>Walking down hallway >Trixie blocks your path >"You

>>29602949
"Is your mommy too much of a jew to spare some small change?"

>>29602949
Give her 25 cents, do a 180 and keep walking down the hallway.

>>29602949
Push her away and keep walking, I'm a big guy.

>>29602949
Shove her aside and continue walking.

>>29602949

"OK, deal. So give me the peanut butter crackers and I'll give you 25 cents."

>>29602949
tell her that the only way for her to get a quarter from me is to give me a kiss on the lips, and hold hands for 10 seconds

>>29602949
"Really? A quarter?"
>"Yes, a quarter."
>You press your lips into a line, sighing a bit as you rummage around in your pocket.
"Okay, give me a- ah, here we go. Hold out your hands."
>Trixie's eyes sparkle as she sticks out her palm
"Both, please. And close your eyes."
>An irritated sigh escapes her lips, but she does as she's told
>Holding the coin between your thumb and forefinger, you stare at her for a moment before dropping into a squat
>As you flip up the front of her skirt, Trixie's eyes snap open
>"WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
"Looking for the insertion slot."
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see a flash of boot
>Today was an 'at least you left school with all your teeth' kind of day

>>29602949
>thousands of humanized artists
>you have to post TheButchX

Why humanfags have the absolute worst taste in artists?

>>29602949

> Walk over to vending machine
> slowly drop down all he change I have
> Empty the machine of PB crackers
> Open each packet.
> slowly crumble the crackers into dust over the trash can.

>Look her right in the eye and put in my last change
>down drops a packet of Cheese Ritz-bits Sammiches.

> Slowly open the packet and walk over to her. > inhale the gloriously superior to PB scent
> take a single cracker out
> Separate it like an oreo cookie licking out the cheese filling.
> Eat the crackers
> smugly eat the crackers right in front of her.
> Take out one and push it against her lips shoving it into her mouth.
> wipe my hand off on her blouse before placing another cracker into her cleavage.
>walk off eating bag of cheese Ritz-bits before adding.

"There's more waiting for you. But you'll have to earn them. You may start by denouncing the old ways of P B and praising cheese as the superior flavor."

>>29603067
Cheese tastes like shit
Cheese smells like shit
You're eating shit
You're forcing Trixie to eat shit.

>>29603082

Ur waifu a shit

>>29602949
Grab her by the head and give her the DDT

>>29603066
Why are you autistic?

>>29602949
this reminded me of a small promt

>anon has 2 quarters
"i'll buy your peanut butter crackers"
>both are happy cause crackers
>silly talk happens
"so, you have anyone to the graduation dance?"
>"no"
"want to go with me?"
>happy dance
>graduation happens
>anon goes to college
>"stop, and give me a quarter for my crackers"
"trixie?"
>"anon"
>stuff happens
>"daddy, how did you met mom?"
"you see, it all started with a quarter..."

i wonder if it was ever written

Too scary.
>Give her 25¢
>Run away and hide

>>29602966
for her?

>>29602949
I'm slav so I don't need your fucking dirty american capitalist pig money, thus, I just hit her head with a bottle of vodka

>>29602949
>rape

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>>29603544
>Not knowing Trixie is Russian too

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>>29603492
cute

>>29603571
Well that's even better, then we both hit each other on the heads with bottles of vodka

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>>29603055
No way to treat your GF

>>29602949

"No way, I'm getting some for myself. Tell you what though, we'll share *my* peanutbutter crackers and in return you'll give me a kiss afterwards. How about that?">>29602973

>>29603985

Wtf did I quote that guy...

>>29602949

Give her $5, so she can buy 20 peanut butter crackers.

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>>29603985
Kiss Trixie outside, how bout that!

>>29603914
It's fine, she's coin-operated.

>>29602949
>Trixie does this at least once a week, it's not like you mind all that much, she is a friend after all
>But you have class together in three minutes and the vending machine with the crackers she likes is on in the wrong direction.
>So, you do what comes naturally.
>"Wait, what?...What are you doing?...Put me down Anon!"
"We're going to be late, Trix."
>The girl slumps slightly, even from her position on your shoulder.
>"But crackers~"
>She'll sulk all day if you don't appease her.
I'll buy you crackers after class.
>"Promise?"
>You don't need to see her face to know she's giving you puppy dog eyes
Yes, Trix.

>>29604055

"I'm not afraid of putting on a little show. Let's."

>>29604085

Just because women have a slot and only do something for you when you give them your money doesn't mean they are coin-operated.

>>29604115
>Just because women have a slot and only do something for you when you give them your money doesn't mean they are coin-operated.
they're like slot machines, but you never hit the jackpot, no matter how much money you put in

>>29604115
Well then she should stop letting me hit the jackpot every time I pull on her arm.

>>29602949
>rape

>>29604147
>rape

>>29602949
Tell her that if she doesn't move out of the way, I'll whip out my dick and piss all over her skirt and down her boots.

>Pull out a quarter.
>Look at it and at her, who of fixated on the coin.
>Wave it to the side and her head swivels towards it.
>Curl it in your index finger and send it rolling between her legs and down the wall.
>Watch her hunched over chasing a quarter like a dog.
>Huh, blue panties today.

I want to cum inside Trixie's crackers and watch her eat them

>>29604704
I wonder if she would taste the difference

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>>29604845
It would certainly taste nuttier

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Cunt punt her so hard my toe nails stick to the roof of her mouth.

>>29604845
I want green of this

>>29605520
... Sorry...
>It tastes the way Daddy makes them.

>>29605520
Same here

"How about I buy us both one and we talk about your peanut butter obession over lunch?"

>>29603104
U dun did it now

>Dig around in pocket.
>Trixie is pleased that her demands are being met.
>Pull your hand out of your locket and look into her eyes.
>She looks at your hand and int your eyes.
>Drop 25 pennies on the ground and keep eye contact.
>For a split second those purple eyes dart to the floor and back to you.
>She looks like she is almost in tears as she starts grabbing at the pennies.
>When she gets the final one you drop something in front of her.
>package of peanut butter crackers.
>Walk away.

>>29602949
>Turn to Dash
>"Here's a nickel. Kill Trixie."

>>29602949
>Walking down the hall when her white teeth flash
>I don't have to eat hay, got fist-bumped by Dash
>Trix says she don't need much: that she just wants a snack and I
>Give her some cash.
>"It really isn't much but I'll say it's my lunch."
>"Thanks for the treat, 'non, would you care for a munch?"
>"Thanks but no thanks I can just get my own." and I
>Get my own snack.
>And I get my own snack~

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>>29603104

>>29605913
SAVAGE

I need more green of Trixie being bullied in tiny ways until she finally cracks.

>>29602949
"Peanut butter crackers? But aren't you stuffed in that?"
>"What are y-"
>Without a warning, rip her clothes wide open
"...wha? I thought you used it to pad your bra..."
>"..."
"ooooh fuck"
>"..."
"I-I'm a dead guy, ain't it?"

>>29607583
>Grab her tits
>*Crunch crunch crunch*
>Reach under her skirt
>SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM

>>29607583
>Twenty minutes later
>Principal's office
>Police is waiting outside
>"I hope you realize the accusations here are pretty serious, Anon. What the hell were you thinking?"
"I-I'M TELLING YOU DASH TOLD ME TRIXIE WAS A TRANSVESTITE!"

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>>29607583

>>29603104
Your mom

>>29602949
Classy Rape.

Is my dick a good enough substitute for peanut butter?

>>29603492

This is a poorly written prompt. The point of a prompt is to leave open a small suggestion with lots of room to grow. On top of your prompt sound cliché as fuck, it is written poorly and encompasses way too much time for anyone to be interested in writing it.

>>29606153

This picture reminds me of when the voice actor for bender and a bunch of other voice actors did a script reading of Boast Busters at a con a real long time ago. Could have even been bender doing bender voice for Trixie for all I can remember.

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>>29602949
Buy the bitch some peanut butter crackers. Just how poor are you people?

>>29609428
It's a matter of principal. If she asked nicely, I'd happily buy her peanut butter crackers.

>>29609428
This.
Also seems likely she is doing this to get your attention being Trixie and all so talk to her afterwards, you might have a good time.

>>29609463
Well, in Op's pic, she is smiling. I would say she's not being a cunt about it. Is she a passive aggressive girl?
>>29609481
She looks like she would be "fun"

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>>29602949

"Did you say peanut butter crackers? It's time to take that to another level."

I'm eating them right now,in fact. But I'd share with Trixie.

>>29609530
>Well, in Op's pic, she is smiling. I would say she's not being a cunt about it. Is she a passive aggressive girl?
You know, you're right.
I guess her direct approach would be refreshing.
I'd probably toss her 25 cents after grabbing her by the pussy until she moves out of the way.

>>29609556
MAGA!

>>29609538
Wat.

>>29602949
>rape

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>You will never sit behind Trixie in some remote area of the school, her tailbone against your crotch, her back against your chest, and the vibrations of peanutbutter crackers, clear from her mouth, traveling through her body and to your fingertips as you knead her breasts

>>29602949
>Be the next day.
>Trixie is rushing down the halls when Anon blocks her path.
>"What is the meaning of this, Trixie is going to be late for class!"
>'You shall not pass until I get a hug.'
>She scoffs and tries to sidestep you, again finding her path blocked.
>"Fine, but Trixie will not enjoy it"
>She wraps her arms around you and you grab her and spin her in a 180 making her squeak.
>'The toll has been paid!'
>A flushed Trixie grumbles and runs off to her class.

>>29605937
>"Oh sweet!" Dash says snatching the nickel. "So, you want her dead or dead on the inside?"
>Trixie's mouth goes a gasp.
"Hmm, dead on the inside. Easier to clean up."
>Trixie watches in horror as Dash walks up to her.
>Dash cracks her knuckles causing Trixie to gulp.
>"Your magic shows suck, your dress is ugly, you're too short, you don't have any tits and your ass is flat." Rainbow says with a stone face.
>"W-What! No! You are lieing! Trixie is perfect in all ways!"
>"No you're not."
>Trixie runs away crying as dash goes to the vending machine and kicks it till it drops something.

>>29609709
HNG

>>29602949
I'd go to the machine, buy some damn peanut butter crackers then smash them while thy're still in the wrapper before throwing them in the trash.

>>29610331
Fuck off cunt

>give her 30 dollars and ask "c-can you put peanut butter on my crackers t-.. too?"

>>29610331
You're edgy
>>29610362
You just ruined your chances with her. Play it a bit cooler than
>Could the pretty LAY-DY be going on the DAY-TE with the food and the kissing and the pretty LAY-DY!
>*GLAVIN*

>>29602949

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>>29602949
I'm gonna kick your ass.

>>29611664
>And from that day on, Trixie knew not to approach Hank Hill, seller of Propane and Propane Accessories.

>"Trixie demands you give her a quarter for her peanut butter crackers."
>Not wanting to deal with her smoke bomb bullshit again you pull out a quarter.
>She smiles smugly, knowing you gave into her demands.
>You walk over to one of the sets of lockers with the quarter and place it on the edge.
>And begin to press against the coin.
>Trixie stares in stunned silence as the lockers rattle and shake.
.>You stop and hand her a bent quarter.

"But you already have a quarter"
>"What are you talking about?"
>You reach behind her ear and pull out a quarter
"Voila"

>>29603067
while I agree with you in principle in pracice the cheese flavored soybean oil between crackers is not infact any kind of cheese.

>>29603055
Was gonna post this. Gg, doing god's work

>>29612489
>Trixie screams
>"WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!"
>She flails her arms as she runs down the hall
>You just wanted to show her you too were magical
>Putting the quarter back in your pocket, you get moving to class
>As you do, the PA system clicks
>"Anonymous, report to the Principal's office. Anonymous, repo-HEY!"
>"HE'S A WITCH! A WI-!"
>It clicks off and everyone looks at you.
"... for my next trick, I will make myself disappear."

>>29609952
Brilliant

>>29602949
>You got a nice powerful pussy
>50 cents

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>>29602949
"Don't make me destroy you."

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>>29612790
More?

>>29603082
>cheese x
add "american" before this and it would be true

>>29602949
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

>>29614722
I want her to pickle my nickel in her tickle.

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>>29607597
OH YEAAAAA!!! BONESAW IS REEEEEDY!!!

>>29612790
And then Anon was hanged for being a witch

>>29615525
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

>>29615566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

>>29614973
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

>>29602957
>She frowns
>"T-Trixie doesn't have a mommy"

>>29603782
The marriage rituals of your people are so majestic

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>>29617733
I came here to laugh and possibly to fap, not to feel.

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>>29617761
>"That's why I've always wanted to be a magician. So I could use magic to give myself a mommy"

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>>29617784
STOP

>>29602949
[shoot lightning bolts]
YOU MUST DIE

>You pull out a quarter and start to hand it to Trixie.
>Her eyes light up as she reaches for it, only to grab air as you pull your hand away.
>"What is the meaning of this? Trixie demands her quarter!"
>Looking at her pout you smirk a little.
>'But you forgot the magic word.'
>"D-don't make Trixie say that here." She says as she shuffles her feet.
>She watches you start to place the coin back in your pocket and her eyes widen.
>"Please?"
>'Hmm?'
>"M-may Trixie please have the quarter for her peanut butter crackers?"
>The flushed look on her face shows how uncomfortable she is having to degrade herself like this.
>Handing her the quarter she grabs it and runs away.

>>29602949
Findom is my fetish so I pretend to be upset and give her the money because nobody must ever find out about the massive boner I would have popped in that situation.

>>29617853
>Findom
But Trixie isn't from Finland.

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>>29617844
Misogyny!!!

>>29617925
Misogyny is pretty hot

>>29617925
>Assuming my gender.

>>29617925
Isn't Sailor Moon supposed to be 13 or something Japanese like that?

>>29617925
Next, I'm going to hold the door for you and insist you take my umbrella.

>>29618383
You sick fuck.

>>29618239
Yeah, being 13 is an exclusively Japanese thing.

>>29618408
>It was my pleasure.

>>29618689
>M'lady

>>29618689
privilege*

>>29617892
Hahaha, so original

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>>29618689

>Holding out the coin Trixie grabs it and tugs, your grip firm on the object.
>"You can have it, under one condition."
>'The only condition is Trixie having this quarter for her crackers.'
>"And you will have the quarter if tomorrow you have a shake with me at Sugarcube Corner."
>The yanking on the coin stops, but her hand still gripped on it.
>'Are you propositioning a date with Trixie over a simple quarter?!'
>"Well, I would have done it any other time but the opportunity kind of blocked my path demanding a quarter."
>"I figured this was better then the whole playing guitar and singing in class to you."
>The quarter is yanked out of your hand and she begins to walk down the hall.
>'Trixie prefers strawberry shakes...'

>>29619423
Sweet moves, anon.

The formatting could be better, tho.
"Anon voice"
>"Other characters voices"

>>29619447
Going from green to black text always feels odd to me.

>>29619451
I understand, but the point is the jump between green and black makes easier to picture the exchange, since it's basically like having text baloons.

Muh dream would be a way to have multiple colors (i.e. > = green, # = red, ! = blue, etc...), but it would need a script, I'm afraid.

>>29619464
I will keep it it in mind, but teaching an old feelsmith new tricks may take a while.

>>29609538
can you fucking not

>>29602949
I give her a quarter, plenty of people asked me for loose change back in high school.Often times i'd get rewarded with pizza in the cafeteria when they had money.
I wonder what would Trixie reward Anon with if he gave her that quarter?

>>29619607
>"Anon, rejoyce! The GRRRRRRRRREAT and Powerful Trixie wants to show you gratitude for lending her a quarter in a moment of dire need!
"Aw, it's ok, there's no need fo-"
>"NONSENSE! Trixie might be harsh sometimes, but knows when to praise her subjects!"
"Heh, ok th- wait, what? Subject?"
>"BEHOLD, TRIXIE'S GIFT!"
"..."
>"I see you're speechless! Don't worry, it's not a deal for Trixie"
"...this is a tampon"
>"A USED tampon"
"Why are you giving me your used tampons?"
>"Hohohohohohoho! Don't be silly! It's not mine!"
"..."
>"I forced Snips to stick a tampon in his butt"
"EEEEEEEEEEEW!"

>Give Trixie a quarter, watch her smile at you smugly and scamper off to the snack machine.
>Decide to go visit the principal about the situation.
>The next day Trixie unlocks her locker to find a wrapped box, a bow holding a quarter under it.
>She looks at the box confused, nobody should know her combination
>She unwraps it, finding a package of peanut butter crackers.
>She chuckles a little at the silly gift, trying not to think at how Anon pulled it off.
>All over quarter, and some crackers.

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>>29602949
>Give her one of those quarters that always get rejected on the machine and watch her spend the whole day trying to get it accepted into the machine until after 9.00pm she gives up hugging the machine and weeping like a mess.

>>29603571
Oh shit! I remember Russian Trixie

>>29619785
Hard to forget shitty greentexts.

>>29619789
Look everyone, is fat American pig with taste of reading as shit as taste of commander in chiefs

>>29619824
keeping the fuck shut up commie.

>>29619824
No expected Trump to be that crazy alright? But who did we have to work with? A potential war criminal and a (at the time) slightly crazy business man. See as we had Regan (who was once an actor mind you) as president, we said he would be the next Regan. Now? Some of us are saying he's the next Gahdafi....

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>>29619837
You fool. Trixie must break you

>>29619857
those shoulders look weird to me.

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>>29619857
Come you >no hooves bitch fuck we fight like bear.

>>29602949
>Next course of action?
the tip of my foot in her vagina

>>29619971
Hey, mother bitch. Shut the hell your mouth.

>>29617853
>For two weeks she pulled this gag.
>Standing in the hall, blocking your path, and demanding money to use in the new vending machine.
>You obviously have in every time. It was what you always wanted.
>She could never know that though. That's why you always made a big fuss about it when it happened in some attempt to look dissatisfied.
>One day, she had something else to say to you.
>"Trixie no longer enjoys our meetings. You make too big of a scene."
"Wait, n-no, I-"
>"So instead, Trixie will demand your credit card. That way she can get crackers whenever she wants without having to even see you."
>Oh fuck.
>That card didn't come out of your wallet fast enough.
>She snatches it from you and skips over to the vending machine.
>After swiping your card and punching in the item number, her crackers rolled out and fell into the snack bay.
>"What's the limit on this?"
"I--"
>"Nevermind. Trixie shall see it for herself later."
>With snacks in hand, she left you.
>You didn't see her in the hall again, but you did see many transactions in many vending machines popping up in your account.
>Little stuff.
>But then after another week, there was a much larger transaction for a new magician set.
>The next day, a wand.
>More crackers too, but she really started to enjoy using your card it looked like.
>She can never know you jerk yourself off to that every night. Nobody can.

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>>29619971
>Miss me?

>PTSD Payday 2 flashbacks

>>29602949
I only have dollar bills.

>>29602949
You want peanut butter crackers? Ok, I'll make you a deal. I'll buy you some crackers, but I get half of them. Because it was your idea, you get the peanut butter sides, and I get the plain sides. Deal? Ok, walk with me to the vending machines, then we can split them up and eat them.

And that's how our relationship began.

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>>29619857
At least use the cleaned up version.

>>29602949

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>>29602949

WATASHI WA SHINEN

SHINENZO

>>29621085
gesundheit

>>29621085
M-MASAKA
HE'S FAST

>>29619851
yeah thank god we got saved from that private email server

>>29621085
KAMEHAMEHA

>>29602949
"My money is in my locker, which is behind you"
>pass her and go to locker
>take out quarter
>don't give it to her

>>29602949
Impress her by pulling a quarter from behind her ear.

>>29621923
She'll burn you for witchcraft
>>29612489
>>29612790

>>29609556
>a small loan of 25 cents

>>29622001
>Trixie will build a wall around the school to keep out Crystal Academy when she is elected to Student President!

"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me"

>>29622001
Small m8 thats twenty five pennies are you crazy!

>>29602949

>>29602949

>>29623203
That's nothing, I can clear that inna day! Probly.

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>>29621085
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

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>>29620351
Come at me bitch fuck! You probably not drink potatoe! You try and cry like girl! You stay there while prime griffon for killing.

>>29602949
How About you become my girlfriend and I will feed you peanut butter crackers each time you have sex with me?

>>29602949

"I unclog my nose at you, and call up your mother and request silly things!"
>Blow my nose in her face.
>Continue on my merry way.

>>29624463
>>29623932
>80 posters
not even close

>>29626433
Das cute mang

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>>29617925
Miss-hog-o-knee?

>>29628176
she's talking about Her soggy knee

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>>29627413
Is no cute. Is prime killing machine. Look as comrade Anon is attacked. Truly is horrific yes.

>>29624746
WOP IT OUT

>>29617843
Go back home, your cakes are burning.

>>29602949