>"I feel really bad for Anon. I mean he's not a

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>"I feel really bad for Anon. I mean he's not a teenager anymore. He doesn't really have any friends worth hanging around and he's really turned into a creepy loner. He doesn't have a girlfriend and he'll never get married. He's got no kids, no one to share his possessions and passions with, and everything he cherishes will just be bagged up and destroyed when he dies. It's a bummer alright. I wonder why he hasn't killed himself yet. I mean he's missed so much. I wonder if he feels jaded, like if the universe exists just to mock him? Look at all those sexy teens getting busy with each other or those talented young adults building memories with their new families and making a name for themselves in this world. Anon's not gonna do that. Fuck. I wish he'd just end it all and be done with it."

"...I'm sitting right here, Dash."

>"I know. That's the saddest part of all. You self-inserted yourself into this post because you assumed I was talking about you. But I wasn't. Because I'm not real and you're still going to die alone. Loser."