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Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment CYOA Thread #3 - Suplex City

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The Pro Wrestling lifestyle, one that involves a lot of chaos and change up and down. You have decided to partake in it, for reasons unmentioned to anypony else.

Maybe you just want all the bits? Maybe you just want the fame? Maybe you just want to be noticed? Maybe some combination of all three?

The Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment is the top company in all of Equestria, though who doesn't know that? It's got so many known ponies involved in it already. The Princesses, The Elements of Harmony, for some reason Sombra is a part of it. You question why that is, but wrestling logic is wrestling logic.

Anyways, you're there for one reason, you've been called in for the opportunity to sign a contract. Undoubtedly, you're going to have to work your way up from the bottom to the top. It's going to be quite the mountain for you to climb. The friends and enemies you form will be key to how your trip goes. You can be the biggest hero in EWE, or the biggest villain. The choice is up to you.

But, wait a second, something here in the info box of the contract sent to you is missing. You'd better fill that in before you get to the Chairman. You don't want to be fired before you even start working now, do you? The Chairman of the EWE is like that.

Last Time on EWE

>You might have tried to get too much information about singles stallions/mares.

>You learned about Derpy having a crush on the Doctor and you teased her a bit.

>You might've tried to hit on Best Scout and at least get to try to know him better.

>You went home to sleep until the next day, got some nice new spandex outfits.

>You went to train with Bulk Biceps, eat some food, avoid Chrysalis.

>Now you're in a training match with Derpy, and you ended up getting thrown to the outside. Looks like it's time for a comeback.
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>Getting back in the ring, you congratulate Derpy on such a great move, before you both go to a grapple stance. Luckily you take your time and are able to get behind her, picking her up and slamming her to the mat as you mount her from behind. You quickly begin working on her forehoof, locking it into a hold, but she is able to get her way to the ropes to break your hold.

>Course the two of you get into another grapple, and you go for a quick suplex, which she then drops behind you and backdrops you on your front half as you grunt. She has you in a bridge of which you kick out before the three.

>The two of you trade back and forth moves until you actually end up whipping her into the corner, which you think of what you can do from here. Turnbuckle grapple? Throw her off and high risk dive? Charge into her? You could also pull her out of there and go for your Crossface finisher.
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>>29522710
We trained with Iron Will.
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>>29522849
I AM DRUNK.

And really just wanting something up.

We trained with Iron Will yes, but we stared at Bulk Biceps.
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>>29522746
Sure go for the finisher.
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>>29522746
Go for a Turnbuckle grapple!

Think I said this before, but I should find some videos for 'wrestling for dummies'.
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>>29523141
If you find any, please share.
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>>29523595
Fucks late.
Bump
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>>29525069
Full Nelson bump
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>>29522746
finisher
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>>29522746
>You drag her down to the middle of the ring and lock in the Crossface, the LeBell lock, the Yes Lock, whatever you want to call it. You think you should probably work on giving the finisher it's own name in the future. Derpy struggles in the hold, trying to force herself free, but cannot. She tries to move to the ropes, but she can't get there. She does roll the submission over to get you in a quick pin, but you instantly roll back over, keeping the move cinched in.

>You see the boss walking into the room, holding a coffee cup as he's drinking from it, just taking a look all around the training/exercising area. While you watch him, Derpy finally taps out, and you let go of the hold, helping her up to her hooves.

>After you do that, you notice the Boss just walking around, taking a look at some things, speaking to talent, so on and so forth.
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>>29527061
Ask Derpi about the boss. Does she know what he's doing?
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>>29527207
this
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>>29527207
agreed
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>>29527061
"So... what is the boss doing down here."

>"Well, most of the time the boss is busy in meetings and such. Sometimes he does come down and check on us though. Considering how many bits are going into this whole thing, I guess it's really not much of a surprise. He does seem tired though, I bet those meetings lasted extra long."
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>>29527533
Well that sure sucks. Hey do you want to continue or are you just about done sparing for now?
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>>29527533
Ask Derpy how things went with the Doctor. Did she get any action? If you know what. I mean.
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>>29528032
this works.
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>>29527533
Is the Doctor, you know. is he hung down there?
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>>29528153
also this
>>29528171
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>>29527533
>You nudge her with a hoof.

"So, how'd it go, you do anything with him, you know... Something special someponies would do? Also, if you did, how was it, you gotta tell me everything."

>She turns all red as her wings pomf out as she speaks, stuttering. "Well.. I... uh... I was going to ask him, Nita... but I... heh... kind of forgot."

>Course she forgot.
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>>29528710
Hm I have an idea to remind yourself to ask do it as he comes back from his next match.
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>>29528710
Oooooh. Filly. We gotta do something about that. It's only a matter of time before some other mare gets a hold of him. Maybe you should practice asking him out.
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>>29528710
>You give a smile.

"Derpy, you keep forgetting that, you'll never ask him. You should wait until the end of his next match and then ask him, you know. I'll help."

>You grin and pat her back with a hoof. She looks at you with a smile. "Heh... thanks Nita. You can help me remember. Though, asking him is going to be hard."

"I know, don't worry about it, I'll be there for support."

>And maybe the nice push. You give a small nod to comfort her. She'll be asking him in no time, if not, hey, you could always help put the whole thing in motion. You consider yourself a decent matchmaker.
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>>29529680
Just watch us ship all the single people here.
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>>29529680
Lets go watch the current match.
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>>29529680
Nothing like watching some fit sweating ponies groping each other, right Derpy?
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>>29530047
HQ day, no matches going on.

We can go watch promos though.
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>>29530384
Promos it is then!
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>>29530384
Lets do that.
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>>29530384
Maybe we can go talk to our boss and ask him what he thought about the fact we won the match against Roseluck.
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>>29530643
Nah we don't want to seem desperate.
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>>29530758
Desperate for what? We could be honestly curious about Mythic's performance.
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>>29530384
I'm thinking watching the promos OT looking for Rose.

Or can we check Ponebook or ponychan about Incognita.
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>>29531284
>Or can we check Ponebook or ponychan about Incognita.
Oh I like this idea.
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>>29531277
Desperate for validation.
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I know we're at least going to the media/promo floor.

Are we going to talk to the boss or not?
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>>29531623
I vote leave the boss alone for now maybe just a simple hello.
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>>29531623
Boss then promo
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Looks to be a split, I'm gonna sleep and see what others say and... then we'll move. If it's still a tie, I'll coin flip.
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>>29531678
a tip if you wake up and it is still a tie try a strawpoll those often get more responses as there are a few players floating around who normally don't post but will take part in a poll.
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>>29531678
I say we just say hey to the boss nothing more, if he comments on our first match that's good, if not that's fine, after that we go watch promos
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>>29529680
>You bid hello to the boss, not really wanting to seem desperate for approval. He gives you a nod and sips his coffee. You quickly take Derpy out of the ring and head out of the room.

"I think we're going to go to that media and promo room, right?"

>She gives a nod as the two of you head through the halls and she basically leads you to the big room where everything's split off. Talent's brought their devices and stuff here and is using it to keep track of fans and such.

>You do find a public laptop and begin using your hooves to go to ponychan, to check up and see what they thought of your NXTE debut.

>Looks like it's been received about as well as it could be on ponychan, but of course, they have their own ships for you already made up. Some of them obviously don't like the fact that you beat Roseluck though.

>There's no porn drawn of you yet on ponychan. Though... porn can happen at any moment. Any moment.
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>>29534080
I'm absolutely amazed that there are no lesbian wrestling pics yet.
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>>29534368
If you mean on Ponychan, there are, just none of you.

If you mean here... I don't know.
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>>29534381
Ponychan, and that kind of stuff can come into existence VERY quickly. I remember porn showing up for a new episode while it was still airing.
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>>29534421
Well, you aren't really on main roster.

So it's a much smaller fraction of people watching you then it would if you were on main roster.

Which if you were, there'd be porn already done.

But right now you're stuck in just a typical side general about the development roster.
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>>29534451
That's what I wanted our character's reaction to be btw.
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>>29534080
>There's no porn drawn of you yet on ponychan.
>no porn of you
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>>29534451
It's best to look for porn at home. Don't want anyone to know if we're doing anything fishy!
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>>29534080
So who are we getting shipped with.

Specificly what did they think of the way we reacted to our victory I remember they cheered roseluck for once.
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>>29534451
Let's read a fanfic about Incognita.

QM: Please make it as cringy as possible
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>>29534080
>You check the shipping, seems like a lot of them are shipping you with Roseluck for whatever reason. Roseluck being a Tsundere.

>There's even some guy writing a greentext, and... well, there wasn't any image porn, but now there's a greentext involving you, Roseluck, and way too much Spandex and Rope. It just sounds plain uncomfortable. Also, eating a turnbuckle pad, is that even possible?

>You shudder and close down ponychan before you end up completely unable to look away from the site. That's enough of that stuff. It might be time to go watch a promo.
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>>29535326
Yeah lets go promo.
Start to wonder what the turnbuckle pad tastes like.
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>>29535358
Sweat, tears, blood, hormones.
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>>29535326
After the promo, and if Derpy is willing, we should help her practice confessing to Dr. Hooves or what's his name by imagining Incognita as the doctor.
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>>29535326
Get heated to the thought of tieing ponies in rope.
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>>29535730
Nah we should be a sub.
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>>29535730
>>29535826
Switch.
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>>29535326
Daydream about a tied up blue blood at your mercy.
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>>29535730
>>29535826
You can be into both.
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>>29535990
Hot.
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>>29535326
>Your mind dives into a semi-sexual nature, but you shake all the kinky thoughts out of your head. This isn't the time for this kind of thing. You are out in public.

>That stuff's kept in bed, more than likely. You go back over to Derpy, who seems to be staring at Muffin Mart website, trying to get some muffins. You look at her.

"Let's, uh, go watch the promo, Derpy. Then you can ask me out like I'm the doctor."

>The two of you walk as she responds. "But, you aren't the Doctor, you're Nita. You aren't a stallion like the doctor... Or the same color..."

>You give a smile as you pat her on the back with a hoof.

"It's just practice, pretend you know. But, right now we're going to go watch the promos."

>You and her head into the promo room to watch some of the promos going on. Oh, wait, Chrysalis is here.
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>>29536618
We're not flirting with BS right now so it should be fine. Let's just watch the promo.
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>>29536618
Don't show any fear to Chrysalis plop your arse down and watch.
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Yay wrestling thread
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>>29536618
Pay the giant changelings no mind.
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>>29536618
Does Chrysalis got tha booty?
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>>29537621
she do
At least she would if I could upload this image!
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>>29537631
Do it! Just do it!
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>>29537631
if you can post the image, post the link
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>>29536618
>You can't see the booty from here. Refusing to be intimidated, you sit down to watch the promo. From what it sounds like she's cutting a promo on Celestia.

>Considering the two are currently in a feud with has claimed the life of many announcer tables, probably those with a Griffon announcing team, this isn't much of a shocker.

>With Equestrimania coming over the horizon, it's obvious that the two are on a collision course with each other.

>You wonder if you should scan the room for Best Scout.
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>>29539422
Heck yeah we should. Where is our favorite 'totally not a changeling or a spy'?
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>>29539422
Look for best scout with Chrysalis is distracted.
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>>29539422
yes, we need to find our best bug friendo
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>>29539422
Give a quick glance but it is vital Chrysalis does not notice us doing so.
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>>29539422
>You take a quick look around while Chrysalis is busy talking about how she'll tear Celestia in half. Uh huh, right. Sure she will.

>You look up at the room's ceiling, don't see anyone, before you go back to watching her before she notices you looking.

>You take a closer look around, and see a changeling in the bug... He's got a weird disguise on, spiky grey hair and a pair of glasses.

>That... totally looks like Best Scout to you.

>You get up and slowly head over to him, but then you hear the promo stop as Chrysalis looks at you. "What in Tartarus do you think you're doing, unicorn?"

>You crane your neck back to look at her and think of something to say.
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>>29541244
Look her dead in the eye. no fear.

Saying hello to your spy.
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>>29541244
Do you know where's the restroom?
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>>29541244
Walking?
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This is where I wait till I get a second on a choice.

>>29541254
If this does get seconded, I'm rolling a dice for the result.
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>>29541849
Make up a lie
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>>29541244
>You blatantly lie.

"Do you know where the restroom is?"

>She looks at you like you're some kind of idiot and points out of the room. "You're joking, right? Out of the promo room, it's the door marked a restroom, obviously. I can't believe you don't know where things are."

>Yep, she's kind of a dick.
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>>29542284
More lying.
>Oh thank goodness. I was just checking in case I forgot.
Find a spot to sit behind Best Scout.
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>>29542284
So what's Chrysalis going to focus on? Celestia, her rival? Or Incognita, the new fresh meat that isn't worth her time? Because I'd image Celestia trying to continue the promo despite Chrysalis's presence.
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>>29542284
Apologize; we're new.
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>>29542543
>Find a spot to sit behind Best Scout.
Nah best let her think we are so stupid we really did not know where the restroom was.
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>>29543005
But then we won't be near best scout while we watch the promo.
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>>29542284
Hey senpai? How do promos go down in EWE or WWE? A wrestle comes to promote an event, and another wrestler(s) may or may not appear. Do you have a good example of a promo?
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>>29543343
Usually, Promos are meant to hype up future events/matches in the company. They also to be used to further a storyline by insulting the opponent that you're set up with while putting yourself over, but you don't want to outright bury the opposing talent because if you lose it makes you look like the worst. Other times promos are used to change someone from a good guy to a bad guy or vice-versa.

Good example of a Solo Promo. You really can't go wrong with The Rock. Other talents that you can't go wrong with, promo-wise would be Steve Austin during his 3:16 Phase, Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxacPGsCbQ
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>>29542284
Just keep playing stupid. We shall make a boon out of her arrogance.
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>>29542284
"Oh, thank you, I was just checking in case I forgot, I'm still new."

>She looks at you for a few moments, scoffing a bit, then goes back to focusing on her promo. You think about going to sit by Best Scout, but that's probably not the best idea at the moment.

>You also think about straight up attempting to fight Chrysalis, but this would probably not end well for you at all. Though you do take a look back at you, and his eyes do make contact for a small moment, before looking straight back at Chrysalis, paying attention to his queen.

>You give a quiet chuckle to yourself as you look back at Chrysalis, trying to pay attention to her promo as well and not look super suspicious right now.

>At least until Celestia comes into the promo room, obviously distracting Chrysalis. The two begin to converse to one another on camera, Chrysalis taking up a mocking tone for the Sun Princess. You do slink off a bit in the distraction to take a seat behind Best Scout, who looks extremely worried with Celestia and Chrysalis being in the same room at the same time.
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>>29545843
As we make our way out give Best Scout another quick glance at out butt and move on to what else is there to do.
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>>29545843
Ask him what he thinks about the fight.
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>>29545917
You want to leave just as we find someplace to sit?
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>>29545932
No, I meant for when the promo is over.
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>>29545843
So any repairs today.
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>>29545843
Pssst. Is that you Scout? You seemed worried. What's wrong?
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>>29547248
I wonder if we should call him by the name he gave yesterday but there are also benifits to saying scout.
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>>29547921
Well if he corrects us we could just play it off as him looking like someone we know.
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>>29548363
That works calling him scout it is.
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>>29545843
>Considering Best Scout isn't in any disguise at the moment, you speak to him.

"Pssst. Is that you Scout? You seem worried, what's wrong?"

>He takes a glance back at you and replies. "Not a good idea when Chrysssssalisssss and Cccccelesssssstia are in the sssssame placcccce. Ssssssomething is going to happen."

>You take a look back at the scene, seeing Chrysalis and Celestia face to face. The Queen Bug going into detail all the times that Celestia's ended up being defeated, pointing out she's not as strong as everyone things she is. Or maybe she has a thing for being held captive.

>Scout seems to be twitching a bit, his eyes looking at the exit as he begins to plan out an escape plan, it's obvious he doesn't want to be here with things that could get volatile at any moment.

>You reach over and lightly pat him on the back, to try to console him, or at least curb his worry. It's not working as well as you'd hope.
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>>29549136
Is a fight between Chrysalis and Celestia so intense that you would consider considering escape? How bad could it possible be?
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>>29549136
lets leave with him
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>>29549161
this
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>>29549136
Oh cool. He didn't deny his name.

Actually, not cool. This must be really bad if he's not admonishing Mystic for saying his name.
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>>29549136
Go over and greet Celestia. Or slowly walk to the door and wait for Best Scout to follow
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>>29550346
Yeah let's not do that. Something tells me that we'll be paying the hospital an early visit if we intervene Chrysalis's and Celestia's showdown.
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>>29550380
Then onwards to the door!
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>>29550390
Nah. I wanna see where this goes. Or at least ask Scout what's going to happen when shit hits the fan.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12406414

DECIDE VIA POLL because it's still all over the place.
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>>29550641
Voted.
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>>29550641
On the chance that we do leave, let's be discrete about it. Can Scout duck under the seats and shapeshift so no one sees that tell tale sign of changeling transformation?
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>>29549136
let's be prepared to book it with best scout
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>>29549136
>You motion Best Scout to the exit. The two of you slowly sneak off towards the door, Chrysalis now just prodding Celestia in the face with a hoof as she continues to insult her. Celestia's horn begins to glow as you both quickly leave the room.

>Which was good because while the door closes, you see a light fixture flying towards Chrysalis, and you can hear lasers, explosions, and other ponies screaming and panicking from the room.

>Well, Best Scout was probably right to be worried. You take a deep breath and look down at Best Scout.

"Does that sort of thing happen often?"

>He shakes his head lightly. "No, but the Queen hatesssssss Cccccelessssstia. Exxxxxtremely much ssssso. We'll be fine out here. I hope."
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>>29552750
can we go spying with best scout in bad disguises now?
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>>29552750
So how have you been Scout? Good?
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>>29552750
So what were you doing in the promo room were there repairs to be done?
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>>29553186
... He's actually wearing a different disguise right now.

In meta, he's trying to imitate Don King.
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>>29552750
Hey Scout. There was a not changeling I met a while ago. He looked a bit like you.
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>>29553199
I still think we should ask him as a joke hammer home to him that we know.
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>>29553199
Is best scout for sexuals?
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>>29553657
Definitely
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>>29552750
Ask if Scout wants to go anywhere. If he says yes then take the lead and flaunt your stuff.
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>>29552750
"Hey, weren't you in a different outfit, doing repairs? What happened to those? Did you fix them?"

>He looks at you with his squinting eyes, before giving you an eyeroll. "I wasssss not here... That wasssss sssssome other changeling." You give a light chuckle, thinking to yourself about how it was obviously him. At this point you think everyone knows it was him.

>This is where you realize something important....

>You left Derpy inside the Promo Room.
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>>29555099
Uh oh, we better go help our friend. Remember to stay low.
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>>29555099
Oh shit lets just rush in and grab her.
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>>29555099
We gotta save her - wait. She has ridiculous luck. Who knows. Maybe Derpy so howe had managed to defeat Chrysalis by accident. Whatever. Let's sneak in. Scout can cum along for the .
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>>29555245
...View
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>>29555159
Also interesting that he did not deny being a changling that time (dont say this it is just an observation)
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Bmup
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>>29555099
Ooh, that was a changeling weird cause he said he wasn't. He was very adamant about that.

Let's just float derby out with magic.
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>>29556396
Unicorn powah.
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>>29555099
>You open the door, quickly searching and seeing Derpy chewing on a muffin while magical lazers go flying around the room as Celestia and Chrysalis are fighting. A bunch of ponies rush out, almost trampling you and Best Scout, luckily the two of you sidestepped.

>Derpy's just sitting back and watching the lights and explosions, but you focus and use your magic to drag Derpy out of there and slam the door shut, giving a sigh after the whole thing.

"Derpy, are you okay?"

>Derpy gives a nod, her mouth still full of muffin, not able to speak at the moment. You wipe the brow of your mask a bit, thanking your lucky stars that you weren't blasted in the face with magic or something.

>You turn back to Best Scout and speak.

"Huh... well, he said he wasn't a Changeling."

>He sweat drops as he looks at you, giving a bit of a hiss as he looks away. "Well, that'sssss what both changelingsssss and non-changelingsssss would sssssay. He could've been one."
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>>29557148
"Are you sure Best Scout? I thought he was pretty cute and was just about to ask him out to dinner. Then again he was kinda sweet maybe I don't care what he is."

I wonder if he'll change his mind about blowing his disguise at this.
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>>29557148
Are we really safe standing just outside the door?
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>>29557185
This but maybe not the part about dinner.
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>>29557806
Yeah didn't think about that, it's too soon, wouldn't want to come off as desperate.
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>>29557148
>Oh well that's a shame. That changeling was kind of cute. I was considering asking him if he wanted to go to the arcade after work.
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>>29558165
I'd go with nice instead of cute. I like the rest of it though.
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>>29557185
>>29557806
This
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Going gambling, will run when I return.

Have a wrestling picture.
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>>29560005
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>29557148
"Are you sure Best Scout? I thought he was pretty nice and was just about to ask him if he wanted to do something. Then again he was kinda sweet maybe I don't care what he is."

>Best Scout looks at you, his eyes squinting a bit as he looks at you. "... Liesssss. Changelingsssss are not liked by poniesssss unlesssssssss we trick them to give usssss love."

>He just continues to squint at you, but you can see a little green blush on his face as he then quickly looks at Derpy, and points his forehoof at her. Derpy's apparently spaced out, still eating her muffin as she's not really paying attention right now.

>Best Scout responds to you. "What about her anywaysssss, sssssshe'sssss your friend, issssn't ssssshe?"
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>>29562689
That's different. She has someone else.
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>>29562689
Yes I suppose she is but a pony can have more then one friend.
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>>29562689
That's not true I like you.
And I'm sure the other ponies would like you too if you just treated them nicer.

Also Derpy is a friend but you can always have more than one friend...and besides she, not my coltfriend.
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>>29562812
This needs to be refined of all the impurities. Bump.
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>>29562812
>That's not true, I like you and I'm sure the other ponies would like you too, if you just treated them nicer.

>Derpy is a friend, but you can always have more than one friend...and besides it's not like she can be my coltfriend.~
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>>29562689
>What about Derpy? Yes, she's a friend, but I wasn't sure if she had plans of her own.

>>29562812
He's not asking about coltfriend
>>29563619
And a little to fast and hard with the relationship.
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>>29563998
Agreed focus on friendship now
it will make it all the sweeter when we finaly peg that bugbutt
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>>29564058
I'm all for relationships and shipping. It's just that, I'm worried that if it goes too fast, it'll be more of a novelty and a chore then something to look forwards too.
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>>29563998
>>29564098
>>29564058
I was just trying to fluster the guy sorry you're right. That was perhaps a bit too much.
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>>29565058
Sorry may, I didn't know. Maybe I'm just being stupid right now.
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Trying to dig through this and figure out what you want to do. Sounds like say Derpy's your friend and try not to go super hard for Scout.
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>>29568712
Yes
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>>29568712
That sounds about right don't want to lay things on too strong.
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>>29568712
That works.
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Bemp
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>>29562689
"She's just one of my friends, you know? I mean, if you wanted, we could be friends too."

>He just stares at you, squinting as he responds. "Thisssss isssss a trap, issssn't it?"

"It's not a trap, Best Scout."

>He buzzes a bit, his changeling wings spasming as he thinks about your request. He then gives a small shrug. "Okay... fine... but if thisssss isssss a trap, you will regret it... Underssssstand 'Nita?"

>Your friendship has started with Best Scout. Best to just take baby steps with him for now.
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>>29571118
Ask the bug if he wants to seal the friendship a hug.
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>>29571118
Oh I wouldn't dream about fooling you. Now how about we seal the deal with a friendship hug?
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>>29571118
>go to work
>find Iron Will and pump some iron
>forgot you ate breakfast, so you go fill up your tum tum
>Work out a bit more
>go check out the promo
>GTFO the promo due to laser light show
>current party members consist of Derpy and Best Scout
>what do?
Did anyone have plans? One time is it now? Anyone want to watch a movie?
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>>29571118
Ask if we can hug him.
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>>29571118
Has Scout ever tried cantaloupe sorbet?
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>>29571118
Ask how long it usualy takes Chrysalis and Celestia to stop fighting.
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>>29571118
>The sounds from the room seem to have calmed down, the two are probably done with their magical brawl at the moment.

"So, do you want to seal the friendship with a hug?"

>He looks at you and slowly extends his fore legs, the two of you hug for a moment, and he hisses lightly, trying hard to not just consume the love from the hug, or just the hug in general. After you let him go, you speak again.

"Either of you have any plans? Want to go watch a movie or something."

>Derpy gives a light chuckle and rubs the back of her head with a hoof. "Actually... uh.... I'm going to go see the Doctor, Nita. So, I won't be tagging along with you two."

>Best Scout shakes his head, he doesn't have any plans. You could go take him to the movies, though... or go home.
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>>29573448
We cannot let best scout see us out of costume yet.
Say you will have to do it some other time and you will see both of them soon.
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>>29573448
We can still take him to the movies.

>>29573517
I don't think there's any rules about wearing our costume in public. Not like we're famous or anything either.
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>>29573448
Taking him home might be a bust. Or maybe not. He could or could not figure out our identity.
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>>29573448
>starts quest in two in the morning
Jebus Crunch that's late.
Good luck to you and Derpy. I hope you get the Doctor this time. And you Scout? What do you want to so? Ice cream? Movies? What.
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>>29574098
Since when was our identity a secret?
Non-wrestling ponies not knowing I get, but why do we need to hide it from our co-workers?
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>>29574172
Oh yeah, you're right. I was checking anonpone for anything about keeping Mystic's identity secret from all but her boss. There was no mentioning of it. I just figured it would be great for publicity if no one saw or knew the real Incognita.
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>>29574172
Not him but I don't want Chrysalis to identify us.
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>>29574267
Couldn't she just ask the boss if she wanted to know?
I don't think there's anything stopping him from telling her.
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>>29573517
This
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>>29574284
If having an unknown wrestle garner more publicity, our boss will be smart and deny Chrysalis.
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>>29574306
Bump
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>>29573448
Movies. I vote movies.
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Bunch of stuff to do today, this might not get ran at all, sorry all.
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>>29576595
Bump
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>>29577268
Bump
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>>29578411
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>>29581073
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>>29573448
>You take best Scout to the movies. The whole movie thing goes off pretty well. Scout gets introduced to the glory of movie theater popcorn and almost gets himself completely addicted. You also wore your costume out, and a few ponies knew who you were. Not many though. Ah, the signs of being kind of famous but not really.

>After the movie night, the two of you head your separate ways, as you need to rest up.

>The rest of the week was pretty uneventful, at least until you reached the next week, the main show is actually happening. You can go and watch the main show of EWE, and be there for your friend Derpy, or you can just go back to bed and skip tonight.
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>>29582374
Nah let's go cheer Derpy on. She'll need all the pep. Or not. Mare has some incredible kinds of luck.
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>>29582374
Watch Derpy and if iron will is fighting tonight watch him too.
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>>29582374
Watch the show.
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>>29582374
Buy a foam finger. Hang out with Lyra during the show and talk about hands.
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>>29582374
>You go to the arena to watch the show, purchasing a foam finger. Why you bought a foam finger is anyone's guess is but yours.

>While heading backstage, you do see Derpy walking around pretty nervously. She's got a match tonight, so it must just be pre-match jitters. Typical for some ponies.

>Either way, you can go walk over to her and comfort her, or you can ask her if she's had any help with Doctor Hooves. That second one might not be a good idea actually, since she is wrestling tonight, but you're thinking about all possibilities right now.
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>>29584119
Just tell her good luck with her match.
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>>29584119
Cheer the fuck out of her. Get her pumped like obe of Iron Wills pep talks.
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>>29584119
Talk with Derpy about doctor hooves to calm her nerves and get her mind off the match. Then wish her luck.
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>>29584119
Pep talk time:
>"Listen here Derpy Hooves. Don't you get cold hooves on me now. You are going out there, and you are going to wrestle. Weather you win or lose you will fight for the right! . . . Or don't try too hard? Your lucky is pretty odd at times. Maybe try hard in spirit."
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>>29584799
Bump
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>>29584119
>You walk up to Derpy, wishing her good luck for her match. Also, you tell her you'll be rooting for her. You were about to give her a peptalk, but she gets talked to by one of the backstage workers, telling her she needs to get into position.

>Some other time perhaps, but you do see Lyra walk by, she motions for you to follow her as she speaks to you. "Come on, the group is going to go to a nice place to watch Derpy's match, are you coming or not? We've actually already got someone up there who Derpy told us you were interested in."

>Seems like you're now part of the group, which is a good thing. Shall you follow Lyra?
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>>29585886
Cooleo dudleo. Lead the way. I have a feeling it's Roseluck. If not her then maybe Iron Will, the Scout.
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>>29585886
Boop Lyra with the foam finger. We must awaken her inner humey in her.

My little human, my little human, aah aah aah aaahhhh~
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>>29586181
This
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>>29585886
Follow lyra
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>>29586702
Bump
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Where's Best Scout bump?
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>>29585886
>You follow Lyra into the crowd. There's a small assortment of characters there, the ones you met backstage on NXTE and... well, Roseluck and Best Scout are actually both there. For some reason or another, Best Scout isn't really wearing any sort of disguise.

>You do boop Lyra in the muzzle with the foam finger, giving a grin.

"You know, I like these sorts of things, foam fingers they call them, but I don't even know what a finger actually is."

>She looks at you, as she gives a little chuckle. "You don't even know Anthropology, do you?"

>You give a little smirk, not saying a word.
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>>29589679
No you will have to tell me about it some day.
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>>29589679
What is that like the study of antelopes?
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>>29589679
I have not heard much about it but I might be a bit interested in hearing more.

But we should pay attention to the match.

Say hi to Best Scout.
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>>29589679
Boop Scout and Rose.
>So why are you guys here? Gonna cheer for Derpy as well?
I have a sneaking suspecious that Scout is more here for us then Derpy, which is cute.
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>>29589679
Ask how Rose has been doing since our fight.
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>>29589679
Does Scout has hia head frills slick back? Is his chitin extra shiny? can we make this a date?
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>>29589679
Alright! Who's got the snacks? Someone pass the popcorn.
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>>29589679
We can educate us on how Derpy and her competitor fights when serious.
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>>29592162
*educate ourself
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>>29589679
What of we equip a foam finger on each hoof? That's three times more the cheer than we currently have.
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>>29593774
If we do, we should stick one on our head too.
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>>29594892
PENTA BOOP!
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>>29594929
All the boops.
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>>29595868
Yes!
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>>29589679
>You say hi to Best Scout and Roseluck by booping them with your form finger. Both of them give you typical nose scrunches. Especially Roseluck, who pushes the foam finger down with a hoof. "... Do not do that."

>You debate putting on an absurd amount of foam fingers but you don't have enough foam fingers in your inventory. Borrowing them from fans would seem like a jerk move and the merchandise tables are too far away.

>Ah, the difficulty. Also, hey, there's a seat in-between Best Scout and Roseluck. Not anymore, as you sit down between the two. Obviously someone set this up, but who. It probably was Lyra. Probably. You can't be too sure. You turn to Rose.

"How are you doing?"

>She continues to watch the ring as Derpy is coming out first, not looking at you. "... I'm doing alright."
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>>29596621
Lets not push it.
Ask her who derpy is up against we did not actually check.
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>>29596800
this
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>>29596621
Yeah we didn't get the memo. Who's Derly's competitor?
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>>29596621
"Who is Derpy facing?"

>She looks at you and gives a sigh. "Well, she's actually facing..."

>Music interrupts her as Starlight Glimmer walks out on stage. Oh... well... this should be quite interesting.

>Though this might not work out so well for Derpy in the slightest.
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>>29599098
We shouldn't count her out. Her luck could be enough to give her a chance.
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>>29599098
Oooooooh. Damn. Let's flag down one of those ponies carrying food around. Get some veggie dogs and and pop corn.
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>>29599098
Ask Rose if she thinks Derpy has a chance.
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>>29599098
Lets watch the fight and cheer derpy on.
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>>29599098
What's Derpy's theme?
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>>29601282
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>>29599098
Starlight has good magic but that doesn't count for shit in wrestling so I'm hoping to see her get destroyed in this match
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>>29599098
>You get some concessions from a traveling vendor, and eat some popcorn while you speak to her.

"So, think Derpy has a chance."

>Rose just keeps watching as Starlight enters the ring, before replying. "Well... She always does but... I don't know in this case."

>You give a nod, tossing more popcorn into your mouth as the two size each other up. The ref rings a bell, and Derpy extends a hoof for a hoofshake. Starlight grabs the hoof and then promptly hoofdrags her down on her back, standing overhead. You make a mental note that hoofshakes pre-match might not be the best idea.

>Starlight continues to work the foreleg of Derpy, but Derpy is able to throw her off with the other foreleg before getting up. You continue to eat popcorn as you watch the two trade moves. Roseluck's focused on the match, and Best Scout is currently trying to steal your popcorn.
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>>29602568
Feed best scout some popcorn.
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>>29602568
What a dirty fighter tKing advantage of a handshake like that.
Put some popcorn in best scouts mouth.
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>>29602568
TK some popcorn to Best Scouts mouth.
>... I don't know in this case."
Wow. Foreboding much? What do you mean?
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>>29602568
40k
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>>29603911
No
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>>29603911
What?
Darkest Hour has some 40k influence did you mean to post there?
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>>29604997
No, that was on purpose. Say, how much do you think the MC is getting paid?
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>>29605231
If a bit is a dollar, they're making ~25K a year as a base salary. Does not include merch or bonuses for special events or anything.

We're starting at the low end.
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>>29605270
Well it's, not the worst I guess.
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>>29602568
Why is Rose luck unsure about Derpy's chances of success?
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>>29605270
Does communist mare make more the Mystic?
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>>29605515
She's on the main roster, so yes. Undoubtedly so.
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>>29605523
That's not fair. Booooooooo!
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>>29605523
I take it there's not enough players for you to work with?
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>>29606139
Headache, other projects affecting stuff.

Plus I'm normally slow.
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>>29607149
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Gonna be busy for a while, sorry.

Not running till late tonight.
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>>29608613
I wonder where Scout lives.
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Bump?
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>>29609437
Probably in the hive with Chrysalis.

I wonder how mad she would get if we turned him into a newling.
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>>29611410
If it's anything like the show she's going to be VERY angry.
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>>29611410
How sad. He still lives with his mom.
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>>29611462
Well it is not like he is an entire hive.
On the other hand he is one of her most important lings.
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>>29611626
>one of her most important lings
I think that's only in his head.
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>>29611983
I still think the incompetence is an act.
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>>29612040
That would be Heart breaking.
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>>29612441
How so?
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>>29612547
He's our friend and a qt, duh.
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>>29612547
Yey what the first anon that relied to you said. It would suc to lean that the incompetent, endearing, cute little bug was more cunning then we expected. I mean so long as he doesn't ruin Mystic's career using some deception then I'm fine. Though I am fine with a super scout pretending to be an incompetent scout.
Shit, did I contradict myself?
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Hey.

We'll actually be playing later.

Sorry for delays.
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>>29613491
>>29613539
If he is just pretending to be retarded it is probably just about spy stuff he would still have his other cute niavitys.
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>>29602568
>While you let Best Scout have some popcorn, you raise an eyebrow at Roseluck.

"Why do you say that?"

>She continues to look forward. "Luck can only get you so far here. As much as Derpy's liked... she just doesn't have as much skill as others do."

>Starlight takes Derpy down to the mat with a snap suplex and then rolls her out of the ring, heading out.

>Roseluck continues to look out. "And Starlight can have a little bit of a mean streak on occasion. You know... I heard you were offered a spot on the main roster and turned it down. Why would you do such a thing."

>Starlight whips Derpy into the barricade, and then runs at her, jumping off her hooves as she tackles her into the barrier.
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>>29617209
We wanted to work our way up to the top slowly rather than diving in headfirst.
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>>29617209
Dunno I guess I just wanted to work my way up.
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>>29616260
No not really
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>>29617209
>"....I heard you were offered a spot on the main roster and turned it down. Why would you do such a thing."
Just point at Glim Glam. Because we'd have to fight a bunch of ponies that would be a bit stronger then us.
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>>29617209
I didn't feel like I was ready just yet for the big leagues.
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>>29617209
"I just wanted to work my way up, is all. Plus well..."

>You point at Starlight Glimmer who basically throws Derpy back into the ring, sliding in after her. Starlight stalks her and attempts to end the match, but Derpy quickly turns a charge into a small package, hooking up her hooves. It's only a two count as Glimmer kicks out and stomps at Derpy while she's down, a bit angry she almost got upset like that.

>Roseluck goes back to looking at the match in the middle of the ring. "Derpy does pull off some miracles now and again though... The only negative is that... well... if she tries and fails, well... you can see how angry someone gets at almost being upset like that."

>Starlight puts Derpy into the corner and uses her hooves to pick her up and seat her on the top turnbuckle, going up there. This... could not end well for Derpy... or Starlight if Derpy gets lucky.
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>>29619049
Lets try some cheering.
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>>29619049
On the other hand anger leads to mistakes an almost finishing blow can bait somebody into taking an actually finishing blow.
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>>29619049
"Come on Derpy, you can't loose to that dirty commie!"

Would this be one of those moments where we could walk on stage and beat Shimmer with a chair?
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>>29619133
No these are supposed to be proper fights.
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... Might have drank a little too much in disappointment of Fastlane.
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>>29619049
>You cheer for Derpy, chanting her name. You actually start a bit of a chant and Derpy actually pushes Starlight off. She jumps up for a Crossbody... But Starlight catches her in midair.

>The powerbomb attempt is blocked though, and Derpy slides behind Starlight, quickly rolling up Starlight in a backslide. Ref dives to make the count, 1...2...3! Starlight kicks out after the three count, and the ref rings the bell in victory for Derpy.

>Starlight is not happy that she got cheated and instantly hits a sliding kick on Derpy, knocking her out of the ring.
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>>29624432
Boooo! What a cunt! You guys thing we'll get publicity if we go fight Starlight?
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>>29624432
What a sore loser
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>>29624467
No.
If starlight continues to attack her maybe we should head down but if she is done just leave it.
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>>29624472
What? If you mean by brutally disfiguring her face, breaking bones or then like then I'm all for kicking her ass and making her our bitch.
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>>29624472
We do say we would have her back if she promised the same.
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>>29624432
If the ref doesn't do something grab a chair and kick Shimmer's ass.
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>>29624498
It's glimglam, not baconmane.
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>>29624498
Baconmane's soooooon, this is Communism Mare.
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>>29624744
>>29625255
This dos not change my vote. They will both feel the cold sting of a fold up chair to the face sooner or later.

Now let's play wack a' commie!
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>>29625344
Go back to your failed village commie scum! Communism sounds good on paper but it's a shit fest when applied!
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>>29625344
Only if she keeps attacking derpy if she is done just drop it for now.
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>>29625255
What is Communism mares theme?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
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Nump
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>>29626214
Maybe.

But if we're going by old WWE themes, just take https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdunmoJVrqU and you know, obviously, change the tron.

That or make her Rusev.
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>>29624432
>You get out of your seat, giving your popcorn to Best Scout. Roseluck gets up, holding you back as you watch Glimmer get out of the ring and taunt Derpy for a bit. Lucky for her, she just leaves and heads back to the back. On the way she takes a look at you, giving a smile as she heads to the back.

>Derpy slowly gets to her hooves, slumping over to the barricade, getting patted and cheered a bit by the crowd. She waves a bit and heads to the back. Best Scout reaches up and pokes you in the side, as you look at him. He holds the popcorn up to you. "Are you going to sssssssee Derpy?"

>You probably should. Also, Roseluck is still holding you back from probably making a bad decision by going after Starlight. Course, you always could anyways.
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>>29629420
Forget the stupid commie horse for now. Lets see how Derpy is doing.
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>>29629420
Let best scout keep the popcorn and let's go check on derpy.

Ensure Roseluck we won't go after Starlight...unless she throws the first punch then we'll give her commie ass the business.
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>>29629420
Ok Rose we're good. Just gonna check on Derpy I swear.
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>>29629420
Lets just go see derpy.
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>>29629420
We're not gonna go after Starlight juuuust yet. Let's find Derpy.
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>>29629420
We'll get that cunt someday. Maybe suprised her during one of her matches.
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>>29629420
>On the way she takes a look at you, giving a smile as she heads to the back.
Biiiiiiiiiiitch she's on our shit list.
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>>29630318
>Maybe suprised her during one of her matches.
Why would you violate the santicity of the sport like that.
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>>29631383
Don't they do that all the time?
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>>29631491
Yeah but that is all a play this is actuall compitition.
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>>29631497
Well fine I guess.
>>29629420
Ask Rose about it. Was that just an act or was she legitimately a cunt?
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Probably will be a little bit of play today, after dinner specifically.
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Dinner is over, playing now.
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>>29629420
>You explain to Roseluck that you're just going to go back and check on Derpy. That's it. Nothing else. After promising you won't go crazy looking for Starlight, she lets you leave. Best Scout and Roseluck stay behind at the moment.

>You head alone into the backstage area. After talking to a non-descript backstage member, you learn that Derpy's in with the doctor. You hope that it's nothing serious.

>You head to the Doctor's office and see Derpy lying on her stomach. The Doctor pony, not her doctor though, is seated on top of her, checking out her left wing. "Seems like you've got a minor wingsprain. I think Glimmer must've kicked you in the wing when she lost. It'll be fine in a few days, there's nothing to worry about. I just need to wrap it to make sure you don't mess with it though." He climbs down off the table and begins to wrap her left wing, she groans a little bit at the discomfort.
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>>29634312
Glad it's nothing too bad Derpy.
Do we know if Starlight is typically like this? Ask Derpy about her.
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>>29634312
Congratulate derpy on a good match.
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>>29634312
Was that part of the "wrestling act?"
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>>29634312
"You wrestled great. Was that normally how she's like?"

>Derpy's still getting her wing bandaged, but the Doctor speaks up. "She's been like this a lot recently actually."

"How come?"

>The Doctor shrugs as he finishes up the wrapping. "Could be a lot of things. Could be the ones she's hanging out with, could be... just her general anger at not being in the main event."

>Derpy gets up and off the table, looking at her bandaged wing for a bit as you wonder if this is really Trixie's doing, since Glimmer seems to hang out with her a lot.
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>>29635339
Confront trixie. If you get the chance tell her you are a fan of her magic shows.
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>>29635339
Now how could Trixie be involved in this mm what could this mare have done to influence this already shitty mare?
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>>29635339
Trixie, naw. She's a salty bitch but in an adorable way.
I don't think she'd inspire Glimmer to go out of her way to hurt other wrestlers.
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>>29635339
>Your plan is to confront Trixie, however before you go, Derpy gives you a piece of the puzzle. "I mean, I don't know... Trixie did win the rumble, so she gets to be in the main event of Equestrimania while Starlight doesn't even have a match yet."

>You give a small nod, maybe it is jealousy because Trixie has that golden ticket to go wrestle in the Main Event to become the EWE Champion. Maybe Starlight's just a salty mare who thinks the whole show should revolve around her, but doesn't want to let Trixie see that side of her fully.

>Things are complicated backstage in EWE. You do bid Derpy farewell and head out of the Doctor's room as he continues to talk to the Derpster. You decide to prowl the backstage area, looking for either Starlight or Trixie.

>You find the two conversing in the locker room with each other. Do you want to go up and confront Trixie now? Do you want to wait it out and listen? Or should you go talk to one of the other wrestling ponies around? Twilight's around, Dash is around, even Rarity is still around. Lyra's here too, taking a look at a brass horseshoe that's just randomly on the floor.
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>>29636406
Listen in and see what they talk about.
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>>29636406
I want to ask Trixie about the championship. She worried about anyone in particular?
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>>29636406
Lets give them some privacy and go ask lyra about anthropology until trixie is available to talk to.
When we do talk to trixie tell her you are a fan of her magic shows.
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>>29636406
Snoop. Just snoop.
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Will start running soon again.
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>>29639004
How soon?
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>>29639926
Bleh, I was going to run something, but something family-related came up.
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>>29636406
>You decide to snoop on the two, acting like you're busy sitting down, focused on something else. The two are conversing.

>"So, best friend, what do you think about The Great and Powerful Trixie's title shot?"

>"You've asked that a lot Trixie. I think it's really great and all, but you keep bringing it up."

>"Well, I'm reminding you because I really need your back on the ppv."

>"Don't worry, it won't be a problem. I'm also going to make sure no one can steal that opportunity from you either."

>"You know I don't need to doing that, right Starlight?"

>"You don't, but I'm happy to offer it."
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>>29643332
That's sweet to do that for her friend but she should have more faith in Trixie.

I don't want to drag Trixie into our beef with Starlight. It might be a bit of a pain if this thing snowballed. Let's just wait until we can take that commie to the ring.
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>>29643332
What >>29643645 said.
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>>29643332
Well nothing to see here lets go ask lyra about anthropology.
I still want to tell trixie we are fans of her magic shows if we get the chance.
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>>29643332
>You decide to leave the room.

>Well, good news is, you didn't get into a fight with Starlight.

>Bad problem is... you literally bumped into Chrysalis. She looks down at you. "I heard that you've been making friends with one of my scouts, and distracting him from his duties to the hive. What do you have to say for yourself?"

>You probably should at least give her some kind of answer. Running might be not a good idea at this point.
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>>29646666
Are you just saying that to make him feel better?
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>>29646666
So does it work? Are all changelings related? Is there only one queen? Can there be kings, princes, and Princess changelings? How old is Chrysalis?
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>>29646666
We're interested in changelings.
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>>29646666
Because he needs a life pretending to be retarded all day is no way to live.
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>>29646873
>Because he doesn't need a life pretending to be retarded all day. That is no way to live.
Improve your grammar you autistic fuck. Yes I'm aware that my correction is far from perfect, but it's better then reading your incoherent ramblings.
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>>29646666
Ask her about the holes. Where did changelings come from? What does Mystic know about the current relations between changelings and equestria?
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>>29646782
>>29647287
This is not the time to ask about lings.
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>>29647282
That correction changes the emphasis from needs a life to pretending to be retarded.

I did mean to put a comma between life and pretending I am unsure why I did not.
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>>29646666
>making friends with one of my scouts, and distracting him from his duties
Isn't his job to watch the other ponies; so if he's haveing fun with us and doing that lets him into new social groups. Doesn't that mean he's doing his job?

I like scout, he's my friend.
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>>29646666
Do you want to hang out too Chrysalis?
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>>29646666
super satan has come to throw down in the ring
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Expecting to run a few parts super late tonight.

We're moving... Slowly but surely.
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Best friends with Best Scout when?
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Samurai Jack...

Then NJPW...

I got delayed, I'm sorry.
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>>29653747
Understandable
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>>29646666
>You tell her you're interested in changelings. She just upright scoffs at you. "Ha, you're obviously stupid or something if you think I'd believe such a stone-faced lie."

"But I'm not lying. I'd like to get to know more about your race. Plus, doesn't this get him in more circles so he can do his scouting job?"

>She squints at you. "You don't even know what his job is, how do you know his job is actually to scout you all. He could be throwing you a curveball or something."
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>>29657444
Well he is obviously trying to throw some sort of curveball with how incompetent he pretends to be. I am not going to pretend I know exactly what you have him doing but I will work it out.

besides he's my friend and you are going to have to learn to deal with that.
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>>29657444
He could be trying to throw a curveball but if that was the case why would you be telling me about it?

If that's the case you must really want him to fail.
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>>29657444
Oh. Good point. Eh whatever. He's still kind of a friend.
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>>29657444
Well I guess I could always look for another source of information about changeling that might be false, where as I would continue to spread false facts about changelings. Like how they have no souls or culturally undeveloped. I dunno. I just thought it would have been nice to learn from someone as important as you.
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>>29657444
So Scout typically talks to you about what he learns right? And how I know of this it's not really a secret. Do I really seem like the type to have interior motives?
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>>29657444
Has he been telling you about how my butt looks. Cause he studies that a lot when he thinks i'm not looking.
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>>29657966
I hope he was poetic about if that were the case.
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>>29657444
You mean to tell me Best Scout doesn't scout?
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>>29657444
"If he's throwing a curveball, he's making it kinda obvious, but why would you be telling me this?"

>She continues to squint at you as her wings buzz about. "Maybe I'm trying to separate the two of you, or maybe I'm just trying to spare you the betrayal that will come across you." She gives a small cackle before grabbing you by the chest of your outfit and lifts you slightly off the ground. "... Though... who knows, maybe I'm curious as to what he could see in some mare like you. Considering I usually give my changelings specific orders to not trust ponies as your kind hasn't proven trustworthy."

>You struggle a bit in her grip as she looks you dead in the eye. Her stare makes you freeze and you look back at her for a few extremely quiet moments. Luckily no one's really around to see this. After a few more tense seconds, she lets go of you and you land back on the floor. "... I don't see it."
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>>29660044
Well, he's normally looking at my butt so you might be staring at the wrong place.

So...wait. I'm still confused If I'm the one who isn't trustworthy then why would you be spare me the betrayal? Isn't the untrustworthy one usually the person doing the betraying?
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>>29660044
So the battle for best scout begins. I trust we can keep this less violent then your battles with Celestia.
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>>29660044
Maybe you're looking for the wrong thing.
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>>29660044
See wot m8?
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>>29660044
So does this mean you'll tell me things about changelings?
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>>29660632
I really do not think we should make this whole thing into a changling study mission.
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>>29660044
"Maybe you're just looking for the wrong thing."

>She just continues to look at you, about to say something as Best Scout comes into view, still eating popcorn. At seeing this, he quickly drops the bucket and dashes over, trying to get inbetween you too. "Queen.... pleassssse don't do thisssss now... Ssssshe'sssss my friend."

>Best Scout is trying to use his forelegs to block the path between the two, as she looks down at him with a scowl. "Go back to your position, NOW. This does not concern you."

>Best Scout looks down as he hisses lightly. "Okay, Queen.. I ssssshall do asssss you sssssay."

>You grab onto Best Scout with a hoof, pulling him beside you.

"I think he's fine. Look, why don't you just accept that ponies and changelings can be friends?"

>She stares at you. "I do not to explain it to you or anyone else."
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>>29663007
awww are you just afraid to see one of your own moving out into the world you really do care.
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>>29663007
*Do not need.

I'm drunk again.
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>>29663007
Hug the bug
Freely give him some love to snack on to show our trust.
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>>29663007
Give her the puppy eyes. KILL HER WITH CUTINESS!
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>>29663007
>>29663374 (this is me)
Tag team cutie eye lasers at her with Scout. Maybe throw in some quivering lips.
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>>29663124
If you're drunk, does that mean you'll spew out posts norepinephrine frequently?
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>>29663007
>You and Best Scout both double team her with puppy dog eyes. She growls in annoyance, "Whatever, I have a match today... we'll discuss this later."

>She seems visibly annoyed as she walks off, heading over to the gorilla position. Best Scout turns to you, and just looks you in the eyes.

>Then he puts a mustache on his face. "Now ssssshe won't be able to tell it'sssss me."

>You can't help but give a little smile at this. It's a ridiculously long gray mustache, almost going halfway down his body.
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>>29664305
Heh.
Oh I'm sorry sir, but do I know you?
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>>29664305
Now who are you supposed to be?
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>>29664305
So what's up Scout. Or should I say [insert name here]? Was there another match after Glimmer and Derpy?
How old are you?
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>>29664305
Oh, no my cute changeling friend has disappeared wherever could he have gone.
Excuse me sir could you help me find my friend.
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>>29664649
This
Say it in a really exagerated tone.
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>>29664305
What's your name handsome?
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>>29664305
>You stare at him.

"Oh my cute changeling friend has disappeared, wherever could he have gone? Oh, hello sir, do I know you? Have you seen my friend?"

>Sarcastic comments abounds, but he looks at you and just twirls his mustache. "I don't know where your friend isssss, but he'sssss a really good hider, yessssss?"

"... Sure he is, sir, I didn't even see him leave."

>Nearby you do see that there is one more match on the card. Derpy vs Glimmer was one of the last matches on the card, but there is a main event.

>And it's marked... Trixie, Bulk Biceps, Rainbow Dash, and Celestia vs Nightmare Moon, Iron Will, Lightning Dust, and Chrysalis. Oh, holy Luna, it's an 8-wrestler tag match!
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>>29668172
Oh it's gonna be a blood bath. Lets grab a few more snacks and return to our seats.
Would this gentle stallion be kind enough to carry us or the snacks back to our seats?
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>>29668172
We HAVE to watch this.
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>>29668239
this
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everyone has a match for each other, rainbow V Lightning, Bulk V Iron, Celestia V Nightmare or Chrissy, but trixie is the odd mare out, im thinking Nightmare and Chrysalis will probs tag team Celestia the most
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>>29668239
this
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>>29668172
"Well, I know I'm going back out to watch it. Would a certain stallion the snacks?"

>He picks up the snacks and the two of you make the way back to the previous area, popcorn and everything. Lyra and the others are still hanging around, in fact, there's more talent around to watch this 4 on 4 match. This is going to be fun...

>Are you ready though for this insanity? Knowing how these big tag matches can go, it might be constantly in motion.

>They'll probably brawl a lot outside the ring as well, knowing how this looks like. Best Scout pokes you in the shoulder with a foreleg. "... It'sssss going to be... sssssomething..."
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>>29670761
Fight already!
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>>29670761
>be Best Scout
>fantasize about the female wrestlers wrestling in mud
>pull at your mustache
>is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
>turn to Incognita to distract herself
>notice her moans as she's wrestling with Roseluck
>too much fantasizing
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>>29670761
That's putting it lightly.
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>>29670761
Where'd you put your foam fingy?
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>>29670761
Indeed it is.
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>>29670761
>Apparently Lyra has taken your foam finger.

>She gives it back as all the entrances start, starting with the one side, Rainbow, Bulk, Celestia, and Trixie.

>Then comes the other side. Lightning, Iron Will, Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon.

>Your eyes drift to take a look at the one thing she's carrying, the one thing that you want.

>It's the EWE World Title.

>That is THE belt in the company, the belt that everypony here strives for.

>It's the one thing that can make your career.

>You wonder if it's your destiny to hold that shiny, glittering gold belt.

>You really hope it is.

>Nightmare Moon gives the belt to a ringside helper and everyone's discussing a gameplan.

>Looks like Lightning Dust is going to start with Rainbow Dash.

>The two instantly go for each other as the bell rings.

>They brawl around until Dash puts Dust in the corner and begins kicking at her chest.

>You can hear those shots from here.
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>>29672002
ask Lyra to tell you about anthropology later.
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>>29672002
There's not enough foam hand to show our excitement!
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>>29672002
Pretty much just waiting for you to write the rest of the fight before commenting.
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>>29672768
You're going to really have to forgive me.

Because if I go all out, this can be a massive undertaking.
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>>29673456
Considering what the event is, take as much time as you need.
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>>29672002
>Lightning Dust puts Dash in the corner instead and just slaps her in the face with a hoof.
>The slap echoes through the arena and Dust just randomly begins assaulting the cyan pegasus.
>Bulk attempts to get in to assist, but the referee is stopping his progress.
>Iron Will slinks over to the corner and locks Dash in a chokehold as Dust just repeatedly attacks her gut.
>Referee turns around and Iron lets go of the hold, putting his hands up.
>The ref warns Will as Dust goes and tags Chrysalis in.
>Chrysalis hits a belly to belly suplex and begins stomping at Dash with her hooves.
>Chrysalis picks up Dash and goes to pick her up for a suplex.
>But Dash drops behind and throws her into the turnbuckle post.
>Dash slinks over to her corner and tags in Bulk.
>Iron Will tags himself in.
>The two get in and begin to brawl around the ring.
>The ref is trying to seperate the two but they just push him away.
>Bulk slams Iron down.
>Iron gets right back up and slams Bulk down in response.
>Bulk gets right back up and the two stare down, forehead to forehead.
>They both trade punches again, before Iron knees Bulk in the gut several times.
>But Bulk picks up Iron and drives him across the ring into the turnbuckle.
>Bulk continues to shoulder thrust Iron into the turnbuckles.
>Iron pushes him out and hits a running spear, before going to his corner and tagging in Chrysalis.
>Who wants Celestia and is motioning for her to get into the ring.
>Ah shit.
>Bulk goes over and tags in Celestia.
>The two get into the ring, staring each other down.
>Chrysalis attempts to chokeslam Celestia, but she knocks her off with a hoof.
>Celestia off the ropes with a shoulder block.
>But Chrysalis doesn't fall.
>Chrysalis hits her own shoulder block.
>Celestia stays up.
>They both go run into the ropes.
>Trixie and Nightmare Moon pull the top rope down, causing both Chrysalis and Celestia to end up spilling to the outside.
>Nightmare Moon jumps onto Celestia with a hoof drop to the head.
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>>29674212
>Trixie jumps off the apron onto Chryssi with a Frog Splash.
>Everyone hops off the apron, except for Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust, who hop over the top rope back into the ring.
>They both crossbody each other in midair.
>Which is bad because they both hold their stomaches as they roll about.
>Nightmare Moon and Iron Will both toss Celestia into the Barricade.
>Bulk Biceps and Trixie both slam Chrysalis face first into the turnbuckle pole.
>Both sides continue to beat down their chosen prey.
>Until Dash and Dust get up, and stop focusing on each other.
>They both run to the opposite sides of the ring and jump.
>They jump over the top rope and both even out the two on one's by landing on and taking down the other two.
>Celestia and Chrysalis slowly get up and roll back into the ring.
>Both of the females are down, using the ropes to pull themselves up to a standing position.
>They walk towards each other and begin chopping at each other.
>Till Celestia pushes Chrysalis into her team's corner and Trixie tags herself in.
>Celestia hits a quick snap suplex on Chrysalis.
>Trixie follows it up with a diving elbow drop and goes for the cover.
>1...2... Kickout.
>Trixie begins working the back leg of Chrysalis and tags in Dash.
>Dash goes up top and jumps off, backflipping into a shooting star press.
>Chrysalis socks her right in the jaw with her hind legs.
>Dash goes down like a ton of bricks.
>Chrysalis drags herself over to her corner, tagging in Nightmare Moon.
>Dash charges Nightmare Moon, but NMM catches her and slams her down with a Rock Bottom.
>Bulk Biceps attempts to run in and clubs NMM in the back.
>He is about to follow up his attack when Iron Will comes out of nowhere, decking him with a clothesline.
>Trixie comes in and takes out Iron Will with a quick chop block.
>Trixie and NMM are up right now.
>Dust is on the ropes!
>Dust jumps off, going to dropkick Trixie!
>Trixie dodges the attack and Dust hits NMM in the back of the head with a dropkick!
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Just so everyone knows, I have no idea where I'm going with this. I'm just writing whatever feels good.
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>>29674548
Chaos works.
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>>29674548
>>29674651
Discord out of nowhere?
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>>29674548
Hug Scout. He'll be our rock in this savage match.
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>>29674548
Have you considered writing all of that from the perspective of the announcers?
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>>29675264
Yes, but I gotta be honest.

I hate writing announcers.

Because writing them in context of an action scene is weird.

You don't know what's too little and what's too much.

Consider the fact that they talk throughout the match, and sometimes not even about the action in the ring.
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>>29674528
Remark that you wish they had more respect for the reffere
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>>29676037
nah the ref is a total bitch.
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>>29676117
aren't we supposed to be playing a good guy though?
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>>29676177
Being goodie two shoes is boring.
When we get the chance starlight is getting a chair straight to her commie head.
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>>29676177
Yeah, but sometimes the reffs can be caniving assholes.
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>>29676516
Surely the ewe only hirez refs that cannot be corupted.
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>>29674528
>Dust is shocked that she hit her own tag partner, her jaw almost hitting the ground.
>She doesn't see Trixie until it's too late.
>ROLLUP OF DESTINY!
>1...2... KICKOUT!
>Apparently the ref forgot that Chrysalis was the one side's legal mare.
>Maybe things just are too chaotic for him to tell.
>Either way Iron Will grabs the magician and lifts her up right over his head.
>But Bulk Biceps dashes at Iron Will.
>Iron Will throws Trixie at Bulk, sending the two to hit the canvas.
>He turns around and, BAH GAWD IT'S CELESTIA!
>Celestia lifts up and chokeslams Iron Will to the outside.
>Oh no, but Chrysalis notices this.
>She's slithering around, almost like a snake.
>Celestia turns around and Chrysalis jumps up, giving Celestia an RKO, down goes the Princess, down goes the Princess!
>You and Best Scout are watching this, just entranced into the match, both eating your popcorn and sipping your sodas.
>Lyra's pointing her foam fingers at Chryssi.
>Wait, no, she's pointing at Rainbow Dash, who dashes quickly off the ropes.
>She hops up and nails Chrysalis in the face with her knee, this match seems like it was booked by Discord.
>Trixie rolls out of the ring, discreetly flipping up the apron, searching underneath the ring for something.
>Oh no, that's the sign that things are about to get hardcore.
>You were right about that, as Nightmare Moon gets cracked right in the head with a steel chair.
>The ref didn't see it though, he was busy checking on Chrysalis, who Rainbow Dash had finally got a cover on.
>1....2....KICKOUT.
>Nightmare Moon is down, and Trixie raises the chair over her head to try to follow up.
>Bulk Biceps, her tag partner, yanks the chair out of her hooves, admonishing her for using a steel chair.
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I know, I'm slow, bare with me.
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>>29677918
I'm still here. Do we still have snacks?
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>>29677087
Booo. Trixie used a chair. Then a g ain't the only way she'd beat Nightmare Moon is with a chair.
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>>29677087
Talented magician cheating bitch.
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>>29677087
>What a bad pony Trixie is.
>She won the rumble though.
>She's going to be facing Nightmare Moon in the rumble.
>Trixie climbs back up on the apron and gets the tag from Rainbow Dash.
>Bulk just puts down the chair and gets back on the apron.
>Chrysalis tags in Dust and Dust instantly runs over to Trixie, crossbody attempt.
>Trixie just ducks the crossbody, and Dust hits the canvas.
>Trixie grabs her hind hooves and drags her away from the ropes before locking in a Double Leg Crab.
>Dust struggles under the submission, her forehooves trying to reach to the ropes.
>Iron Will tries to come in and break the submission hold, but gets cut off by Celestia.
>Chrysalis is down on the apron, not really getting up.
>Dust pulls herself closer and closer to the ropes.
>Trixie drags her away before locking in the crab even tighter!
>Dust finally taps out.
>The ref calls the submission victory for Trixie's team.
>Trixie celebrates as she lets go of the hold.
>Bulk drops down from the apron, beginning to head to the back.
>Nightmare Moon slides back into the ring, lurking behind Trixie.
>Trixie turns and NMM picks her up and gives her a tombstone.
>She takes her EWE Title and holds it up into the air with a hoof.
>Obviously she's not really phased by the chair shot from earlier now.
>Anyways, that was quite a match.
>Your snacks are empty.
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>>29681671
Let's ask lyra about anthropology.
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>>29681671
Ooooooohkay. So anyone who fight NNM will definetly need to fight using the character if they can help it.
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I wanted to at least get the match finished, because besides that, it's looking more and more like I'll have to cover something for someone.

So your next post will probably either be super late or tomorrow.
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>>29681983
This. I want to watch human shows with Lyra.
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>>29682777
You mean ponies in human costume shows, right?
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>>29683778
No I meant the cartoons.
We can go see ponies in human suits when Lyra takes us to our first human con.
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>>29684571
X2 to Page 9 bump.
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>>29685466
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We'll be continuing in maybe an hour or so.
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>>29688007
And then I'm getting dragged out of the home.
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Welp, Bump.
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Page 10 bump.
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>>29690575
X2 Bump.
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>>29690948
X3 Bump.
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Bemp
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Working on new post, sorry for delay.
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>>29681671
>You lean over to Lyra.
"What is Anthropology?"
>She looks at you and raises an eyebrow.
>"You don't know what Anthropology is?"
"Not much, I'm afraid, but I'd like to learn."
>In an instant she reaches over and grabs you by the hoof.
>Well, she's getting ready to leave.
>Should we grab Best Scout and take him with us?
>Would you rather just wave bye bye?
>Or you know, scream at the top of your lungs.
>Or whatever other plan you have.
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>>29696022
Lets leave Scout to his own devices.
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>>29696022
Take him with us if he wants to come.
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>>29696022
He needs more friends. Let's take him with us if he wants to go.
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>>29696022
>You look at him, he's just staring at you, looking at Lyra.
>He waves his hoof to pass on the whole thing, as Lyra quickly yanks you away.
>Oh shit she's stronger than she looks as she's just dragging you through the backstage area.
>Good job, now you're pretty much stuck doing whatever she wants to do with you.
>Which apparently is drag you straight into the locker room area.
>Well, this is... going to be something.
>Respond?
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>>29697588
So...what are you going to show me...?
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>>29697588
Wah, what are we gonna do in the locker room.
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>>29697588
>>29697674
This. Lyra. D-don't you think we're going a little too fast? What would Bon Bon think?
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>>29697725
This but say it jokingly we don't really think she is gonna fuck us.
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>>29697725
>>29697759
This but say we prefer to be on top also ropes.
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>>29697773
Hm yes when we finally get in bed with somebody lets tie them up.
maybe not best scout right away if we end up fucking him though ease him into things.
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Course the wrestling mare has a rope fetish.

I'm thinking how to word this.
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>>29698499
Ask sekrit for help of how to word it.
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>>29698499
Say something like I don't even have my ropes with me, how would I even restrain you.
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>>29697588
>You deliver your lines with a joking tone.
"So... what are you going to show me in the locker room? Aren't we going a little too fast, Lyra? What would Bon Bon think if she saw us together~ I mean, do you have any rope, because I sure don't for this type of thing."
>She just blinks as the door closes behind the two of you and then finally decides to loosen her steel-like grip on your foreleg, giving a nervous chuckle.
>"I know you're joking, but I guess this makes me seem a little bit ridiculous, Nita. I mean... Heh... sorry, I just don't meet that many ponies here who are interested in Anthropology. Bon Bon tries but she just humors me more or less. I can tell she's not really into it. Though, maybe you're just trying to humor me as well."
>She reaches up and pats you on the head with a hoof, giving a light chuckle.
>"If that's what you're trying to do, don't worry about it. You don't need to learn about humans unless you'd like to learn about humans."
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>>29699448
I wanna learn about humans.
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>>29699448
I genuinely want to learn about humans from you, Lyra. If you feel more comfortable talking about in private, then that's alright.
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>>29699611
Bump
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>>29699448
You're obviously passionate about this Lyra, and that's got me curious. I can't promise that I'll find it as interesting as you do, of course, but there's only one way to find out.
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>>29699448
So what are the basics about this branch of science?
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>>29699448
"Well, you're so passionate about this, Lyra, so I admit, I'm curious. What's the basics on the branch."
>She looks at you with a grin, going to her locker, opening it.
>The mint mare pulls out a poster and puts it on the locker, magically pulling out a pointer stick.
>"The basic thing is that Equestria was once home to these creatures called Humans, and Anthropology is dedicated to the study of their society."
>She points over the poster.
>"See, they were commonly found like this, or that's what the stories say. Standing on their hind legs all day, twenty-four seven! It didn't hurt them either! In fact, they didn't have hooves. Apparently they have these weird paw shaped things called hands."
>She seems easily excitable as she begins to rattle off details of humans, how pizza is their favorite food, how the stories tell they built massive buildings and amazing devices without having any sort of magic.
>She could go on about this all day.
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>>29701847
How long ago was this? Was there any proof of such a civilization?
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>>29701847
Did they ever exist at the same time as ponies.
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>>29701847
You know a lot of this makes sense. I always wondered why bowling balls had three holes in them and why door knobs didn't all have handles for non-unicorns to grasp. Our stuff must be based on their technology! Amazing, how come no one else is talking about this?
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>>29701847
did they ever score any horse pussy?
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>>29701847
Wow, Lyra. This is....it's all just so. It seems really fantastical. How could such a civilization exist, but how could anyone know about them? They're supposed to be fiction.
Trying to sound more in disbelief then convinced.
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>>29701847
"How long ago was this, do you have... proof? I mean, some things we have are weird... Did they exist with ponies ever? How could they even exist though, I mean, how could anypony know?"
>She looks at you, raising an eyebrow, before rubbing her hooves together, suddenly looking nervous.
"Well, they say that the humans were here before even Celestia... most things regarding them have been lost to time. I doubt even the Princess knows much about them. Though, I mean, there's things that show that they existed, or that something's different. I mean, take a look at the bowling balls... or our doorknobs. Are they really meant for hooves or something else?"
>You look at her, blinking a bit as she continues to speak.
>"I wish there was more proof honestly, to some others I probably sound a bit insane. Plus, what about jars, I mean, our hooves can't open jars that easily. Most have to resort to magic to open them."
>You do realize that it can be difficult to open jars without magic.
>Which is why you see so many non-unicorns trying to open jars with their mouths.
>That can't be sanitary.
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>>29703082
By the sisters tits. It's like the X-Files.
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>>29703082
What about species like minotaurs, griphons, dragons, and diamond dogs? Not saying it's impossible, but there are other possibilities that need to be considered before a decision can be made.
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>>29703082
This is all really interesting I am surprised bobbon gets bored of it.
I think I believe you I am not sure yet but what you have said makes sense.
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>>29703082
talk about the foam fingers, why do they have five digits? no other species has that many on their paw or claw, plus the fingers are more dull than any appendage any other creature has
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>>29703082
>>29703155
But why would ponies use things that need appendages? CONSPRICEY!
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>>29703187
I'm only talking about potential sources, not why we use it.
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>>29703082
You're right, they're definitely not for ponies. Are you sure they weren't designed by minotaurs or some other species though? I mean, what are the other possibilities, and what makes this the most likely?
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Anons, we have hit 500.
I'm gonna wait it out, before new thread with our response.
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>>29703521
Also 100 posters meta.

Do I drink on this?
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>>29703954
>>29703995

New.
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>>29703547
Yes
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