>"I'm ready for our date Anonymous, where are you

>>29492364
>"We're gonna go see that new Shamalamadingdong movie, I hear it's actually pretty good"

>>29492364
Oh the most fancy bistro in town, ofcourse

Le Guilded Arches

>>29492364
>Your dick

then anon proceeded to shove his entirely new horse body down her cock

>>29492364

Shooting range and then the mud pit for some four wheelin'.

>>29492364
Glue factory

>>29492364

"Maggiano's. The portions are generous, the wine list solid, and the atmosphere convivial and a respectable setting to place a jewel like yourself- without breaking the bank. After all, it meant I could upgrade the seats at the Kennedy to a front balcony."

>>29492364
Rape Dungeon

>>29492364
/rape

>>29492364
To the Gay Bathhouse.

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>>29492364
Greasy slut.

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>>29492364
A cousin of mine own this restaurant...

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I'm taking ya to the greatest place on earth

>>29492364
Laser Tag

>>29492364
to pound town.

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>>29492364
Dorsia

>>29492525
Dubsia

>>29492364
Your bedroom I've got a wicked boner and some butter, we're taking this date up brown town

>>29492364
The trash.

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>>29492970

Taking the Queen out to her own castle? Tsk.

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>>29492364
inta a zip zop zoobity bop medically induced coma, my dear.

>>29493054
>"D-dahling, I think there was something in that jello pudding..."

>>29493060
"Really? All I put in them were the roofies."

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>>29492451
i can't breathe

>>29492364
Turn off the alarm clock, get out of bed, and start another dreary pointless day.

>>29492364
First, cocktails at the house with Flutters, then a quiet evening at Tersiguel's followed by a leisurely stroll through town with some light shopping. Then back to the house where Flutters will have the guest room all set for you. We can all three chat by the fire and I'll make sure you get tucked-in when you're ready to fall asleep. Flutters and I will both walk you home after breakfast in the morning. Sound good, pal?

>>29492364

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It took you this long to get ready?! Look at what you've done to me!!

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>>29493656
Service is 10/10 tho