>"Dragons don't do friends." "This dragon

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>>29607157
Not what you probably are thinking of, OP.

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>"The horse jews fear the horse samurai."
How did they get away with that line?

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>>29607161

>>29607157
>"do" automatically means sex
Underage get out

>>29607157
how do they even mate? I mean, if they don't do friends, how do they find their partner? Are they just raping each other or what?

>>29607254
Loveless arranged marriage. Mating is strictly done in missionary possition for the purpose of procreation, and all physical contact ceases immediately upon completion.

>>29607254
they do enemies

>>29607286
...you're touching yourself at the thought of this, ain't it?

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>>29607286
>ywn surprise Ember by doing things to her far outside the scope of procreation

>>29607286
how do they arrange marriage if there's nobody who's arranging it? I mean if they don't do friends, they properly don't do parent either.

I guess dragons are all kind of tsundere people but in secret very passionate lovers.

>>29607391
>"What is 'analingus?'"

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>>29607391
I came here to escape this reality, anon...

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I know one friend he does.

>>29607670
Rarity? ^:)

>>29607157
Spike thinks he can bring friends.

>>29607469
>"What is 'analingus?'"
Disgusting

>>29607464
>An entire race of tsunderes

Yes please.

>>29607469
>"What is 'cloacalingus?'"

>>29607254
>>29607464

dragon society isn't supposed to make sense.

it changes from episode to episode depending on what traditionally "masculine" trait the writers feel like demonizing.

>>29607994
In Gauntlet of Fire the only real asshole was Garble and that's because he had a grudge.

Dragon society was objectively wasteful because it was always a competition of strength all the time.

>>29607852
pleb

>>29607994
at the very least, dragon honor seems to be consistent. theyre very proud

>>29607157
He's saying that he is not a faggot.

>>29607157
>spike doesn't get to bring friends
>torch is a big guy
>garble wants the fire to rise in ponyville
>nobody cared who ember was until she put on the mask

Was this whole episode a subtle reference to BANE?

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>>29608083
Oh my god

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>>29608083

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>>29608083
oh fug

>>29608083
Holy fuck.

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>>29608083
I hate this board so much

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>>29608083

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>>29608083
A lotta subtlety for hired writers.

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>>29607464
>Be adult male dragon
>Join the dragon migration
>reach the point were all dragons are laying about in a big volcanic desert
>see female with positive breeding traits, i.e. "attractive" female
>approach
>"lemme smash"
A:
>she doesn't consider you physically attractive enough, says no
A.1:
>go find another attractive female
>"lemme smash"
>repeat until B
A.2:
Is she bigger than you?
>yes
>go back to A.1
>no
>reply "don't care"
>rape
B:
>She says yes
>you smash

Success

>>29608083
>we live in a timeline where the memes rule the world
I don't feel in charge

>>29608378
I honestly see bane and loss in everything now.

>>29607157
Rarity and Twily are adorable in this pic

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>>29607254
Mating seasons.

Once a year, female dragons pick mates to fuck and then all of them go their marry way.

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>>29608083

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>>29608394

>>29608394
i always check for | |\| || |_ and big guys everytime i see something

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>>29608498
Fuck, that's hurting my head.

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>>29608083