You and Pinkie Pie are strangers, but you both make eye contact

>>29511661
"Hey Pinkie, wanna fuck?"

>>29511674
>pinkie's vagina starts gushing with clear slimy fluid the moment you offered

>>29511661
Implying that she doesn't plow you at first sight.

>>29511661
>EQG

>>29511661
Offer her a cupcake.
Make small talk and attempt physical contact.
I'd then work my way from their and sweet talk her into saying yes.

>>29511661
Well she's already my waifu so...

No hooves Just how i like it

>>29512157
You sick son of a bitch. Me too.

>>29511661
>How do you get your penis in her vagina in the quickest way possible
by inserting it into her vagina

hey pinkie, wanna go to my place and have some fun? no? okay :( I'll go

>>29511661
Walk up to her, grab her by the wrist and take her to the janitors closet. She'd like that, right?

>>29514309
>hey pinkie, wanna go to my place and play the rape game? no? good start.
ftfy

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>>29511661
You wanna play hide the sausage?

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>>29511661
Would be more of a challenge to have her NOT take your dick immediately.

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>>29511661
Hey Ponks lets get nu- oh...

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>>29514410
>>29514431
S L U T

>>29514442
EVERY GAME IS A STRIPPING GAME TO HER

>>29514666
Pinkie confirmed to be lust demon

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>>29511661
The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.
Have sex with them and you're in.

>>29511661
"Hey Ponka, I heard you have a massive pink dongular. Is it true?"

>>29511661
Rape
>implying the slut wouldn't enjoy it

>>29511708
Ew, female body fluids.
>back away in disgust and go back to sucking cocks

>>29511661
>Unzips dick
>Pinkie unzips her vagina
>Sex happens

>>29514932
This.

Thank you for this post Anon

Hehehe anon specifically made a clause that disallowes the use of rape making it 10x funnier and totally rad to post it anyway

(spoiler)Kill yourself(/spoiler)

>>29511661
>She has to enjoy it.
Okay.
>Hentai rape
>Meaning the moment I stick my dick in, she's already drooling.
>By the end of it, Pinkie is a cum filled mess on the floor.

>>29511661
You.
Me.
Behind the bleachers now.

Bruh y'all gay as fuck.

>>29511661

>>29511661
Pastebin?

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>>29511661
That picture of Pinkie is teh cute.

I want to treat her respectfully and have her home 15 minutes before her curfew.

>>29511661
>rape

She strikes to me as the type who'd like getting raped

>>29517311
cute

>>29514410
>>29514431
>>29514442
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES OF MY WIFE????

>have her home 15 minutes before her curfew.
What would Pinkie's curfew even be?
How could her Amish parents even enforce it?

>Introduce myself
>Grab us some drinks, put molly in hers
>Night continues
bada bing bada boom

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>>29514932

>>29517681
>Take her home after prom.
>Pinkie is actually really fun to be with she introduced you to her friends.
>Danced a bit.
>Exchanged phone numbers.
>This night was better than you expected/10
>Now you're driving her home after the post-prom games.
>As you get close to her house she gets uncharacteristically nervous.
>"Nonny, I need to warn you that daddy is bit.. uh old-fashioned."
"I'm sure it will be fine Pinkie."
>"But.. ok."
>You park and help her out being the gentleman you are.
>Tipsfedora.gif.
>You arrive to the door and as soon as it opens a double-barrel shotgun to your head.
>"DADDY STOP!"

>>29518197
continue

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>Pinkie curfew
>How could her Amish parents even enforce it?

pic related is 100% believable for Pinkie.

>>29518197
Cliffhanger?

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>>29518092
Ayyy.

>>29515107
>slowlybecomingretarded.jpg

>>29521227
In Brazil, even the dogs dance better than you.

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>>29518932