>"Up next on equestria girls! Starlight glimmer comes to canterlot high full of motivation to finish her Education, with aspirations of being an art major! However, sunset and her friends she has a major friendship problem!"
>"not only is she lacking in empathy, she's lost all hope! When starlight invites them over for a slumber party, the gang find she is too content where she's at! Not only that, but her parents have lost all hope with her too, acknowledging that that their daughter died long ago!"
>"sunset knows a friendship problem when she sees it, but what can her and the gang do if glimmy doesn't even want their help?"
>"will sunset and friends be able to help glom my get the willpower she needs? Will rainbow dash finally clean her crusty cunt? Will glimmy eat her chicken tendies whilst taking consentual beatings? Find out next time on Equestria Girls!"
I like human Glimmer's vest.
>>29581372
Up next, another shitposting kid makes another glimmer thread
Who fucking knew
Human Glimmer has been providing the first solid point of engagement I've had with /mlp/ in a good few months.
>>29581372
She'll make EQG tolerable
>>29581924
I find that extremely unlikely.
The only good EQG is discontinued EQG.
>>29581924
>>29581939
It's been good since the second movie, lads
You can't keep memeing forever
>>29581945
Most people say that's the only good one.
>>29581372
>Glimmy will exist in a state of both canon and non-canon
Ia! Ia! Glimmy fthagn!
>>29581372
Hello darkness, my old compadre...
Daring Do looks disgusting.
>>29581945
Equestria Girls: basically terrible, only saving grace being that Magical Mystery Cure was even worse
Rainbow Rocks: an improvement but not that memorable, ultimately
Friendship Games: alright, you got me
Legend of Everfree: slightly worse
>>29581945
The only good one so far is Rainbow Rocks. The rest are mediocre to terrible.
>>29581981
this, she looks like a slut
>>29581981
its the damn nose man
>>29581372
eqg glimmer looks actually really cute
Ace where are you?
You're needed
>>29583739
yes
>>29581372
Can't decide to read this in the Dragon Ball Z announcer's voice or the MLP announcer's voice.
>>29584191
>MLP announcer
fuck this shit man i cant take hasjew anymore im gonna go watch ace venture fucking ponies man
>>29581981
They are filming a porn parody?
I'm enjoying this.
I like the speculation about the sort of personality she'll have. Her outfit is nice too.
>>29582822
The nose knows
>>29584191
>"HEY GUYS, ITS ME, GLIMMER!!!"
>>29585641
oh shit my herz
>>29581372
put some glasses on her and she'll be a hipster.
Whats with this CGI equestria girls stuff on hasbros youtube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3olGYAC1oZE
>>29587559
toys promotion
>>29587562
Oh good i was worried they were making a crappy cgi eqg series
Glim has the best eqg design
>>29584327
The jungle of terror?
>>29584208
The overly cheery woman from the commercials.