>"Phew! Your peepee really stinks, Anon! I'm only

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>>29541252
>Anons don't clean their D every time they pee and/or have a chance

Do you want to fulfill the "got dick cancer" meme?

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>>29541252
This is some next level shitposting

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>>29541621
>every time they pee
>every
>time
Wut.

>>29542697
What's so hard to understand about it?

Every time you whip your cawk out, and have a minute, clean it. It'll be much more gud, and you have less chance of diseases

>>29542819
What the fuck is this?
Do you carry around tissues and dry clean it? Do you just use the closest sink? How the fuck do you live your life obsessing over penis cleanliness all the time?

>>29542903
Sink of course.
It's amazing when the bathroom has one of those hot air dryers too.

>>29542903
>Do you carry around tissues and dry clean it? Do you just use the closest sink? How the fuck do you live your life obsessing over penis cleanliness all the time?

Yes

>>29542911
>at mcdonalds
>gotta take a leak
>walk into restroom
>see middle-aged neckbeard dryhumping the hand dryer
>his fist full of tissues, his eyes full of determination
>"I'M REDUCING MY RISK OF DICK CANCER" he bellows
>a father and his child are crying and praying in the corner stall
>turn 360 degrees and walk out of there, a trail of piss pouring down your pantleg
>shouldve gone to wendys instead

>>29543870
Good post

>>29542819
>and you have less chance of diseases
Overcleaning is one of the causes of the superbugs going around killing people now.

You have single-dickedly killed us all.

>>29541252
It only stinks if you don't wash it after fap.

>>29542903
You should do it when you shower, people being so autistic that they don't clean their cocks is one of the reasons circumcision exists.

>board about ponies
>people discuss cleaning their dongs

>>29544066
Yeah, obviously. But cleaning it in public sinks because you're so infatuated with your penis? Or scared of dick rot? Like, come on.

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>>29544101
Why on earth would we talk about ponies? That would be such a mess!

>>29544126
Cleaning it in a public sink would leave it worse off than before.

>>29542819
put your dick in a butt that helps get it clean

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>>29541252
this is my fetish

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>>29544586
What, having a smelly dick? That's weird anon.

>>29541252
>Inspired by a true event.
Did your tulpa finally realise what a loser you are?

>>29545805
what is this

>>29545822
savage

>>29545805
Having someone else clean my smelly dick with their mouth

>>29546518
One of the pillars of a raunchy hentai right there.

Fuck off, I wash my junk in the shower every time

So this is going to be a new general, right guys?