Marry your waifu! I'm an ordained minister in the Universal

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Me first!

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>>29593264
That is a sunset coated emerald eyed goddess good choice

How do you want to do this? Some chat? skype? etc?

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>>29593220
Me second.

>>29593271
Sure thing. Where do you want to get married?

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Me three!!

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Me fore!!

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Please wed us.

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Claiming her. I guess I'm OK with getting married sixth.

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>>29593220
nothing would make me happier than to marry my waifu!

>>29595650
How old is Sunset? Is it your headcanon that she's an adult in a teenage body who attends high school for some reason? Or is she age 16/17? Either way, that's creepy and immature, and you probably can't legally marry her.

>>29595669
she's one of those women who looks young, but is an adult
she's at least 18, but she's around 25-30 based on her maturity

>>29595779
Why is she still attending high school if she's 25-30?

>>29595783
just like any high school movie, the actors are always in their 20's
she's a mature woman
there's no way that a girl in her teens can sing like her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUzaK96ULqw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O9hkDnxfyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqnbYUG6Bn8
she has that deep, smoking, sultry voice no "girl" can compete with
even when Rebecca sings normally, you can clearly hear Sunset in it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHRNlznjvdw

>>29595865
So you aren't waifuing Sunset, but the actor who plays her. Who is this actor and what is her personality? Or is your waifu her voice actor, Rebecca?

You can't change the fact that Sunset is a high school student.

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>>29595669
>Marrying a 17 year old girl is not okay
>Marrying a pony is okay
I love you dumb faggots.

>>29595669
>>29595783
>>29595928
>implying that's a problem

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>>29595955
Adult ponies are adults. There is nothing wrong with wanting to marry an adult.

>>29595996
and Sunset is an ADULT pony
when adult ponies go through the mirror, their bodies become those of young, voluptuous females, prime for breeding
not to mention that horses and ponies do MATURE faster than humans, they can start breeding as young as 2 years old, sometimes sooner

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>>29593220
Add me to the queue!

>>29593220
Needlechan, is it possible to organise a date? I have had an unofficial marriage with Pinkie Pie for the last 3 years, and I don't want to change our anniversary. I love you <3

>>29595928
I certainly love Sunset's voice, but it's not the only thing about her I love
I'm saying that Sunset is a mature woman
if the opportunity were to arise where I would be able to fuck Rebecca, I certainly wouldn't turn it down, she IS hot

>>29596170
What kind of adult attends high school?

The first Equestria Girls can justify it since she was trying to get the crown, but why would a 25-year-old continue to attend high school and socialize with adolescents while pretending to be one?

There is something very wrong with her if she's an adult.

>>29596482
There's something very wrong with every adult browsing this board then, too

Fuck off now, thanks

>>29596482
Shimmer is older than Twilight by quite a few years. We know this because she was Celestia's protige before Twilight and that she was at least in her late teens when she betrayed her and was banished. In EQG, the creatures sent through the portal do not age. Citiation? See the sirens.

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Hook me up senpai.

>>29596513
And that means there is something very wrong with her.

>>29596497
Only the adults who want to have their adult minds placed in a teenage body and attend high school indefinitely.

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pls.

W O R S H I P

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>>29593220

Oh shit, now I'm an ordained minister too! Everyone, click this link to become ordained ministers!

http://www.ulc.org/become-a-minister/

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>>29596613
Paint.net is more fun though.

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>>29596551
You know what, fuck that. I'll take this horse, and piss off every lunafag on this board.

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>>29593220
Please Mr. Priest official sir, I want to make it official between me and her.

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>>29596719
>anthro-shoulder abomination-anatomy glim
You can have her. I'll take Glimmer.

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>>29596710
My pic of her is better, I should be her husbando!

>>29596710
Actually, fuck this too, I got my 'certificate' >>29596685, and I'll marry her myself.

>>29596719
Bippity boppity boo. Now you're married. You may now pork your non-existent horse wife

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>>29596741
How cute. Let me show you mine.

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>>29596728
The digits shall decide, anon.

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>>29596755
Well fuck my wife, and call me Anthony Burch. Guess you were meant to have her after all.

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>>29596753
Let's fukken go m8

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>>29596768
Moron.

>>29596755
>white background jpg of vector
I am not surprised.

Don't save pngs to your phone.

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>>29593220
Equestria itself is my waifu.

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>>29596796
Dubs don't lie faggot accept it.

>>29596771
Do you have any idea how fucked you are? I can easily nuke your ass from orbit, with my lunaposting! prepare thine anal cavity thou bundle of sticks!

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>>29596771
>>29596825
Here. Have a Lunanuke

>>29597024
Thats a big lunanuke

>>29596796
Yes yes, ignore my dubs and post "muh superior pics"

hitched bump

>>29596719
He's not a priest, he filled out a form and got a certificate from an online "church".

http://www.ulc.org/become-a-minister/

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>>29593220
i love her

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Nothing would make me happier

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>>29593220
I'm going to marry a filly!

>>29600124
DELET THIS FUCKING PERVERT!!!