Why does Spike think this is what he's going to be when

>>29578644
>literally barney after visiting /fit/ and /r9k/

>>29578787
great now (((He))) will appear in this thread

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>>29578644
Because, like the Spikefags that enjoy self-inserting themselves through him, he's retarded.

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>>29578787
fpbp

>>29578644
Spike is a Chad in the making; however he's down to Earth and a generally nice person so he'll use his powers for good.

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>>29578644
He wants to look like a hero instead of a monster.

>>29578802
Sounds like you're upset he's just so awesome.

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>>29578816
Unless twilight knows a "Pony to dragon" spell for rarity, that relationship is never going to work.

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>>29578900
>Rarity

>>29578644
He wasn't imagining himself grown up; he was imagining himself buff.

>>29578644
He wants to be a heroic knight who goes on adventures. That's just what he imagines he'll look like in that role.

>>29579348
>Dragon wants to be a Knight
Traitor!

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>>29578644
He's imagining himself as the great heroic knight that saves the damsel in distress.

It's basically just a daydream/look into his imagination more than what he thinks he'll look like when he grows up.

>>29579361

lol typical warden spamming that overhead

I came here to fuck bites and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

DUKE NUKEM PRESENTS

>>29579361
unf, wonder if /aco/ has any dragoness threads

>>29578644
The real question here is
Why does spike think a humanoid body is what mares want?

>>29578644
>posting anthro
Enjoy your ban!

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I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

>>29582146
Wrong.