>"Hey Anon! How many humans does it take to screw

>>29489160
How many OP's does it take to make a shitty thread?

>>29489160
How many?

>>29489160
Two, but they have to be very small.

>>29489160
>Rape

>>29489160
Don't know, but it only takes one human to screw you.

>"By 'light bulb', I mean pussy and by human I mean you!...Wanna screw nigga?"

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>>29489170
Kek

>>29489160
One.

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>>29489160
"How many mouth fulls of broken glass does it take for an mud pony do screw in a light bulb, darling?

>>29489616
5yr old writing makes no sense

>>29489160
Just one Pinkie Pie!
I know that's impressive since you ponies need at least two, but it's true.
Unless it's really high up I guess, then we need a ladder.

>>29489616
>an mud pony do screw in a light bulb

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>>29489850
mfw I didn't check for spelling errors before I posted.

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>>29489170

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>>29489160

>>29489616
An mud pony yorself.

>>29489160
That's not the right caption to go with that picture.
The right caption is... I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.

i want pinkie pie to shit marshmallow frosting on my face.

>>29489160

"One, but how are we gonna fit you and me in that light bulb?"

>>29489962
I didnt get it till I saw your post laughing...then I got it.

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>>29489170
My sides; where are they?

>>29489160
Hey Ponks! How many ponies does it take to sexyally satisfy one human?

>>29491053
Underrated

>>29489170
i dont get it

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>>29489170

>>29493661
The joke is that two people can have sex inside the light bulb if they are really tiny.

>>29489160

i want pink pank to sht on my face

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>>29489160
>"Hey Anon! How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

>>29495812
One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to an earlier riddle.

>>29494777
Trips check'em

>>29489160
Five
One two screw it in
Four to say that they could have done it better.

>>29496593
kek

>>29489160

>>29497524
we /general/ now?

>>29495812
0.999...