You're in the club and this bitch gives you this look.

Get the fuck away from there because she's not a horse

>>29583112
Stand still as stone.

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>>29583112
Tell her she's making me rock hard.

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>>29583112
Buy her a Scotch on the rocks

>>29583112
"I am not just some stone to be gawked at lovergirl"

>>29583112
>This is like the tenth time this night you've caught this fucking weird goth chick staring at you from across the dance floor
>Never should have let Flash convince you to come to this stupid nightclub
>You don't even like dancing
>And now some Vampire: the Masquerade LARPer is just stalking you
>(Okay maybe that's a little over the top, she's just got this dark muted thing going on but she sticks out like a sore thumb, and that fucking stare!)
>You pull yourself out to the edges of the club and lean against a wall
>The heavy bass of the shitty EDM and dubstep thrums in your chest, vibrating through you
>Can even feel it in the walls
>So fucking loud you can't hear it though
>Probably gonna get some hearing damage after this
>Maybe just check your phone and look inconspicuous until Flash gets tired of trying and failing to get laid...
>[Rainbow: "Bro could you pick me up some pads while you're out"]
["I'm not your fucking boyfriend get them yourself"]
>[Rainbow: "DUDE you owe me after that sick head I gave you; I'm almost out and cramp week is going HARD man"]
>God fucking damn it you hate that stupid dumbass
>Sucks dick like a champ but still, damn is she one annoying bitch
>"Why do you keep staring at me."
"GAH!"
>You jump out of your skin, fumbling your phone and nearly dropping it to the floor
>You turn and see that fucking stoic goth girl again
>Jesus, she basically put her mouth in your fucking ear canal
"Staring at YOU?! You're staring at me!"
>"What, I can't hear you. Please speak up."
"What?!"
>"The music in this establishment is very loud. I can't hear you, and you can't hear me."
"WHAT?! Bitch I can't hear you!"

>>29583112
Walk over to her and genuflect, as a male should to a female.

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>>29583194

>>29583112
I'll rock her world.

>>29583194
Pls continue

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>>29583194
>>29583555

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Literally raping me with her eyes. One would have to be mad to take on such a sexual tyrannosaurus, but I'd be willing to try.

>>29583965
>that pic
damn she's hot

>>29583965
>>29583112
>>29583161
fucking UNF

>>29583112
I'm in a club right now, where the fuck is she?

>>29584415
Try the ladies' restroom.

>>29584435
I was escorted out. Of the club. In a new one. Where is she?

>>29584435
Breaking News: Florida Man arrested for kicking down the door of women's restroom; threatened patrons with a tampon while angrily demanding to see his wife horse.

"I didn't realize people with such shit taste could exist in this day and age. Limestone is best Pie." -eyewitness who wished to remain Anonymous

>>29584473
That would be so funny if that actually happen right at this moment.

>>29583112
>rape

>>29583112
stare at her awkwardly and hope she can't see me over on the doorman's stool

>>29583194
more

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>I've found you Anon, you need to take responsibility for what you've done. We need a plan.

>>29585516
>implying I wouldn't be thrilled to be the father of Maud's child.

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>>29583112

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>>29583112
Ey bby you want sum fuk?

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>>29584473
I live in florida, I own pony clothing. I could make this happen.

>>29583112
Take her drifting while I blast eurobeat

>>29584390
It's odd how a lot of fan material portrays Maud as speaking in technical terms. In the show, her speech is fairly casual unless she's talking about rocks.

>>29583112
Give her the same cold glare she's giving me, point at her then at me, with my right hand I make a circle with my index finger and my thumb, and then cock my left hand like pistol having the index finger and middle finger out to finger bang my right hand until she gives me a proper reaction.

>>29583194
if this thread is still around tomorrow night I'll probably continue it since it seems like some people want more

Bump for more please, I haven't read anything interesting in a long time

this thread would've died with less than 4 replies if it was about pony maud. what a sad state of affairs /mlp/ is currently in

>>29583112

>Gesture her over to me
>Rape

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>>29587454

p10 bump

>>29585516
Bitch, who's this "we" shit?

I specifically remember asking you if you were ready to be a single mother when I nutted in you and you said yes.

Provoke her and wait for her to either rape me into a pile of mush or tear me apart with her damn near demonic strength

>>29583112
touch my peenus weenus of course :D

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>>29583112

>>29583555
Is SexuaLobster becoming mainstream or is it just a couple anons sharing these? I've seen quite a few images from his work recently.
Nice digits.

>>29586956
Where you at faggot?

>>29583112
Rape.

>>29588415
That's some next level niggerty there, my lad.

>>29583194
More

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>>29583194

>>29583112
Maud a cute