Do you have your special somepony, Anon? Someone you saved from

>>29477050
>implying I'm in Equestria
Fuck off, nigga.

>>29477061
Just go outside and ask your (preferably female) friend to see some movies. You don't need powers like Discord to impress her.

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>>29477068
Save the peptalk for ribbit9k, dude

No one here should have 3dpd tendencies left

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>>29477050
Nope. I'm not looking for one, either.
Lone wolf, baby!

Besides, who needs an actual girlfriend when my 2D bitches will put out for me whenever and as often as I want?

>>29477050
No
We had a fight and now I am left here to cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG0IYV6G0I0

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>>29477050
Hahahhahahaha fuck you

>>29477050
No....

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>>29477050
No.
Haven't had one in years.

I actually kinda like things this way.

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>>29477748
First other person I've met who had a committed relationship or two and chose this life over that.

>>29477767
>>29477748
How long does it take for one to forget and carry on anons? I was just laid off recently.
>tfw fell for the 3dpd meme and you were all right and now it hurts like hell

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>>29477789
If it hurts you didn't choose this life.

I broke up with my girlfriend of two years in order to be single.

>>29477803
Well I guess you never really loved her. Otherwise, how could you willingly leave?

>>29477789
If you really loved them, you never will. You'll just learn to hide it more.

>>29477789
The one time I fell in love properly it took me a little less than a year to get over her fully.

Although I've been told some people do it in about six months.

>>29477817
I don't think it was worth it then.

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>>29477050
Nigga I don't have the energy or desire to deal with a relationship.

I'd much rather people watch.

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>>29477767
Relationships aren't my thing, basically.

I also have very few friends that I only see occasionally. And I like that they work that way, because spending lots of time with other people tends to annoy me eventually.

The idea of one day finding a woman, moving in with her, and making her a huge part of my life actually makes me worry.

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>>29477812
a) She changed.
b) We weren't long-term compatible, though she certainly thought we were.

But after years of solitude, I am considering dating again, and now I know the two foremost qualities to look for in a significant other (given my disposition):

Friendship, not love, and emotional self-sufficiency (no dependence).

>>29477050
you know it's weird, but after watching Bride and Daughter of Discord I do sort of ship these two together now, they're pretty top cute in the series tbqh

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>dating somebody because you "love" unironically
>not wisely dating a close friend that you can have sex with
If all you're chasing is a high on good feelings, your relationship's days are fucking numbered because that will never last. Either one of you will burn out hard, and cut the other one out before they start dragging themselves through a one-sided relationship, or you'll both get in too deep, until you mutually start to hate each other's stupid fucking face but can't leave without ripping your lives in half. The higher you put someone on a pedestal, the harder they'll always fall.

Quit being whiny turbofags about this and fucking set your priorities straight. Go make some god damn friends if you're so lonely. Has six seasons of a children's show about friendship taught you nothing?

>>29477871
So you just want someone to stop being a loner? that sounds pretty desperate anon.

>>29477926
>frogposter
Hide post

>>29477928
It's about having a friend. I have good friends but a special someone is a special friend. I don't think wanting friendship is desperate; all good things in life are for their own sake.

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>>29477968
Well alright, have fun with whatever you do.

>>29477933
>he doesn't like the best image board meme yet
Underage nefaggot.

>>29477075
>No one here should have 3dpd tendencies left
Pretty much this

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>3dpd
You don't belong here.

>>29477892
Most likely Mike Vogel seen it too. It's too popular for show staffers to miss it.

you guys actually think love is real? wow /mlp is dead

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As >>29477871 this dumb frogposter >>29477926 is right.

My relationship had become the one-sided type so I cut her off.

Again, I learned that the key is friendship, not love, and mutual emotional self-sufficiency, not dependence.

>>29477926
I kinda agree with this. Seeing that marriage, and relationships in general are all but meaningless at this point, I think I'd rather save myself the emotional grief and focus entirely on myself.

>>29478972
You'd probably be better off. Worst comes to pass, you enter a bad relationship later down the road, but have bettered yourself well enough to cope, or push past it, without any serious loss.

Does online count

>>29480489
Well that depends, is she real, or just some ad bot on a porn site?

>>29480588
It's a he, and we do online RP stuff together. And he's definately real.
And no, not ERP, just lovey-dovey shit

>>29477926
>says the frogposter

L M A O
M
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>>29477789
What >>29477817 said. And you'll never love someone the same way again. That doesn't mean you will never love anyone again, though. Each time you fall in love the experience will be different. Just keep on keeping on, anon, and maybe you will find the right person.

>>29478369
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>29477061
>being anywhere but Equestria
pleb