>you are transported to equestria >only, you become the

>>29499013
Uh
Team Skull grunt

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>>29499013
>I become an edgy katana running attack spamming scrub from DkS2
There is only one thing to do

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>>29499013
Do minibosses count?

>>29499084
I replayed Second Dream then logged off alright

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>>29499013
Time to go in sneaky beaky like.

One of the zombies from The Organ Trail.
What a shitty game that was.

>>29499030
>Killed
Anon, I don't know how to say this, but I think you're playing Pokemon wrong.

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>>29499013
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sogan_Sur

My last bounty.
>wrist rockets

>>29499176
I can't remember what the last thing I killed was so I chose the last thing I defeated.

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Glory to the Motherland!

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>>29499013
I managed to knife one of these fuckers to death after it attacked me.
Not a particularly bad deal.

>Be raider from the Wastes of the Commonwealth
>Live in Everfree forest
>Maintain shitty pipe gun
>Scrap armour
>Occasionally raid Ponyville
>Get beaten by one of the Mane Six each time
>Never get killed because Equestria is child-friendly
>Reflect on conservative failures

>>29499013
>Marth from FE Heroes
Pretty good.

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>>29499549
>excuse me sir do you have moment for our lord and savior 1000kg bomb ?
Yeah i was playing war thunder

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>>29499013
>A 190 fire wyvern.
Can I level up? If not I'm fucked, if so I'm fine. Just health pool.

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> be me
> gay space cowboy
giddy up, pones.

Hm, I become mercy.

Fuck me m8, I hope strapons are pleasurable.

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>>29500119

>>29499013
Medusa from Ecco the dolphin.
Totally not good.

>>29499013
>a Supermarine Spitfire in War Thunder

Wonderbolts here I go!

>>29499549
>world of tanks
>KV-1 with a fucking howitzer
jesus christ kill yourself tomato

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>get to be a German WW1 pilot
Nice. There could be some sweet green about this.

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>>29499013
Neat

>>29500198
>Ecco the dolphin.
last time I played that was on the original gamegear.

>>29499013

I am a giant, alien spaceship armed with photon torpedoes and lasers that can one-shot dreadnoughts.

>>29500889
Playing ToT for the first time after scumming my way through the first game.
Ecco is not just a game, its an experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRf-IVFeOs

An engie from TF2

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>>29500320
There was at some point. Mostly about not!Richthofen Anon trying his best to become a knight of old by hunting dragons and other monsters of the week with his biplane.

Too bad it never got far.

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>>29501188
>Create impenetrable line of defense by building tons of sentries around Ponyville.
>Be considered a new hero of the city and all mares want to fuck you
>Erecting a dick

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I can't remember for sure, but i think it was one of these

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>>29499013
Equestria becomes T-sided

>Ganondorf
I'm the original Tirek.

Ganon dittos in smash count.

>>29501738
Now that i'm thinking about it, has anyone done an mlp/the world ends with you story?

>>29501295
Sauce?

Would Twilight, Celestia and other powerful ponies have the most insight therefore being fucked in the ass by these guys

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>>29502191
Forgot pic

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>Was playing Mass Effect 1
>retrieved some quest item in a cave
>get ambushed by higher-level Geth.
>Garrus and Tali fucking die
>I luckily survive and kill them off.
>Last one was a Geth Destroyer

At least more of the odds will be in my favor, this time.

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>>29499013
>"HUH!"

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>>29499013
>playing vidya games
I should have figured /mlp/ was full of manchildren.

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>patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish you were transported to colorful horse land

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Random convict from Chapter 1 of Neverwinter Nights.

Could be worse, I suppose. Showing up as a half-naked talking monkey with metal cuffs on his wrists might take some explaining, though.

>>29499013
Onmyo made from Nioh. Well I have magic atleast.

>>29499013
>Enemy mage hero in Heroes Of Might And Magic 4
He wasn't a boss in a sense that it wasn't a winning condition to kill him, but he was a pre-boss battle still. Apparently I can learn magic and shit, have ordinary human looks and some medieval looking attitre. Neat.

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>>29503067
>Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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>Last non-boss enemy.
Fuck

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THEY SENT IN THE SUPERS

>>29503399
SUPER BATTLE DROIDS. TAKE 'EM DOWN.

>>29503399
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS

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Not sure if this counts as a "kill" but I managed to take-down someone who was doing 200mph+ in need for speed most wanted 2012, and last I checked, you don't walk away from an IRL crash at those speeds.

I'd be a nameless human wearing a racing suit and black helmet that you never see the face of. Pretty sure the car they had was a Henessey Venom GT, or a Koenigsegg.

So, I'd more or less be racing-anon. Things would go pretty well for me I think.

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>>29503399

I absolutely hate those things in Republic Commando.

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>>29503433
So you're the Stig?

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So, I become Charon, the monolith expert and possibly ex-mercenary Scar.

Im ok with this

ANUUUUUUUUUUU

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>A generic, rookie, rapidly degrading clone
If the ponies don't destroy me for looking too threatening, I'll probably die in less than a year
I'm fucked

>>29499013
I beleive I backstabbed Mikhail

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9e/Heavy_sf12_badmagic09.wav?t=20121027182909
Three hours later
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4c/Heavy_fairyprincess14.wav?t=20121027182435
Twelve hours later
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/09/Heavy_fairyprincess10.wav?t=20121027182430

Is good
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/84/Heavy_item_unicorn_round_start02.wav?t=20131030075147

>>29499013
I'm some kind of DB, I'm thinking I last killed a DR-1 or a Guardian.

>>29499013

Chameleon Deathclaw

I hangout with Fluttershy

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Little baby ponies will fear my giant gun

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>>29499013
So I guess I'll be breaking backs

>>29499084
What game?

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>>29499013
I'm fine with this.

>Twilight
>get the car battery

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>"Contact! Pony 100 Meters front!"

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Hell on Earth Fleshpound, woo-hoo

>>29504449
Sounds like a nice meeting

>>29503008
>Implying you're not already a manchild for watching mlp

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>Last game I played was protox-altered modded AoM (Poseidon vs Poseidon)
>Last thing I killed was a large number of Hippikons and a few Cyclops
>tfw I can cause +25% bonus damage against archers
I will grab Maud as my strong mare of Diomedes and start harassing archers everywhere and call Celestia a malaka.

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Azure Rathalos, that works

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well, shit

>>29505020
>Freaks out and commits sodoku with duel plasma grenades.
>Ends up in Equestria.
>Freaks out and commits sodoku with duel plasma grenades.

Grunt in Equestria when?

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Magic axeweilder that rides dragons. Ima be just fine!

"Come here spike!"
>"NOOOOO!'
"Just put on the saddle!"
>"Twilight help!"
"Your horse can't help you now little boy!"
>"I NEED AN ADULT"
"I am an adult"

>>29505091
>Your maunt falls in love with Spike
>Spike totally rejects her because he loves Rarity
>Mount wants you to kill the pony
what do?

>>29499013
Tf2 sniper

>>29505153
Soon enough the whole team will be in Equestria

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>>29499013
Fuck me mate wtf is this bull shit

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how do I even...

>>29505423
Hey nigga at least you're not a fuckin toy m8

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>>29499013

So I guess there'll be no fun times?

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>>29505451
fug
Does myself count?

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I am loved by pegasi and mudponies, as well as every other non-magical race in existence.
I am hated by everything even remotely related to magic
Would be fun to fuck with Twilight and her magic, I guess. Maybe Discord too.

>>29504402
Warframe

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i guess fluttershy takes me in as a creature to take care of or something

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Could be better. Could be worse.

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>>29502134
I don't think there was a pastebin, it was in one of those war threads.

>>29503433
>>29503462
Is there green of this somewhere

pls

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Was playing XCOM 2 just yesterday.

I think this is lucky - the Archon is literally the only enemy that doesn't look like a death monster (for a better look: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/xcom/images/1/17/XCOM2_Archon.png ). Plus I get to fly, still have hands, and get an awesome scepter that can rain down destruction.

Too bad I just barely missed out on KOing the Archon King.

>>29499013
>Random German soldier, Sniper Elite 3
>your average human
imokwiththis

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A snipe tuner from iron brigade. At least I can see into others souls. From very, very far away I might addm

>>29505423
Is HMS Belfast still docked? Fuck, I remember going on that thing 8 years ago for the lil tour you do.

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>Beastmen
Wewlad

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Would this count? HotS not wow. Was doing the quest for the free mount and I fought a number of these people playing as the Lich King.

Hm the RWBY game on horde mode
Probably one of the grimm
So i'm either a bear or werewolf made of inky darkness and skeletal armor?
Fuck, off to Everfree with me.
Or i just chill with Flutters.

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>>29499013
>CoC Imp
Maybe I can get to seduce a pony before I get tossed to tartarus

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THE BOHROK WILL SWARM ONCE MORE.

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>>29499013

>>29506737
CLEAN IT. CLEAN IT ALL. IT MUST BE CLEANED.

>>29499013
>game last played: chess
I'm not sure will I become a bishop or a knight.

>>29506908
>not becoming the Queen

>>29506805
Deus vult?

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>>29499013
DkS2 crystal lizard.
Get to live at fluttershy's at the very best.

>>29506915
Doesn't it count as a boss?

>>29506996
No, Deep Blue is the boss.

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>>29499013
I'm an entire country then

>>29499013
>the original Carmageddon
do i become a sentient combat car or the driver of said car?

>>29499013
I become an entire barbarian regiment?

>>29499013
I became an entire alien missile space cruiser.

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>>29503387
why do you hate women?

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i am big mr skelital

>>29507859
Because everyone in caesars legion is gay.
Except for Joshua Graham, that's the real reason they burnt him alive.

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>>29499013
>How will things go for you?
Absolutely fine. I could take over the world if I wanted to.

>>29508812
>cooler
>not a boss
get the fuck out.

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>>29499013
Umm okaay

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>>29499013
Guess I'm a Terran Marine now.

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>>29499013
This guy from LoZ: A Link to the Past

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I am a bullet kin, then. Neat.

>Either a Flanker or a Raptor from AC5
I get to impress them with kulbits and cobras. Sweet.

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>>29499013
>Mfw a true 6k

>>29509314
>accidentaly shot everypony you meet

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>>29499013
Good bye ponies.

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So I am an Akkan Capitalship? Go colonize space I guess...

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>france
i am ok with this

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>>29499013
>Random GTA mook.

>Get to go to equestria as a normal, fit human.

There are literally no flaws to this.

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Fucking hell
this is what I get for playing GMod I guess

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>Played Star Wars Republic Commando
>Out of all of the normal infantry I destroyed, I shot down a CIS Recusant-class destroyer.

Lets see how will Celestia repel this firepower.

>>29499013
>American GI with a BAR and full WW2-era kit.

Might get my weapons taken away, but I think I'll manage.

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Ate my ammo & health.

Jfc.

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>>29499013
Hahaha, funny joke world.
Could be worse, I guess.

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>>29499013
Fuck

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>>29499013
> i'm an estovakian typhoon pilot
rebels in equestria will never be finished...

I'm a raider from New Vergus

>>29499013
>DKS III
I am now some probable strength-faith build heal-spam invader with a zweihander that took me forever to corner and kill because he wasn't retarded.

Not my favorite build, but I could have done far worse.

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Pretty cool I guess

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>>29504418
>Jaeger
>Car battery

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>>29499013
Force a meme about crows and frozen forests, I guess.

>>29499013
A stack of 15,000 Byzantine rebels? How does that work?

>>29517429
Clearly you're the collective consciousness of those 15,000 Byzantine rebels.

>>29499013
Well I just became a fucking Messerschmitt

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>All I fucking play any more is final fantasy: mmo edition
If other players count... No clue who, I can never keep track of who I actually secure kills on. If they don't, pic related.
Literally a fucking turret for the rest of eternity

Japanese police chief from first hitman. Could be worse.

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>>29499013
I guess a Teutonic Knight isn't too bad.

>>29503399
after all these years i can still remember that voice

>>29502203
>>29502191
My nigger

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>>29510905

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>"Cheers!"

>Be Anonymous
>Be an Ethereal
>Fucking Xcom killed your ass.
>Fucking Humans, you swear.
>Now there's tiny horses.
>And a bigger white horse.
>It just tried to read your mind.
>You just mind wiped it with a flick of a wrist.
>They all seem shocked.
>The faggots.
>Low ass will.
>Is there a horse Xcom?

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>>29522661

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>>29499013
>British Cavalryman
Do I show up on a horse? If so things are gonna get awkward.

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>>29522661
Pretty sure horse XCOM would get BTFO considering sun goddess got shat on in a single hit.

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>>29499013
YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL
AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

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>>29503462

>>29499013
>Creeper
>Tfw allergic to hugs in a hugtastic land
Why did i listen to my friend and went play online minecraft with him...fug :DDD

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>>29506571
>Too bad I just barely missed out on KOing the Archon King.
Man fuck that guy. The other two before him where bad enough but that guy was capable of taking out your whole team if they where in the open.

>>29522771
You gotta be true to the show, man. She got shit on by bug hoers. I bet Twilight is horse Xcom.

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>>29522876
GET THE DRILL
FIND THE THERMITE

>>29500965
What the fuck game is this? STO?

>>29522876
AAAAAHH
I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>29515461
>Kampfer
At least you get to be a based suit.

>A deep elf who exults in conjured mayhem and destruction. Widely hated and feared, both for the power and for the precision of its destructive magics. Expert combat caster, known for one-shotting careless adventurers.

feels good man

>>29503388
That's pretty fucking cool desu

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>MoW AS2
So I go as my ancestors then?
das ist gut.

>>29505043
just then.

>>29499013
I become a Starman Omega. Neat

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>>29499013
I am very ok with this.

An aggressive, xenophobic, bloodstone-infused Harathi centaur from GW2. I don't think I'd be particularly welcome.

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>>29499013
I think I'll be okay

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These motherfucker are annoying to deal with but less so then Elite spec ops with their 180 degree vision augment and 360 degree peripheral cameras.

So I guess I am a very annoying thing to 'deal with' with my mainframe nano shield protecting me.

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fuck, I am a Borg cube. I'm literally a three kilometer by three kilometer cube of pure death with millions of Borg inside me, GG ponies you're fucked. Borg in Equestria when?

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>>29499013
So here's a question, what if I don't know what I killed last. Should I go with my last kill that I knew what I killed or what killed me?

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>>29499013
Damn, I doubt I will make many friends.

>>29522754
>"Hello this is my slave I use for travel."

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*robotic screeching*

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I am what I fear most

>pic related

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CONTACT

>>29524667
Congratulations, you have become the thicc-thighed robo-waifu.

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>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

it was some warden in for honor. and i play a warden in for honor.

so me but less good? so what would i do to sim that, get drunk?

>>29522754
>tfw for king and country

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>>29504385
I'm right there with you anon.
We can be big guys in equestria together

>>29499013
Some mexican gangbanger

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>>29525791
>plays metal amazingly
>sharp finger bone for ripping hearts out of those who wrong you
>can deal with blood in the eyesockets
>no need for breath
>immortal bone man
>can summon a rad-ass guitar any time out of thin air
>uses guitar for battle
>brutal as hell
You're the winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1GHTZanvrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y180H0hSvNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvk74bG5xU4

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>>29499013
> that fucking Maus on Himmelsdorf's hill
Pounding Pony Ponut is going to be problematic, unless Celestia has a 128mm wide butthole.

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>you need maintenance

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I play the new SW:BF a lot....

Please don't bully me

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>>29499013
It's safe to say wouldn't be welcome

>>29499013
>I am now a Scorch class Titan

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>>29510905
>Not being a guardsmen in Equestria the second after you click the "execute" button in Dawn of War.

>>29504449
Get wrecked you got no dick

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>>29527454
A stormtrooper too, huh?
I guess these are the ponies we're looking for

>>29499013
Well, i get a titan, so...that seems cool

>>29499928
i need more

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>>29529826
>You're the only human male in Equestria that likes to raid villages, towns, etc. except major places like Canterlot or Manehattan.
>You find a house in the middle of the Everfree forest. You already set up shelter, so this is an outcast pony or that zebra PonyVille was talking about.
>Enter house
"Oh, hello there Anon. Oh fortunate to see you in these parts. I need you to show me the arts of your seeding techniques. Now will you please cum inside my cheeks. I promise it will be with ease and I won't squeeze.
Zecora bends over like RD
>What do?

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I can imagine it now.
Pony "Hi what's your name"
Redanon "... ... ..."

>>29517314
wasnt corvus the final boss?

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>>29529898
cue animal abuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU

>>29529886
fuck my waifu
hard

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I am now a Tzenkethi Battle Cruiser.

I played giga wrecker so i guess one of the ajeets

a smeargle i guess

>>29504985
>Usurps Ember's throne
>becomes dragon lord.

>>29515366
>>29522754

Let's link up

>>29522754
>Do I show up on a horse
you do and she turns out to be super tsundere

>>29507864
Sorry man, no bosses

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WAAAGH!

>>29506882
clean it all it must be cleaned

>>29499013
>an undead dog that was hanging around the Untended Graves

Okay, the plan is to approach Fluttershy first and see if she can convince Twilight to change my species. We'll deal with the undead curse later.

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Poor Fluttershy gonna get jihaded

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>Archduke from Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell

Well fuck. I think I'll be alright if there's fighting to be done, but uh, making friends might be kind of tough?

>>29499013
Last game I played was Mechwarrior Online. Last thing I killed was an Urbanmech.

>>29499013
A Bandit Marauder from Borderlands 2

Well, at least he had a shield and an okay shotgun, I think I'll be okay

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This is hard, because I've been playing a lot of fighters(Not MK)/racing games/other games where you can destroy, but not kill your opponent unless it's a boss character, so I guess the last character that wasn't a boss that I killed was... Mutant League All Star Bones Jackson.

Who is really a great guy once you get to know him.

>>29499013
> Some WW1 soldier
This is going to end badly

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>>29499013"Once more shall the twisted flesh banners of N'zoth chitter and howl above the fly blown corpse of this world. After a millennia, we have returned.

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Fucking rip.
Actually, truth be told, I'm not really sure what the last thing my turrets killed was. But these blue ones were becoming more common when I was building my rocket

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>>29516186
>ywn be a Belkan ace in horseland

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>>29506181
fucking furries
>>29499013
it's going to be fun!

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>>29499013
F-Fluttershy would take care of me r-right?

>>29524252
Hey, at least people don't regularly farm your ass for those sweet, sweet leather drops anymore.

>>29505043
There's a story like that on fimfic, 'An alien In need is a friend indeed' I believe it was called.

It's been on a long haitus though, but still has enough to enjoy.

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It seems i am attack helicopter now.

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>>29499013
>How will things go for you?

>Sure is fun in equestrian Flatland.

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>>29517206

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I think I'd be alright, providing I don't meet any form of anti-aircraft defence

>>29522876
>tfw I killed a cloaker, a taser, and dozer all together with the RPG.
I'm scared guys. W-what do I become?

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I think I'll be fine, maybe they'll worship me as a spirit of the Everfree or whatever.
Also Timberwolf army.

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iam ok with this

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>Giant ant

Guess the game

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WORT WORT WORT

Where da humanz at?

>>29505147
do it, obviously

>bandit from S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Misery

Time to cheeki breeki in the equestria

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You didn't say non-superboss

Time to wreck shit up with RAGE, I guess.

>>29535637
Honey, I shrunk the kids?

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>>29535924
fuck I wasn't expecting that

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>>29533906
Robocop

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>>29535637
Sounds like Earth Defense Force to me

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Terra Branford, maybe? If we count fighting games. Otherwise, it'd be an undead soul-sucking abomination. The first case would be workable, but the second would probably end poorly.

>>29499013

Bump

Apparently I'd be a shitty Geth

Time to an hero myself.

Geth are stupid and can't even talk.

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Hope those horses have done no wrong

>>29527454

Its fun. I am a star wars fag so I will be biased either way.

>>29535637
EDF?

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I could make this work.

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>>29499013
I become Blackbeard from R6S, sounds good to me.

former human sergant from vanilla Doom 2.