So when ponies have sex do you think they have human level endurance?

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>>29539047
Stallions don't have the stamina of humans but mares last quite a long time. Earth ponies are more traditional and rarely use toys and usually stick to vanilla sex. Pegasi sometimes use toys. Unicorns are the naughtiest, tend to have the weirder fetishes, use toys and spells to spice things up.

>>29539140
So since they're 2 different extremes, what would Lybon sex look like?

>>29539547
What do you think made lyra such a humanfile?

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>>29539047
>Which pony is the most deviant?
Celestia. She's had eons to explore every possible sexual thrill there could be. At this point, nothing could shock her, and she'd probably be down for most of it.

Funny thing is, it wouldn't make her lewd in person. In fact, I'd suggest that it is the reason she is so calm and playful- she's gone so far through sexual deviancy that she's come out the other side into some bizarre state where being stately, innocent, and playful IS her deviancy, and if someone would have the iron-bound balls to actually ask her for some truly depraved sex she'd accept it just as casually as one might accept a coffee invitation.

She's not lewd, but something on the other side. Antilewd.

>>29539047
I always figured that they had normal stamina because they don't need that survival trait equine in this world do. So they evolved out of it. Which of course flies in the face of self-insert fics that try to cover up insecurities.

>>29539862
>Celestia
>truly depraved sex

Please stop I just fapped.

>>29539862
Makes >>29539915 look waaaaay more fun.

>>29539047
>Which pony is the most deviant?

Fluttershy.
It's always the quiet ones.
I bet she has done things with animals that would frighten and disgust even Discord.

>>29541215
>it's always the quiet ones
Idiotic meme. Flutters is easily one of the most innocent ponies in Equestria.

>>29539862

>Celestia is so depraved, only a celibate asexual could pique her interest any more, just for the challenge.
>Celestia sexually harasses monks.

>>29539862
>Celestia has seen every single sexual act you can perform.
>she's seen so much shit that extremes don't phase her.
>but the mundane does.

Her new favorite fetish is hoof holding.

>>29541476
And little colts.

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>>29541534
That's really hot

>>29541542

>She opened up a whole school for talented unicorns just to sexually confuse little colts when she occasionally shows up.
"Oh dear, I seem to have dropped my chalk, one moment, let me bend over and pick it up."

>>29541542
Meh, that's Shota territory. She's probably done that.

she goes up to pregnant mares, gently places them on their back, lays down next to them, gently caressing their belly while hitting on/flirting with their unborn foal

>>29541571

Some studies show that a few 15+ month old fetuses can begin to masturbate while still in the womb
>Celestia jerks off every fetus she passes.

>>29541567
>being that obvious about it.

pleb, that is just standard Lewd.

At her tier, Celestia knows she doesn't have to do a thing to get young colts hot and bothered- just be in the room and speaking kindly and attentively to them would be enough to get one or two of them revved up to start showing the signs.

Then the >love begins

>>29541585

15+ weeks*

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>>29539047
I typically agree with >pic related

>>29541534
Thanks for the new fetish, anon.

>>29539047
Immortal weirdos aside, that is probably Trixie. She is a traveler, she've probably seen some hot outlandish shit. And being single af also helps. Probably.

>>29541534
>Anon
>That green human who popped up after one of twilight experments.
>Treats everypony so sweetly and kind heartedly that he's Damon near friends with everyone.
>You feel something you haven't felt in years.
>After all the years you spent doing every naughty thing to do with sex you thought you had seen and done it all.
>But this human!
>He's so kind to everyone, like they're all little foals
>Yet he takes every sexual advancement like a champ.
>You've never ment anything like him.
>Young colts would skrim uncomfortably just by you turning your back side to them.
>A few mares would start dripping as you wiped juice off your face.
>You spent so many years doing everything sexually possible that it became second nature to you.
>But Anon!
>You didn't have to a thing anymore to make the young ponies needy for release.
>Is this what it felt like?
>To image someone who you would never know personally just loving you tenderly?
>Looking out over the balcony you decided rifht there, that you would get s stable relationship with Anon that would start of with simple chit chat that woukd lead to good holding which would lead to kissing and then when you both were ready
>Quickly slamming the doors to your bed chambers you didn't want to be disturbed as you planned your first move

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>>29539047
Luna is the best masturbator.
She had nothing else to do for a thousand years.

>>29542508
I would like moar and you should get spell check.

>>29541365
Tell that to the draconequus inside her womb.

>>29542557
Yeah its like 1 o'clock in the morning here

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>>29541591
>>29543299
That image is shit and looks like it was made by someone who just looked at pictures and has no idea about the world.

Stallions can hilt perfectly fine, and often do, and even at that size would be bigger than a human.

>>29542508
Did you type this on a phone or something?

Fucking phoneposters.

>>29543658
It is green and it is good. Dafuk else u need?

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>>29539047
Yes, they essentially have human level endurance. It's an evolution that comes with being an intelligent species. Same reason they wouldn't have an estrus period or any of that bullshit. Maybe not as fun that way, but it's more logical. Of course they would have toys and spells too.

Celestia and Luna are the most fucked up ponies. They are portrayed as these angelic, kindhearted, ambivalent goddesses of goodness; but the opposite would be true of beings that live forever. Millennia of watching life unfold from beginning to end would numb one. Life is cheap. Free, in fact. Especially if you live forever, an individual is nothing. The pain and joy of the mortal would hold no meaning to a god. In fact, it is likely that a malevolence towards mortality would take the place of any love and sympathy they may have held towards it in the beginning.

Even if we assume pure neutrality on the part of the immortals to death and life-- all parts of life, including it's creation-- they would be by far the most perverse and demented of all the ponies.

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>>29539047

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>>29542523
now i want luna to give me a wank, thanks asshole i just mastercarded few mins ago.

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>>29541476
>Celestia sexually harasses monks
This could actually be an intresting story

>>29539862
This is now my headcanon.

>>29539862
>Horsefucker Anon goes to Equestria
>score
>keeps trying to fuck everything the least bit pony-like, creeping the fuck out of everyone.
>Anon never gets action, but he ate enough paint chips as a child that his confidence never falters.
>Eventually, his continued harassment of ponies gets him brought before the court in chains.
>Immediately propositions Big Horse
>Celestia smiles.

>Two days later, Anon is seen again very quietly paying for groceries.
>Suit is dry cleaned and pressed, hair carefully ordered, posture is straight.
>Impeccable manners
>Never hits on mares the way he had. A perfect gentleman now, save for one odd quirk: he can't take walks in the park when it is busy.
>Too many happy ponies holding hooves.
>He takes a lot of cold showers on those days.

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>>29545494
Pleas green...

>>29543813

This implies that getting a good long fuck in has anything to do with becoming more evolved.

Which is bullshit. Humans just got into a positive evolution loop when it came to being able to breed any time of year and end up with a pregnancy. If ponies are an estrus-cycle-heat kind of species, odds are they didn't develop as much of a drive for casual nookie as we have.

>>29539047
The alicorns (sans Twilight)
>>29539862 covered Celestia pretty well. Luna's also long lived and likely sees all the kinky shit ponies do in their dreams. I wouldn't be surprised if she takes part in their fantasies no matter how extreme or physically impossible.

Love horse is for vanilla. The baby inherited all the lewd