were talking about masturbation, weren't you?"
"Yes."
>"...I have a preference-"
"OH DEAR CELESTIA ANON!"

>>29611469
I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle.

>>29611333
Not to them. They poo gum drops and ice cream

>Shitting on a street not designated accordingly
Are you out of your fucking mind?

>>29612257
And piss lemonade?

They have toilets you fucking mongol, watch the show.

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>>29611315
I plead whatever rarity's defence on shiting in public is. And don't tell me any bullshit like she doesn't use a toilet. She'd make a toilet from scratch then go in public.

>>29611315
Who cleans all the shit and piss up? Imagine having an actual pile of shit as a cutie mark. How would you even discover that it's your special talent - who would voluntarily clean up other's shit?

>>29611469
Hmmm. Casual public exhibition general died a long time ago, maybe this isn't quite the time to try to revive it. Ever.

>>29613079
That's why the pegasus ponies control the weather. Don't be dense.

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>>29611315
THIS IS WHY YOU CAN"T HAVE NICE THINGS.

THIS IS WHY FAUST QUIT.

>>29613213
>Public media """""education"""" at its finest

>>29611469
Is this implying that he masturbates to Twilight?

>>29611315
Poo in the loo hornhead

>>29611315
Now this is shitposting.

>>29613034
This must burn like hell

>>29611315
oky listen twiggy, not even 10 hours ago i had indian food, do you understand what this means?
belive me when i tell you this is a smell no one dared to smell before and i emplore you to buy me a fucking toilet