Reminder that Luna can detect all the hatred inside you and would

>>29480165
With all that hatred and angst in herself, I figure she'd have found a kindred spirit.

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>>29480165
>implying she wouldn't detect my throbbing erection and decide to keep me hidden from ponykind in her chambers in Canterlot Castle

Good thing there aren't any Jews or nogs in equestria

>>29480538
>griffons
>zebras

>>29480165
All of my hatred is directed inward, I think she'd be cool with that.

>>29480165
Implying that she's not busy.

Implying that she can enter a human dream.

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>>29480165
>Luna
>of all ponies
>banishing somebody for being an edgy faggot without a moment's hesitation
That'd be quite a bitch move on her part, t.b.q.h. But if all "villain redemption" arcs in her Equestria end up that regressive, I'd honestly be no better off there than I am here (character wise at least, maybe not in terms of circumstance)

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>>29480304

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I want to beat fillies

>>29480165
Yeah, but that's why the first thing you do when you get to Equestria is kill everyone who could send you back.
You either succeed and get to stay, as a fugitive or in prison but who cares, or you die/get deported. It's a no-lose scenario since life outside of Equestria isn't worth living anyway.

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>>29480165

>>29480670
Griffons are gopniks, not jews.

>>29481599
Check'd

>>29481844
Dubs comfirm dubs

>>29481789
tomato tomato

>>29481789
they're both

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>>29480670
>zebras
>Black

>>29480165
I can detect all the chef boyardee beginning to spill from her autistic self at any moment so there

I'm fucking her sister anyway, eat a dick, cheer up emo kid darth tantibus

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>>29484126

Pulp Fiction?

>>29484680
yup

>>29484724
God save us