>"We don't want none of your monkey kind 'round

>>29609283
whip out my cock and see how she reacts to it

Pound my chest to assert dominance.

>>29609283
>noahter mobeilfag shitpost

>>29609289
>Applejack has a mixed reaction of anger and laughter
>turns out human cocks are much smaller than the average horse cock

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>>29609283
I'm not a monkey, I just evolved from a common ancestor.

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Sooooo no date tonight?
>Dagbernet anon not in front of granny. She too old fashioned

>>29609289
I'm with this guy. Maybe flex it a little bit immediately after she scowls and/or rolls her eyes, taking careful note of whether she backpedals or lowers her tail any more tightly to her nethers.

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>>29609283
Actually, Applejerk, it's "any". "You don't want ANY of our monkey kind around here". You also should have appended the word "on" after the word "skedaddle", as in "skedaddle on". "You had best skedaddle on, boy."

Glad I could help. Sorry to hear about how your farm's failing because you're too stupid to learn math.

>>29609283
Fling feces at her. She wants a monkey, she gets a monkey.

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Aye, just like home.

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"I'm not a monkey! I'm a scientist!"

>rape Apple Bloom

Insert my fist into her vag and proceed to carry her around like a flag on a pole.

>>29609283
whip out my opposable thumbs

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>>29609283

Join the CMC

>>29609283
>Pat her on the head
>Gently pick the printed prompt she just read from her hooves.
"Don't look at me like that, AJ: some anons apparently like to write you like this. I know, it' sounds pretty retarded. If you ask me, I blame mommy issues"

>>29609283
>Ooga booga where da erf ponies at?

>>29609283
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE

>>29609283

Go for the ears. Earth ponies can't resist the skritchings.

>>29609283