How many anons are actually on this board right now? I want to

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>>29582463
One! A-a-a! One faggot!

>>29582463
I am here. There's probably a couple hundred others if I had to guess.

>>29582463
Reporting in. Anons tally +1

>>29582463
The board is dying

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>>29582463
Joey reporting in

>>29582463
>implying everyone on this board will reply to this thread
>implying everyone who visits this board actually post at all

Here

>>29582463
The whole fandom's been in decline for years now. Just accept it and move on, OP. Enjoy it while it lasts.

>>29582545
>>implying everyone on this board will reply to this thread
I was about to close this thread before seeing your reply. Now I'm going to post here only to second you.

>>29582545
>>29582572
>implying there aren't only 37 people on this entire site

>>29582783
>implying it's not just me, you, and that other guy who posts a lot

If you're reading this now and you actively lurk/post on /mlp/, do this strawpoll. The answer you choose doesn't matter, only the general statistics. http://www.strawpoll.me/12438014

>>29582814
>First person to vote
Hell yeah

>>29582463
Count me in.

>>29582463
At least 2
also, (You)

>>29582463
Probably around 600-800 lurking at any one moment.

I wonder if somebody can pose as an advertiser and email the ads division to find out how many unique impressions per month or week each board gets.

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>>29582463
Don't forget the 90-10 rule, Anon. 90% of the people who use a site are lurkers, while 10% actually comment/post.

>>29583092
As a previous lurker for 2 years, I can vouch for this

>>29582463
I remember reading somewhere that /mlp/ gets around 6,000-7,000 different ip's each week.
>inb4 citation needed
I think you can check desuarchive and it'll tell you. But I'm not 100% certain.

Hasn't it already been proven that there are exactly 2 anons (you and me)

>>29582463
anon

>>29583229
Probably 85% of those IP's are from normies coming by to scoff at our degeneracy in between faps to their own degeneracy.

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>>29582463
Mobilefag here

>>29582463
Does it matter? /qst/ has like 15 people tops active at any time.

Wisconsinfag reporting in.

Professional horsefucker here

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West Coastfag here

>>29583511
>Wisconsin
go neck yourself

Minnesotan reporting in

>>29582463
Why do you care?

Kansasfag here

I am here
Gas the Glimmerfags

mobilefag shitposting from the office

Reporting

By the way, does my tulpa count as a second Anon?

>>29583838
Only if your tulpa is of anon in which case I think there are other questions you should be asking.

>>29583877
What if my brain demon can take any form?
What if my plastic container posts here about as much as I do?
What if my self-induced schizophrenia allows me to be a real human bean for short bursts of time?

Ain't that enough?
Will this require another colonoscopy?

>>29582489
You fucking wish.

Christmas anon here.

>>29582463
Everyone get in here!

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>>29582463

reporting in

+1

I hope you have a good night, /mlp/, or whatever time it is where you are.

So we only have like 40 members tops, and that's if people in this thread HAVEN'T been samefagging.

Lurker

>>29584059
You'd think 40 people would mean all the faggots are gone and the cream of the crop is all that's left, but how do you explain all the shitty threads in that case?

>>29582463
Sinking? It's long since submerged, sweetcheeks. We're watching the deck lights blink out one at a time, surrounded by the darkness of the trench that is an autistic fanbase too long in the tooth to sustain itself the same way it used to.

As long as we remain so autistic that we can't be let out we will persevere.

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>>29582463
No no no
You have to post a hoof pressing a intercom signaling all of us to get in here. Then you can gauge how many anons are on shitposting at any hour.

reporting

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Britbongs represent

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Reporting in

>>29584075
People trying to trigger your ass and get (You)'s.

>>29584583
Creating a shitty bait thread gets (OP)'s, not (You)'s. The latter is much more valuable.

>>29582814
I won't do it because fuck you, but the current total adds up to 23, so add my +1 to the count.

>>29582463
Reporting in. Waiting for new comic later tonight.

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>>29582463
Reporting in.

I come here every single day. This and /tg/ have been the only places I go as of late

>>29582814
an amazing 26 people, what was I expecting

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pink pone standing by

>>29585023
Well, what were you expecting?

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>>29582463
I'm lurking pretty regularly, but I'll reply and get counted just for (you)

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>>29582463
Reporting in

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>>29582463
Hippie-lover standing by

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Well, against my better judgement, I'm still here

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Here!

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There's more than that here. I've seen the map.

Speaking of, where is it? I have no link.

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Michiganfag ready for duty

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>>29582463
Tbh I don't post much except in the general I started writing for last year, and that's the first time I've been actively posting besides the occasional "ZOOMED WORDS"

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yo

>>29585034
about half of the poeple in the thread to post, so I was right

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>>29582792
>implying i'm not every other anon on this board
>implying i'm not all the shitposters
>implying i'm not all the write/drawfags
>implying i'm not the hive mind

>>29582814
>pic related
oh fug, what do

>>29586614
TIME FOR ANOTHER MAP THREAD

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>>29582463
>Implying that actual people come here
>Implying that it isn't OP and a highly elaborate system of computers that make up what he understands to be a Laotian rice sharing forum.
None of this is real, pal.

>>29582463
Lurk mode deactivated.

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Reporting in.

Although i only hang out near Flutterrape and Anonfilly threads

I hate all of you faggots.

>>29582463
>implying the whole board isn't just you, me, and the guy who posts nyx

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Niggers

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Present

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>>29582463
Your local Glimmerfag is present.

>>29587979
I love you guys.

>>29588136
I love you too <3

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/k/ommando crossboarder here. I saw the fucking top notch bantz and memes years (YEARS) ago and decided to give the show a watch if only for shits and giggles. That was a grave fucking mistake. I was on the ride for a few years and have just recently gotten back on after a two year hiatus.

I thought I was fucking done with this place, but one day some vile fucking spirit possessed me to open this board along with /k/, and now I'm here, all caught up with season six and all the EG movies (Those I did not like though, except maybe the everfree bullshit) and ready for fucking more.

This place fucking sucks. It reminds me a lot of /k/, and maybe this website as a whole. The sense of community is gone, you can tell that there's oldfags around, but we're all too busy being angry and bitter with the lack of content creators and the newfags demanding more "OMG LOLOL GOLD BRO LEMME SCREENCAP THIS FOR IFUNNY" shit.

I love you guys though, I have a laminated picture of ponka that I keep in the map pouch on the inner side of my SADF rig.

birch miralago

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>>29588249

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>>29588263
Good vibes, brother.

[Iwillneverspoilerapost,/k/doesn'tevenhavespoilers] /) [also i don't know how]

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oi oi

>>29582463
Skinny Malone reporting in

>>29582463
I dont count

>>29585773
this guy gets it

Hi

sup niggers

>>29583558
Wisconsin > Minnesota
Both > Virginia though (I would know, live in it)

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>>29582463
Cocofag Reporting!

>>29582463
Red Five standing by.

Present.

IP number take my power

>>29582814
>no niggerniggerniggerniggernigger option
I miss old 4chan.

a wild retard appeared and shitposted on /mlp/ after three weeks of lurking

the retard ran away and went back to lurk behind his mobile

by the way.....

NOVO IS HOT,HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DOESNT SHE HAVE MORE ART? TOP TIER WAIFU

and now,I can rest for a while

>>29583131
Seconded, been here 5 years and posted a handful of times, most in the past year

Posting

Stuck here with no way out