Do all you guys do anything other than sit around and fantasize about fucking a pony?
>>29609858
sometimes we fantasize about fucking horses too
>>29609858
But of course. Regardless of how deviant a person is, they will always exhibit some normal behaviour. Like a bank robber who stops at a red light, for example.
>>29609865
And there's the extra-degenerate minority talking.
>>29609858
I fantasize about kissing them on the cheeks
Why does every post by newfags fresh off EQD have Dash in them?
>>29609875
>the extra-degenerate minority
last poll revealed its about 50/50 there casul faggot.
I can't be happy even in my fantasies.
>>29609858
I don't find ponies sexy, only cute and adorable.
>>29609883
autists love bright colors
>>29609858
Clean my guns and cry a little.
>>29609883
Because Dash is the starter pony. She's the one most people like at the very beginning. I'm sure some YouTube """analyst""" can explain the science and logic behind it.
No, I mostly fantasize aboutHolding their hooves.
>>29609902
well, her and fluttershy
>>29609903
You sick fuck.
>>29609903
You fucking pervert. Get this man out of here, stat.
>>29609903
>>29609858
Nonsense. Some of us sit around and write about fucking a pony.
captcha: TIZAYUCA Tallwood
>>29609903
You should be gassed.
>>29609902
>>29609912
I started on Twilight and never really cared for Rainbow or Fluttershy.
Even MLP normal is too normal for me, you Rainbowfags and Flutterfags!
>>29609858
Well not me, I sit around, watch cartoons, listen to music and ocassionaly attempt to shitpost in a meme way that the cartoon show is utter shit. But you can't reason with someone who never watched cartoons for the writing and just watched it for the art style and females.
Nope
>>29609858
Sometimes I cook and think about talking to my waifu pony; sometimes I hike and think about hiking with my waifu pony; sometimes I snuggle in front of a fire or go camping and think about snuggling my waifu pony. Other times, yes, I do sit around and fantasize about fucking a pony. Cash me ouside, how 'bout dat?
>>29609858
I also fantasize about fucking a changeling
>>29609885
Got a link?
>>29609858
Like every day, I was on a hike today and kept fantasizing about new ways to lovingly bully sci twi and how to most effectively subvert crystal prep using her technology and knowledge.
I've come to the conclusion it's not really possible but trying together with Twi would be fun and the way's the goal, and I wasn't just thinking that because I was hiking.
On tomorrow's hike I will think of ways to get the m6 to have intercourse with horses.
I mostly hang out onSecond Lifedoing all kinds of activities as a pony includingfucking[/spoilers] other ponies. I also sometimes live stream my Skyrim gameplay.
>>29609903
I'm a mobile poster and I'M ashamed!
>>29609879
L-LEWD!
>>29610855
>Skyrim
You know what year it is, right?
>>29610855
I bet your OC is red and black with 20+ belts
Like all the other pones on there
>>29610763
I feel you, brother
>>29609858
>Do you guys do anything...?
Work, eat, sleep, live, love.
Regular normie stuff.
>>29609865
>sometimes we fantasize about fucking horses
furfag detected
>>29609858
Sometimes I draw poni pusspuss
>>29609858
I fantasize about going there and becoming Rothschild tier rich through introducing fiat currency and funding tech companies to become even richer
>>29611066
Post pics
>>29611127
no puss puss for u
>>29611764
Are they good pics at least?I asked for pics because I am looking for an artist to commission, may as well ask on /mlp/ when the opportunity arises
>>29609858
sometimes i fantasize about being fucked by a pony
>>29611025
Loving your waifu, I presume?
I melee these and piss off the rangefags
All I do is sit around and fantasise aboutbeinga pony.
>>29611777
I don't do commissions yet because I'm not that great yet in my own opinion, but the cropped rarity pic is my own art
is joke, because full pic had pusspuss
>>29612097
Maybe some day then anon
Good luck with the art
>>29612119
thanks anon, I'll try my best to get better at drawing pony pussy
>>29611779
underrated post.
>>29611867
don't cry for me I'm already dead!
>>29609858
Sometimes I fantasize about ponies without the fucking thrown in.
>>29609858
>implying that we sit at our computers all day and fantasize about fucking a pony
>honestly believing this
>needing to sit down and think for yourself
>reading anti-brony created content
>listening to biased hypocrites
>>29613249
>anti-brony created content by yourselves
>biased hypocrites aka yourself.
>saying out loud how much of a degenerate you are 24/7
>>29609858
Yep, I spent like 6 to 10 hours a day learning how to draw and saving money to buy a piano. I also fuck real horses every once in a blue moon.
I fantasize about loving a pony. Sometimes this involves fucking them.
>>29613492
Blue pony is for loving.
And for loving fucking.
>>29609858
>dream about making sweet love to AJ
>get up and go to work
>trie your hardest to keep up your image as an idiot so people won't bother you
>come home, shower, eat
>get on PC, play some cs go
>fap to AJ
>play some witcher 3
>start drinking
>cry my self to sleep while holding on to my AJ 3DPD Plushy ever so tightly
>repeat
that's my life, if i'd cut ponies out i'd lose about 30% of the day and had to fill it with something else
>>29614366
Did you play W1 and 2 or just jumped into 3 because it is new?
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>>29609865
this
>>29609875
>>29611033
I hate newfags. Lurk more.
>>29609902
Well, I started from AJ/some shitty OC, but now I'm Dashfag flesh and blood.
>>29609903
H-holy shit...
I didn't even know I had this fetish
>>29609858
No.
>>29609858
I fuck a guy I met here and fantasize about fucking a pony instead
>>29610972
>>29614928
benched the first and second part
tried to finish the third in the same weekend but my autism prevents me from walking past the map markers
>>29609858
You're on a Laotian basket-weaving imageboard, and you ask this?
>>29609902
She wasn't my starter. Pinkie was for a couple weeks, and then I realized she annoyed the fuck out of me. I went through like 5 other ponies before I realized I loved Dash the most.
>>29609858
I train horses.
>>29613307
Who hooks you up with real horses. Gotta know for science.
>>29617462
i second this
>>29609858
I also sit around andhate myself. Fucking a pony is only about 10% of my daily thought cycle.
>>29609875
>fucking horses
>extra degenerate
I bet you only came here last year and that you're an eqg fan too
>>29609902
Started with rara and never left her
I guess that's that
>>29613249
>mfw this screencap in particular was getting screamed at because it appealled too much to newfags (mass meme replies) when it appeared
I find it sad that some fags now think that it is ironic or something. After all, we litterally call ourselves horsefuckers, what could you possibly need on top of that ?
>>29618240
Anon Sandler is a dick
>>29609858
>Do all you guys do anything other than sit around and fantasize about fucking a pony?
yes
>>29618719
when i first got here no one blinked when it came to real life horse pussy. in fact i very rarely heard someone dissent and say how its wrong, and they were immediately shut down by people calling them weak minded faggots who base all of their opinions on the moral norm of society.
last year a poll stated the number of people who would actually fuck a real horse given the chance was about 50/50.
the number of horsefuckers is dwindling. this place is filling up with chads, underage edgelords, hipster contrarians and disillusioned pessimistic bronies.
>>29618966
You're probably right, but
>when i first got here no one blinked when it came to real life horse pussy. in fact i very rarely heard someone dissent and say how its wrong
and
>last year a poll stated the number of people who would actually fuck a real horse given the chance was about 50/50.
Aren't mutually exclusive. The fact that I wouldn't say that it's wrong doesn't mean that I would actually do it.
>>29618966
Fuck off zoofag. It was always just an inside joke.
>>29609858
I do lots of things.
I'm breaking into the voice over industry through actual hard work (without the help of Horse fame or the help of Jewtube, mind you), I write stories (occasionally for profit), I read books a lot which has made me a more critical thinker as a result, and I've self-taught myself how to write screenplays at a scarily young age. I then self-taught myself massages by applying what I already knew from my family (my mom was a professional massage therapist, yoga instructor, etc.), and then that lead me to meditation. I'm also a stage actor, but I'm more fond of screen-acting. I make most my money off of commercials I've been on, but that's from my voice work.
I also decided that I was bored reading, writing, and acting. II'm a smart guy, and I mostly contribute it to having many experiences in life which leads to true knowledge. As such, I then chose to make my body /fit/ to go along with my mind.
I've been called a real life Gary Stu, and if it weren't for the fact that I do have many flaws (massive insecurities, shy as fuck, bad anxiety), I'd see why some would think that.
The reason I write all of this is that I think the stereotype of the ideal horsefucker isn't as defined as we would like it to be.
>>29619063
fair point, i suppose what i should have said was theres now people like this >>29619233 who think it was purely memes.
>>29611799
Kek. That's hilarious.
>>29609858
obviously not, its been that way a long time OP. anyone remember when this became a mlp meme, so long ago, aah good days.
>>29609858
why fantasize when I have done the actual thing?
>>29609875
>extra-degenerate minority
What the fuck are you on about?
Fuck off, normalshit.
>>29609875
>extra-degenerate minority
>>29609858
I try to git gud at writing/drawing/music/coding/animation/...
>>29609858
I have a job (for the moment), friends, family and other hobbies. Good enough?
>>29610855
>Second Life
It's never too late to quit, anon. I know you've hit rock bottom and it feels like you belong there, but trust me: no one deserves to stay on Second Life.
>>29618966
> This place is filling up with chads
> /mlp/
> chads
>>29609903
>>29621181
theres been quite a few people unironically talking about how great their sex life is and how great they look while talking down to other anons.
>>29621880
that's mostly MTG, he's a fucking /fit/fag and needs to be hanged
>>29609902
It's true. In s1, I gravitated to being attracted to Rainbow Dash. It must have been her rainbow hair and cheeky/raspy voice. Then after a few episodes later, Fluttershy became waifu/best poner.
>>29610763
You go hiking too? How much do you hike? Where at? My 2nd hobby/obsession is hiking, after Fluttershy waifu.
In addition to thinking of Fluttershy, I fantasize over hiking (and hiking with my pony).
I also try to git gud at pmvs, art, design, and photography.
>>29619233
Not everything you see on 4chan is an epic maymay.
You should've already realized that if you're here for at least 1 year.