Sup /mulp/, drunk and high with my waifu here (one of them anyway).

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>>29508482
>(one of them anyway)

>>29508482
Cleaning sections of my house while taking a shot for each one I finish. I'm gonna be productive today and be shitfaced by the end of it. Cheers!

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>>29508482
>one of them anyway

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>>29508482
>one of them anyway
>Waifus loyalist pony
>Isn't loyal to her
You don't deserve her

>>29508482
Pissed off my dumbass friend let someone drive off with his truck AGAIN.

I got three people who need rides and have money/liquor/weed to pay him but no he let's his 'friends' burn all his gas in joyrides and wonders why he can't drive to work the next day. Fuck.

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>>29508482
>more than one waifu
Disgraceful. Also I'm wasting my last vacation day shitposting and procrastinating my stuff. I don't even want to go outside to get a haircut

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>>29508482
>more than one waifu

>>29509460
You should tell your friend to stop being such a doormat desu, if you care that is

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>>29508482
>one of them anyway
You don't deserve her.

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>(one of them atleast)

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I spent time with MY waifu, OP. She's the only one I have, too. Asshole.

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>>29508482
>(one of them anyway)

>>29509649
>atleast
OP didn't say thus

>>29509659
Is this a cringe thread?

>>29509659
>Pink Floyd

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>>29509659
>PRINCESS Twilight Sparkle
FUKIN DELET

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>>29509677
Here's me a few years ago with my ex waifu

Don't people know what "Anonymous imageboard" means anymore?

>mobilefag
>minecraft sticker
>multiple waifus
>multiple waifus
>>>>multiple waifus

>>29509659
>>29509724
>they're real
Cringe, but what else should I expect from /mlp/?

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>>29509762

>>29509724
>reserved parking for expectant moms

Burgerland is strange.

>>29509775
Try walking when you're 250lbs AND pregnant

>>29509762
I would just liike to remiiiiiind everyone that criiiinge is a compliment in twentyyyyy seventeeeeeeeeen.

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>>29509775
Yes, I'm also the current Burger King.

>>29509783
Can you even be pregnant when you're that fat and not harm the unborn child?

>>29509822
Well in Burgerland you can be that fat and be a cop so I don't see why you couldn't be pregnant

>>29509832
Can you be a fat pregnant cop?

>>29509843
Yeah, saying otherwise is racist

>>29509812
Do you have any sense of self-awareness or are you just shitposting? Either way, keep going, it's always fun to laugh at manchildren

>>29509603
I do. Every day. He just can't say no and hates to drive anywhere when he's high.

Which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

>>29509874
>said the manchild

>>29509874
>Giving lessons about self-awareness when you watch a show for little girls
You're kidding, right?

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>>29509892
>>29509895
I'm not the one posting pictures of myself and saying dumb shit in the Internet, fags

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>>29509874
Not always in manchild mode,bruh

>>29509874
The only joke in here is (You)

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>>29509923
>I'm not the one saying dumb shit in the Internet

>>29508482

Sup /mulp/, drunk and high with my *plushie cause I'm too autistic to be near a girl and actual humans

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>>29509941
>>29509947
>>29509962
Really can't expect memelords to understand desu

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>>29509996
>be near a girl
>be near actual humans

>>29509895
>you suck too so i can be a fugly attention whore as much as i please
execute yourself

>>29509998
Wrong pic, but it doesn't matter

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>>29509996
Nah, was with my girl last night

>>29510029
Your mom doesn't count

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Still crying about the cup, going to go a party with a bunch of /pol/ faggots tonight.
Probably going to get wasted and babble on how the game was rigged.

To whoever is screencapping this:

ZOOMED WORDS

>>29510071
>A /pol/ party
>Only one of them is white

>>29509659
im jelly

>>29510082
>only one of them is over 15 years of age

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>>29508482
>one of them anyway

>>29510071
kek

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>>29510131
>posting a nazi symbol
>literally pony hitler

Following in my late father's footsteps and forging my first ring

>>29509885
Rant time: Stoner problems

>be me
>finishing up washing dishes at not bad-tier mexican restaurant
>friend I mentioned earlier is set to pick me up off work
>truck shows up without him in it
>what a surprise.jpeg
>dumbass Dan and NEET Ned walk through the fucking back door of my workplace to see if I'm ready
>tell them to fuck off for about 10 more minutes
>five minutes later dumbass Dan comes in again, screams my name while I'm in the front talking to my boss
>bossmans a no nonsense kind of guy, and immediately reaches for CC
>Defuse the situation before this fucker gets his ass blown off
>clock out and chew his ass out, shouting what the fuck he's such in a hurry for
>Dan wants me to front him my last nickel sack and he'll pay me tomorrow
>know for a fact he has no job, tell him to fuck off
>turns out the reason hes even in town was because he promised the owner of the truck weed for picking his ass up
>speaking of which, he finally gives up asking and drives us home

>>29510519

But wait it gets so much better

>Owner of the truck -let's call him john- is standing on the porch mildly irritated
>unbeknownst to me Dan's been driving his truck for two hours trying to score weed
>motherfucker still has the nuts to ask to borrow it one more time.
>john just wants weed and the twenty bucks in gas money he still owes him
>this can't be real
>Dan owes him gas money and he STILL went to pick him up?
>keep in mind he doesn't live in town; hes with his parents 20 miles out in the country
>"listen bro, I know your mad but I know this chick who has a quarter and she wants to spend time with me, she lives just around the corner bro come on.'
>long story short john agrees despite my protests
>three hours and three joints later Dan returns
>this girl is supposedly seventeen but doesn't look a day over fourteen (Dan's 20)
>surprise surprise she has no green
>first thing this mother fucker does after apologizing to john is suck on the chicks face and leads her to the bathroom
>or some context I'm living in an efficiency apartment with Ned, who's actually on the lease (that his parents pay for lul)
>Theres about seven people in this apartment hearing them fuck
>I beat on the door to break this fuckery up
>Ned says its cool he gave them permission
>Also tells me to calm the fuck down and let them fuck or he'll call the cops on me again.
>john is visibly pissed but doesn't say anything
>fuck this horror show I'm out

>Come back in the morning
>couple is gone, Ned must've drove him home
>check the gas
>tank was filled up yesterday, not its less than a quarter.
>found out later on Dans jailbait lived 50 miles away in the next town over, plus they got lost driving at night

This all happened last saturday

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>>29508482
>(one of them anyway)

>>29510519
>>29510531
Your life, the placeyou live in, and the people around you sound like absolute fucking shit. You have my pity.

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>>29508482
>(one of them anyway)

You don't fucking deserve her, you fucking faggot. Kys