If your sexy nerdy daughter brought over her sexy friends

>>29524363
>incest and statutory rape
Not even once. That's how you end up in prison, shitlord

>>29524363
>incest
thats muh fetish

>>29524363
I would help her.
But if her friends were just hanging out with Twilight to fuck her father...That would be really UNF

>>29524363
cute cute very cute cute cute stupid hot

>>29524363
Roofy everyone of them then.
>Rape

>>29524363
Why not both?
>try
what if I was fucking her for a long time already?

>>29524717
But have you been fucking her friends for a long time?
I would fuck them all if they tried to seduce me.

>>29524363
Lemon + Sugar = CUTE

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>>29524390
I want moralfags to leave

>>29524363
Sour Sweet has Tits of a full grown woman and Zap has that hot ass body! How are they still 15?

>>29524363
>no hooves
>no
>hooves
GET OUT OF MY BOARD

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>>29525130

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>>29524363
>Daughter is highly intelligent, and you couldn't be more proud of her.
>Daughter isn't retarded, but has trouble making friends.
>Propose sleepover with all the amenities her classmates would like.
>Over the course of a number of sleepovers, gradually seduce, molest, enthrall, and rape her and her friends.
>Tell them to keep it a secret, but you know better.
>Gradually they begin to resent/loathe you as they talk to each other, even though the sex is amazing, and feel sorry for your daughter.
>Eventually they hatch a plan and, in the midst of cumming inside of your favorite, they put a gun to your head, or a knife to your throat.
>Smile as the life fades from you, knowing you created a bond between your daughter and those girls that will last them a lifetime, and all you had to do was have constant, passionate sex with them.
>You die the hero. The Man Who Stole Her World, while this plays in your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo

>>29524363
You gay for black prison cock

>>29525577
Who said Op wanted to fuck the daughters? They simply asked if you would Help them make friends or fuck them.
Also, good to know that a chance of green on characters that aren't real would trigger you.

>>29524363
>daughter brings friends over
>"Hey, anon, can my friends sleep over?"
"Yeah, sure."
>Go on computer for rest of night until they go to bed.
>do not rape

>>29525729
Bad parenting Anon. You need to make sure that they are well fed and check on the at different times in hopes that they talk about boys.
Gotta use your shot gun on a boy at some point.

>>29525742
Hmm. I'd probably make 'em a pizza or something. I'm pretty lazy. Then again, I don't really have any kids and I probably never will, so maybe by the time they'd be this age I'd be less lazy.

I wouldn't pay any mind to boy talk though, unless I heard something I didn't like.

>>29525749
>unless I heard something I didn't like
>Dad
>Liking any boy talk
That's what every dad says anon. They are cool, just certain things they don't want to hear about. And those things are all of the things. All of them. No boys allowed near your daughter anondad. None.

"As long as you don't do anything I don't like hearing."
>She nods her head and hugs Anon. "I won't be daddy."
Anon instinctively accept his daughter's hug. Anon goes to his office and works.
>"Let's listen to some music!" Twilight said to her friends as they all agree. One of her friends got her phone out, connecting to the MP3 Player, and played "Please Stop Calling Me Gay"
Anon hears this at full volume.

What do?

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>>29527539
Go out to the garage to retrieve my jumper cables

>>29524363
>"So...you two are related?"
>"Oh, well he adopted me really."
>"We can tell..."
>"Wh-"
>"She means that your dad is really attractive and you're not."
>"Wha-"
>"Hey, if you want us to be your best friends..Then you need to get us alone with your dad."
>"Well? Get your dad in here."


>No prompts about Twilight succumbing under peer pressure and having her dad join just because he's attractive.

Deeply ashamed guys.

>>29524363
>Be Handsome Anondad
>Bunch of precocious teenage girls prancing through the house in their frankly criminal nighties
>Have to keep it together as they all scheme to get you alone
>Not even subtle as they try and bring you in on a game of spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven
>Twilight is oblivious to all this
>Wonders why they'd be playing these games among mostly girls
>None of them are particularly hesitant to go through her to get to her father
>By the end of the night the both of you are getting laid, one way or another
>It's just up to you whether your little girl turns into a lesbian or you have to fuck the straight back into her

>>29528311
>Dubs
Nevermind, my shame went away.
I'm proud of you son.

>>29524363
Your hot, nerdy daughter brought over all her hot, nerdy friends on purpose, Anon. She wants to watch you fuck each and every one of them.

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>>29524363
>Crystal Prep girls
I don't see this ending any other way than rough sex

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>>29528311
>>It's just up to you whether your little girl turns into a lesbian or you have to fuck the straight back into her
>fuck the straight back into her

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>>29524363
Why not both?

Help her make friends with four, fuck one.

Probably Zap or Zest...Or Zap and Zest, I'm not picky.

>>29524363
"Don't worry Twilight honey, I want you to know that even though you brought all these hot friends of yours over, I'll still be able to give you your nightly dicking. I only ask that you don't get jealous when I do them as well"

>>29524363
>Indigo Zap's toned arms
UNFF.
I'll fuck'em, I'll fuck'em all.

Neat, i wish for extensive written porn of it.
There was one where gilda came to see dash and fucked her dad, it was pretty good.

>>29528507
link?

>>29528481
"Welcome, girls. The broodfather welcomes you into his flock!"
>Twilight whispers to her friends
>"Whatever you do, don't drink the punch!"

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>>29524363
I never really got this fetish.
Mom/son and dad/daughter is shit tier and incredibly fucking creepy in general, you're supposed to raise them not fuck them and any relation that comes out of that is doomed from the start to lead them into some next level dependency issues from someone who's thrice their age and won't even be alive for most of their life.
Non consensual I can get behind if I'm in the mood to read something fucked up, but siblings or cousins are way better for anything else, if for nothing else, their ages are closer and there's no parent bond to sully with this sinful shit.

>>29528518
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258236/1/you-cant-handle-me/bet-youre-too-chicken-to-even-try

>>29528558
Step 1: Open your window
Step 1: Jump out

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>>29528558
>Sees something he doesn't like
>Reads it anyway
>Explains exactly how much he doesn't like it to the people who like it
I'm not sure what you gain from all this.

>>29528534
Spiking the punch requires deceit. I wouldn't do that. I make it clear as soon as they walk in that I plan on deflowering them

>>29527572
kill yourself /pol/fag

This is the average EqGfag thread. Hide and move on.

>>29528558
once you have blood relations you literally cannot think about sexual themes in their proximity. everything remtely lewd will cause intense levels of disgust in real life.

some people have fetishes, all fetishes are autistic, but here we're talking about dad anon doing the friends of his daughter, not his own daughter.

>>29528709
I'm not him, but I never understood why it's frowned upon for people to share negative thoughts on something. Especially when they are actually thought out like Anon's here.

Also, the innate hypocrisy in your reply is humorous.

>>29525701
Because teens below 18 will send you to jail

>>29530079
Spoken like a cuck who would let a zigger soil his little girl

>>29529371
>deflowering them
what does gardening have to do with sleepovers?

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>>29530818
This IS a garden party, ain't it?

>>29524363
"HEY GIRLS"
>"hello, mister sparkle!"
>"d-dad, why are you here?"
"I'm just popping in to give you a bag of chips and pizza rolls. My widdle twily love her peetzer!"
>"DAAAAAAD"
this is actually how I plan on raising my kids

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>>29524363
i would just joke with my daughter and be a huge ass tease to her friends
walkin around with shirt off, liftin, choppin wood

>>29524363
The fuck?
Did you just assume I would actually take responsibility for a child?
Hahahaha.

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>>29524363
Get all of Twi's friends to hold hands in a big circle around her and push her about screaming NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE for a few hours. That will cure her autism, turning her into an ultra sexy daughter as opposed to a nerdy sexy daughter, she'll make all of the friends then.

>>29524701
I need green of this. Maximum unf.

>>29525183
"I'm already a pedo"

>>29530777
>counters kinkshaming with accusations of miscegenation
You're truly a newfag.

>>29530987
Go away Tyrone

If prison dick sounds delicious, then go for it you fucking faggot

>>29530842
Good man!
>>29530079
>>29534131
>Sees thread
>Check for green
>No green, just faggots getting mad over characters that don't exist.
Jesus, who let the SJW's in? These character's aren't real. It should be ok to make green about people that don't exist. Like your waifu

>>29524363
>your daughter will never invite her friends over
>your daughter will never be adopted
>they will never be barely legal

Bump in hopes that someone can do somethin with this.

>>29524363