>"Welcome. Please have a seat and make yourself comfortable."

>>29493160
I want to fuck a real horse

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>>29493160
>implying the bossfaggot of /mlp/ inc would look like some chad normo

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>>29493187
>implying NEETs can successfully run a multibillion dollar, international company
Only Chads have the charisma and talents to run one

"A couple anons once wrote, about my thread, that it was "the only valuable thing in this board'. And I didn't even had to pay them, they did it on their own. Take a look at the attached desuarchive page. Also, I'm very skilled at finding very good pics tagged with 'plot' in Derpibooru."

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>>29493172
>>29493209
When can you start?

>>29493172
>3dpd

>>29493208
What chad wants to run a corporation dedicated to 2d when he could be out smashing like chads are programmed to

nah, get fucked, mobilefag

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>>29493226
Even now, if you want.

>>29493236
Any Chad, homeboy. He's getting paid millions to fuck his harem of secretaries and manipulate the masses of basement dwellers stroking thier little pee pees to cartoon horses and fork over mad cash to fuck their waifus in VR.

>>29493290
naaah even the ballsiest chad doesn't want the stigma of owning a horseporn shitposting empire

it's ok, chad can lose once in a while dude, it's not the end of his world

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>>29493236
>"3DPD pone is the job of our R&D department."
>"In fact! It may interest you to know that despite porn being our current best seller, only a fraction of our operating expenses goes into its production!"
>"Near 50% of our operating costs go into pony research and development!"
>"Our scientists are hard at work developing pone related projects such as Total Immersion Pony Pussy VR, exploration of dimensional boundaries in search for pone, freaking PORTAL to poners, and even real life genetically modified ponies!"
>"The latter project is already showing some promising results!"
>"Just last week our top researchers successfully synthesized a pony pussy!"
>"We'll fuck 'em yet, Anon!"

>>29493260

What's Dash doing?

>>29493312
>implying Chads give a single fuck about "stigma".
Some asshole might bring it up at a party, and any "Chad" would tell him to fuck off and then go roll around in his pile of money.

>>29493324
>rape

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>>29493338
shit, I guess chad wins then, dang, roooo fuck off

you hitting up the frogboard next?

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>>29493324
Being uncharacteristically cheerful, I guess?

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>>29493160
The only thing that turns me on anymore is show accurate cartoon horse porn, and I masturbate to it at least 8 times a day or more. My relentless hunt for new material is the only thing that keeps from fellating a shotgun.

So I'll work my hardest or literally kill myself for your company. No next of kin so you can claim my insurance. win/win

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>>29493160
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
>Um, they're okay.
Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
>Hey, Halberstram?
Yes, Allen?
> Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you... Do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
No, Allen.
>Is that a raincoat?
Yes, it is. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!

>>29493160