Since humans and ponies can't breed, can't you just

>EqG
>canon
I would say choose 1 but you probably don't want to choose EqG anyway. So stick with canon pone anon

>>29475638
>humans and ponies can't breed
>wut iz magic??

>>29475638
You'd turn into a pony when you cross over so it wouldn't solve anything.

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>>29475656
What is love

>>29475661
I thought Anon stayed human in Equestria. He does for most greens.
>>29475656
Good point.
It would be some intense magic.

>>29475669
Bb don't hurt me.

>>29475672
In Equestria Anon is human and waifu is pony.
When they pass through the portal, waifu becomes human and Anon becomes pony.

>>29475693
Then fuck through the portal.

>>29475638
Twilight could turn me into a stallion to breed her happy

>>29475681
don't hurt me

>>29475724
No more.

then her body will be ruined forever and you will have a parasite to take care of.

I recommend you listen to Gwar "Baby Dick Fuck" and read the lyrics while listening.

>>29475693
That could be hot
You could be your waifu's pet pony for a while

>>29475638
think it become a growing problem at the high school; humans randomly popping out of the statue at the front of the building naked and then fucking each other before rolling back through?

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>>29476453
>not wanting to make your waifu into a hot milf
>not wanting to give her children
you deserve to be alone.

>>29476453
Twilight's an immortal alicorn, the effects of childbirth will be unnoticeable after a few months

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>>29475638
>Then you can enjoy your foals.
Lewd.

>>29476557
>immortal
Cool headcanon, bro.

>>29475638

>>29475638
>Since humans and ponies can't breed
This is a lie by people too cheap to buy contraceptives.