I dunno what happened to the last thread, but I hope that mobile

>>29548355
Yes! Its back

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>>29548355
Leafs started posting that's what happened.

>>29548355
I WANT MY TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEplease.

>>29548390
ما هي اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة Quaeda، ولدي أكثر من 300 يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة للولايات المتحدة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم انا على اتصال شبكة الاتصال السرية للجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والملكية الفكرية الخاصة بك يتم تتبعها الآن حتى تتمكن الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء الحمار بائسة الخاصة بك من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليل الخراء. إلا إذا كنت ي كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للت kiddo.

>>29548412
inshallah

>>29548355
Oh, what? I'm still here, I went skiing and when it came back it looked like more people were reeing about me mobileposting from canada than were actually interested in the story, so I dropped it. But I guess if there's a demand for it, I'll repost it here and continue it

>>29548412
Was zum Teufel du nur fucking über mich sagen, du kleine Hündin? Ich werde Sie wissen, dass ich oben in meiner Klasse in der Marine graduiert habe, und ich habe in viele geheime Überfälle auf Quaeda-Kanal involviert, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Tötungen. Ich bin im Gorilla-Krieg geschult und ich bin ein Scharfschützen-Senior in den Streitkräften der Vereinigten Staaten. Du bist nichts für mich aber nur ein anderes Ziel. Es wird den Fluch auslöschen, den du genau nimmst, was auf dieser Erde beispiellos ist, anlässlich meines Dummes. Du denkst, du kannst weg mit dem Sagen, dass die Scheiße zu mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, fucker. Als wir sprechen Ich bin auf dem Netzwerk von geheimen Spionen in den Vereinigten Staaten und verbinden Sie Ihre IP wird nun gefolgt von noch besser vorbereiten für den Sturm können Sie, Larve. Der Sturm, der das Kleine zerstört, erhebt dein Leben. Du fickst tot, Baby. Ich könnte überall sein, zu jeder Zeit, und ich kann dich in mehr als siebenhundert Weisen töten, und das ist nur eine bloße Hand. Ich bin nicht nur intensiv in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugang zu den vollen Arsenal der United States Marine Corps und wird in vollem Umfang verwendet werden, um miserabel Ihren Arsch aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents zu beseitigen, Sie kleine Scheiße. Es sei denn du bist ich "klug" kleine Llt Kiddo haben.

>>29548522
>"I can't believe you're making me do this shit, Anon."
"Hey, you're the one who lost the bet."
>The cute little mare all done up in that adorable maid costume sinks to the ground and looks up at you grumpily.
>"Fine. What do you want from me?"
>You pause and think for a moment
>Hmm..
>You look over at her and smirk
"Well, you could always suck my cock."
>"A-anon!"
>You burst out laughing
"Hahaha, I'm only kidding, Dash"
>"Oh.."
>She actually looks kinda disspointed when you point out that you were only joking
>Okay, she can suck your cock later, now is the time to make her do embarrasing maid stuff and for cuddles
>This was gonna be a fun day

>>29548412
mohamed you have to go back

>>29548663
>You look around your house for something you could assign her to
"Hmm.. How 'bout you wash my dishes?"
>She looks up at you, grinning sheepishly
>"One teeny problem with that, Anon.."
>You raise an eyebrow questioningly
>"I don't know how to wash dishes."
>Your eyes practically bulge out of your head at how ridiculous that statement was
"Are you fucking kidding me? Wow, some wife you would make."
>She blushes hard and tries to look angry
>"H-hey! I'd make a great wife!"
>You smirk at her again
"Oh yeah? Time to prove it, Dash."

>>29548710
>Well, it took a lot of pointers and help from you, but many screw-ups later she finally had managed to wash your dishes
>You werent entirely sure how someone could be so bad at something so simple
>You sigh
"Jeez, what a nightmare.."
>"Couldn't agree with ya more, Anon."
>You look over at her with a jokingly cross expression
"You know you're a terrible maid, right?"
>She looks flustered
>"B-but... I'll make it up to you! What else could I do?"
>Now that was a Dash you could get behind
>Both literally and figuratively.
"Well, you could go clean my room."
>She salutes you in an absolutely adorable manner
>"I'll get right to it, Anon!"
>You figure she'll probably have some trouble, so you'll check on her in a bit
>You can really tell she wasn't used to this housekeeping stuff
>But all in all, it was pretty cute
>You go and grab a beer from the fridge and take a seat on the living room couch while Dash heads upstairs to her room
>Cracking it open, you lean back and take a sip
>You were glad you won that bet.

>>29548720
>You'd barely tuned in to Equestria's shitty (but cute) version of Westworld when you hear a loud crashing upstairs coupled with..
>Laughter?
>You sigh, and after turning off the TV and setting down your beer you head upstairs to investigate the commotion
"Whats goin' on up here, Dash?" you ask as you open the door to your bedroom
>Your closet door is open, which is already a bad sign, and Dash is on the floor laughing uncontrollably
>..With your small stash of PlayColt magazines on the floor beside her
>"Hahahahaha, you own these, Anon? Ohh boy, I thought you had at least some class! Ahahaha!"
>Now it was your turn to blush
>Of course she had taken time to snoop around first before she started cleaning.
>You went over and sat down on your bed while your little maid kept laughing
"Laugh it up, feather-ball. A guy gets lonely sometimes, alright?"
>She takes a break from laughing to stare up at you with a big smile and a playful twinkle in her eyes
>"Weeeellll, you're not alone now, are ya?"

>>29548744
Okay, well that's all I've got right now. I'll update it in a moment

>>29548574
>responding to the navy seal copypasta with the exact same copypasta.

you did not even change it at all.

>>29548797
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? No one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>29548811
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>>29548744
>Oh?
>You raise an eyebrow questioningly
>In response, she waggles her butt
>"You can tell me to do whateeevveeerr you want, remember?"
>OH.
"Well, in that case... Remember what I suggested earlier?"
>She puts on an excited face
>"Aye aye cap'n, one sucked cock coming right up!"
>She grabs the top of your pants and boxers with her teeth, and pulls them both straight down, revealing your raging boner
>Her own wings perk up a bit
>She wastes no time going to town on your schlong, her mouth sliding up and down your shaft
>Her tongue swirls around your cock in the most amazing way
>You grunt, and grab her head to force it on your cock
>But she doesn't complain; instead, she lets out a happy "Mhmmm," as she continues sucking

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>>29548427
Computerjockeys

>>29548744
I wonder is there anybody who ever brought playboy for just the porn everybody I have ever known brought it for the articles with the porn as a bonus.

>>29548825
what the fuck does that say

>>29548901
>After a little while, you feel yourself about to cum
>But you weren't done with her yet
"Alright, Dash, that's enough."
>She lets your cock slide out of her mouth, and she looks up at you, confused
>"W-what?"
>You grab her, lift her skirt and position her on your bed in a way thats perfect for doggystyle
"Spread 'em, you dirty maid."
>"Ohh, I see~" she says as she lifts her tail to reveal her winking pony pussy
>You slowly insert your cock, and then begin thrusting
>God, her pussy was so warm and tight!
>With each thrust, she lets out a happy moan
>"Oh, yes, Anon, YES! Keep going!"
>The iron grip her tight pussy has on your penis makes you more aroused than you've ever been before
>You grab her mane and lean in close to her ear as you keep fucking her
"Do ya like that? Hmm, you slutty little maid?"
>"YES, ANON! I LOVE IT! I LOVE YOU!"
"You better, and that's an order!"
>"No problem! Mhmm, aAaaAAH!"
>She was panting now, her tongue lolling about outside her mouth as you fuck her tight pussy
>Soon enough, you're about about to cum, but you can't bring yourself to pull out of her godly horsepussy
>You release your tidal wave of semen inside of her with a moan, letting it crash against her inner walls
>"OHH, FILL ME UP ANON! FILL UP YOUR PERSONAL SLUT MAID~!"
>You pull out, content with your work on her pussy, and move her into a position where you can snuggle with her
>You're both breathing heavily, smiles on your faces
>"Sweet Celestia, Anon, remind me to lose bets to you more often!"
"Uh, I can't get you.. Pregnant, can I?"
>"Nope."
"In that case, yes, lose bets to me as often as you want."
>She nuzzles her face into your chest, and you put a loving arm around her as the two of you snuggle off to sleep.

>>29549011
It says your a faggot.
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>>29549060
>"Do ya like that? Hmm, you slutty little maid?"
>"You better, and that's an order!"
I am erect.

>>29549063
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>>29549060
Well, I think thats it guys, just a quick little one-shot for you all. That's only my second time writing clop, so lemme know what you think. And I guess I'll upload it to my pastebin when I get home.

>>29549083
Anons dialogue was top notch dashs was a little over the top but I am pretty sure that was intentional so it was fine.

>>29549126
Thanks senpai, can someone please continously bump this thread so its alive when I get home tomorrow? That way I dont have to dig through the archives to upload it to my pastebin

>>29549158
you know threads stay archived for a week right if it falls off the board you can still see it right here on 4chan you dont even have to go looking for it just leave this page open.

>>29549173
Oh okay, excuse my newfaggotry haha, came here six months ago and I'm still learning shit

>>29549211
Yeah its a fairly new feature pretty handy.

>>29549060
Reading that in Rainbow's grating voice made me cringe

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>>29548355
>be a stallion
>Rainbow Dash is my personal maid
>play video games with her
>she should join with me making some troll video on youtube
>bumping some Eminem, Queen, dubstep, Monstercat, Kanye West with her while we are going crazy as shit
>smoking weed with her
>being cool with each other
>going to T.G.I.F fridays with her eat so much shit
>then fuck her wet pussy while she dressing like that and cum inside her
>acting like she's my personal slut
>I want her to lick my face
>snuggling her in bed
>she should treat me with respect and not being poisoned by feminism
>she sucking my dick and cum on her face

>>29549352
Please stop foreign friend, let the native english speakers take care of the writing

>>29549080
Wow nigga that's fucking low

>>29549373
This, unfortunately.

>>29549373
fuck off fag

>>29548355
>I dunno what happened to the last thread, but I hope that mobile writefag didn't kill himself like everyone was suggesting.

I hope that he did and that his body is never found.

>>29549083
>Well, I think thats it guys, just a quick little one-shot for you all. That's only my second time writing clop, so lemme know what you think. And I guess I'll upload it to my pastebin when I get home.

The clop was hot, and so was most of the dialogue.

However, the lines right around Dash finding the porn were a bit cringe-worthy.

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>>29549844
You have displeased the inhabitants of poneland.

>>29548355
>>you won a bet against rainbowdash she is now your personal maid to do what you would like with her or to obey any and every order you command

>Dash didn't expect to lose.
>She certainly didn't expect to be serving you for a week.
>She'd been picturing you bringing her drinks with those little umbrellas.
>You have her doing ordinary chores.
>Which she does rather poorly, but it's better than having to do them yourself.
>And you have to keep the bet interesting; you know she'd have done the same or worse to you.
>After the first few hours, she's bored out of her mind by the monotony.
>She starts asking if there's something she can do to make this shorter.
>That was where the maid outfit came from.
>Dash's eyes got small when you pulled it out.
>But after you >implied something about her not being up to the added challenge, she says she'll take on any challenge you offer if it'll shorten the boring part.
>any challenge

>Distract her by going around in the nude.
>And continuously doing things to rev her up.
>Not to mention where she has to carry the feather duster when she's not using it.
>You act like everything's completely normal.
>If she weren't blue before, she would be now.
>She can't bring herself to ask you to let her get off.
>That'd be breaking the rules.
>She keeps having to clean the floor where she's been.
>You don't let her touch herself with a hoof.
>When she gets creative by rubbing up against other things, you extend that order.
>Then she forgets herself for a moment and rubs up against you.
>You don't say a word.
>She realizes what she did.
>She looks over at you.
>You raise an eyebrow, but don't say anything.
>Halfway to an orgasm later, you remind her that she's not cleaning right now.
>She's still remarkably strong.
>Which is how you end up gripped in three of her hooves.
>Hanging underneath her barrel as she flies.
>And passively bouncing up and down with each wingbeat.

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>>29548355
>>What do?
Cuddles and hugs she gonna hate it

>>29549352
thats a lot of shit taste condensed into one post

>>29550062
Tell me why do I have shit taste?

>>29550085
Troll video, eminem, dubstep (I have no idea what monstercat is and all I know is kanye west is a musician so I cannot comment on those) and weed.

I have never been to t.g.i.f fridays so I cannot comment on that either but considering the only things you like I know are good are vidya and queen it is probably shit.

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>>29549820
You asked last thread how I knew you were foreign; it was your bad grammar, pal. And your music tastes are the most Brazillian thing I've ever heard of
>dubstep
>Eminem
>Queen
Also:
>troll videos
>t.g.i.f. fridays
Your entire post screams foreign. I'm not trying to be rude or demean you here, but please, until you can write with the grammar and at least as well as an American/British highschool grad, leave the writing to the native English speakers and just sit back and enjoy the green

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