Zebra Thread continued from >>29486154 Talk about all

>>29570185
this is awesome
great job dude

>>29570185
Rhozebrians when?

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It's like smol horse but with stripes. I love those things.

It's coming

>>29571123
Have you ever written a lewd Zecora green?

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>>29570250
>cripple pone
Poor little sweetheart...

>jetpack lizard
Wat.

>>29571895
the amazing jetpack lizard
he can do the most incredible things

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>>29570185
>zeeb thread
Well alrighty then.

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>>29571123
Good.

>>29572096
the jetpack lizard
he can teleport to different realities
he can travel through time
he can have sex with zebras from the mlp zebra land
the amazing jetpack lizard

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W-we're gonna make it, r-right guys?

>>29573731
New Zulu Kingdom soon, sister

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Post striped horses in need of a good boop

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>>29573748
*Invents maxim gun*

>>29574483
Fit zeeb is cute zeeb

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>>29574256
>maxim
>post gettling
>implying

>>29574886
I thought I would get a bite from /k/.

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So... I know I owe you guys more rhozebra... but I REALLY like that /fit/zeeb I amde up yesterday so... aaanyone want more of her?

WIP

>>29575398
>she-zeeb
>that lewd pose
>the most rubbable striped tummy
Do you even need to ask?

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>>29575398
Yes. Especially after the recent /fit/ victory.

>>29575530

SOCKS

>>29575398
Yes, yes I do.

>>29575398
That's great but we need some short-shorts eventually.
Go /fit/.

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WE

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>>29576291
WUZ

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>>29576411
PRINCESSES

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Okapi in mlp when? (I know they aren't actually zebras)

>>29577575
When we get our Zebrica episode.
>never

>>29577757
>Zebrica
sounds gay

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>>29578314
No you.

>>29577757
>>29578314
>>29578965
Only a reference to TLK, and we are good to go

>>29577757
All those rhyming lines in such an episode would probably provoke a writer's strike among the show staff.

>>29579749

I still think thats just zecora beeing a Weirdo

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>>29580443
Not according to the Journal of the Two Sisters.

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>>29580504
The next page for further supporting evidence.

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>page 9

there are ongoing greens? I could start writing if my bad english doesn't bother you too much

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>>29581543
Hah! You seen some of the writefags in this place? Please write...

>>29581543
Please do

>>29581597
>>29581779
I once tried to make zecora rime in every sentence but since english isn't my first language it was too hard. so I'm not going to make zebras rime
any suggestion?

>>29581845

Well, I would always like some Zebralands stuff, not just Zebra in Equestria

>>29581845
Are you one of those guys who can just write whatever people want him to? I was never one of those guys. Always had to be hit by something that really inspired me.

I dunno. You could always do the whole 'zebra in a Equestria thing. That always has potential for good comedic fun an interesting situations. And cuck memes, I guess...

Do Heart of Darkness poneprison style. The ponies set out to civilize the zebra tribes of deepest darkest Africa but end up going native and cuddling multiple zebras at a time in the streets, using mean words, and forcing the natives to go to bed without dessert.

>>29582065
I did some green based on a given "theme"
2 about yandere ponies (actually, one pony and one dragon) and one about 'ndrangeta so I went with those
I do like this "exporting diarchy" thing but I need some time to figure out how long would be and what will happen in the story

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waiting for an adventure green

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>>29582447
Soon, hopefully.

rip

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Getting low on zebras here.

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>>29584627
Emergency Zeb coming through.

>>29570839
s-source?

>>29585899
Fine... only because you got those dubs, though.

https://derpibooru.org/1250802

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>>29585951
Just from seeing her dock, I knew it was gonna be an anatomically correct image. UNF. Thanks mang.

>>29571123
I just read your stuff in the last thread.
>It's been 2 days since your last post.
You're killing me.

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>>29571123
Got a boner and almost started jerkin' it to the Rarity segment.
>mfw I knew this about zebras
>tfw my fag mouth doesn't have easy access to a zebra or this oc

http://pastebin.com/AvdfM2bF Paste for those who haven't read it yet/those who want to save it/writefag when they decide to make their own bin

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>>29586509
I'd the little zebra tho

>>29586686
I totally would Ezekiel too. Kinda sucks that it's hard to mix sexual contact with a bro. Though it could just be me, and the fact that I'm not attracted to any of my friends.
And I'd totally try as hard as I could to swallow his massive loads. Would also likely eat out his ponut too

>>29586509
That's hilarious.
Poor Ezekiel, or is he lucky?

Writefag hit the nail in the head on how primary ethnicities can sperg around minorities.

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>>29582123
ok, I'm going to write a small outline for the green about "exporting diarchy and civilisation among zebras"
stay tuned

>>29587710
Bueno.

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>muh zebra

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Zeb magic, yes or no?

>>29589408

im more for shamanism

>>29589423
So natural/elemental?

>>29589445

yup. Alchemy works too. Yknow, the stuff Zecora does in the show

>>29588150
d'awww

NO!

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How can you say you love zebras if you can't even keep them off of page 10?

>>29590846
They need green to stay alive and our supply is noticeably low.

I can't believe Earnyourstripes is fucking dead

>>29591835
He's coming back r-right?

>>29594134
Like a Zebra father coming back from the cigarette shop.

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I think this zebra is dead, fellas.

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>>29594957

cool story /pol/

>>29580504
DEEPEST LORE

>>29570185
Should I make a zebra oc?
It might take a while because I'm autistically slow with drawing and character writing.

>>29595709

Yes, you should. Im always for more zeeb

>>29595729
Aight, letsdothis

>>29595735

ZEEEBRAAAA JJJJJENKEM

>>29595709
Will it be black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

>>29595942
That's stupid! Mulp zebras are more of a grey anyway.

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>>29589408
>>29589423
>>29589445
>>29589550
in my headcanon (which I used on my ponyfinder campain) zebras magic work like the anime mushishi
the world is imbued with spirits: sea, soil, rocks, wind
and only shaman zebras are able to see, use and understand
sometimes this spirits are indiscernible from the environment around you
sometimes they can change the fundamental laws of the universe
it's pretty versatile and it's not too far from the animism religion of the few african tribal tribes

WARNING: bad english and poor capitalization, english isn't my first language and life is too short to use the shift button

>be anon, the only human in equestria and probably in the world
>or so you have been told, ponies doesn't know much about the world outside their borders
>the first months were pretty chaotic, you almost started a war between ponies and minotaurs
>but with a little help of the princesses and their friends you manage to fit in nicely
>you're currently nodding and pretending to listen to lyra taking
>it's almost 3 pm... you want a krapfen
>oh, she's looking at you, say something
"you're right, and you deserve a reward!"
>you give her 5 bits
"take a pastry or something, you earned this"
>"thank you anon, it's been such a stressful day but I know I can always count on you. see you soon at bonbon's birthday"
"what bir- yeah, yeah sure"
>lyra gives you a tiny hug and leave, heading toward bonbon's shop
>cool, free sweets
>you also resume your stroll in the park and let your mind drifts in the upcoming tasks of your job
>mediator, in particular the yaks are coming into ponyville and pinkie and princess twilight asked if you could help with them
>pinkie was not too much happy about it, you wonder why
>as you sit on a bench, purple sparks appear next to you and a tired looking tiny princess looks around
"hi twilight"
>"hi anonymous. your assistance is required at the friendship castle as soon as you can"
"you don't need to be this formal twilight, that's the matter? you seem pretty tired"
>"well, it started as-"
"spike brought a dragon friend inside your castle without telling you anything?"
>"no, it-"
"starlight mind controlled again the elements of harmony?"
>"how do you know?!"
"pinkie drunk monster again?"
>"let me talk!"
>you laugh a bit
>twilight snorts before resume her speech
>she's too cute when frustrated
>"I know that you have been asked to help pinkie pie tomorrow, but we've got a more pressing issue"
"I'm listening"

due to unversity and books I can manage up to 3 or 4 posts each day
be sure to keep this thread alive

Ded

Oh nice, I found the cuckold thread.

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>>29597660
thank you for your high quality contribution and for not understanding that zebras need love too

>>29597980
https://derpibooru.org/1336919 source, in case anyone's wondering. maybe someone could request the artist to draw zeeb and maybe the zeeb scene with rarara

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I knew they were just leading us on with promises of content so that they could break our spirits. Bastards. Not like I care! I don't really like zebras anyway... s-stupid subponies.

>>29597151
>"some weeks ago a scout group was sent outside equestrian south border. they discovered that beyond the badlands a new exotic land has been discovered"
"are you going to deport me there? you're still angry because of the minotaurs, don't you? I already told that I didn't mean to insult their chief's daughter! it's not my fault if she's flat!"
>twilight grumbles "anyway, no. even if sometimes I'd like to spend a peaceful afternoon without worrying about the guests chamber catching fire..." she looks at you with inquisitory eyes
"that's starlight fault, I'm not going to apologize"
>"everything there is made of crystal! I still can't understand how YOU manage such a thing"
"lots of practice I guess"
>you laugh
>"stop joking. well, you will need to go there even if it's just temporary"
"I'm not a man of adventures twilight"
>"yes, we do know. but you would be far more helpful than any adventurer. that's a land of zebras"
"zebras, like that creepy zebra that lives in the wood just outside ponyville?"
>"she's not creepy"
"she is. one day I found her singing strange songs in the middle of the night and dancing around a campfire"
>you're not going to tell her that you and a griffon friend were about to do the same thing
>"I admit that her... traditions may seems a bit unfamiliar-"
>is she always been this politically correct?
>"but she's everything but creepy. anyway... the scouts reported the living conditions among zebras. they are not bearable. me and princess luna decided to lay a hoof on the zebra kind and help them"
>wait a second, is she going to...
>"you and a selected group of ponies will be sent to zebrica for bring them order, prosperity and civilization"
>exporting democracy
>it's funny how some things don't change from one world to another
>you hope at least this doesn't imply the use of apache helicopters
>well, it's equestria. maybe this can end in fruitful relationships. like a fair trade between gems and coal

STRIPED

>>29600697
"I get it... when exactly are we going to leave?"
>"tomorr... I HAVE GUEST AT THE CASTLE!"
"you do?"
>"that's why you had to come to the castle! I forgot while talking!" she says just before teleporting herself away, leaving you on the bench
>this is quite a change
>as you stand up and head towards home you wonder how it will be in zebra land
>it will be your first time outside equestrian and you're starting to get exited, but nonetheless a bit worried
>if every zebra is like that zecora, you will see an insanity that could challenge discord's one
>seriously, who can put bark and flowers inside a cauldron and manage to turn simple water into a magma like soup?
>singing and dancing around the cauldron
>she's just mad, there is no other explanation
>at least her rump was thick, not the kind of fat pony's thick
>the kind of toned, meaty and powerful thighs that keep you watching her
>n-not that you're some kind of creep
>returning at home you're greeted by the tempting smell of erbs and lemons
"nice, nice, nice..."
>getting meat in equestria it's hard, not only you have to hunt yourself but you have to keep this secret from everyone
>who knows what will happen if someone discovers that you eat meat
>that you STILL eat meat
>anyway, the few times you manage to hunt down a small boar or turkey you make sure to keep it for yourself and to get the best out of the meat
>marinate the meat is essential
>it hides the smell of blood and flesh and make your meal last a bit longer using lemons juice or vinegar
>also is tasty as fuck, why you didn't do this when you were still on your earth?
>as you enjoy your secret sin the night goes uneventful
>...
>whose voice is that?
>*click*
>a light clicking sound and someone seems to calling you
>you're too tired to deal with this shit
>*click*
>...
>"...I know you're there!"
>great... it's pinkie
>*click*
>pinkie pie at the... 6 of the morning... trowing something at your window
>*crash*
>that sound makes you jump on your bed

>>29601934
I don't think there is a single pony in all of Equestria that would be surprised to find out that Anon eats meat. ^:)

Big floppy zebra dicks.

Does someone have a link to the greens about Anon beatboxing while Zecora talks?

>>29603301

I request this too

>>29603301
>>29603467
This one?
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/13185089/#13195110

Dripping wet zebra pussy.

>>29604223
p-pls

>>29603748
Thanks Anon

>>29601934
>looking at your windows, still closed, you see that pink ball of insanity that... seems pretty angry
>she's really scary when angry
"...how did you enter?"
>"you can't leve me anon! alone with the yaks!"
>that thing
"I'm sor-"
>"I let you pet gummy!"
"yeah but-"
>"you helped me with the cakes!"
>those monsters, you're not going to babysit them again
"sorry pinkie, it's twilight and luna's order. have you talk to them?"
>she seems to deflate, like a balloon with not enough air
>"I did..." she sighs "I wonder why zecora can't go at your place"
"mmm... this makes me wonder too. care to find out?"
>suddenly pinkie jump on your shoulder with a cute smile "absolutely, but you're doing the walk while I enjoy this high view! as a punishment!"
>you pet her on her head
"ok miss, but let me take some clothing and a breakfast before going into the everfree forest"
>after changing your clothing, you can't go in the wood with a pajamas right?, and eating a sandwich you and pinkie head towards the everfree forest
>no matter how many times you see the forest, it's always a little creepy
>"what are you going to bring to the zebras?" she asks
"what do you mean?"
>pinkie makes herself comfortable on your shoulder. you're quite strong, for pony standards, but she's not light and it's starting to strain you
>"since princess luna said zebras need equestrian help to improve they're life I'm asking what will you bring to do so. like, sugar? party supplies? appliances... I KNOW! you should bring tons of balloons and make their first party ever!"
>well... that's a interesting question. no one told you anything yet about this whole job
>you'll need to ask twilight about it
>"look! zecora's hut"
>sure looks like it
>you must admit though, her house is very nice
>she doesn't have all the commodities of a modern pony house, but is so unique that you would try to live there
>since you gotten here your standard changed a lot
>no one seems outside but you manage to hear a humming noise

reminder to tune in to watch /bloc/ get buttfucked by /fit/ in a few minutes bump.

>>29606831
Thanks for the reminder

Full, heavy zebra ball.

>>29607909
s*

Dumb faggots amiright?

>>29606401
This better end in anon rutting that zebra silly. On a related note any of you fellas ever get jungle fever? Maybe hit it off with a African princess? I know I want to.

>>29607929
Black people are grody. Would not fug. Does desire to fuck zebras count as jungle fever?

>>29607929
I'm sorry but... I won't write explicit scenes
probably only lewd ones

...going to zecora wasn't the best idea... I can't find rhymes

>>29606401
"I bet she's cooking a foal in there"
>"hahahaha silly nonny! that happen only during poison joke season!"
"yeah, yea- wait what?"
>she snorts amused
>"I'm joking, she wouldn't harm a fly"
>you nod, not entirely convinced. you did saw her during that ritual thing
>you stop in front of zecora's house and let pinkie pie down
>"aaawww but I don't wanna walk"
"no 'aaww' missy, I may be stronger than most ponies but that doesn't mean I can carry you around for kilometers"
>the humming stops and the sound of hooves steps approaching gets your attention
>after few seconds the door of the hut opens revealing your striped mare
>"I thought I heard 2 familiar voices from outside"
>"don't stay on the doorstep, come in. is small but it's still my pride"
>you guess it's her way to tell you to enter inside her hut
>pinkie doesn't hesitate and enter inside jumping
>"I'm must admit, I'm doing quite well"
>"it's been a while, I missed your farewell"
>pinkie sits near some shelves filled with bowls and small bottles
>"I'm sorry zecora, we have all been really busy"
>you follow her, lowering your head to enter inside
>looking around there are no place where you can stand up completely so you find yourself a place to sit
>zecora looks at you with curiosity
"ehm..."
>"if you could your shyness overcame, may I get to know your name?"
"oh... yes, of course. I'm anonymous"
>"it's a pleasure to know you anonymous, I..."
>she stops in the middle of the sentence
>...
>awkward, she's looking around like a lost child
>...
"it's difficult to make a rime with my name right?"
>she laughs gently
>"yes, it's really difficult to give your name a use"
>"can I offer you something? herbs, roots or maybe some juice"
"no, than you. we're actually here to speak to you, do you know anything about twilight and luna's plan?"
>"yes, your moon walker visited me some night ago"
>"but I'd like not to let you know"
>pinkie's hears go up and looks surprised
>"what? you don't want to talk about it?"

rhymes in english are too hard too make
why isn't there standard sound for a defined set of letters?
it would be so much easier, having the same sound that can be written with multiple sets of letters makes no sense

>>29609602
>implying ponies don't use glorious imperial measurements

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>>29600697
>you hope at least this doesn't imply the use of apache helicopters

There are no Apache helicopters, so Anon was chosen because he identifies as one.

>>29610867

kek

>>29609494
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>>29609602
They need someone to breed their zebra mares because all the stallions were lost.

>>29610903
I VOLUNTEER

>>29609626
Writefag is troubled by the art of rhyme
But fear not. He will learn in due time

>>29609602
>"after we talked, she was determined, but stepped in gloom"
>zecora walk in front of the cauldron in the middle of her "house"
>"I warned her, this will only end in doom"
"this are... harsh words zecora"
>you look at pinkie, which is looking at zecora with concern
>"indeed they are, my dear friends"
>she start to mix up the hopefully-just-a-soap thing
>"I may have be away from my tribe for long"
>"because a sin forces me to make amends"
>"but I have not forgotten, zebra's values may be alien. but they're strong"
>you're guessing that zebras don't really want any help from equestria
>"a-are zebras mean?" asks pinkie pie to her striped friend
>"not as long as your journeys remain briefs"
>"just make sure, to respect out beliefs"
>this doesn't seems very promising
"just one more thing zecora... do all zebras rhyme like you?"
>she takes a small cup and fill it with the soap, or infusion, or whatever it is
>"rhymes are not that common among my kind"
>"they're hard, and weight down your mind"
>"but you could find other zebras that talk like me"
>"if you find one, tell her that I'm safe. like a bird on a tree"
"uuhh... sure. come on pinkie. I think it's time for me to go"
>"aaww the writer is just tired to come up with new rhymes, he's just lazy"
"who what?"
>"never mind" she jumps again on your shoulder as you stand up
"well... thank you zecora"
>"you're welcome in my hut at any time"
>"I'll await for you, with a big smile"
>as you walk out you notice that the sun is about to reach its peak in the sky
"I hope twilight isn't angry"
>"she probably is" pinkie tells you, looking on a clock on her hoof
"why so?"
>"we should have been to canterlot 30 minutes ago"
"...we? canterlot? why?"
>"...she asked me to tell you to go to canterlot this morning"
"and why you didn't tell me that?!"
>"sorry, I forgot" pinkie says with a big smile and the most innocent expression
>letting pinkie pie down on her hooves you start to run as fast as you can toward ponyville

>>29593263
why does that zebra have a curly brace on it's butt?
does it program?

>>29612886
>"just make sure, to respect out beliefs"
So, fried chicken and watermelon as gifts are out?

>>29613060
I dunno. That's just some fruit in striped socks.

Soft, sensitive little zebra teats.

>>29612886
>you're at canterlot, with an our of delay
>fortunately you managed to take the train that was about to leave poniville or you would end up with way more delay
>right after get off the train a royal chariot that was waiting outside the train station picked you up and brought you at the royal castle
>you have just knocked on a door and you're waiting for a response
>twilight opens the door
>"you're usually on time... don't tell me. pinkie pie?" ask a visibly upset purple princess
"she forgot to tell me to go here and we ended up at zecora's hut"
>"I must have expected so" twilight sighs and exits
>"princess luna is already sleeping so I'm going to introduce you to the rest of the team" and gestures you in the direction of the gardens
"we have a team now. how are they? and exactly what should we do in zebra land"
>"zebrica" says twilight walking
"hu?"
>"the land of the zebra is called zebrica. well... technically we don't have a real name but that's how old reports called it"
"technically? I know ponies don't have a detailed understanding of the lands outside equestria but the name of a country isn't like... the basic?"
>twilight opens her wings with a offended expression, so pouty
>"I am really sorry but it's difficult to have a political view of a land that noponies has ever saw... and because they don't have a country"
>both you and twilight step in the gardens
>in front of the fountain in the middle of the garden there is a really big chariot, as big as a small yatch, and a small group of ponies
>OH SHIT
>"AAAANOOOOONNNNN!"
>why her?
>lyra trot to you
>no that's not a trot, she seems to charging you
>what should you do? avoid her? that's seems too cold and rude by pony standards
>can you take her charge without passing out?
>she's almost here!
>it's better to avoid her
>you jump to avoid her, it's a good thing ponies are so short
>but lyra anticipates you and jump
>and her horn hits your stomach while her gives you a warm and painful hug

O, great faggots of writing and draw! Where art thou in this, our time of need? Do you not see that we have kept this thread alive-- in your blessed names-- for more than a week? Have we not proven ourselves worthy of your presence? Do you yet doubt our devotion? We have held out against all odds, at your request, and in your honor. Have you deserted us? Bestow upon us your gift of content, oh talented ones! We beg of you! Give us that which we crave, and we will venerate you forevermore!

>zebra mares taking all the pony stallions
>and the male griffons, and dragons, and humans, and...really, just cucking every other kind of female
>and deserving it, for being superior

>>29616449

Im sorry, I have to finish a commision first beforedrawing free zeebs again

Money and all

>>29614891
unf

>>29616449
Oh yea, except Lion. He's cool.

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>>29570185
>all things striped
Get swiped.

>>29618908
Shouldn't you be swiping the white antifa lefties who speak FOR bla-- I mean zebras.

>>29618919
I'm just swiping everbody,

>>29618932
You absolute madman.

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>>29618882

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>>29571123
was this your plan all along? tease us with a helluva good start, only to drop it and call us cucks?

On a semi-related note: Found this while looking for an image to post https://derpibooru.org/1377667

>>29615584
>"I missed you anon!" she says as you fall on your ass with her on top of you, her horn still pressing on your abdomen
"it has been just a day for fuck sake! your horn! it's hurting! your horn!"
>"lyra, listen to anon. you're hurting him" says an annoyed bonbon to lyra as she approaches her mint friend
>does she ever smile? it's like her normal expression is "I'm tired of everyone shit"
>lyra get off from you and start jumping happily
>"when pinkie pie told me that you were going to zebrica I couldn't resist! we're going to have bonbon's birthday on vacation!" she says as the claps her forehooves
>everyone is silent and looks at lyra
>bonbon has her usual stoic expression, twilight seems a bit pissed, starlight is snickering and a male pegasus you have never seen before, but somehow familiar, is laughing
>after few embarrassing moments she puts herself in order
>"I-I mean. it will be an honour to accompany you in your journey as secretary and manager in this important mission in zebrica"
>"I must remind you" says twilight to lyra "that this is an important mission and not for your amusements
>"yes ma'am!" lyra does the military salute and return next to bonbon
>you're finally be able to stand up again
"so, we're the team: two unicorns, a pegasus, an earth pony and a human. I can grasp why starlight is part of the team but I don't know why the others, and me, have been chosen"
>bonbon protests
>"I don't know either, why I'm here?"
>"because I didn't want to leave you all alone on your birthday~" says lyra hugging her "and because we needed an expert in agricolture and cuisine"
>"and applejack must remain in equestria in case a friendship problem, or worse, occurs" adds twilight
"ok, who are you?"
>you're looking at the pegasus, he has a light blue coat and darker blue mane and tail
>"how can you not know me?! it's me anon! it's me!"
>his voice is familiar too, but... who is he?
"...eeehhh..."
>he sighs and puts on his face a wonderbolt mask
"soarin!"

wew lad

>>29619984
>"no shit anon!"
"I'm sorry soarin, is not like I see you everyday with your casual outfit"
>"at least my voice!"
"that did sound familiar, so, why are you here?"
>soarin extends his wings and inflate his chest
>"someone's gotta keep the old hawk from crashing into the ground"
"the old hawk?"
>he points to the big chariot behind the team of ponies
>"I'm responsible for her and I'm the engineer that will help with technical stuff"
>wait wait wait, he said "engineer"?
"..."
>"why are you looking me like that?"
"you said engineer"
>soarin looks at you confused, in the meanwhile twilight is speaking to the other
>"now that anon's arrived you can move to zebrica. you could stay there for week, or months. and we won't be able to contact you without powerful communication spells. are you ready?" says twilight, looking like a real leader
>you still prefer celestia approach: she seems so gentle when she orders something that it feels like a simple request, but you have yet to see someone disobeys, like a mom
>your focus return to soarin
>"yes, what's the big deal?" he asks you "it's not like... don't tell me"
"yes, that"
>saorin let a scream of frustration "is it that hard to believe that we athletes can be educated?"
>you laugh a bit
"in my defense the only athlete I know well it's rainbow dash"
>"ok, maybe you have had the wrong example all this time. but that doesn't mean you can think the same for everypony!"
>you pet him
>"yes, I'm sorry. bit it's a real surprise. what type on engineer works on that?"
>starlight joins in the conversation
>"mostly 2 kinds of ponies. engineers and magicians. a chariot this bit can't be pulled by pegasi (is this the english plural form of pegasus? I don't know). so a high skilled unicorn but constantly refuel the chariot with magic. and since high skilled unicorns lack the engineering knowledge for the maintenance is usually assisted by a real engineer"
"I though you would come to do some research on zebra magic and alchemy"

>>29618908
This is a stripe safe space.
Go away nu-/pol/.