>Walk into your room >See a smug Trixie lying on your

>>29597679
Turn around.

>>29597679
shitposting faggot

>>29597679
>throw her off
If I find cracker crumbs in my bed she's getting the belt.

>>29597679
>dick frees itself from the pants
>it knows what to do

>>29597679
>no hooves

Vomit

>>29597679
Ask her if she's seen Sunset.
We're supposed to go to Disneyland today.

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>No hooves
Kill it with fire

>trixie
>bed
you make this too easy, seth

>>29597703
Cum on her armpits

>>29597679
>rape

>>29597853
You wouldn't rape a Trixie

>>29598210
Oh yes I damn well would.

>>29597679
Punch her in the face for being anthro. Freaking EQG fags.

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>>29597679
Peel them socks off her sexy dainty feet slowly and EAT THEM

>>29597679

Offer her a Pop Tart.

Kick the bitch outta my house.

>>29597679
>You stare at the mass of condescension on your bed, it's purple orbs of arrogance gazing directly into your soul...
"There are only three reasons I can think of for why you're on my bed."
"You want to blackmail me."
"You want to gloat about yourself."
"You want something from me."
>She fixes you with a grin that could be considered a monument to the sin of pride.
>"I'm pregnant."
"...so all three, fuck."
>"That's how we got in this situation, remember? Trixie is insulted if you forgot."
"And I'm insulted I'm probably going to have to give you my grandmothers engagement ring and present you with my grandfathers crib."
>"Trixie knows."
"Yes, your best attempt at the Cheshire cat gave it away."
>"Well I figured if so much will be heading Trixie's way she would be rude to not return the favor."
"...If this is going to be an introduction to our years to come...move over I need to sit down."
>"While you're there could you rub Trixie's feet?"
"...Sure, what do you think of 'Lilith'?"

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>>29597679
cum on her feet

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>>29598659

>>29598228
But she's a virgin

>>29597679
show her some of the sick shit I look at on the internet, if she likes it she's a keeper

>>29598659
MOAR

>>29599430
Maybe.

>>29598474
>not peanut butter crackers

>>29597679
Start crying tears of joy and thank god for listening to my prayers

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>>29599058
>He thinks she's pure

>>29600535
You think that's beer you're drinking?

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>>29599354
Like this?